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Looking Back On The Presidency Of Donald Trump - A Dispatch From The Future

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Authored by Jon Lovett, originally posted at The Atlantic,

“It was the terrific leader of India, Gandhi, who said, ‘First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they attack you, and then you win.’ Well we won, didn’t we?”

That’s how President Donald John Trump began his inaugural address, that clear morning in January of 2017. The fact that Gandhi never said these words was among the very least of our problems. Besides, the line drew rapturous applause from the crowd. According to a joint statement released by the White House and Nielsen, the Trump Inaugural drew the largest television audience in human history. As President Trump himself pointed out in his second press availability that afternoon, the numbers would only go up, once you factored in DVR.

It’s amazing isn’t? How adaptable we are as human beings? It was only a year earlier that Trump was a punch line. Obviously, everyone knew, he could never actually get anywhere once the votes were cast. American democracy was too robust to let that happen. He was too dangerous to win, and to win would be too dangerous. It couldn’t happen because it couldn’t happen.

And then, just like that, it did.

There’s no need to rehash how it all went down. He won the nomination, and then he won the general election. It wasn’t more complicated than that. Some have compared the tenor of the news on election night to the coverage of a tragedy or disaster. But that’s not exactly right. It wasn’t like a meteor strike. It was more like finding out a meteor is heading our way. The anchors were dazed and somber. There was a real effort on the part of journalists to assuage viewers. Twitter was a shit show, but Twitter is always a shit show. Many immediately expressed their regret for voting Trump. Some had just wanted to register a protest, not realizing that they would be swinging the election to an insecure, undisciplined narcissist unfit for public office.

The next morning, President Obama declared a bank holiday, to the chagrin of President-Elect Trump, who blamed the fear mongering of Washington elites for the massive sell off roiling global markets. No one seemed more surprised by the returns than the Donald himself who—at the one moment in his life when it was truly needed—couldn’t muster the bravura for which he was famous. Being elected president made him seem tiny, and of course it did.

Those were the darkest moments. Yet, in the dull terror of those first days, there were the stirrings of redemption. You could see it in the pride that journalists—even cynical, sneering political reporters—took in covering this historic and surprising transition. You could see it on display in the meetings that President Obama and White House staff held almost around-the-clock with congressional leaders and aides of both parties. But most of all, you could see it everywhere. Everyone was talking about the news. Everyone was watching and reading the news. There was a sense, in those weeks between Election Day and Inauguration Day, that Americans were all in this together, preparing, girding, for what we didn’t know. And maybe it’s crazy, but we grew closer to each other, kinder, as we all participated in this event as one country. Some still scoff at this, and as time passes, it’s harder and harder to prove. But I think it’s true. I think we are different now.

Maybe Trump was a mirror, and we hated him because we hated what we saw in our reflection.

By the time President Trump raised his right hand and swore to preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution, the Constitution itself had been enlisted. In what Trump supporters called the “Christmas Coup” and what everyone else called a historic act of national preservation, President Obama signed into law a bill passed with overwhelming bipartisan support (with the exception of a few House Republicans and Ted Cruz, who abstained) which reasserted congressional primacy over the republic and stripped away the presidential prerogatives that had accrued over the previous century. In a talk at the Heritage Foundation, Chief Justice John Roberts, speaking only hypothetically of course, suggested such a law would survive judicial review. The liberals on the high court offered similar hints. The only source of debate was which parts of the law ought to be permanent and which should sunset after four years. You can imagine how that went.

Anyway, there’s no need to belabor the details of how the next four years unfolded: the budget crisis, President Trump’s impeachment, Vice President Cruz’s inauguration, the second budget crisis. It’s all pretty straightforward. It was a painful and frightening time, to be sure. And while it didn’t bring about the collapse of society, it did hurt us. Our economy suffered, as did our standing in the world. (Relations with Mexico remain tense.) One bright spot: We elected a man who loves to name things after himself, but all we named after him is the “Trump Recession.” He’ll be remembered for that forever. The irony was almost worth the price.

And maybe it was a price the American people had to pay. Maybe Trump was a mirror, and we hated him because we hated what we saw in our reflection. We were coasting and knew it. A generation of elites prized shamelessness and ambition over virtue. Our newness and pride as a nation didn’t protect us from decadence, but it did allow us to ignore it, glued to our grievances and our phones as our culture and politics grew ever more brittle and shallow and crass.

In the end, Trump is what America had earned. Trump is what America deserved. Trump was our reckoning. And while his rise to power was born of our failings, it also forced us to find our strength. It’s amazing how adaptable we are as human beings, isn’t it? Trump saved us.

Now it’s all up to President Fieri.

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Don't laugh yet...

