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Jump, you Fuckers!!
Some people compare the Stock Market to a Gambling Casino.
This is an unfair comparison:
Most Gambling Casinos aren't rigged...
[PS: It's 1970 again on the S&P 500: Break out the Angel's Flight Pants and Disco Balls...]
1970?
Ray Charles Busted
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUbhmtaXZRM Johnny Cash - Busted
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yEAv56kC1kHe he heeee.
Scooby likey cartoonie.
Ben Bernanke in a panel discussion at the Brookings Instititue. The discussion covered "the American economy and the role that defense industry could play in the nation’s continued recovery and economic health."
The Bernankester is full on for war as a means of restoring the US economy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTY0Ir43z-M
The banality of evil.
Cut it anyway
That's my line! ;)
Jump! You Fuckers!
We need to cut the bailout bungee this time around.
okay, so...we're 6,000 DOW bucks ahead of where we were with QE1....as far as I'm concerned, this isn't even a correction while we're still in the "thank God for the Fed" zone. I wish I understood why we won't have to lose another 3000 dow bucks before people start questioning the Fed's Messianic Status.
The shemitah is here
i thought that was mid september, just asking, don't call me anti-shemitahc
It is, this is just the setup.
While investing in stock market does not fit with my can of dog food budget, if I were to guess, these down days will convince a whole bunch of people to sell (short or otherwise).
The normal Wall Street response to selling is to buy with both hands... with some lame excuse from the Fed.
If that happens, then it is logical that it is a set-up for September.
Right - won't be official until they parade out the puppets with their stringy hands out.
Sept 13 is marks the end date but the book does not get hung up on exact dates
what did Nostradamus say? surely he must have seen the terrifying implications of the Shemitrah?
Nostradamus: (Cent. 8 Quat. 28)
Les simulacres d'or & argent enflez,
Qu'apres le rapt au lac furent gettez
Au desouvert estaincts tous & troublez.
Au marbre script prescript intergetez.
Translates as:
The copies of gold and silver inflated,
which after the theft were thrown into the lake,
at the discovery that all is exhausted and dissipated by the debt.
All scripts and bonds will be wiped out.
I’ll order a new Lexus. I’ll ask to take delivery September 12.
My flying car was due for delivery on 14 September. Darn.
I believe sept is just the beginning of the jubilee year!
9/13 begins Rosh Hashanah (Feast of Trumpets) in 2015, and ends on 9/15, one day before Bloody Wednesday (FOMC) ..
Now, the really key date that most are clueless, but really, really need to know ..
Sept. 11, 3 B.C.E.
https://youtu.be/O44nNzRa81Q
The second most important date of all time is probably ..
Sept. 11, 1941 C.E.
If school starts early, why not the collapse?
got to get it started before football season so we can concentrate of fantasy picks
Shemitah Shyster was my radio name.
I know a girl named Shemitah Jackson, and her sisters Kenisha and Tamisha.
I dated a real sexy Shemitah once!
Are you sure it wasn't an Heshemitah?
I'm sure this will be a hell of a fun weekend in the Hamptons .... hehehe
Of coarse it will be, do you think those SOB's give one rats ass what the market does?
Of course they do ! Most of their money are invested "in the market"...
They're the ones selling....
Who are the fools that are buying into this falling knife?
The PPT? The taxpayer?
Anyway the Sucker's Bounce is scheduled for next week.
200dMA will be tested, maybe exceeded a little.
Then 200dMA will be breached again and, afterwards, LOOK OUT BELOW.
There will be a nice rally during the next two weeks. It is a Sucker's Rally.
The Dead Cat Bounce is not expected until late October.
The new money does.
lol exactly, more like "those dumb fucks lost alot last week, but I'm still getting my fees, pass the lobster sushi while I'm still young!"
ohh fuck that's a shellfish? pass the salmon rolls
Send in the (rainbow vomiting) clowns!
You called?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQHKlxKjyfM
Enogh Said
So called "investors"
I wonder how do HFT algos jump to their deaths?
Rendezvous with magnetic friends.
Virtually, leaving a pool of 1s and 0s.
the deer! please!!
BTFD, bitchez - catch that falling knife!
Boom.
Even if the PPT wanted to jump-in and buy/support this market, the technicals alone would expose them beyond all doubt/credibility...
Uh, no offense intended, but we have moved well beyond them "being exposed." We are in the emperor's clothes phase of things. The question is, is he all naked and short and stuff.
And the shrinkage exposed for all to see.
Now that's just mean, ladies. Mean.
lolz
That doesn't apply to present company, of course doncha know!
Well...maybe to fonestar
Miffed;-)
Of course, Miffed. :)
Real men are confident enough in their abilities to participate in free markets. Real men do not need to resort to fraud to succeed. Real men are right here with us at ZH, watching and commenting on the shit show, hoping for the best, but preparing for the worst.
Real men, gentlemen, we salute you and thank you for including everyone in the conversation and for your good company.
Jena and Miffed, great to see you both and I feel pretty confident I did not over generalize these sentiments. Hell I even learn from and at times enjoy the trolls here!
Here here, I'll drink to that!
Miffed;-)
What is going to be in October?
Oct 4 jets v. dolphins
glued so man kugerrands
on the old ladies cat today
that fucker couldn't have jumped
if you probed his butt
with a set of jumper cables..
DJ down 10% from highs - that's a good start
I suspect a regroup over the weekend
If Monday continues - then watch out below
The ... bankster? on the left has genitals drawn on his face. Does this make him a dickhead?
