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Carnage: Worst Week For Stocks In 4 Years, VIX Soars Most Ever

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Only one thing seemed appropriate...

 

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The mainstream media really nailed this move in the past month (here and here)

  • China's worst week since July - closes at 5 month lows
  • Global Stocks' worst week since May 2012
  • US Stocks' worst week in 4 years
  • VIX's biggest weekly rise ever
  • Crude's longest losing streak in 29 years
  • Gold's best week since January
  • 5Y TSY Yield's biggest absolute drop in 2 years

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Did you get message Fed?

 

THE CLEAR MESSAGE FROM THE MARKETS IS - HIKE RATES AND YOU'RE DONE, GIVE US QE4 OR IT'S ALL OVER!!!

So let's start with stocks...

Bloodbathery... This was the worst week for global stocks (MSCI World) since May 2012

 

And the worst week for US equities since Nov 2011...

 

Futures show the pain started with China PMI, then dumped as Europe collapsed,  then there was no help from the machines as gamma was so imbalanced...

 

Of course we saw The BoJ in da house to help squeeze stocks with some USDJPY crushing...but that only worked for the small caps (easiest to squeeze)... and then it all collapsed...

 

Putting these moves in context, the red lines show how long since the US Majors are unchanged...

 

Dow enters correction... this was the 9th largest point drop in the history of The Dow...

 

Financials and Energy were monkeyhammered this week (as both were completely decoupled from their credit markets)...

 

Financials crash...

 

And Surprise!!! Energy stocks collapse to credit...

 

Who could have seen that coming?

Carnage in AAPL slammed the Nasdaq...

 

Since QE3, all but The Nasdaq are now red... (and Nasdaq is collapsing fast)...Trannies down almost 10% since the end of QE3!!

 

VIX exploded this week with the biggest jump ever...

 

And The VIX ETF saw its biggest 2-day rise since 2011 (no wonder with 61.7mm shares short agaionst just 60.6mm outstanding)

 

As VIX catches up to credit risk...

 

and before we leave stock-land, her is perhaps the 'spookiest' chart... a Fibonnaci 61.8% extension of the 2007 high to 2009 lows 'nails the top' for now... (h/t @allstarcharts )

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OK... so let's look at bond-land. Treasury yields collapsed this week with 10Y nearing a 1 handle... 5y yield down over 17bps is the bigest absolute drop since Sept 2013

 

Leaving the entire bond complex lower in yield on the year...

 

And stocks finally caught down to credot's reality...

 

FX Markets have seen some serious carnage this week...

The US Dollar index futures contract was down 2.7% on the week - its biggest drop since June 2013...

 

EM FX was a disaster...

 

Finally - the commodity space...

Very mixed picture with PMs holding gains (despite Silver's slam today) as industrial commodities were clobbered...

 

Bloomberg's Commodity Index is at its lowest since 1999...

 

Crude oil fell to a 3 handle -

 

Dropping for 8 straight weeks for the first time since 1986...

 

Note that gold reversed today early on after touching its 100DMA... and silver revsed today to its 50DMA

 

And finally, because we suspect the mainstream media will be looking for an excuse to explain all this carnage... here is the culprit...

Charts: Bloomberg

Bonus Chart: Today...

 

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Fri, 08/21/2015 - 17:01 | 6453250 all-priced-in
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Jack Lew is too busy trying to determine which woman to put on the new $20 bill to be bothered with any congressional hearings.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 16:21 | 6453062 NotApplicable
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Rate hike in 1... 2... 3... 4...

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 16:25 | 6453083 Kaiser Sousa
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keep counting...its gonna be little while.

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 16:56 | 6453215 zeroaccountability
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1036. 1037.1038.10..........

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 17:27 | 6453441 Bay of Pigs
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The last FED rate hike was in June 2006

Dont hold your breath.

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 17:43 | 6453539 Rusty Shorts
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 Interest rates could rocket to .0000000000000000000001% at any moment.  Prepare accordingly

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 16:23 | 6453067 mt paul
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CHC

'Come on baby, gimme another -530pts on Monday!!'

 

2X

4 figure drop

just because

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 17:14 | 6453355 Kprime
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I am loving it.  Destroy billions/trillions in fake money profits.  I am having a party!