 

 

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Thu, 08/20/2015 - 18:50 | 6449327 Grimaldus
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Let's hope Trump saves us from the criminal progressive stupid!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Grimaldus

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 18:54 | 6449347 Occident Mortal
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It could be worse, Hillary could win.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 18:56 | 6449360 johngaltfla
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This isn't rocket science. America is sick of the banksters, Faux News, phonies like Rand "McCONnell" Paul, the RNC, Karl Rove, the Fed, and endless war. All you need to know on illegal immigration is summed up here:

Why Trump is Winning and MSM Reporters are Retards (Video)
Thu, 08/20/2015 - 19:01 | 6449376 knukles
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The Progressives and Libtards are scared to death of Trump.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 19:11 | 6449416 kaiserhoff
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Because they are losing control,

  and they know what they deserve.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 19:19 | 6449437 macholatte
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Some had just wanted to register a protest, not realizing that they would be swinging the election to an insecure, undisciplined narcissist unfit for public office.

 

 

Hold on pal, Obama is not up for re-election again.


Jon Lovett is a writer based in Los Angeles. He previously served for three years as a speechwriter to President Obama in the White House.

http://www.theatlantic.com/author/jon-lovett/

 

Just another Progressive Troll on ZH

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 19:21 | 6449460 nmewn
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Yeah, I was just about to post the same thing.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 19:24 | 6449474 Santini Air
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As a virtual person who self-identifies as a physical Mexican, we find ZH reader's support of Trump to be troubling.....

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 19:26 | 6449480 Publicus
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>wake up to another beautiful day in the Trump Empire

>my 2 Slovenian trophy wives have made me breakfast

>read paper

>all the cartoons are Ben Garrison cartoons

>the economy is booming thanks to "Trumpism", his brand of American protectionism

>crime is down 70% because so many spics were deported, and BLM nigs shot by the cops

>hop in my 100% American-made Ford Mustang

>all the houses in the neighborhood have Confederate and Gadsden flags

>young kids wearing Trump wigs because it's the coolest fashion

>on the way there, some spic tries to panhandle me

>"yo esse, you're a rich gringo, gimme summa that green homes!"

>call ICE rapid response team

>laugh as they beat him with batons and stuff him into a van

>spend the day working for America, not China or Mexico

>come home

>my Slovenian wives have cooked 100% American steaks for dinner

>we watch Emperor Trump's nightly fireside address to the nation while they take turns working my shaft

>he's about to close out the show

>we all say with him in unison: "Good night America, and don't be a dummy!"

>we laugh heartily together

>fuck my wives for a solid hour

>caw like an eagle when I cum

>shower and hit the sack

>just another day in the Trump Empire

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 19:50 | 6449559 Big Corked Boots
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You left out one item:

>pop a gummint-paid viagra 

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 20:05 | 6449603 whoflungdung
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Interview Trump and Oprah from 27 years ago.

Watch what The Donald said then!!

 

And thanks to Bill Still for reminding us.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrFUcSD3CEQ

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 02:26 | 6450500 OldPhart
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He's pretty prescient even back then.  I'm starting to favor the guy as more comes out, not that I'd vote for him, but I can see teh reaction from others is he represents "None of the Above" on the ballot.

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 03:14 | 6450556 StychoKiller
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Especially if the Republicons choose one of the others to nominate!

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 20:07 | 6449609 macholatte
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As a virtual person who self-identifies as a physical Mexican, we find ZH reader's support of Trump to be troubling.....

 

As a virtual person who self identifies as an American I/we find your conflict of tense & racist comment to be troubling. Are you in Mexico and hoping to get rid of more dead beats or are you in the USA illegally and afraid you'll be expelled and not be able to suck off the tit of liberal policies until the host is dead? Your failure to clean up Mexico is very troubling.

 

It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.

Emiliano Zapata

My sole ambition is to rid Mexico of the class that has oppressed her and given the people a chance to know what real liberty means. And if I could bring that about today by giving up my life, I would do it gladly.

Pancho Villa

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 20:34 | 6449696 OpenThePodBayDoorHAL
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Trump is perfect for America, his entire life is one giant selfie

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 03:46 | 6450588 giovanni_f
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The difference to Obama and the George Dabbeliu Bush being what?

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 05:40 | 6450673 Refuse-Resist
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With slender feminine women (ie Slovenian wives), you don't need viagra.

That shit is only required for american feminist landwhales.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 20:38 | 6449708 _SILENCER
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Eerily similar to President Silencer's America, except my wife is a hot Sicilian, and at miday the whole staff goes shooting for a couple hours.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 21:15 | 6449848 msmith9962
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That was gold.  Not sure why you got all the downs.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 22:59 | 6450154 Publicus
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The 50 million illegals and H1Bs obviously.

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 03:13 | 6450555 StychoKiller
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Hmm, does Hollyweird know that one of their screenwriters is missing? :>D

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 20:37 | 6449704 checkessential
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It's become quite apparent that ZH editors actually support the establishment politicians.  Without them, they don't have much of a website.   

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 00:54 | 6450122 ThroxxOfVron
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Message: WE the Duopolists will not recognize the legitimacy of a NON-Duopolist being duly and legally elected.

