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Fri, 08/21/2015 - 18:44 | 6453798 TeamDepends
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Will Huma be allowed conjugal visits?

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 18:47 | 6453810 Miffed Microbio...
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Yes, they will do yoga routines together. ( shivering uncontrollably at the various visual possibilities)

Miffed;-)

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 18:55 | 6453834 Richard Chesler
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Made my day. Thanks.

 

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 19:02 | 6453853 Pool Shark
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The funniest thing I've seen on the interwebs since the last time the DOW was under 17,000... 

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 19:07 | 6453872 Pladizow
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Mrs. President Hitlary?

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 19:13 | 6453892 palmereldritch
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Zee pantzuitz

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 19:14 | 6453894 Pure Evil
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Now all we need is a utube video of that little fairy hiding in his blanket telling us to leave Hillary alone like the one s/he/it did for Britney.

Sat, 08/22/2015 - 00:09 | 6454646 wee-weed up
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Hillary For Prisoner 2016

Sat, 08/22/2015 - 15:00 | 6456102 Offthebeach
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Now I know why the Feds spent 1-2 million dollars on why lesbians are so fat.

 I imagine prison for Hildabeast it will be rough not being able to knock down those three 40's of PBR and/or assorted malt liquors every afternoon.

It'll probably face planting the mash potatoes right from the commercial Hobart mixer bucket.

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 20:49 | 6454187 NeedtoSecede
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Sorry to keep hammering this theme, but I couldn't pass it up (and this is where I thought Pool Shark was going...)

 

Funniest thing on interwebs since Lehman...

 

We are soooo  screwed.  Secession anyone?

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 22:16 | 6454443 Crash Overide
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By the time this Clinton thing is done, well...

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/deez-nuts-is-running-for-president/

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 19:03 | 6453863 TeamDepends
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After years of devoted study, they will become Tantric Scissor Masters.

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 20:38 | 6454166 stormsailor
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you just made me retch up my dinner.

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 21:06 | 6454244 Consuelo
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'Muffed'...

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 18:48 | 6453811 MsCreant
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It will be an Orange is the New Black spinoff reality TV series starring Hillary and Huma "doing" time together.

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 18:55 | 6453835 steveharless
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It will be called ORANGISH

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 19:00 | 6453852 J Jason Djfmam
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Mostly ISH.

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 19:16 | 6453904 palmereldritch
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Boehner can guest star

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 22:18 | 6454445 Crash Overide
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Boehner is the kind of guy who walks in the party and starts shitting on everyone.

Sat, 08/22/2015 - 10:51 | 6455288 Almost Solvent
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Also - he's a buzzkill

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 19:23 | 6453929 WhackoWarner
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Many people advocate jail,  Some advocate treason executions.

 

I advocate public stocks in various towns.  Put them in captured stocks and allow "the average voter/taxpayer  to comment,  say fling rotten tomatos (GMO of course).

 

Hanging is too good.  Public shaming for YEARS.  Non violent public information information.

Sat, 08/22/2015 - 10:50 | 6455285 SAE 73
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I would probably say yes.  Hitlery needs some "carpet cleaning" if you know what I mean.  Stinky carpet is not good for ones health.  Hahahahahahaaaaa

 

 

 

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 18:46 | 6453803 SuperRay
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Throw her in jail, and while you're at it, throw bill in too. Just tell him there are female guards and they're into s&m

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 18:50 | 6453818 Automatic Choke
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(s&m means never having to say "I'm sorry"....)

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 21:39 | 6454329 mijev
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Masochist to sadist: Hurt me!

Sadist: No.

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 18:50 | 6453819 blindman
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there are very few human beings who would
suffer from moar yoga, period. just sayin'.
she may have an integrity and money corruption
issue but it has nothing to do with "yoga", her
doing it or anyone observing that monumental
struggle. don't become the asshole you despise;
i say, in practice it is always difficult
to avoid.
anyway ...

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 22:03 | 6454405 blindman
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naturally, glad to see you took
the comment to heart. now ,
what to do next with what you
have learned? always strangely,
it gets better all the time,
after all, it is all a stretch,
a flex and a breath in time ...
like tears in rain.
i stole all them lines, too.
push another button brother

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 18:58 | 6453820 FireBrander
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Did Hillary just email herself a million times over? Seems to me, if you email someone, or they email you...a copy of those emails ends up on TWO machines...YOURS AND THEIRS!

Is the FBI snatching up anyone else's machines?

Haven't heard a single word on this...seems like common sense...

They fucken nailed Jared in this way...one of his employee's had the porn...he emailed/transferred it to Jared...FBI busts the employee, finds emails to Jared...they bust Jared..

Hillary never emailed Obama, or anyone else in Government, a single fucken time about anything? All those years, I would think Obama has hundreds of emails from Hillary stored on servers she can't wipe...

There has to be backups of ALL secure/secret/nonsecret stuff from Hillary to .gov employees email addresses...there just fucken HAS TO BE!

 

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 21:01 | 6454223 NeedtoSecede
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Bingo!

