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Carnage: Worst Week For Stocks In 4 Years, VIX Soars Most Ever

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Only one thing seemed appropriate...

 

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The mainstream media really nailed this move in the past month (here and here)

  • China's worst week since July - closes at 5 month lows
  • Global Stocks' worst week since May 2012
  • US Stocks' worst week in 4 years
  • VIX's biggest weekly rise ever
  • Crude's longest losing streak in 29 years
  • Gold's best week since January
  • 5Y TSY Yield's biggest absolute drop in 2 years

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Did you get message Fed?

 

THE CLEAR MESSAGE FROM THE MARKETS IS - HIKE RATES AND YOU'RE DONE, GIVE US QE4 OR IT'S ALL OVER!!!

So let's start with stocks...

Bloodbathery... This was the worst week for global stocks (MSCI World) since May 2012

 

And the worst week for US equities since Nov 2011...

 

Futures show the pain started with China PMI, then dumped as Europe collapsed,  then there was no help from the machines as gamma was so imbalanced...

 

Of course we saw The BoJ in da house to help squeeze stocks with some USDJPY crushing...but that only worked for the small caps (easiest to squeeze)... and then it all collapsed...

 

Putting these moves in context, the red lines show how long since the US Majors are unchanged...

 

Dow enters correction... this was the 9th largest point drop in the history of The Dow...

 

Financials and Energy were monkeyhammered this week (as both were completely decoupled from their credit markets)...

 

Financials crash...

 

And Surprise!!! Energy stocks collapse to credit...

 

Who could have seen that coming?

Carnage in AAPL slammed the Nasdaq...

 

Since QE3, all but The Nasdaq are now red... (and Nasdaq is collapsing fast)...Trannies down almost 10% since the end of QE3!!

 

VIX exploded this week with the biggest jump ever...

 

And The VIX ETF saw its biggest 2-day rise since 2011 (no wonder with 61.7mm shares short agaionst just 60.6mm outstanding)

 

As VIX catches up to credit risk...

 

and before we leave stock-land, her is perhaps the 'spookiest' chart... a Fibonnaci 61.8% extension of the 2007 high to 2009 lows 'nails the top' for now... (h/t @allstarcharts )

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OK... so let's look at bond-land. Treasury yields collapsed this week with 10Y nearing a 1 handle... 5y yield down over 17bps is the bigest absolute drop since Sept 2013

 

Leaving the entire bond complex lower in yield on the year...

 

And stocks finally caught down to credot's reality...

 

FX Markets have seen some serious carnage this week...

The US Dollar index futures contract was down 2.7% on the week - its biggest drop since June 2013...

 

EM FX was a disaster...

 

Finally - the commodity space...

Very mixed picture with PMs holding gains (despite Silver's slam today) as industrial commodities were clobbered...

 

Bloomberg's Commodity Index is at its lowest since 1999...

 

Crude oil fell to a 3 handle -

 

Dropping for 8 straight weeks for the first time since 1986...

 

Note that gold reversed today early on after touching its 100DMA... and silver revsed today to its 50DMA

 

And finally, because we suspect the mainstream media will be looking for an excuse to explain all this carnage... here is the culprit...

Charts: Bloomberg

Bonus Chart: Today...

 

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Fri, 08/21/2015 - 16:10 | 6452974 i_call_you_my_base
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Just people taking profits.

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 16:12 | 6452987 TeamDepends
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No, they want the sheeps reeling when the knockout punches come next month.

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 16:14 | 6453008 saints51
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Shemitah

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 16:18 | 6453030 johnvallo
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♥ LOVE ♥

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 16:19 | 6453047 TongueStun
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Are you stupid? Just buy the fucking DIP

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 16:31 | 6453109 Squid Viscous
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keep averaging down, that has killed more jews than hitler

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 16:50 | 6453195 saints51
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I had to call in the green arrow PPT. We have a serial down voter who lost it all today. Sorry buddy but at least you got some free drinks.

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 17:24 | 6453412 NoDebt
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<NoDebt strolls in from his vacation taking a drag on his smoke, looks around>

You gotta be kidding me.  Look at this place.  It's a fucking disaster.  Carpets have puke on them, beer cans everywhere and.... oh, just look at your Grandmother's antique china closet!

You fucking motherfuckers.  I go away for one week- ONE FUCKING WEEK!!- and you wreck my house!  What the hell happened here?  I left you all in charge because I thought you were responsible people.  Looks like I fucked up by trusting you.  I don't even know what to say.  Just.... just.... get the fuck out.  I don't even want to see you right now.