Sat, 08/22/2015 - 08:02 | 6455004 agstacks
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This should help with that record wealth inequality thing.

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 17:15 | 6453358 Lumberjack
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I keep hearing about buy the dip. That is a scary thought right now. I remember when I was 7 we went to visit some relatives in NB Canada. They had a huge farm and the kids my age only spoke french. So we did what kids do and went out on a big pile of lumber in the pasture and proceeded to throw rocks at the bull. The bull ignored us so we proceed to the barn and climbed up in the rafters (25 feet) and started jumping into a large pile of hay in a large stall. They kept telling me in french not to jump close to the edge of the hay and kept pointing toward the middle. I had no idea what they were saying and jumped as far as I could to show off. Well, all I remember was the hay didn't slow me any and the floor didn't give. I got an astronomy/physics lesson all at the same time. The hay was on a wagon and went over the sides to the walls. Lesson learned the hard way. 

I hear the floor might be 15k so I will wait. it's a long way down and I'm tired of learning.

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 18:35 | 6453764 Bay of Pigs
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15K sounds overly optimistic. How about an elevator ride down to 8 or 9K where real value might actually exist for this massive stock bubble.

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 16:24 | 6453073 xcehn
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"Paul O’Connor, a senior fund manager at Henderson Global Investors, which manages £82 billion ($129 billion) in assets, said he has been selling stocks and buying bonds in recent months, fearing further spillover from the recent Chinese selloff. Is there a buying opportunity in stuff that has got beaten up, or will it start to erode confidence in developed market assets? We’re in the latter camp,” he said."

"Commodity markets are telling us this is quite serious,” said Neil Dwane, head of European equities at Allianz Global Investors, which oversees EUR412 billion ($463 billion) of assets."

http://www.wsj.com/articles/u-s-stock-futures-point-to-more-losses-14401...

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 16:26 | 6453091 PrimalScream
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"Commodity markets are telling us this is quite serious,”

understatement of the week!

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 17:11 | 6453333 Mentaliusanything
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And those commodity market have been telling us all for quite a while.

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 16:27 | 6453076 PrimalScream
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The miscalculation by the "Bulls" is to think that the Baby Boomers are kosher with this.  THEY ARE NOT. 

There is a LOT of money in the hands of Boomers, and many of them are very close to retirement (within 5 years).  The Boomers have been riding the Gravy Train while the market goes UP.  But they are not about to let themselves be enviscerated when the market PLUNGES. The Boomers are well aware of 2002 and 2008. 

It will be interesting to watch when the Dow hits the 200-day MAV.  But i am prepared to bet you ... the Boomers will not sit this out in a "daze of myopic hopefulness".  Does anyone think that the US economy will bounce back in the next 5 years???

Like I said before ... a lot of Mutual Fund managers are going to get painful phone calls from their clients. 

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 16:27 | 6453100 J Jason Djfmam
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When you hand your life savings to crooks...they ARE gonna steal it.

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 18:16 | 6453698 de3de8
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You too JJ

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 16:58 | 6453218 adr
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Boomers deserve what they get.

Punishment for driving home prices light years beyond the affordability level of their kids and saddling them with insane debts to pay for their pensions.

 

I had to tell off a 60 year old fucking bitch who said I shouldn't have a hard time buying a home on what I make.

I said, "Well when you bought your home in this neighborhood in 1994 it cost $128k and I bet you and your husband were making $70k a year easy. Property taxes were $850 a year and utilities were 30% of what they are now. That $128k home now costs $365k and making $70k puts you in the top 20% of wage earners in the USA. Guess what, $365k and $5500 a year in property taxes isn't affordable on $70k a year."

She got this dumbfounded look on her face, like she never thought of that before. She said, "Well my husband was a senior engineer and he made $85k back then and made $125k last year before he retired." Like that is what I was trying to explain to her. I did ask how much they paid her husband's replacement. She told me, "hmmm I think they actually closed his department and outsourced everything."

For years her and her husband have been living off the built up bullshit equity of their overvalued home. The other catch is in 1994 the school system wasn't 38% Hispanic either.

MOST BOOMERS DON'T FUCKING GET IT. THEY LIVE IN LA LA UNICORN SHITTING GOLD LAND.