Nice catch.
Into Oblivion we go for September, just as TPTB have planned all along.
There will be no election in 2016. Just a crashing market and a gigantic False Flag, IMHO as a prelude to Martial Law.
Long Cu jacketed Pb (with some steel mixed in for better penetration).
I'm thinking something big goes down between Sept 1-15, while all that Jade Helm personnel/hardware is creepin' around Tejas.
That's funny as hell...
Wait till Monday when all today's redemption requests are executed. I think next week is going to be long popcorn. BTFD anyone?
clean up! aisle 4!
The new BTFD
bring the fckers down ...
Jump motherfuckers
At least another 10 % on the downside is due for the Dow before we even begin to whisper "fair valuations".
Once we get there, then perhaps we can discuss the lack of earnings growth. The Dow 30 are still on track to earn 9% fewer dollars in 2015 than 2014. You hear no one discussing that. But they will be.
Why 10%? Given how much printing and proping has gone on, 50% or more may not be enough.
The earnings number is bad and it still is engineered as well, so even that, as a reflection of how things "really are" is going to be short of the mark.
It is possible it all happens in a waterfall event, but I would bet on ups and downs, a long emergency, where we get fooled and fooled again.
It can't get right because no one is marking assets to market.
We stay in fantasy land until real world failures force acknowledgement that all these numbers are as Potemkin as China.
I cannot disagree. Ten % is based on the exagerated ratios of the last five years.
I would suspect we will see a Dow 14XXX, 14,000 will be tested, and it will fail.
Additionally, there is nothing on the horizon that will jump start profits. Fed Rates cannot be cut, and they are NOT going to address the rules and regulations that are killing business.
I bet they even continue raising minimum wages across the country for the icing on the cake.
It's gonna be worst than 2008 before it is done.
http://ejmoosa.com/blog3/2015/08/19/heading-closer-and-closer-to-the-rec...
http://ejmoosa.com/blog3/2015/07/29/this-time-it-is-going-to-be-very-dif...
My favorite:
http://ejmoosa.com/blog3/2015/06/09/buy-back-mania-the-top-sixteen-dow-c...
What are the losses so far on all the shares these companies have been buying back?
They won't feel so smart and smug at Dow 14000.
Ms C
You are right. In my lifetime I have seen it go to lofty highs and it always took some time getting there, but when it decides to get serious about coming down there is no way to tell how far and fast it can go.
The problem is this appears to be a worldwide crash as I do not see any green anywhere and the ppt will have a difficult time getting it back up.
Even people getting out now are still ahead from a year ago. when they can't get out and the margin calls start coming, who knows?
All they need now is a major like GM or some Bank declaring they are in a cash flow crunch and need coin and the calls for bail out will ensue. I hope this time they let them die like they should have let them die years ago.
I hope he survives the fall so he can feel the pain when I kick his head in.
This isn't anything but a huge JOKE - watch Monday and the DOW will be UP 1000 pts. Always the kidders those guys.
Yep, good call.
The huge fleecing will take place next week.
Not to sure, my thoughts are The FED knows they cant raise rates so they need an exuse.."Charlie hold off on the PPT for a while so we have a good excuse to NOT ever raise rates again"..
BTFC,,,, muppets
Completely unrealistic cartoon, both those guys should have a yarmulke on.
Anyone know what the short interest is and whether it has "spiked" recently?
Van Halen: JUMP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwYN7mTi6HM
In the meanwhile-
"Nazi Train Full of Gold Rumored to Be Found" - rolling through Poland.
http://news.discovery.com/history/nazi-ghost-train-full-of-gold-rumored-...
A Pole and a German discovered it. And Ukraines' stash remains missing?
Anywho, more collaterala for pump and dump I suppose. The INCOMPETANT Jewish bankers are so desperate to prop up the market bubble that they had to make friends with the Nazis to do it.
Oh Gawd, seriously?
The mega fixitall algo cannon is going to get loaded over the weekend: Great ready for the next "Monday Miracle" just like the last time, and the time before that....
TPTB and the deep pocket guys have the weekend to plan their concerted moves. Monday is up, unless of course China throws another wrench in their gears
Last time we had a mini crash everything tanked except for gold. I sighed with the sign of relief, saying I didn't care where the price went during phantom booms as longs as it levitated during turmoil. I once again sit back and enjoy a glass of good wine as I head into the weekend, knowing I'm backed by a barbaric relic, no matter what happens next.
DJIA will rise by at least 500-600 points on Monday, if not much more!
Mark my words.
TPTB are just playing with us.They are laughing their asses off in the Hamptons
A major rebound happens every freakin time I get my hopes up!
Soooo .... BTFD?
That cartoon reminds me of an old joke:
There was a tremendous turnaround in the market today:
A stockbrocker who jumped out of a window on the thirteenth floor, saw a computer screen on the seventh floor and did a U-turn.
..... joke is right. There was no 13th floor with a window for dude to jump out of. No 13th floor.
When was the last time you've actually seen a 13th floor in a building? And not by counting ... one actually, officially labelled "13".
Yesterday.
As far as I know the Yanks are the only ones dumb enough/superstitious enough to think that not labeling a floor 13 means there is no floor 13.
You guys aren't even TRYING to cheer me up.
BUY, BUY . . . BYE!
Time for the "Plunge Protection Team" to get serious. All the Fed has to do is tell the Treasury to "print" more money to cover it.