(Seriously, what the hell?  I go on vacation for one week and the whole fucking market falls apart.  I'm disappointed in all of you.)

 

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 17:46 | 6453562 Implied Violins
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You let Tom Cruise housesit?

Bullish. Krugman thanks you for your sacrifice.

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 19:22 | 6453921 ajax
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"Pop Goes The Weasel", violin NOT implied:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNIBJ0PLWNU&feature=youtu.be

"That's the way the money goes..."

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 21:04 | 6454023 J S Bach
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Rinnnnnng.... 

"Hello?"

"Hi, uh... Janet?   Lloyd here again."

"Shalom, Lloyd."

"Yeah... whatevevah... shalom to you, too.  Hey, we've had a pretty serious drop in the ma-"

"Yeah, yeah, I heard.  So how much do you need this time?"

"I dunno, maybe a couple hundred billion?"

"Sigh.  Okay... you'll have to wait til Monday though.  I'll have to call Evelyn in the City to get approval on this one.  Shouldn't be a problem."

"Thanks, gworgeous.  We'll have to get together soon and toast QE with a little Manischewitz".

"xo"

* click *

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 23:02 | 6454294 Ness.
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For the love of God - if there was ever a perfect song for today - Steely Dan nails it.  Enjoy Black Friday boyz!

When Black Friday comes
I'll stand down by the door
And catch the grey men when they
Dive from the fourteenth floor


When Black Friday comes
I'll collect everything I'm owed
And before my friends find out
I'll be on the road

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1ZV4Mx7tw8

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 23:27 | 6454585 cnmcdee
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I am sorry to disappoint anyone but this could only be the beginning.   Having done prophetic interlock analysis for decades I have a responsibility to share what I suspect and expect to happen.  I am strongly suspecting the Japanese Quake may hit in the next two weeks.  It will be a magnitude 9.0 plus, crater their markets and heavily affect us here, when it flattens Tokyo.  It will cause a 20-30 foot tsunami to hit the coast of California, causing much shoreline damage, and mansion mangling. If you see this you have two to three weeks to get 100 miles inland from the west coast.  A magnitude 17.0 earthquake is going to strike in the Pacific ocean and trigger a tsunami that will take out Vancouver, Seattle, Portland Oregon, Hawaii, Vancouver Island.  I know that sounds absolutely incredulous.  Two warning quakes are supposed to hit Vancouver Island a 7.0 and a 7.4 (causing a 5 foot tsunami to travel up Juan de Fuca straits)..    When the 17.0 goes 7-10 days after the 7.4 that hits Vancouver Island The tsunami that will hit Vancouver Island will be 1200 feet high and wash all the way inland to Hope.  In Portland Oregon it will be 90 feet high, and 100 feet at the Los Angeles River. 3-400 feet for Seattle?

It will shutter banking for 3-6 months,  bring anarchy and lawlessness and I am strongly expecting a September window or the month after (October)  -  It may not even happen this year, but if the Japanese quake happens this year, then the Great Northwest Quake will.

Again I do know know the year but the moment you see the Japanese quake it is time to get away from the shoreline.

 

 

 

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 23:30 | 6454591 markmotive
Sat, 08/22/2015 - 02:38 | 6454790 Four chan
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best week in 6 years! 

Sat, 08/22/2015 - 03:27 | 6454825 cookie nookie
Sat, 08/22/2015 - 09:15 | 6455087 Keyser
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(Seriously, what the hell?  I go on vacation for one week and the whole fucking market falls apart.  I'm disappointed in all of you.)

You fucked up, you trusted us...  
Fri, 08/21/2015 - 23:35 | 6454598 Osmium
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OR, the FED will cave to Wall Street's temper tamtrun and unleash another round of QE.  Deep down, you all know it will happen.

Sat, 08/22/2015 - 00:16 | 6454649 Bastiat
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Magnitude 17??  17??  REally?  Put down the pipe.

"Beyond 9.5, while extremely strong earthquakes are theoretically possible, the energies involved rapidly make such earthquakes on Earth effectively impossible without an extremely destructive source of external energy. For example, the asteroid impact that created the Chicxulub crater and caused the mass extinction that may have killed the dinosaurs has been estimated as causing a magnitude 13 earthquake (see below), while a magnitude 15 earthquake could destroy the Earth completely. Seismologist Susan Hough has suggested that 10 may represent a very approximate upper limit, as the effect if the largest known continuous belt of faults ruptured together (along the Pacific coast of the Americas).[20]"

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richter_magnitude_scale

    Sat, 08/22/2015 - 00:24 | 6454660 J S Bach
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    Exactly, Bastiat...