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 17:09 | 6453317 saints51
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Not a boomer, but you are speaking about anyone. Throw in a little math and majority of the population goes full retard. They want a master. This is why we get so frustrated with society and cheer on days like this. In reality we shouldn't be happy but the drunk need to wake up.

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 18:19 | 6453713 de3de8
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It's not our fault, or at least not most of us.

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 19:45 | 6453991 saints51
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actually I feel it is all our faults. We should of had a revolution.

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 23:04 | 6454534 IridiumRebel
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Now we've got Mr. Yellen.

Sat, 08/22/2015 - 03:20 | 6454820 duck dodgers
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Exactly. Us "patrioits" see whats going on and and we do nothing. We are derilicting our duty to the constitution. When this country falls it will be our fault.

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 17:08 | 6453311 Kprime
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they are going to close the redemption window and close the cash window.  hahahaha, got mine out 3 years ago.  all cash all the time.  that and real money, pm's.

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 18:14 | 6453692 de3de8
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Primal scream
Thanks for scaring the shit out of me

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 16:24 | 6453077 indaknow
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Great great day. And to think this is just the prelude to September! be wary of any dead cats.

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 16:25 | 6453084 franzpick
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Hey Ben, Janet and your yellin' crowd: How's that wealth effect working out for everyone ?

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 16:26 | 6453090 you enjoy myself
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The September Fed meeting is going to be epic.  It's unreal that everything depends upon their decision.

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 16:27 | 6453093 walküre
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almost time to go back into oil

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 16:37 | 6453144 new game
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caution my friend, pe's of single digits a must...

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 16:27 | 6453095 Haager
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You've seen nothing yet - insane spike this week then rip off Joe Sixpack and retailers even more? 

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 16:27 | 6453097 bpzh
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Bullard couldn't come to the rescue because the Fed has been relentlessly threatening to raise interest rates--the opposite of QE4. If he suggested QE4 now, they'd look like the idiots they are. Next week will be fascinating.

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 16:35 | 6453103 crazybob369
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That is some funny shit. The puking part was a nice touch. And probably pretty accurate as to what transpired today.

 

Tell me there isn't some funky shananigans going on when crude takes a dump of over 2.5%, yet gas goes up almost 1%. The dollar goes down over 1%, gold does nothing and silver and platinum tank over 1.5%.

 

Is it possible that the PPT dropped the ball here. So worried about the PM's taking off that they forgot to prop up the market. Or, is there something more sinister going on. Maybe all the Black Swans are finally converging. Hope so, this shit is getting old.

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 21:24 | 6454286 Crash Overide
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Oil's @ $40-45 and all I hear about is this...

http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/business/2015/08/13/refinery-issue-c...

Should be under $2 bucks nation wide.

I don't think states can afford the loss in tax revenue from lower prices though, especially the special shit hole we call Illinois.

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 16:29 | 6453104 Who was that ma...
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Just BUY THE FUCKING DIP!!!    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Sat, 08/22/2015 - 03:57 | 6454852 wizteknet
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lol

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 16:29 | 6453106 metaStable
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It is crunch time. Mr. Yellen either needs to grow a pair or follow Ms. Bernanke's cue-e.

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 18:22 | 6453718 de3de8
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What would you do if you had the controls?

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 16:31 | 6453115 Lumberjack
Fri, 08/21/2015 - 16:36 | 6453139 mt paul
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mom

is that you....

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 16:59 | 6453223 Lumberjack
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I'm yer daddy! Surprise! Looks like the time is right for a family reunion!

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 16:32 | 6453116 Yen Cross
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  I love it when a plan comes together

 

  Hannibal ~A-Team

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 16:34 | 6453125 q99x2
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F'n Bitchin. I wish I had the time to play.

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 16:35 | 6453126 RazorForex
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LOL, Best buying opportunity since 2008! :)

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 16:34 | 6453130 new game
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waiting patiently for the first jumper in this round of carnage. another 10 percent plunge and the jumper vix index will be a no brainer...

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 18:24 | 6453723 de3de8
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New game
After a couple you made me laugh out loud.
Thanks

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 16:34 | 6453131 Cman5000
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Outstanding. 

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 16:51 | 6453199 J Jason Djfmam
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Alright, who's the minus one monkey?