 

That's how we know this is all just another scam on the sheeple.  This and the IRS/Lois Lerner bullshit.  All just a scam and a distraction for the ignorant sheeple.  TOTUS and Val Jarrett may want to fuck with HillBilly, but they have no intention of throwing anyone in jail.  All bullshit.  A private company can pull terrabytes of data in a matter of hours on all sorts all aspects of their business and Amazon and Google can handle millions of transactions a second, but .gov can't pull emails.  Bullshit, plain and simple and the only thing that may fix it is to bulldoze DC and start over.

1000 bulldozers, towing 1000 guillotines.  Surround DC and level the fucking den of corruption.  Anyone left inside the beltway defending the status quo is given a speedy trial and when convicted of treason sent to a quick and humane visit with the guillotine.  What a fucking disgrace, we need to burn it down, break it up and start over.

Sat, 08/22/2015 - 04:39 | 6454873 cossack55
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Salt the ground as a final statement.  Whats good for Carthage.....

Sat, 08/22/2015 - 01:24 | 6454726 Implied Violins
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Yup, they are just setting up the scapegoats for sacrifice. Something to mollify the masses when the TRUE elite finish their globalization plans. They'll sacrifice their myopic, psychopathic leaders all over the world, and a few lesser bankers, and maybe even Israel to make it look like our new leaders are better, shinier versions of the bastards they just deposed. Small loss for those at the top, who will then own EVERYTHING. Unless enough of us wake up and STOP IT - and the coming economic meltdown just might do the trick...

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 18:55 | 6453832 nmewn
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The presumed, unbeatable, crony-fascist, establishment hand-picked, smartest-woman-in-the-world evah!, the next President of the United States no less...reduced to simple childrens playground lying techniques, in order to try & coverup her past lies.

Now having to grovel & scrape before the sheeple for support.

Very, presidential ;-)

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 18:55 | 6453833 agNau
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All that's missing is the numbers on that orange jump suit.

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 18:56 | 6453839 logicalman
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HIllary is definitely a scrubber!

Likely only a Brit will understand.

 

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 19:12 | 6453886 steveharless
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Fri, 08/21/2015 - 19:11 | 6453887 steveharless
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www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=scrubber
 
Urban Dictionary 

scrubber is a female tramp who would satisfy a male's needs without a second thought.

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 19:02 | 6453855 Reaper
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Cankles is so modest. She doesn't want you to know she posed for these poses. http://thewondrous.com/33-extreme-yoga-poses/

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 20:12 | 6454095 juicy_bananas
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I can smell your cunt.

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 20:52 | 6454195 palmereldritch
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I think you meant your mother's breath

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 19:15 | 6453898 Clowns on Acid
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Orange is the new Black...Billy B.

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 21:17 | 6454265 viahj
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#Orangetwatsmatter!

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 19:22 | 6453923 Secret Weapon
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This is her Jennifer FLowers moment.

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 19:38 | 6453970 IndyPat
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Klintonerdammerung...

Twilight of ze Kunt.

Ja.

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 19:51 | 6454018 kchrisc
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Treason and tyranny are not funny.

Thanks for trying.

Zion is a scheme, not an ethnicity.

 

Hillary is proof that Zion is a scheme, and not an ethnicity.

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 20:02 | 6454048 juicy_bananas
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Obomba will pardon Hitlery at the last minute. Or better yet, she'll just pardon herself once she's president.

I AM a crook!

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 20:10 | 6454091 thebigunit
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Mr. Banzai:

You've got the wrong Correctional Institution.

Here 'tis:

Clintion Correctional Facility

 

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 20:46 | 6454181 petaloka
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CUNT.

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 20:57 | 6454212 The Iconoclast
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The government may not hold her accountable but the voters will.  She will not be president.

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 21:09 | 6454252 Lumberjack
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David Miliband dragged into Hillary Clinton email scandal after it emerges confidential British intelligence was sent to presidential hopeful's private account

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3206269/David-Miliband-dragged-H...

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Looks like Hillz won't be the toast of many dinner parties from now on... Who else is going to get dragged into this mess?

 

 

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 21:24 | 6454287 fishwharf
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I never believe anything until the official denial has been issued.

http://www.dailytimes.com.pk/entertainment/22-Aug-2015/nasa-denies-claim...

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 23:04 | 6454535 GeezerGeek
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Confirming the worst, last week I saw a pod of dolphins fly into space, saying "Goodbye, and thanks for all the fish." Well, at least Yellen has an excuse for not raising rates.

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 21:27 | 6454296 Anunnaki
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I took a Hillary this morning

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 21:40 | 6454336 q99x2
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Great day at ZH. We are all doomed.

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 23:19 | 6454569 TheAntiProgressive
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She will drop or be dropped, convicted and then pardoned by the Bamster before he coasts out of the big house proclaiming her invaluable service to the USA.  Bill let Obama win on the links and this deal was stuck.

Sat, 08/22/2015 - 10:58 | 6455320 numapepi
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What movie was that taken from?

Sat, 08/22/2015 - 11:29 | 6455414 numapepi
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Found out... The Downfall Der Untergang

Sat, 08/22/2015 - 11:38 | 6455438 YHC-FTSE
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Der Untergang. AKA Hitlery's email.

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