    Anything past Magnitude 15.0 is like the death star blowing up on Star Wars.

    I'm not the most optimisitic person in the world, but some of this doomsday spiel is completely laughable.  Be realistic, folks.  The "end" is not near.  The "beginning" is near.  That is... the start of a whole new calendar -- once the present satanic rulers are flung into their pit by the eternal laws of nature.  This WILL happen.  We cannot predict when nor how - but it WILL happen - as sure as the sun rises in the east and sets in the west.

    Sat, 08/22/2015 - 00:49 | 6454687 PTR
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    Tossing another angle into this: WaveX- the big wave of galatic/plasma energy that we're in right now and peaks in late September (take THAT shemita.)

     

    If you like esoteric stuff (or going down rabbit holes from time to time) I'd recommend zengardner and in5d  Good stuff.

     

     

    Sat, 08/22/2015 - 00:53 | 6454694 Implied Violins
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    If you like esoteric stuff, check this out:

    http://redefininggod.com/2015/08/obama-the-antichrist-and-divine-interve...

    Ken makes sweet, juicy love to rabbit holes!! And his predictions are as likely to happen as anyone's!

    Sat, 08/22/2015 - 00:51 | 6454690 Implied Violins
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    ...but...but...the three days of darkness? And the Earth completely stopping its rotation? Then going in reverse? The sun will set in the east!!! Someone somewhere on da 'net said this would happen, so it must be da TRUF!!

    Sat, 08/22/2015 - 10:14 | 6455200 websitefound
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    Magnitude 17 earthquakes..hmmm interesting point of discussion on a financial market thread.  This reminds of the time some door knocking religious nuts came to my house when I was about 15 years of age.

     

    After a brief discussions where we concluded that I don't follow any mainstream religion, the wise christian, jevohah witness whateva...came back with the very insightful "Thats a fine point of view for now, but what are you going to do if the world ends tomorrow?"  I'm assuming they were heading down the drowning catholic idea.....

    My insightful reply was "Well i'm not going to waste my last day on earth talking to you about this shit...goodbye"

    Which leads to back to my original point, if we are going to have Magnitude 17 earthquakes, is the effect this will have on stock markets really the biggest concern?  I'm thinking not, and I'm not going to run for higher ground as much as i'm going to do a quick line of coke and find the nearest hooker.

    Also do bigger earthquakes necessarily equate to bigger tsunamis?  As a general rule yes, but i'm thinking there just may limits to the size one wave can get, you must be displacing a shit lot of water for a 1200 ft high wave....gravity???? Maybe less timeon prophetic interlock analysis and more on physics.

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 17:54 | 6453606 wizteknet
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    Shit happens warned u...

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 18:33 | 6453755 pelican
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    But Kramer says it is time to buy!

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 18:46 | 6453806 stormsailor
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    okay, no debt you fucked up, you trusted us, no big deal you call your insurance company and we will all swear that somebody else must have broken in and done all of that we were all with you and the insurance company pays for it all

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 18:53 | 6453830 greenskeeper carl
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    @ no debt, apparently there is a pretty large sell off in tha markets, there was a huge explosion in china, and a bunch more people, including a few regulars, made repeated offers to perform fellatio on Donald trump.

    That's about all you missed...

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 19:40 | 6453978 stormsailor
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    duh, we just want to jerk off on his toopee, reminds me of a 50's porn star's snatch

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 19:42 | 6453986 saints51
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    You missing all the fun. Could of saved you a ton of money by hanging out with all of us.

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 20:43 | 6454174 Crash Overide
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    "(Seriously, what the hell?  I go on vacation for one week and the whole fucking market falls apart.  I'm disappointed in all of you.)"

     

    Did they at least leave you cold beer and a bottle of bourbon for you're return to the market?  haha

    Sat, 08/22/2015 - 06:42 | 6454930 new game
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    are you serious? the booze is gone, hello, obviously u didn't party like a rock star. 

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 20:32 | 6454156 LooseLee
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    You're an IDIOT, DumDum

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 22:36 | 6454489 Ozkiwi
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    You could be waiting a long time for the next upswing. Depends on whether you are looking for a quick buck or a long term investment. Personally, I would wait till September 15 if I was getting into the stock market - just out of curiosity to see if the Shemitah predictions play out. If there's a crash over the weekend of the 13th as predicted, that would be your big buying opportunity.

