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Twitter Down 65% From Highs - Crashes Below IPO Price
But, but, but...
The Analysts said...
This summed it all up nicely...
Emergency Meeting At Twitter pic.twitter.com/EHcQK4Hyjg
— Ivan the K ?™ ? (@IvanTheK) August 20, 2015
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Ah... Now we're getting somewhere.
Today represents a great opportunity to BTFD. Buy the dips folks. It's called investing in a sink hole.
YES!!! F*** the social networking scammerz!
I never did understand how they made money.
From selling stocks duh
I think I'll tweet this article
Ugh, that's so f*****g meta. /valleygirl
meh, only thing I have tried to do today was offering puts a penny over the market in FB against my short deltas long vol in there (it has been my biggest short position for a few days now) a minute or five ago till the algos moved the market a nickle away.
Well guess what bitchez, now yas cant have em. I'm treating the rest of this opex like I am in europe; hands in pockets, let the chips fall where they may. good luck unwinding all those disastrously long stock, long bonds, long USD, short gold positions. Everyone is on the same side of the market right now. The phrase "boom goes the dynamite' comes to mind.
Along the same lines of though, I wonder what's kept Facebook up so high?
Oh, I forgot, everyone's supposed to have a 100 P/E
One of these companies is run by a member of the tribe while the other is pure goyim garbage.
Obviously some of these stocks are getting a little love from Uncle Sugar and some are not. Maybe the Fed hates Twitter like they hated Lehman.
Obviously some of these stocks are getting a little love from Uncle Sugar and some are not. Maybe the Fed hates Twitter like they hated Lehman.
Twatter is now officially passe and the hipster class now speak in emoji's.....
:)
so is that baba pos
don't worry about ma, he got plenty
Twitter can't go bust how else will I tweet @David_Cameron calling him a cunt?
What's that - no more free beer busts and Pilates classes...???!!! And why aren't my fellow employees returning to their cubes from lunch...?
Uh-oh...
It's ok, the initial investors left long ago.
#WINNING!
#CANARYINTHECOALMINE
Angry Birdbrains.
don't worry about costolo, he got plenty
I was practicing juggling knives....but all I got was 17 stitches...
Now it's really bad – it just broke below its 140 character moving average.
Fucking market pushers on MSM crack me up...
From MW...
If you’re holding off on buying stocks because “everyone knows” September and October can be terrible months that often bring trouble, you might be setting up yourself to get faked out by Mr. Market once again.
Because two of my favorite indicators are saying now is the time to purchase equities.
The first one is actually your caution. Or, rather, measures of it on a broader scale.
Several indicators are flashing excessive pessimism right now, which is a bullish signal in the contrarian sense.
But those in the know, or corporate insiders with the front-row seats on their businesses, are now telling us that it’s a good time to buy stocks.
Of course, we could still see further market weakness. Insiders can be early, and no one can call market turns with pinpoint accuracy. Plus, the media haven’t turned decisively negative, often a key element in a sentiment call.
But here’s the bottom line: This combination of bearishness by the general public and bullishness by insiders is a classic signal to buy.
Fuck them
Kill me
Even the most mediocre sales people know to change their pitch everyonce in a while. Spinning the depletion of company cash to shore up stock price in order to keep insiders options in the money as a positive was outdated years ago.
The algos never tire of the same script.
stopped out at "Mr. Market"
"This combination of bearishness by the general public and bullishness by insiders is a classic signal to buy."
For those that have ever wondered if there is a "fair market"... this not only screams "Your not in it" but shows the despotic arrogance of the those insiders, who think the little people don't have any power to move markets.
I fart in their general direction.
You also have to like the etrade splash page: "The market is calling, opportunities are everywhere".
just woke up...got drunk last night and fell on my stack of SIlver....
whats's a Twitter??????????????
It's the tremor felt when Cankles are near.
They are a small home entertainment company selling stereo speakers listed in the OTC penny stock market.
The savviest got in early.
little do they know. It needs a good look at the mirror to get the insight. The show must go on.
Let the eat app. And choke on it.
Tyler can we have the deer picture @ 4pm? Please?
Twitter is for idiots and narcissistic kardashian hookers.
I see more and more of my friends ditching Facebook and giving the big FU to social media in general. I can't help but feel there is a backlash underway, as people come to realize any semblance of privacy is just an illusion.
Perhaps, but people who were attracted to it in the first place demonstrated a certain degree of narcissism, so privacy was never their bag anyway.
Maybe they need to restructure, using Lingerie Ads
Fighting Twitter Twats
Could this be social media's Pets.com moment?
Bird got out its cage! Canary in the coal mine.
Lots of fake wealth is being destroyed! Much of the QE money printing is now disappearing into this air. These bubble companies have a lot of wealth to destroy going forward.
Unfortunately, much of it is in pension funds, and the beneficiaries have no idea.
But they will eventually get the results in writing. Even if the system sucks, the documentation aspect of going broke works fine.
That's the headline I want to see.
the fact it hasn't happened shakes my faith in god.
real close to a banker in integrity and because he's making money somehow he "good or cool" he's all about him self.
His partner is the smart one. Happily playing crossword puzzles in Singapore.
Facebook is too valuable for the "intelligence" agencies to let it burn...
Sounds like #twitterisintheshitter
BTFD muppets!
They tweaked their system to mess up people quoting other feeds. I guess the only people they value are people who post 100% original content(and those who steal their gif's and vines from reddit).
So if you want to have a feed that brings your brand of news and entertainment albeit quoted from other sites, they have made it no longer worth your while...or at least a lot more difficult
I think twitter just went yahoo (if anybody is old enough to remember(gather round kiddies) yahoo started tweaking their message board format many, many years ago and got it so wrong that people left en masse. They never recovered
I think twitter just did the same thing
Is this it or will the Fed save it? The backbone (e.g. tech) of the stock market is cracking.
How is this possible? They told me twitter was the biggest thing since sliced bread - like sliced bread with words. How could this happen?
Right! We need to hire those Chinese market regulators! There, fixed it!
I felt a disturbance in the markets, like millions of investors in the Twitter cried out and were suddenly silenced.
Buy the dead cat bounce! Just "twitter away" your money...
He rocks in the tree tops all day long
Hoppin' and a-boppin' and singing his song
All the little birdies on Jaybird Street
Love to hear the robin go tweet tweet tweet