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 16:58 | 6453226 saints51
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a broke mother fucker courtesy of wall street throwing a tantrum.

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 17:01 | 6453259 adr
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Jim Cramer?

Although I like to think he really isn't as crazy as he is on TV and is just an actor playing his part for the Master's plan. When he goes home at night he reads Zero Hedge and up votes everything he knows is correct but too afraid to say on TV. It his little way of keeping himself sane.

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 18:37 | 6453772 Winston Churchill
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I thought he was knuks on here.

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 17:06 | 6453292 Who was that ma...
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Paul Krugman.

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 17:18 | 6453377 Cman5000
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Liesman or Krugman ? 

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 17:35 | 6453501 northern vigor
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Old Yeller on her coffee break.

 

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 16:38 | 6453143 who cares
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So we are at the beginning of the end. The big Ponzi scheme is now unfolding. Billions on app companies will be valued for what they are worth, biotech companies will find that their imaginary cures are just fantasy, technology firms will discover that reality is not Disneyworld. The Ponzi scheme created by easy money printing is facing reality and is unraveling: it's overdue. All this people working on computer screens in Wall Street will lose their jobs and better find a productive job were real things are made.The bid bulshitters like Goldman Sachs and the others should go bankrupt and leave the place to honest bank managers.We need a new revolution to free America from the filth that is now oppressing the people.    

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 17:05 | 6453285 Kprime
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find a job where real things are made?????  Where in the hell is that?

Sat, 08/22/2015 - 01:14 | 6454718 Deathrips
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It starts with you....no one is going to do it for you.

 

RIPS

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 18:33 | 6453753 de3de8
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Who cares,
A babe at 12 weeks
Nice post
Very nice post

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 16:37 | 6453147 Berspankme
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Boy, I can't get any interest on my money so I'm sure glad I listened to Ben and bought stawks. Fuck you Ben, fuck You fuck you fuck you fuck you

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 16:39 | 6453151 mendolover
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Listening to the CNBS drones with one ear over my shoulder.  Not one mention of the FOMC minutes.  Sounds like the consensus is the evil Chinese.

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 16:39 | 6453152 Bam_Man
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Reminds me of the Friday before the 1987 crash.

I remember watching Wall Street Week that evening and the late great Marty Zweig told the late great Louis Rukeyser that he was "getting nervous".

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 17:27 | 6453440 Farmer Joe in B...
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I'm going to do what I rarely do this weekend and flip through the MSM news a few times to take the temperature.

The propaganda machine is going to have to kick into high gear and come up with something really clever or else next week is going to be fucking epic.

Sat, 08/22/2015 - 09:04 | 6455069 ThrowAwayYourTV
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Whatever MSN says, I usually just figure the opposite.

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 18:41 | 6453790 Winston Churchill
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Yep, had that little dead cat bounce on the Monday, and then all hell let loose on

the Tuesday.

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 23:28 | 6454588 california chrome
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@Bam_Man

Marty Zweig and Louis Rukeyser Before the 1987 Crash

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MyToTwag34

 

 

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 16:45 | 6453167 nakki
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I think they'll skip QE4 and just go right into QE5.

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 17:26 | 6453427 mt paul
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they will just start moving

the decimal point soon ....

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 16:45 | 6453170 adr
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Since the algos don't know anything but chart technicals and trade based on patterns, do you think the algos figured out the Fibonnaci extension and just started selling?

I mean if you turn over the market to the HAL 9000 you are kind of powerless to stop it if it decides now is the time to sell. The computers might take the market all the way back down to 2009 lows only to turn around and buy it right back up in an even shorter time period.

I made a prediction a few years ago that the computerized trading algorithms are speeding up time. Eventually we'll go though 100 years of trading in a single day. Swings will be thousands of points and humans will just watch it all dumbfounded. They won't be able to turn off the machines because that is all there is. Turning off the machines would end the market and Wall Street's existence. They can't go back to humans trading stocks, the profit just won't be there.

There is your future CNBC. The whole thing just goes PLAID. We're on ludicrous speed right now. 

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 16:49 | 6453190 J Jason Djfmam
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TURN OFF THE MACHINES!

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 17:00 | 6453240 Hyjinx
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"LUDICROUS SPEED - GO!"