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 16:19 | 6453048 Relentless101
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    Keep this up and the market may get interesting again. Just have to sit and continue to wait.

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 16:24 | 6453078 OldPhart
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    What's a thousand point drop in the DOW in five days, anyway...nothing to see here.

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 16:42 | 6453161 Hitlery_4_Dictator
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    I'm such a moron forgot my Wife had a 401k account that we stopped contributed to years ago and I forgot to sign-in and sell, now it's down for "Technical difficulties" prolly lost 5-10k this week....lol

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 16:43 | 6453165 Hitlery_4_Dictator
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    oh well we both knew we would never see that money anyway.....such a scam

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 18:45 | 6453801 pelican
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    It is quite a scam they have set.  They have it set up they that contributions are tax deductible and encouraged the matching contributions bullshit.

     

     

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 21:05 | 6454241 Supernova Born
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    Why do galley slaves chained to their oars come to mind?

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 20:02 | 6454061 Normalcy Bias
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    ...But, you'll eventually have IOU's, Savings bonds, or some other instrument 'backed by the full faith and credit of the U.S. government.'

    That, my friend, will enable you to sleep well at night!

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 17:17 | 6453371 Bill of Rights
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    Take heart it was never your money to have in the first place .

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 17:22 | 6453393 Hitlery_4_Dictator
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    LOL I know, I took mine out years ago when I started my onw biz.....I jsut sold and bought "stable" government debt, no cash option...what a scam

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 18:09 | 6453663 Ass Burger
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    I just filed the forms to withdraw mine this week...I hope they process it soon.

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 16:46 | 6453177 IridiumRebel
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    Folks gonna be shemitah'n the bed....

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 20:55 | 6454205 McCormick No. 9
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    Oh my god! I have shemitah on my fingers!

    Shemitah gone down on me, I dunno, I was drunk...

    Beat her, shemitah, I'll just slap her around a bit.

    That's all the shemitah puns I can think of right off the top of my head.

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 16:16 | 6453015 johnvallo
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    Just 10,000 more to go for the DOW to be back to normal.

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 16:17 | 6453033 Winston Churchill
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    !6000

    FIFY

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 18:25 | 6453725 swass
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    I am thinking we will form a neckline at SPX 666.

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 19:19 | 6453913 Winston Churchill
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    Lagarde said 777. Could be Dow or S + P or both.

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 16:48 | 6453188 seek
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    Bingo, this is nothing compared to what's coming.

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 19:40 | 6453976 Scarlett
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    had to log in to +1 you

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 20:47 | 6454183 Crash Overide
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    "Bingo, this is nothing compared to what's coming."

    Derrrrrrr rivative positions?

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 22:16 | 6454442 Buck Johnson
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    This is going to be epic, don't even think about a green opening sunday night/monday morning.

     

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 23:20 | 6454570 tekhneek
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    I can think about whatever I want, internet comment. 

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 16:49 | 6453191 DumpsterFire
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    So..... SDOW or S&W?

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 17:53 | 6453597 dirtyfiles
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    but Brinei said standard & poorski 3000 soon...

    o well...

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 18:15 | 6453696 WhackoWarner
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    Yeah just people taking profits.  And that has been the truth of this rape for decades.  Just people taking profits (manipulated rises and crashes, free money, inside info, margin adjustments, leaked guidance, manipulated fixes, blow it up folks; have a cocktail and laugh and then cash out on the way down......dead pussycat manipulation coming to a stock near you pretty quick.)

    Lots of people have many views.  But a cornered fighting animal will do all to survive.  And a hubris ridden Nobel prize winninng animal with reps who are so clueless  will do anything to pen the sheep.  The success in the strategy has worked over and over and over again.

     

    So we wait and see..  but this game has really only hit the 8th inning.

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 20:32 | 6454154 Five8Charlie
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    8th inning? I think we're in the 4th. Nothing was cleared from 2008 until now. We played a bunch of innings with no score, now the game gets interesting. Sucks to be us....

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 19:03 | 6453859 ajax
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    The USD is fucking tanking!!!

    "Make it one for my baby and one more for the road":

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m121tmJzcAc

    Sooo glad I'm not a Forex dealer.

     

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 20:16 | 6454105 glenlloyd
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    I love the barfing clown....

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 20:34 | 6454162 Lordflin
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    Just change the contributors to the VIX. Folks worry over nothing...

