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Speak, That I May See Thee
My stomach rolled over when I read this post from ZeroHedge about Suze "the teeth" Orman. She tweeted out the following, indicating not only that she's so well off that she's just going to kick back for a year, but that she wants Yellen to "help us out" since we've all suffered the unspeakable calamity of stocks actually going down a few percent.
Right on the heels of this, everyone's favorite financial clown, Jim Cramer, sycophantically acknowledged the counsel of his "good friend' and retweeted her plea:
What struck me, thumbing through the reactions, was the sharp contrast between those who apparently support these two nincompoops and those who didn't. The tone of the naysayers was along these lines:
So we have a plethora of intelligent, well-spoken people pushing back against these disgusting bulls who demand to suck at the government teat until the end of time. In sharp juxtaposition to this, here's a sampling of those who applaud Suze and Jimze:
We have a smattering of bleating ("request help!"), illiteracy to a degree that I didn't think possible ("advise" instead of "advice" and "invester's", which manages to not only be misspelled but also is an oaf-like way of attempting to express a plural noun), and the completely deluded notion that Janet Yellen is sitting around reading tweets from the likes of these buffoons.
I've said it before, and I'll say it again: stock market bulls are welfare queens par excellance, and I suppose we should not be surprised that since they've been on the dole since October 2008, that they've become very accustomed to what is a gargantuan version of the entire nation arranging to be receiving liability checks from the federal government since actually working is just too hard.
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Will the hagocracy fail us?
Well, Suze, here's the binary dilema, otherwise known as the Hobson's Choice. If she prints, the US dollar will collapse. If she doesn't print the zombies will die and the US dollar will collapse. Take your pick.
Of course they could do the smart thing and back the dollar with gold, but then every ounce of gold that may still be left in the US is owed 130 times over.
So Suze, it's just not looking so good for ya.
I'm looking for a pullback to around 14,000 on the DOW through this fall. Early next year it will fall more - perhaps below 10,000 and it will stay there until this market becomes a real market.
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I've still got 100 shares of Bear Stearns common, because Jim Cramer told me it was fine.
Now, if he tells me to follow Sue Zorman, I will (because Jim says it's fine, and I don't want him to call me 'silly').
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9EbPxTm5_s
These schills actually WORSHIP the FED.
ZORMAN; what an unusual name...
You aint seen nothin until you’ve hung around the audience at one of Suze’s seminars.
+1,000...
I have.
One of my clients - older spinster, swore by her. Told her I'd cut her tits off if she kept watching this fucking shill....
Was close in proximity to one of this assshole's "workshops" years ago. Infested with dykes, really fucking stupid people, and aimless sheeple.
It was.......sobering.
Apart from the obvious trend break, we are looking back to 2010 & 2011 for red weekly candles of similar magnitude. You will note that they didn't mark the low then.
http://schrts.co/YSMqfG
Stock market returns have become an entitlement in this socialist welfare state.
Let's see if revolt is an option when the market declines over 50% instead of 5%.
I guess, she should change her name to Suze Moarman and then petition Yellen. Alternatively, she could teach Yellen the secrets of tribbing and then plead with her to continue fluffing the market.
I am not surprised by such requests, unless this ponzi scheme continues, their influence over the masses wanes and their existence becomes irrelevant. If this market crashes, which I doubt it will, as there is so much at stake for the central planners, then, a lot of clueless plebes will be wiped out. I know that many of my colleagues and bosses have doubled down on this market and are looking forward to its continual rise. Their plan is to exit at the top and then retire in Florida or some other place of their choice. These dolts don't understand anything except that the market will keep on its parabolic rise and they need to match their 401k.
Dear Private Federal Reserve Corporation...
ATTN: CEO Yellen, VP S. Fischer, CEO Bernanke and CEO Greepspan, et al...
How about paying back to the US Treasury the interest money profit (Billions) you received for your... ahem... NON Financial services to America for the last 100+ years... and... also... Cough up an incompetence fee as a penalty clawback for failing your fiduciary responsibilities to the USA/World.
Then... Resign... En Masse... All Board Members Please... All Employees... and... Let the US Government print its own coin and money as the US Constitution allows and proscribes.
With No Debt Attached To It... !
Then we might finally have some... Lasting Peace in the world… and... Some Real Prosperity… and… Some Overdue Justice.
Edgey...
"How about paying back to the US Treasury the interest money profit (Billions)..."
Tens of TRILLIONS!
THAT ought to be printed on every fucking front page in the nation - on a Sunday - a la V for Vendetta.
Outstanding...
LOL, Tim! You act as if you haven't known from a very young age that most of us (we, I know) humans are morons.
Chump 2016! Murica, fuck yeah!
From what high perch of superiority have you deduced most of us are morons?
The denizens of ZH are the smart ones. ...And you're in the bottom quintile, I see.
A Tweet from a tool of the noiZ-media does not reality make--or truth.
Just more theater for the sleeping lions that are the American people. Just a propaganda sleep-aid to keep them sleeping.
Zion is a scheme, not an ethnicity.
Dear FedRes,
Could you, would you, please steal some more in a ploy to undo the carnage from your your prior thefts?!
An American citizen, not US subject.
Ya know, because of "Brigette's" comment, I may just go short and take every fucking last nickel she has.
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So how's that workin out for ya "Brigette"? BYE BYE BYE!...lol.
And thanks for the nickels, especially your last one ;-)
Yeah, and for all those morons that keep saying that the economic engine is "stuttering", engines "sputter", they do not "stutter"(that is a human trait)!
d d d d d d down
the the the mamamarket is gagoing d d d ddown
CASTRATE them BULLS!...artificial anyway...Right?
did you save some of that CRIMINAL money?