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 18:39 | 6453781 de3de8
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adr,
Fascinating and fortunately beyond my time.

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 18:52 | 6453824 Smoker
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I found that chart so intriguing, I checked the numbers: 1576.09 x 1.618 = 2550.11. 

Tyler, is there something wrong with my calculator? Or is there something wrong with your calculator? Or is the real S&P top going to be 2550.11?

Warm regards,

Smoker

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 21:52 | 6454372 Crash Overide
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The swings man... epic

Wait, are humans being priced out?

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 16:50 | 6453193 GRDguy
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Kind of like what happens when the pusher does not show up with a fix.

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 17:00 | 6453238 Dapper Dan
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the 5 year change for the DOW  +61.15%

this year to date -7.65%

I am up  +53.5%

 

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 17:11 | 6453334 crazybob369
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Buy more on Monday. It's on sale.

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 17:19 | 6453381 Mentaliusanything
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Hey Dapper, did you liquidate??? if not you have gained Nil and your spitting into the wind.

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 17:39 | 6453518 Mitch Comestein
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So, you bought the exact bottom in the DOW five years ago.  Way to go.  Please tell me your next inv. ideas.  Or, do you care to disclose how you have done since you started investing?

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 18:42 | 6453791 de3de8
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Dapper,
Good for you
Care to share any secrets?

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 17:01 | 6453253 franzpick
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This is an equal-opportunity bear market collapse, affecting equity markets worldwide, and may quickly become serious enough to require closing of the exchanges.  Perfect: Freeze all equity positions and preserve artificial values as of the 8-21-15 close, then just resume the nonsense fedspeak and the presstitute corporate news fantasy.

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 17:41 | 6453530 Tsar Pointless
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That's been my prediction since 2009. One day, you wake up, and everything is frozen solid.

I think we're closer than ever to such an event. My guess is September, this year or next. People think October is where the fun lies, but I'm telling you, it's always in September.

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 18:53 | 6453826 OldPhart
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Remember, I predicted the freeze to begin Friday, 9/11, because the elite like anniversaries.

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 18:44 | 6453799 de3de8
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Franz,
Come on, now your really scaring me. Kidding right?

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 17:01 | 6453255 KingOfMilwaukee
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Wake me up when the VIX hits 40.

 

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 17:42 | 6453537 Central Bankster
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So wake you up by midweek next week?

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 18:57 | 6453845 de3de8
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Is it possible that at the last turn the vix was 80ish and what we have current time is big time? Either it has a ways to go or the ways is very short term.

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 17:10 | 6453304 22winmag
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I'm glad I snatched up a little more gold while it was on sale.

 

Thank you Provident Metals!

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 17:10 | 6453323 computer_america
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Does any body can explain this?

http://www.foxbusiness.com/markets/2015/08/21/job-totals-shrink-in-louis...

So total jobs getting lost but at the same time unemployment getting low?

It's amazing what you read today

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 18:05 | 6453634 r00t61
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Suppose in your town, there are 95 people with jobs.  There are also 5 people that have been fired, but are still looking for work.

The unemployment rate in this case is 5/100 = 5% (unemployed / total labor force).

Now, the local bakery closes, eliminating 5 jobs.  There are now 90 people with jobs, and 10 jobless.  Of these 10 people, 6 of them decide that the job market is hopeless, and decide to quit looking for work; move away; retire, etc.  They are no longer considered to be "unemployed," rather, they are not counted at all.  They have "dropped out" of the labor force.

The unemployment rate is now 4/94 = 4.2%.  Which is an improvement over the 5% figure above.  Yet, 5 jobs have been lost.  This happened because the rate of people no longer counted as "unemployed" is faster than the rate at which jobs are being lost.

Sat, 08/22/2015 - 02:51 | 6454801 duck dodgers
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Awesome...thank you for that.

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 19:00 | 6453850 de3de8
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C-America,
It's manipulation of the sheep. Plain and simple.

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 19:06 | 6453867 de3de8
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Does anybody can......

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 17:10 | 6453330 jacship
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M O A R

W A R

 

N W O

VS

B R I C

 

this is not your fathers socialism

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 17:26 | 6453425 marcusfenix
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yup, it's about that time and there is plenty to choose from.

eastern europe, syria, iran, north korea, south china sea and of course the artic.

anybody got any leads where I might acquire some spf 2,000,000 sun block?

black friday indeed.

