Summarizing "Investor" Thoughts Today (In 1 Cartoon)

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zeroaccountability (not verified) Aug 21, 2015 2:57 PM

Jump, you Fuckers!!

Pool Shark's picture



Some people compare the Stock Market to a Gambling Casino.


This is an unfair comparison:


Most Gambling Casinos aren't rigged...


[PS: It's 1970 again on the S&P 500: Break out the Angel's Flight Pants and Disco Balls...]


Scooby Dooby Doo's picture

He he heeee.

Scooby likey cartoonie.

HowdyDoody's picture

Ben Bernanke in a panel discussion at the Brookings Instititue. The discussion covered "the American economy and the role that defense industry could play in the nation’s continued recovery and economic health."

The Bernankester is full on for war as a means of restoring the US economy.

The banality of evil.

TomJoad's picture

That's my line! ;)


Jump! You Fuckers!

We need to cut the bailout bungee this time around.

Antifaschistische's picture

okay, so...we're 6,000 DOW bucks ahead of where we were with far as I'm concerned, this isn't even a correction while we're still in the "thank God for the Fed" zone.   I wish I understood why we won't have to lose another 3000 dow bucks before people start questioning the Fed's Messianic Status.

RougeUnderwriter's picture

The shemitah is here

Squid Viscous's picture

i thought that was mid september, just asking, don't call me anti-shemitahc

froze25's picture

It is, this is just the setup.

Grandad Grumps's picture

While investing in stock market does not fit with my can of dog food budget, if I were to guess, these down days will convince a whole bunch of people to sell (short or otherwise).

The normal Wall Street response to selling is to buy with both hands... with some lame excuse from the Fed.

If that happens, then it is logical that it is a set-up for September.

dontgoforit's picture

Right - won't be official until they parade out the puppets with their stringy hands out.

RougeUnderwriter's picture

Sept 13 is marks the end date but the book does not get hung up on exact dates

Squid Viscous's picture

what did Nostradamus say? surely he must have seen the terrifying implications of the Shemitrah?

nope-1004's picture



Nostradamus: (Cent. 8 Quat. 28)

Les simulacres d'or & argent enflez,
Qu'apres le rapt au lac furent gettez
Au desouvert estaincts tous & troublez.
Au marbre script prescript intergetez.

Translates as:

The copies of gold and silver inflated,
which after the theft were thrown into the lake,
at the discovery that all is exhausted and dissipated by the debt.
All scripts and bonds will be wiped out.

ToSoft4Truth's picture

I’ll order a new Lexus.  I’ll ask to take delivery September 12.

HowdyDoody's picture

My flying car was due for delivery on 14 September. Darn.

cosmyccowboy's picture

I believe sept is just the beginning of the jubilee year!

jcdenton's picture

9/13 begins Rosh Hashanah (Feast of Trumpets) in 2015, and ends on 9/15, one day before Bloody Wednesday (FOMC) ..

Now, the really key date that most are clueless, but really, really need to know ..

Sept. 11, 3 B.C.E.

The second most important date of all time is probably ..

Sept. 11, 1941 C.E.

ejmoosa's picture

If school starts early, why not the collapse?

PlayMoney's picture

got to get it started before football season so we can concentrate of fantasy picks

Colonel Klink's picture

Shemitah Shyster was my radio name.

pauhana's picture

I know a girl named Shemitah Jackson, and her sisters Kenisha and Tamisha.

Zen Master's picture

I dated a real sexy Shemitah once!

J Jason Djfmam's picture

Are you sure it wasn't an Heshemitah?

Rainman's picture

I'm sure this will be a hell of a fun weekend in the Hamptons .... hehehe

froze25's picture

Of coarse it will be, do you think those SOB's give one rats ass what the market does?

angel_of_joy's picture

Of course they do ! Most of their money are invested "in the market"...

gmrpeabody's picture

They're the ones selling....

Tall Tom's picture

Who are the fools that are buying into this falling knife?


The PPT? The taxpayer?


Anyway the Sucker's Bounce is scheduled for next week.


200dMA will be tested, maybe exceeded a little.


Then 200dMA will be breached again and, afterwards, LOOK OUT BELOW.


There will be a nice rally during the next two weeks. It is a Sucker's Rally.


The Dead Cat Bounce is not expected until late October.

Squid Viscous's picture

lol exactly, more like "those dumb fucks lost alot last week, but I'm still getting my fees, pass the lobster sushi while I'm still young!"

ohh fuck that's a shellfish? pass the salmon rolls

Two Theives and a Liar's picture

Send in the (rainbow vomiting) clowns!

cougar_w's picture

So called "investors"

I wonder how do HFT algos jump to their deaths?

Arnold's picture

Rendezvous with magnetic friends.

TeamDepends's picture

Virtually, leaving a pool of 1s and 0s.

Squid Viscous's picture

the deer! please!!

Ms. Erable's picture

BTFD, bitchez - catch that falling knife!

hound dog vigilante's picture


Even if the PPT wanted to jump-in and buy/support this market, the technicals alone would expose them beyond all doubt/credibility...


MsCreant's picture

Uh, no offense intended, but we have moved well beyond them "being exposed." We are in the emperor's clothes phase of things. The question is, is he all naked and short and stuff.

Jena's picture

And the shrinkage exposed for all to see.

Conax's picture

Now that's just mean, ladies. Mean.


Miffed Microbiologist's picture

That doesn't apply to present company, of course doncha know!

Well...maybe to fonestar


MsCreant's picture

Real men are confident enough in their abilities to participate in free markets. Real men do not need to resort to fraud to succeed. Real men are right here with us at ZH, watching and commenting on the shit show, hoping for the best, but preparing for the worst. 

Real men, gentlemen, we salute you and thank you for including everyone in the conversation and for your good company. 

Jena and Miffed, great to see you both and I feel pretty confident I did not over generalize these sentiments. Hell I even learn from and at times enjoy the trolls here!


Miffed Microbiologist's picture

Here here, I'll drink to that!


who cares's picture

What is going to be in October?