-Not Trump, not Deez Nuts, not ANYONE. 

 

You WILL vote FOR US and continue to accept our Duopoluist Oligarchy -or WE WILL SHUT DOWN THE BANKING SYSTEM AND PROHIBIT ALL COMMERERCE ala Greece and WE WILL INSTITUTE MARTIAL LAW and We WILL pass and implement all manner of illegal 'laws' in concert with our fellow Duoplolists in the Caputred Congres and with Our rubber stamp Supreme Court, the IRS, etc., etc...

 

OBEY OR WE WILL PUNISH YOU VIOLENTLY,

-RUIN YOU ECONOMICALLY,

-STEAL YOUR PROPERTY AND DESTROY YOUR BUSINESSES,

-EMPLOY THE MILITARIZED POLICE AND THE REGULATORY AGENCIES WE CONTROL AGAINST YOU...

 

OBEY OR SUFFER AT OUR HANDS.

-YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 02:32 | 6450508 OldPhart
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No threats will be necessary.

No edicts will be made.

There is no need for theatre that puts names to the owners.

One simple programming message to Diebold is all it's going to take.

On election night we will see virtually everyone interviewed proclaiming they voted for Trump.

He will end the evening at 3%, Hillary/Jeb, one of the two, have an unprecedented win.

That is pretty much guaranteed.

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 05:44 | 6450675 ThroxxOfVron
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Diebold won't be everywhere.

Those machines aren't as ubiquitious as some would think.

 

The Electoral College and the US Supreme Court are more formidable challenges.

 

I repeat: the cited article is clearly a thinly veiled command/threat to STFU and do as you are told -OR ELSE; and that kind of command/threat requires exactly the opposite of cooperation and compliance.

Whatever you think you have to lose, THEY have much much more to lose.

 

PULL THE PIN.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 21:48 | 6449953 e_goldstein
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 Because they are losing control, and they know what they deserve.

 And hopefully they get it good and hard.

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 01:00 | 6450100 ThroxxOfVron
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"they know what they deserve. "

 

They aren't Left OR Right, They aren't Red OR Blue, They aren't NeoCons OR NeoLibs, They aren't Public OR Private...

There are TWO SIDES to Every Counterfeit Coin and Every Counterfeit Bill.  But TWO SIDES does not make two different coins or bills...

They = the Duopoly...   

They = the False & Phony Choices, False & Phony Narratives, Sock Puppets & Shills, Cheaters and Whore Renters, Media Frauds and Professional Liars..

They = Divide and Conquer False Flagers, Mercenaries, Plants, Inside Jobers, Conmen and Hitmen, Honey Pot Cock Suckers and Balck Widows, Blackmailers, NSA Evesdroppers, INformants, Undercover Agents, Pimps and Whoremongers, Purgurers and Forgers.

They = the False Security Hucksters, Boogyman Manufacturers, Enemy Armers, Foreign First Citizens, False War Mongers...

They = the Race Baiters, False Blamers, Misogonists, Sex Deviancy Promoters, Human Trafficers, Slave Labor Employers...

They = Both the rapaciaous Coroporate AND Govenment Bureaucrats taking for themselves under claims of taking for others be those claimed others shareholders, constituents, the elderly, the workers, chldren and/or the disenfranchised and defenceless...

They = the Intolerant Meddling Religious Hypocrites and the Intolerant Anti-Religious Hypocrites...

 

Revenge is gonna be served HOT this time to the lot left, right, up and down.

White Hot, down the throat and straight up the ass.

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 05:17 | 6450653 roddy6667
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A man told how his baby boy had a car seat with a steering wheel and a horn. When in the car, he thought he was driving it.

American voters are the same as this baby boy, They control the country as much as the child in the car saeat.

All thos arguments about Red/Blue Liberal.Conservative, are so much worthless noise.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 19:13 | 6449419 ACP
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Bill called The Donald to run and make Hillary look good.

A month later, after dozens of polls, The Donald called Bill and said, "You know what? Fuck you Bill, I'm gonna win this shit and beat your wife, so to speak."

 

 

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 19:35 | 6449510 Pareto
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+10000, for.............. "so to speak."

 

some funny shit right there alright.

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 02:43 | 6450521 StychoKiller
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[quote]

...not realizing that they would be swinging the election to an insecure, undisciplined narcissist unfit for public office.

[/quote]

Hmm, kinda describes a lot of WhiteHouse denizens, don't it?

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 21:14 | 6449835 Kirk2NCC1701
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This country has enough enemies.  What it desperately needs, is a good enema.

TRUMP: The Enema of the State. 

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 18:57 | 6449363 Jlasoon
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The crazy part is Trump sounds like the sane one in the bunch. You listen to these other guys and yikes!!!

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 18:56 | 6449358 Santini Air
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Trump is a fake.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 19:14 | 6449417 Jlasoon
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I don't give a fuck what he is. I just want the "Great Wall of Trump".