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 17:14 | 6453354 crazybob369
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By the way, who's the troll that's down voting virtually every post? Can't you go jerk off somewhere else?

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 17:17 | 6453375 Greater Fool
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How you feeling about issuing bonds to buy back shares now, C-Suite bitches?

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 17:25 | 6453415 Batman11
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Central Banks could manipulate  stocks but they could never manipulate commodities.

Commodities were telling the truth they couldn't hide and they knew the game was up.

 

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 19:01 | 6453854 de3de8
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Good insight

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 21:56 | 6454383 Crash Overide
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*yawns*  Wake me up when it's time to sell my gold for APPL.

Sarc?

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 17:27 | 6453434 ReligiousAtheist1
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I guess the hologram otherwise known as the market and its helium stocks are finally coming down, its long overdue

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 17:37 | 6453490 Montani Semper ...
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 Drudge is filled with market crash headlines, but they are all from MW, Bloomberg, and CNBS. Why do we rarely, if ever, see a Drudge link to ZeroHedge anymore? This one article by the Tylers is head and shoulders above all the links combined on his site today.

 I was introduced to ZH by a Drudge link many years ago and I used to see ZH links quite often on his site.

 Did someone here at The Hedge piss Matt off?

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 23:40 | 6454607 techpreist
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Regardless, it's probably a good idea to share links like these as they come up. I've experimented with Facebook ads, and found you can get 3-4,000 impressions for a dollar, so for a tiny amount of fiat (buck a day), you can put links like this in front of 100,000 people a month.

Sat, 08/22/2015 - 03:37 | 6454831 Montani Semper ...
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 Me, with a Facebook page? Not in this lifetime.

 What are impressions? Is that some sort of cutesy Facebook speak?

 "REGARDLESS", I am not on a mission to spread the good word of ZH to Zuckerbergland.

 

Sat, 08/22/2015 - 08:58 | 6455062 Berspankme
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Mark Zuckerjew thanks you for being a good sheeple

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 17:35 | 6453493 Mitch Comestein
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COME ON TYLER...IF THERE WAS A DAY TO HAVE A LARGE DEER PIC OUT IN THE LAST FOUR YEARS THIS IS IT.  GET ON IT!

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 17:45 | 6453555 marcusfenix
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amen.

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 17:35 | 6453499 Phoenix901210
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Shemitah... For F's sake. It's probably that a lot of JEWISH bankers were suspicious and so sold on that day.

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 17:44 | 6453553 marcusfenix
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well I would say that about qualifies as a pretty impressive black friday.

we all knew this was going to go sideways eventually but I have to say watching the wheels fall off in real time is kind of surreal.

I think we just witnessed the Fukushima meltdown moment but I guess we'll have to wait until at least monday to know for sure.

I have a bad feeling ww3 is now on deck and not to far off given the recent push in the MSM to make Putin and Russia a budding nazi Germany espcially over the last few weeks.

and I can't help but wonder if this what jade helm was all about...

anyways hedgers have a great weekend, get out, enjoy the sun and maybe scratch a few things of that bucket list cause I have a feeling there is a very, very rough road ahead.

 

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 18:08 | 6453656 Not My Real Name
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In percentage terms, today's 3.12% plunge in the Dow probably doesn't even qualify as one of the Top 100 worst days, considering that the 20th biggest drop percentage-wise was a loss of 6.98%. 

Sat, 08/22/2015 - 08:56 | 6455061 Berspankme
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I heard a lot of joos were selling today to get cash for coke and a weekend in the hampsteins

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 18:56 | 6453840 OldPhart
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Not a Black Friday, more of a Hazy Grey Friday.  The big drop is still to come.

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 17:50 | 6453582 Bill of Rights
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Keep an eye out for a convenient false flag weekend somewhere in the world. Must keep the sheep distracted and entertained .

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 17:54 | 6453601 Tsar Pointless
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For that, you'll have to wait until a September rolls around. Oldie but goodie coming up:

http://www.nytimes.com/2002/09/07/us/traces-of-terror-the-strategy-bush-...