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 21:51 | 6454365 Al Tinfoil
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    The dead cat has stopped bouncing and is starting to smell bad.

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 23:33 | 6454595 ChargingHandle
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    Satire?

    Sat, 08/22/2015 - 07:57 | 6454994 new game
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    haven't heard a word from the bowtie boy! how dem dar commodity plays working? oh, and your favs in da pacifici rim. funny how the fucks disappear...

    Sat, 08/22/2015 - 09:57 | 6455161 SilverDoctors
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    Bill Holter's claiming the BIG ONE has begun, and Monday could be a BLOODBATH.

    And we've still got a couple weeks till the Shemitah...

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 16:10 | 6452976 silver_stacker
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    The ol’ PPT sure as hell had their work cut out for them today. The market was up and down like a damn see-saw…but market forces prevailed!             http://www.marketwatch.com/

    Reminds me of that old Moody Blues tune…

    The Moody Blues - Ride My See-Saw

    http://www.eyeneer.com/video/rock/the-moody-blues/ride-my-see-saw-0

     

    HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND!

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 16:10 | 6452977 EverythingEviL
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    HO-LEE-CHIT!

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 18:04 | 6453644 PrintemDano
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    We- too-low

    Sat, 08/22/2015 - 10:06 | 6455181 stormsailor
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    sum ting wong

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 16:11 | 6452982 Kaiser Sousa
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    "everyone's got a plan until the fake ass rigged Fraud Markets collapse on they ass..."

    Mike Tyson

     

    run for the hills all u Stawk hoes............

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 16:18 | 6453040 mt paul
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    only if you have

    two ears to hear with...

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 17:44 | 6453551 Ruffmuff
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    "I can enjoy any piece of ear like a piece of ass."

    Mike Tyson

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 16:12 | 6452983 Squid Viscous
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    deflation, bitchez!

    had to go one way or the other, now we are getting the answer

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 17:24 | 6453408 Bill of Rights
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    Feel free to explain this deflation to us, considering everything I need to live is up 10 fold, unless of course I can eat a TV or a computer.

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 18:17 | 6453706 Winston Churchill
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    Put Grey Poupon on them,or Englism mustard, covers the plasticy taste.

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 16:11 | 6452984 Seasmoke
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    Days like today make me glad that I was 3 years early in Gold.

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 16:33 | 6453118 giovanni_f
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    Better years to early than one moment too late.

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 21:09 | 6454247 Supernova Born
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    It is still early for gold.

     

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 17:11 | 6453318 de3de8
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    Seasmoke
    Since 1986

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 20:40 | 6454169 sink critically
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    :wave:

    recognize

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 20:52 | 6454193 Crash Overide
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    "Days like today make me glad that I was 3 years early in Gold."

    How do you like Deez Nuts now Gordon?

    http://www.zerohedge.com/contributed/2012-07-10/gordon-brown-sold-britai...

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 16:12 | 6452990 Callz d Ballz
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    Need a Kleenex?

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 16:12 | 6452991 franzpick
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    Wait 'til next week.

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 20:53 | 6454197 RichardP
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    Will go back up 1,000 next week.

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 16:12 | 6452992 saints51
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    DIE MOTHER FUCKERS DIE!

    MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    This whole debacle is exactly what Tyler mentioned above. It is for a public QE4 announcement. Nothing more although it was pretty fucking cool to watch.

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 16:13 | 6452994 thismarketisrigged
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    JUMP YOU FUCKING MOTHER FUCKING BASTARDS!!!

     

    YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT BANKERS HAVE FUCKING DESTROYED THIS COUNTRY AND THIS THING WE USED TO CALL A ''MARKET''. Y

     

    YOU BASTARDS DESERVE ALL THE FUCKING PAIN YOU GET AND I HOPE ALL YOU FUCKING BANKER PIECE OF SHITS LOSE THERE FUCKING JOBS AFTER FUCKING OVER SO MANY FUCKING PEOPLE FOR YEARS AND YEARS, YOU FUCKING DIRTBAG THIEVES.

     

    TODAY WAS A DAY I DIDNT WANT THE ''MARKET'' TO CLOSE

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 16:16 | 6453028 Impoverished Ps...
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    Good point, well made.

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 16:28 | 6453102 cosmyccowboy
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    Don't doubt it, thosw bankers u speak of are SHORT!

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 17:47 | 6453565 Ruffmuff
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    Some of those banksters are shart.

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 16:48 | 6453185 mendolover
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    Going by the last five minutes of trading it's a good thing for them it did.