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 19:14 | 6449433 Santini Air
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Why?  It wouldn't be LA without MexiCans.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 19:32 | 6449503 Tallest Skil
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Good. Kick them all out. Every single one of them. Then annex the border Mexican states and kick them out of there, too.

Rekindle Polk's legacy.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 19:52 | 6449565 Santini Air
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yo ese makin we loco here!

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 22:41 | 6450105 ThroxxOfVron
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IMHO, it is better, for BOTH Americans and Mexicans, to take half of Mexico for the US than to give half of California to Mexicans.

 

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 19:52 | 6449564 Big Corked Boots
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You aren't exactly real, either, fonestar.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 21:56 | 6449979 TheReplacement
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I thought he was a Canuck.  Same difference, not worth a shit.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 19:01 | 6449369 giovanni_f
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Trump should ask Kim Kardashian to join the team. If she declines, he still can ask Hitlery Rodham Marcos to head the new ministry for the "Moral rejuvenation of America".

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 03:39 | 6450578 giovanni_f
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Ok downvoters, you are right, my mistake. Kim Kardashian is overqualified. How about Sarah "betcha" Palin? Overqualification sure wouldn't be an issue.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 22:36 | 6450095 Yohimbo
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CRAP WRITING

your therapist called, youve scheduled too many visits, work it out on your own but not on ZH

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 05:40 | 6450488 OldPhart
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Some had just wanted to register a protest, not realizing that they would be swinging the election to an insecure, undisciplined narcissist unfit for public office.

There's no way we'd elect in someone like that twice in a century...oh, wait...

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 18:51 | 6449328 Bilderberg Member
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Can we just pay off the rest of Obama's salary and bring in Mr. Trump tomorrow?

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 19:01 | 6449378 Fukushima Fricassee
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All the dicks Obama can suck should do it. Long live Preisidente' Trump !!!!

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 18:51 | 6449329 negative rates
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THE QUEEN IS DEAD, long live the queen.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 18:52 | 6449333 Buckaroo Banzai
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I'm no fan of Trump's, but those squishy-cunt faggots at the Atlantic can go suck a bag of dicks.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 18:54 | 6449345 kaiserhoff
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You forgot Pussy, Traitors.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 19:09 | 6449412 Bilderberg Member
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"Maybe Trump was a mirror, and we hated him because we hated what we saw in our reflection."

But maybe I'm the mirror and Trump is the reflection and the mirror is in a room in the Trump Plaza and the light's not on so you can't see anything. Whoaaa!!

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 19:44 | 6449540 r00t61
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I seem to recall The Atlantic declaring Ben Bernanke "a hero" and "the savior of the global economy."

http://globaleconomicanalysis.blogspot.com/2012/03/atlantic-magazine-cov...

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 19:04 | 6449389 duo
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The Atlantic is Corpratist Propoganda posing as liberal commentary.  Don't take them seriously.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 18:52 | 6449335 kaiserhoff
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WTF?

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 18:53 | 6449338 trader1
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I don't get the punchline.

Can someone explain?

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 19:13 | 6449427 toady
Fri, 08/21/2015 - 02:46 | 6450523 trader1
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who the fuck is guy fieri?

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 03:21 | 6450563 StychoKiller
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Watch the Food Network, "Drive-ins, Diners and Dives"

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 19:15 | 6449429 toady
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oops 

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 18:53 | 6449339 Chuck Knoblauch
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Harvey Dent?

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 19:07 | 6449341 Lumberjack
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No
Yes

Poll: Lumberjack for Trump administration duties.

Please feel free to nominate any ZH member for all potential positions in reply comments. Miffed gets my vote for whatever she wants.. Same as WB7. Got lots more but your vote counts here.

While I am no fan of anyone and like my balls intact, I have to hand it to Mr. Trump for bringing up the issues to the front. If he needs to fill a low level position if he is elected, I would happily accept.

I've never been fired either and testing the wster here at ZH tried really hard for down votes.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 19:17 | 6449409 Lumberjack
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I voted for myself. For the first time ever. I was kind enough not to do it for a State legislative election during the Enron fiaso but easily captured a County position shortly thereafter. I know how this shit works.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 19:23 | 6449469 Lumberjack
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WTF? In nonoseconds I get a down vote... In seconds I upvoted myself again. I Am far from arrogant,
but to the down voter, no one is expected to kiss my ass and if you even try...

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 19:39 | 6449523 Ol Man
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The problem is you are offering to suck at the .gov teat, at my expense, under the pretense of a noble gesture.  You don't even have a clue about the problem!!!

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 05:47 | 6450677 Refuse-Resist
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WB7 for press secretary.

Miffed for head of CDC

Freddie for head of FCC

SgtShaftoe for USMIL Chief of Staff == 5 Stars baby!