From the linked article:

The White House decided, they said, that even with the appearance of disarray it was still more advantageous to wait until after Labor Day to kick off their plan.

''From a marketing point of view,'' said Andrew H. Card Jr., the White House chief of staff who is coordinating the effort, ''you don't introduce new products in August.''

Sat, 08/22/2015 - 01:25 | 6454729 roodeetoodee
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They've deployed false drag instead aka Bruce Jenner.

 

 

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 17:57 | 6453616 One of We
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Time for FOX to put Geraldo in a flak jacket and combat lid and send him to Wall Street....

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 18:01 | 6453628 Peak Finance
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Ok, so, what now?

Rate hike off the table, clearly, if the market ramps and then they start talking rate hike, it just sells off again?

QE 4ever call sends oil, gold silver skyrocketing?

Market can't go sideways from here, too much sellng pressure is on?

Market just can't go down too much more from here without the Fed stepping in, right?

Really at a crossroads right here right now. 

 

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 21:31 | 6454305 FSFT
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I think the fed shot its wad. Curtains

 

Sat, 08/22/2015 - 04:22 | 6454865 wizteknet
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yeah when u go into the shower with your dokkers on to wash your clothes, pretty much....

Sat, 08/22/2015 - 05:09 | 6454892 SystemOfaDrown
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Or the Warren Buffetts and Johnny Depps of the world are buying up stocks like they are Greek islands ahead of the bounce. Can you say "Controlled Chaos!"?

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 18:02 | 6453637 Spungo
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3:30 Ramp Capital LLC? I love it!

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 18:07 | 6453653 noguano
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I was watching CNBC yesterday around 3pm.  They brought out "Chip Diller".  He said the S&P was holding the key critical number of 2044 and "all is well".  Well......

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 18:09 | 6453667 thebigunit
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Shit, man. F*ck.

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 18:12 | 6453682 q99x2
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the rare straight down plunge day, I like it.

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 18:14 | 6453690 Argenta
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And so it begins.  Hey, I just bought another kilo of silver. 

-Argenta

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 18:14 | 6453695 BeaverCream
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I miss peter schiff's radio show, I listened to it for years waiting for the day we would see this so he could gloat on air live, honestly, I want to hear him gloat so I can gloat right along with him.  Is this a manufactured dip market, manufactured downtrend?  Sure it is but at least these fuckers on CMSNBCNN or w/e the fuck it is will have to suck his dick next time he's on.

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 18:26 | 6453731 Phoenix901210
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Either a 'predictable problem' is next, or a BLACK SWAN!

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 19:14 | 6453893 de3de8
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Probably Turkey

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 18:28 | 6453739 Keltner Channel Surf
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Love the charts, but not sure I agree w/ Tyler's link between JPY moves and small caps (i.e., IWM), as a Russell trader who stares at it every day, we've seen this happen a few times this year:  whenever large institutional funds think a big plunge is largely currency-driven, rather than reduce their overall equity exposure more than they deem necessary, they instead move monies from SPY, DIA and even QQQs, which often screws up RUT charts till after 2:30 or so.  Not that carry trade impact isn’t a general market driver (though oil has been a bigger force in 2015), I just don’t see it as selectively being used to foil TZA holders for a few hours.  Other technical reasons for RUT to bounce first:  it had already blasted past the Daily Keltner limit and hit the weekly 100 DMA, something SPY didn’t do until today.

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 19:26 | 6453937 zeroaccountability
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There's nothing to bounce off of here but a 6-year old air-pocket.

 

This sucker's going down.

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 20:51 | 6454192 Keltner Channel Surf
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Short term, I suspect it'll bounce, 'someone' was buying IWM all day, and it went absolutely nowhere, OPEX can't serve as the explanation, as that didn't work for the QQQs, but longer term, indices are likely headed toward the 2007/2011 highs, but it may take longer than anyone wants to get there, not because there's demand, but because managed distibution makes those who control these things lots of money, so they'll stairstep down, it wasn't retail money that built this craggy edifice.

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 18:35 | 6453760 matagorda
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Doesn't anyone know these traders have families that will starve in the streets?!?!?!?!?  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOVXh4xM-Ww

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 18:52 | 6453823 Hilroy
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My broker charges a fee every time I buy or sell a stock

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 18:36 | 6453765 wanderintheland
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For anyone interested, someone finally upoaded a copy of Martin Armstrong's movie The Forecaster on TPB yesterday: https://thepiratebay.la/torrent/12257078/The_Forecaster_%28ABSOLUTE_MUST...