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 16:49 | 6453189 Rubicon727
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    Whether this is "The Big One" or whether it will occur in the near future matters not.

    Just read Karl Marx and the honest economists who have been saying for a looooong time, the system simply can not last. Period.

    You can be anti-Keynesian, anti-Marxist all you want, under the glamour of "Capitalism" of this manmade artifice - it won't stand.

     

    It's how these folks in charge will deal with the carnage that will be interesting to watch. Modern European history points to "war" as the solution to when the 1% squeezed. Unfortunately, warning bells of a nuclear war does not register in the minds of these bastards

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 17:53 | 6453592 Ruffmuff
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    Not totally true. Smart people need capitalist opportunities and the massive rewards to drag some of us into prosperity.

    I truly have gratitude that I don't have to ride a fucking horse to the store, and have a full store on my computer screen.

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 18:16 | 6453700 booboo
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    under Marx you wouldn't have a horse or a store, fuck for that matter you wouldn't be here.

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 18:55 | 6453836 stormsailor
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    chico,zeppo,gummo,harpo, or groucho

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 23:12 | 6454549 IridiumRebel
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    This isn't capitalism asshole. Karl Marx let his children starve.

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 17:10 | 6453326 Md4
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    Wait till next week...

    I'm not sure this is the "big one" yet, but it is a comin'...

    BTW, did anyone else hear Cramer hollering for help (again) today?

    Unbelievable...

    m

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 17:54 | 6453605 Implied Violins
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    From now on, anytime I walk near a bank I'm walking in the street. Don't wanna mess up the chalk.

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 16:13 | 6452996 DirkDiggler11
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    The E-Trade baby is cute, BUT I WANT THE DEER !!!!

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 16:43 | 6453166 fed_depression
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    Bring out the road kill deer photo.

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 17:57 | 6453620 Bay Area Guy
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    Sorry, the deer asked for a raise.....something about projecting a huge increase in workload in the immediate future.

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 16:14 | 6453000 Keltner Channel Surf
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    “Stop Me if You Think that Virtu’s Selling More”   from "Stop Me If You Think You've Heard This One Before"   by The Smiths

    Stop me out, oh-o, stop me
    Stop me if you think that Virtu’s selling more
    Stop me out , oh-o, stop me
    Stop me if you think that you've heard they’re selling more

    Nothing's changed, I still love Spoos, oh, I still love Spoos
    Only slightly, only slightly less than I used to, my love

    I was way-laid, I was bug-sprayed
    Hit my emergency stop
    Grand theft, last 10 seconds till close
    It crashed down with a pin-bar

    And the loss was enough to make
    A high, fat nudist get dressed
    And plan a crass merger
    Who said to buy it here?

    Oh, who said to buy?  Because I never, I never
    Who said to buy?  Because I never  …

    I had some gains, they went unclaimed
    It turned from green and broke my trend
    And then the margin cut into me
    It’s Friday night, I’m impatient
    Who set my stop so wide?

    Oh, who set it wide?   Because I never, I never
    Who set my stop so wide?   I never …

    And so I bought a contract, it became four
    And when it fell to the floor, I bought more

    Stop me out, oh, oh-o, stop me …

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 16:27 | 6453098 Blankenstein
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    No doubt they had yet another winning day....

     "it has become the most laughed at chart in finance: every time anyone who has spent even a few days trading, looks at Virtu's public track record shown on the chart below and which represents one trading day loss in 6 years of flawless profitability, riotous laughter ensues as it confirms what everyone knows: the market has become a regulator-endorsed cesspool of HFT fraud"


    http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-04-16/virtu-explains-why-it-lost-mone...

    Vincent "Vinnie" Viola co-founder

    "We's just really smart, capisce?"


    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 16:45 | 6453168 Never One Roach
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    Legacy!

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 16:13 | 6453001 Kaiser Sousa
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    stop whatever u doin and tune in to CNBS....

    them mother fuckers got me rollin over here...

    "lucy...you got some 'splanin' to do...."

    Ba Ba Lou

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 16:17 | 6453036 saints51
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    Oh I know. They are acting like this is expected. This is just a correction tis noting to worry about. BTFD. That is the memo. Wait until the people see how much they lost in their 401k statement monday morning. Then they will be dumping all those great morningstar funds. That is when the drop could really happen when it picks up steam.

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 16:20 | 6453054 mt paul
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    BTFD

     

    beat the fuckers down...

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 23:47 | 6454618 Deathrips
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    I always thought it was a call to all prostitutes to help settle the score with bankers.