HedglessHorseman for Sec of Agriculture

Radical Marijuana for head of DEA

MillionDollarBonus for Ambassador to China or Liberia

Kchrisc for head guillotine operator/Attorney General

Tall Tom for Supreme Court lead justice

MeatTrapper for Head of BLM

Deerhunter for Head of USDA

That's all I got.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 18:54 | 6449343 StarfishPrime
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The author misspelled the "Obama Gets a Third Term" act as this "Christmas Coup".

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 18:54 | 6449348 Gold N Glocks
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Didn't I see Lovett's name on the AM data dump?

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 18:59 | 6449370 Lordflin
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If we can survive two Bushs, a Clinton and an Obama we can survive anything... in comparison Trump is a cakewalk...

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 19:07 | 6449407 Fukushima Fricassee
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You have not survived that peice of shit yet, the facist fucker has a year and one half left.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 19:18 | 6449441 Lordflin
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Yeah, we'll call me an optimist. Well, actually, I don't think I have ever been called an optimist... Well, never mind then...

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 19:08 | 6449408 knukles
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Betchu if the Dalai Lama were to visit the WH under Trump, he'd not be ushered out a side door past the garbage as did Mr Obyahah

http://www.foxnews.com/slideshow/politics/2010/02/19/dalai-lama-trots-pa...

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 19:02 | 6449379 Icelandicsaga.....
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The Atlantic does progressive butt hurt so well. Trump is driving that establishment nuts..if nothing else he has made lots of disfected people take notice. Anyone who thinks Trump could be worse than the last two imbeciles has gone full retard

 

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 21:00 | 6449801 Terminus C
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True, but anyone who thinks he'll be better is just as far into the full retard zone.

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 07:02 | 6450754 skipjack
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disaffected - but thanks for the morning laugh :)

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 19:06 | 6449381 Smegley Wanxalot
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from The Atlantic ... one of the biggest obama-cock-sucking rags out there (am talking about michele's cock, and not barack's tiny clit).  Waste of fucking time.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 19:37 | 6449515 Oldwood
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It takes a lot of nerve to dream this shit up after the ass rape disaster their favorite son has wrought upon us these last six plus years. Lets not forget that the markets and the unemployment numbers did not really tank until Obama took the lead in the polls against McStain. Every small business owner I knew at the time saw Obama as a real threat to their survival. They were right.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 19:02 | 6449382 toady
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We are soooooooo fucked. There's no one, not a single person, that I know of that I would vote for, or even vote against.

We are soooooooo fucked.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 19:12 | 6449421 negative rates
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And i'm long shovels and hands.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 19:39 | 6449524 Oldwood
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We all vote whether we go to the polls or not.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 19:04 | 6449388 Zimscooter
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does his mother know about this?

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 19:13 | 6449426 gregga777
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His mother is an Obama whore, too.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 19:06 | 6449397 agent default
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Trump is a "insecure, undisciplined narcissist unfit for public office" .  No difference between him and Hillary then.

So all of a sudden ZH comes up with an article that makes Obama look like a hero trying to make a last stand against Trump because Trump is somehow "unfit", unlike the lot we had for the past 20+ years. Is this a sponsored article? Serious question. 

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 20:30 | 6449674 XitSam
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Hillary is a sociopath.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 23:11 | 6450185 ThroxxOfVron
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" Is this a sponsored article? Serious question.  "

 

MORE FEAR AND MARKET INSTABILITY = EASIER TO SHILL GOLD.

SEVERAL OF THE 'TYLERS' ARE ACTUALLY ONE GOLD SHILL.

 

CAPICHE?

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 19:12 | 6449418 Irving Phelps
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Lovett obviously has sucked some Bush dick and The Atlanic sucks off the tits of the average American. Free speech is great but ZH readers don't buy this load of puke shit.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 19:12 | 6449420 gregga777
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Jon Lovett's name is on the list. Gonna keep churning out more pikes for the likes of this Pile Of Stinkin' Excrement.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 19:31 | 6449434 Ol Man
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Wait...  a hit piece about the imagined consequences of a presidential selectee...   how original...

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 19:20 | 6449453 percyklein
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There's a little of Hitler in this guy.  How much? Enough? Enough to take over the popular will? Is it that we are seeing?  We have to watch ourselves here. 

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 07:43 | 6450828 optimator
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For Germany Hitler was a hero, did everything right until September 1, 1939.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 19:23 | 6449467 homebody
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Trump may be the last chance - a difficult choice  - but it may be this or say goodbye America.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 19:24 | 6449468 SSRI Junkie
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when trump announces he will conduct treason and corruption trials (with guillotines) for all those involved in the bs this country has endured for at least the last 10 years, he's got my vote (he may have it anyways)

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 19:26 | 6449481 Cynthia11640
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What's funny about this article is that the Atlantic author believes that the crony party system lead by Obama, the puppet, the community organizeer with 2 years of legislive experience before he was elected on hope and change, giving the banks a holiday right before he leaves office and throwing the Constitution in the garbage by giving away the 1st branch of our government. Is this how he wants to change America's mind against Trump.

Seems to me, the author just told America to vote for Trump because that's what the cronies will do if he is elected.  