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 18:47 | 6453808 Monetas
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The North Korean dictator must have lost a bundle .... the world is passing him by .... he can´t be so upset just about a loudspeaker .... may all socialist dictators die a thousand deaths .... by a thousand cuts torture !

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 18:49 | 6453815 Hilroy
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I wish I was the guy charging a fee every time the stock is bought or sold. 

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 18:57 | 6453842 Smoker
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Tyler,

 

Regarding the 'spookiest' chart of the day, I was so intrigued I checked the numbers: 1576.09 x 1.618 = 2550.11 Is my calculator broken? Or is your calculator broken? Or is the real top of the S&P going to be 2550.11?

 

Warm regards,

Smoker

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 18:57 | 6453843 Monetas
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The E-trade baby .... beautiful .... isn´t she a she .... ISIS would pay big bucks for her .... even if she lost her savings .... in the Dhimmi stock market !

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 18:58 | 6453844 JenkinsLane
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Looks like I picked a bad week to sink every cent I had into Cashmere goat farming in Kazakhstan.

DM me if you're looking for a great deal on cashmere scarfs or sweaters for that special someone in your life.

Sat, 08/22/2015 - 08:53 | 6455058 Berspankme
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are they good for sexy time?

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 19:02 | 6453856 foodstampbarry
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Where's Beeks? Where in the hell is Beeks?

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 19:04 | 6453864 cowdogg
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No surprises here folks.

Fed threatens to raise rates every other day = Deflationary.

Fed rigs gold and silver down for 3 years = Deflationary

US Gov. and Saudis drive oil prices down = Deflationary.

Fed gives Chinese stock market a big push down =Deflationary

Goldman rigs all commodity prices down = Deflationary.

At the same time:

Fed creates huge bubble in the stock market

Fed creates even larger bubble in bond market.

What did these morons think would happen?

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 19:35 | 6453960 cheech_wizard
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Well, there was some true carnage averted today...

Hero US marine who prevented Moroccan terrorist's train massacre in France is 'in critical condition' after being shot in the neck - as he and his colleague are praised for 'extreme bravery'
  • A suspected Moroccan terrorist opened fire with a Kalashnikov on board a high speed train in northern France
  • Eyewitnesses said two U.S. Marines on the train disarmed the 26-year-old gunman and pinned him to the ground 
  • French Interior Minister Bernard Cazeneuve praised the Marines who almost certainly 'averted a disaster' 
  • The gunman is understood to have boarded the train, which had more than 500 passengers, in Brussels, Belgium 
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3206426/U-S-Marines-armed-gunman-onboard-high-speed-train-Amsterdam-Paris.html#ixzz3jUnI7bfO
Fri, 08/21/2015 - 21:20 | 6454277 Jack Oliver
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Total BS HOAX - as usual !

Sat, 08/22/2015 - 08:48 | 6455052 Berspankme
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If the EU leadership was on the train the marines should have let the terrorist go

Sat, 08/22/2015 - 02:20 | 6454774 tool
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Shit! You shoot an American in the head you won't hit a vital organ let alone the heck!

Sat, 08/22/2015 - 05:47 | 6454905 Heywood Jahblohmee
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Jarheads are pussies.  DailyMail???   LOL. same sa National Enquirer.

Sat, 08/22/2015 - 05:58 | 6454913 nosam
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Way to go marines!! Lets get the marines to protect France!!/s

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 19:44 | 6453987 Shpedly
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Is it amazing that the S&P dropped 3.18% and theres no real new news? No Greece, no China, no major terrorist attacks. Its not amazing at all. The stock market has simply, once again, finally run out of buyers. The volumes have been pathetic for far longer than I could have imagined. I'm happy I wasn't near the computer today because I usually buy any 2.5% move for a decent bounce.  A very wise man once told me, "the stock market is designed to to hurt the most people at the most unexpected time". And no, its not different this time.

Fri, 08/21/2015 - 19:50 | 6454013 SMC
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A long way to go before they approach anything near realistic valuations.

 

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