     

    Bite the F$#@ing D*#@

     

    All this time i thought we had the hookers on our side. I suddenly feel so cold and alone.

     

    This shits just starting ...it ends with rope and lamp posts.

     

    RIPS

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 16:22 | 6453066 Kaiser Sousa
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    "Wait until the people see how much they lost in their 401k statement monday morning. Then they will be dumping all those great morningstar funds...."

    correction: wait til they find out what a "Redemption Gate" is........

    they will be dumpin but it wont be their worthless Stawks.....

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 16:27 | 6453092 saints51
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    Great point Kaiser!

     

    They will be pissed about that. I would ask anyone to search "Redemption Gate" if not knowing the meaning.

     

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 17:56 | 6453613 WhyDoesItHurtWh...
    WhyDoesItHurtWhen iPee's picture

    Choke point.

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 16:18 | 6453037 DirkDiggler11
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    I don't watch CNBS anymore, but have they broke out the "Markets in Turmoil" special sessions yet ?

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 17:39 | 6453521 jmc8888
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    Yep, announced for 7pm ET Sunday.

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 18:28 | 6453736 booboo
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    Oblahblah will be on sunday night to calm the sea's.

    " uh, I got a pen, I got a phone, now look, we got some folks who are lookin at this problem left over from my predecessor..............."

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 16:30 | 6453110 cosmyccowboy
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    Buybuybuybuy!

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 17:47 | 6453564 20-20 Hindsight
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    Or is it "Bye Bye"?

    Sat, 08/22/2015 - 07:50 | 6454989 agstacks
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    My brother is private banker/financial advisor. He moved half his worth to cash a few years ago during a fiscal cliff, sequester or one of those gov shutdowns. He text me around 4 and said "moved the rest back in, good buying opportunity today, I've been waiting for a good spot to get back in"

    Lol, we'll see. If it's anything like the last 4 years Dow will be up 600 Monday and silver will fall to $14..though I do believe this time might really be different. Fun to watch for the sidelines. Glad I own metals.

    Sat, 08/22/2015 - 09:01 | 6455060 overmedicatedun...
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    ag, your bankster brother may be right, btfd..however something is out there that is not of the same quality as other btfd moments..remember the msm and fed/bankster/.gov..have painted a picture of a robust low unemployment economy with bls data to back em up..market corrections do not fit that picture.

    the specter of black swans hover over economies across the globe..this time i think an old jewish grandma will make the big blunder, cause there is no move that she can make that will not turn out badly.

    waiting to be surprised that they pull another rabbit ..not hopeful about that.

    note( this is first time the vix and tvix have made resonable gains on market drops -they did not in past drops I can recall even some neg etfs dropping with lower market moves too many times in the past, not this time??)

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 16:14 | 6453007 zeroaccountability
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    We can't have an imbalanced Gamma, now, can we? 

     

    The HFTs might jump to their deaths!  (Hat Tip Cougar)

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 16:14 | 6453009 Id fight Gandhi
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    It's about time.

    Fundamentals always eventually catch up. Now will the fed come out Monday and Prep the QE?

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 16:17 | 6453031 Wait What
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    China RR cut saves this market by Monday morn. easy trade.

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 16:27 | 6453096 mtndds
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    CNBC mentioned sometime this morning the our buddy Jack Lew was on the phone today talking with one of the top dogs in China.  I bet there will be some announcment over the weekend or on monday and the market will shoot 500+.  Anyways, today was a breath of fresh air in the market.

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 16:14 | 6453010 Mr. Guts
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    No move in miners and PMs and bonds relatively flat. What's up with that? 

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 16:24 | 6453075 saints51
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    You are looking at it wrong. What can paper do to perserve my wealth? The in the know club are taking delivery. The fix is still game on

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 16:41 | 6453013 Dr. Engali
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    Now that's what I call prrice stabiliteeeeee. Good luck business planning in this FX environment.

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 16:15 | 6453016 Chuck Knoblauch
    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 16:15 | 6453018 omrizario
    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 16:15 | 6453019 Drummond
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    When the levee breaks.

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 16:46 | 6453174 Son of Captain Nemo
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    When the levee breaks   Set to Mr. Page, Plant and Bonham...

    It's that kinda of "year"!

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 16:15 | 6453022 Wait What
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    QE4! QE4!

    Unless this turns into a short squeeze face ripping rally quickly, it's guaranteed before December.

    Rate hike?? bwaaa haaa haaa! Not in my lifetime... & i'm not even 30.