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 19:53 | 6449568 Oldwood
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Progressives have always seen absolute government power as the solution. Every time someone talks of the power of the constitution they scramble to acquire even more absolute power. As is in their playbook for everything else, the crisis IS the tool, the gift that provides them with the propaganda base for which the emergency demands that suspend the constitution to save it. The contradictions, the hypocrisy of their actions and agendas never comes under scrutiny.They can claim unending love and willingness to sacrifice all of us "for the children" while funding and defending a campaign to kill millions of unborn children.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 19:29 | 6449492 WhackoWarner
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GET Your head out of your ass you opportunist.  This is utter nonsense.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 19:29 | 6449494 countryboy42
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Hey fuck chops,

If you are so good at seeing into the future, give me the winning Lotto numbers for this Saturdays drawing.

Piece of garbage article.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 19:42 | 6449536 44_shooter
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Too many of you are still too stupid to realize you have absolutely no say in who gets elected as the president. 

 

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 19:47 | 6449549 homebody
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This time the anger is so great that the tide may win out over the machine.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 19:54 | 6449572 Fed-up with bei...
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They call it the electoral college.  SHEET.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 19:58 | 6449584 homebody
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Even the so called power brokers will yield when looking at the masses of people holding torches and pitch forks.

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 05:49 | 6450679 Refuse-Resist
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Have you ever been to one of their ECU (electoral college university) keggers?

Damn!

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 20:52 | 6449770 Stares straight...
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So if Trump does win, what does that imply about your theory?

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 19:44 | 6449541 Infinite QE
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He must not be taking enough meetings from AIPAC.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 19:45 | 6449546 california chrome
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Jon Lovett pimp for the Atlantic whore cracks me up as they shit in their pants.

This POS is really the best ya can come up with.

FUCK YOU!

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 19:52 | 6449567 slightlyskeptical
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Goodbye NWO...hello Biff's World.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 19:56 | 6449578 divedivedive
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But how long until someone questions the citizenships granted via the 'wet-foot-dry-foot' policy ?

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 20:00 | 6449588 apu123
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I don't think its fair to blame the hypothetical financial meltdown on Trump in the article as we have been in it for about 8 years.  It is at the very least the Clinton/Bush/Obama meltdown.  I also find it rather hypocritical that in the article Obama gets legislation passed to curtail the overreach of the executive branch.  Like he cares about balance of power, he would only do that if CONgress said they would protect him against future prosecution.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 20:02 | 6449594 New_Meat
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Colonel House approves of this message!

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 20:16 | 6449630 GhostofBastiat
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If we want an easily defendable border....just withdraw the foreign deployed troops to North America and go "Full Imperial".  That way everyone can see what a "real Imperialist" America is!

 

Annex Canada, Newfoundland, NW territory. and Mexico,  Use geography in the north and Defoliants in the south to cut a DMZ south of the Mexican Border...many of the serious trouble makers are comming from Nicaragua and Honduras anyway, and the Mexican Government knows how to keep out foreign nationals they don't want!

 

The Great Wall of Trump could be much smaller, and just use the one the mexicans already "paid for".

Trump would call this a "hostile takeover" or a LBO...

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 20:51 | 6449766 newworldorder
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Your kidding - right? Annexing Mexico and Central America is so 19th and 20th centuries. The only asset worth having is the Panama Canal.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 22:29 | 6450082 forwardho
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Speaking as hitler, I say...

Annex the sudatenland.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 20:16 | 6449639 Duc888
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The Atlantic. Fishwrapper. Just another example of clueless motherfukkerz. Right up there with Littlegreenfootballs.

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 05:52 | 6450682 Refuse-Resist
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Insular progressives living in a bubble in their hives.

When the bubble pops they will be ill equipped to deal with it, being anti-gun and pro-diversity and all.

They couldn't be any more disconnected from what most Americans think, feel, or do on a daily basis.

Fuck em.

 

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 20:28 | 6449672 David Rockefeller
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The only thing I get out of this establishmentarian nonsense is this:  The powers that be are afraid of Trump.  Now, I despise Trump myself, for he reminds me of the worst demagogues Plato wrote about.  I think the line he draws between Mexicans and us is outrageous, especially because Mexicans are coming here as a direct result of America's NAFTA, the CIA drug-running operations, and America's support for rigged elections and political horrors in that country.  Also, it's ridiculous to suppose that elections will change anything; we're too far gone for that.  If anyone posed a challenge to the kingmakers, they will kill or incapacitate him as they did to Lincoln, McKinley, Wilson, FDR, Kennedy, Nixon, Carter.  Still, this article is forcing me to look at Trump a bit more closely.  Since they don't like him, maybe there is something to the man?

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 22:26 | 6450071 forwardho
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I disagree with your assersion. ; especially because Mexicans are coming here as a direct result of America's NAFTA, the CIA drug-running operations, and America's support for rigged elections and political horrors in that country.