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 17:23 | 6453406 de3de8
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    Wait,
    Gotta rub it in, the age thing

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 18:45 | 6453800 OldPhart
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    Yeah, the little fuck...

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 23:22 | 6454578 El Vaquero
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    If QE4 is mostly the same as the past QEs, it will kill shadow banking and bring the shitshow down.  There is only so much debt monetization that can happen before TBTF doesn't have enough "high quality" collateral.

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 16:16 | 6453027 DetectiveStern
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    WE CAN'T HAVE ANYONE FREAKING OUT OUT THERE, WE NEED TO KEEP OUR COMPSURE!

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 16:18 | 6453038 CunnyFunt
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    Loved the aborted ramp and subsequent dump to close. Who'd want to hold this p.o.s. over the weekend?

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 16:20 | 6453051 CHC
    CHC's picture

    Come on baby, gimme another -530pts on Monday!! 

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 16:20 | 6453056 Eahudimac
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    Where are the e-mini future ramps? Where is the panic buying during the last 30 minutes? Where is Bullard? I thought the Fed would always be there to ensure stawks only went up? Why have they decided now to back off now. Goldman must be positioned to make a killing off of this. 

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 16:28 | 6453099 buzzsaw99
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    you answered your own question.

    objection your honor, ask and answer.

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 18:11 | 6453673 Peak Finance
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    The nanex guy was posting the huge buys in real-time. Someone bought 2000 emnins at 336 and prevented some really nasty downward momentium. So yea, they (ppt) were working today but don't know why they didn't throw the kitchen sink at the market.  If the Fed really wanted it to blow it would have blown today for sure. 

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 21:03 | 6454226 Crash Overide
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    There are no "markets" and no such thing as a coincidences?

    Somebody always makes money in this game right?

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 16:21 | 6453060 Mr. Guts
    Mr. Guts's picture

    Waiting on Fast Money to see Kramer plead for more QE. Art Cashin is marinating ice cubes as we speak.

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 16:24 | 6453061 ebworthen
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    "Give us QE4 or it's all over with!"  ROFLMAO!  Exactly Tylers!

    I can hear the 401K/IRA "Retirment" dreamers calling their Congress Critters "You have to do something!  My God!  How could this happen!?!?"

    Followed by Jack Lew in Congressional hearings, followed by Yellen doing her best Yoda/Jabba the Hut impression using the words "Stability" and "Measures" and "Protracted".

    I'm not sure who will warn about "tanks in the streets" or "riots in the inner cities" but someone will so that Congress can pass another $5 Trillion Wall Street's way to keep this bubble going or blow another one.

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 16:39 | 6453150 Son of Captain Nemo
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    I'm not sure who will warn about "tanks in the streets" or "riots in the inner cities" but someone will so that Congress can pass another $5 Trillion Wall Street's way to keep this bubble going or blow another one.

    You read my mind eb

    Where the fuck is Paulson these dayz?...

     I loved it when he had to lie to Congress about the events that led to the bailout crisis -sounded like "Porky Pig" on Ritalin!

     

     

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 17:09 | 6453315 Slowdrip
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    Hanky Panky, pacing, stuttering, sweating upper lip, never forget it...

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 17:29 | 6453454 Son of Captain Nemo
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    Hanky Panky, pacing, stuttering, sweating upper lip, never forget it...

    Wouldn't it have been wonderful if we had him on a lie detector machine and as a penalty for his perjury under oath when he gave testimony in front of Congress that on failure to pass that lie detector test an electric chair would be brought in after his testimony and he and his complicit counterparts all summarily electrocuted!

    Think the problem would have gone away had we decided to do something like that under the law for people like him in high office that swear an oath to the Constitution?!!!

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 17:30 | 6453429 de3de8
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    Nemo,
    When you look back at the Paulson time it's a pimple compared to present.
    Lordy Lordy

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 17:45 | 6453556 Son of Captain Nemo
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    When you look back at the Paulson time it's a pimple compared to present.
    Lordy Lordy

    Tis true.  But then how the fuck did we get to this place?

    Fri, 08/21/2015 - 21:12 | 6454256 Crash Overide
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    MOORRRRR of this for god and country of course...

    http://finance.yahoo.com/blogs/daily-ticker/want-cut-government-waste-8-...

     

    Paulson straight threw martial law down on the table when he walked in the room.

    Sat, 08/22/2015 - 03:53 | 6454851 wizteknet
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    Yeppers martial law....

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