The Mexicans, Hondurans and every other shit hole third world country are shipping people out before their masses rise up in revolt. This safty valve needs to keep blowing out untrained, unemployed masses of people so civil war does not burn out the entire southern hemisphere.

Right now, all over the world, people are fleeing the madness of economic disaster. They head for the (richer) northern countries, where at least they will be fed... for now.

One of the 17 dwarfs joked about Trumps plan to deport the whole of aliens. He said trumps plan would cost billions.

How about a dollar figure on what will be spent to compleatly care for 20 million unskilled, unemployed workers. A whole new dependent class.


Thu, 08/20/2015 - 20:36 | 6449701 Prober
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So you are suggesting that Trump would be worse than Bill Clinton, GW Bush, The Obomination, Bernie Sanders, and even Hillary The Bitch Clinton ?

If so, you be needin' a mind infusion.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 20:42 | 6449732 Bazza McKenzie
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Other than the bit about Trump winning and the establishment trying to pass laws to preserve their own power, and maybe the bit about the anchors being stunned, the article was all piffle, displaying the author's disdain for outside-the-beltway-America and his general cluelessness about what needs to be done to restore the greatness of America -- though I daresay the author is one of those who would be embarrassed to even talk about restoring the greatness of America.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 20:43 | 6449737 Dr. Engali
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This has to be one of the dumbest most useless articles I've read. It wasn't even a good hypothetical. Let's say Trump was legit, which he isn't, does anyone really believe that Deibold wouldn't take the selection from the people? Or that his private jet wouldn't have an "accident" ?

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 20:44 | 6449745 83_vf_1100_c
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  I haven't quite figured out why anyone would want to be Prez of Amerika. The bennies are great and you can go anywhere anytime on vacation and you can pick a fight with the biggest dude anywhere and laugh while the Secret Service guys kick his ass and women will blow you under the desk on the Oval Office and ... nevermind. I figured it out.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 21:13 | 6449774 gwar5
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Article is total bullshit.

 

Obama and congress are to blame for hollowing out the economy and destroying the middle class. They can't get an economy going with 0% interest rates! Can't blame a future Trump who has never held any office yet. It was well known Obama's socialist presidency was going to be a big red stop tlight for the markets and the economy (and a green light for terrorists). And we were right.

It will probably take a personality like Trump's to blow right past all the PC garbage and fix things because it took a village to destroy it.

 

 

 

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 22:21 | 6450063 TeethVillage88s
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Say what?

"It was well known Obama's socialist presidency was going to be a big red stop tlight for the markets and the economy (and a green light for terrorists). And we were right."

I can hold two opposing ideas in my head at the same time.

- If you invested in the Stock market after 2008 near the bottom, you would be rich today.

- Who are the winners in Obama's Society? Wall Street. TBTF Banks. Other Banks. Hedge Funds and Private Banking. Corporate Leaders, Fortune 500, Dow Jones Companies, Ass-Kissing Media, NSA/CIA/DHS/US MIC Prison Complex, US Military has done well if you acknowledge that after war ends there are cuts to DoD (Not so well if your got purged, but RIF actions or Reduction in Force of Uniform Soldiers is pretty old tradition)

I'm not that awake, I missed some winners.

Privatization has not been halted, but government still performs at the usual level of waste and fraud while private contracts keep increasing.

The Country is functional while the kick the can strategy has revealed and grown huge weaknesses, huge deficits, huge FISCAL Spending, huge gaming by the FED, huge gaming by the TBTF, and the economy is in the shitter. When they chose the next 4 crisis: financial, economic, Sovereign Debt, and War... we won't be surprised.

But the Markets are still Great.

Obama is not a good president, he is a puppet. The English Trade Model is firmly in place in the USA, so Jobs and Economy are in decline since 1980, velocity of money is shit, but... this is TPTB program... this is an export from Europe.

Our Rulers don't want many people to rise to the upper middle class and don't really want many in the Middle Class.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 21:04 | 6449817 Bit Coin Hacker
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He eats Pizza with a fork. 'nuff said!

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 21:11 | 6449838 jmc8888
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Donald Trump is basically this....

I don't plan to end the empire in any way, I just plan to run it better, and force others to pay more for our wielding it on their behalf.

Also remember that Roy Cohn was his bosom buddy.  Who is Roy Cohn?

https://larouchepac.com/20150817/british-empire-roots-american-social-co...

 

We begin with the case of Donald Trump. He is, as Lyndon LaRouche points out, a product of J. Edgar Hoover’s New York circles, a coterie which included mobbed-up businessmen like Lewis Rosenstiel, along with Cardinal Spellman of the New York archdiocese, and various Wall Street establishment and media figures, all presided over by Hoover’s main New York man, the satanic Roy M. Cohn. Cohn was Trump’s lawyer and best friend throughout most of Trump’s formative years—his mentor, according to Trump.

Those who know their history, know that Roy Cohn was the legal assassin deployed by J. Edgar Hoover and Joseph McCarthy during the notorious manufactured “Red Scare” of the 1950s, which destroyed the lives of numerous innocent public servants and others, while instilling fear and cowardice in the post-war U.S. population.

When McCarthy was finally discredited in the Army-McCarthy hearings or 1954, Cohn left Washington for New York City, where he became the favorite lawyer and facilitator for New York-New Jersey organized crime, defrauding his clients, bribing judges, and corrupting and blackmailing much of what was New York celebrity, journalistic, and high-society culture in the 1960s through the 1980s. Cohn threw exclusive sex and drug parties at Studio 54, Le Club, and other “hot” night spots. Trump claims that he and Cohn met at Le Club.

At the same time, Cohn was the lawyer and a personal confidant of New York’s Cardinal Spellman, himself an FBI informant and J. Edgar Hoover crony. Roy Cohn did all of this while being protected by Hoover’s FBI and other Wall Street-controlled secret government entities, who gladly accepted the dirt he provided them about those he seduced, in return for allowing his gross and satanic criminality. He was only disbarred on his deathbed, as he was dying of AIDS.

Also

Trump’s campaign manager, until his recent “resignation,” was Roger Stone, described by Trump as a longtime close friend and associate. Stone is a long-standing Republican Party dirty-tricks operative who cut his teeth with Richard Nixon’s CREEP. According to Stone, he has Richard Nixon’s picture tattooed on his back.

 

Trump would be a disaster.  His bravado is eerily reminiscent of W Bush. 

Does anyone here really want someone committed to a 'better run' empire... Because good luck with that, it's not happening.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 22:06 | 6450009 TeethVillage88s
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Sounds like Operation Honeymoon or whatever CIA Operations.

FBI used same ops as CIA???

Maybe Trump is in the FBI/CIA Network then?

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 06:49 | 6450729 Raoul_Luke
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Um, after three terms of FDR the federal government WAS riddled with commies.  Hoover and McCarthy may have been rapacious hate mongerers...but they were right about the "Red Scare."

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 21:40 | 6449930 rsnoble
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Maybe we should concentrate on getting Obama out of office first, and anyone that would be a replacement aka Hillary.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 21:47 | 6449958 GRDguy
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H.L. Mencken was absolutely right!

“The men the American people admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars;

the men they detest most violently are those who try to tell them the truth.”

 

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 05:55 | 6450685 Refuse-Resist
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Ron Paul and Ross Perot just called from 'un electable-land' and they agree.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 21:57 | 6449981 TeethVillage88s
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Maybe it's the Alcohol or the Hang over, but I don't have any idea what this article is about.

Peace Out.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 22:08 | 6450016 forwardho
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it appears to be a missive written by a happy Obama supporter, glad in the hope that maybe, just maybe a man will be elected who will make obama look presidential.

Really, RE; not realizing that they would be swinging the election to an insecure, undisciplined narcissist unfit for public office.

If that dont describe the current occupant of 1600 pennsilvania ave.

Nothing else will.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 22:03 | 6449992 TeethVillage88s
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"Trump claims that he and Cohn met at Le Club."

And Trump hasn't Drunk Alcohol or taken Drugs ever since.

Holy Shit, Trump is a Manchurian Candidate!!

Edit: Should have posted to jmc8888 or referenced Larouchepac.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 22:38 | 6450099 undercover brother
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wow, that was idiotic and we're all worse off for having read it.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 22:43 | 6450108 idontcare
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Wow, that was incredibly moronic.

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 22:49 | 6450131 flyonmywall
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That is some funny shit Publicus. Got a good laugh out of it. It would be nice if it worked out that way !

Where do you get the Slovenian wives from? Got a link for that?

 

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 22:59 | 6450153 Steel Magnolia
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Huh? WTF??

Thu, 08/20/2015 - 23:34 | 6450238 lasvegaspersona
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The joke will be on the author when the Obama Depression begins in ...well I'll be damned..it is starting tonight...

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 00:58 | 6450385 nosam
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Trump is crazy. Crazy like a fox.

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 01:45 | 6450456 onmail
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ButY'allSeeThatHe'sGonnaBlameAllOnTheHomoNiggaOnDope

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 03:19 | 6450559 CHX
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Sorry to say, but the ship is going down before the elections, so we might get to see a cover with an Obama crash bottom. Yikes.

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 05:40 | 6450672 Sir SpeaksALot
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Trump Presidency will be a perfect excuse for crash of the US of A. and Trump will make a nice scapegoat...

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 06:43 | 6450722 Raoul_Luke
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Lets all take a deep breath here.  I mean, he can't really be all that much worse than W or O, right?  Those two are like the Laruel and Hardy of back to back administrations, right?  So now it's Don Rickle's turn...

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 07:48 | 6450839 Gohigher
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Waste of time. My dogs could imagine the future better than this author. The inspiration MUST have been while at Starsucks, drooling over the new wine and tapas evening menu.

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