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The World Explained (In 2 Cartoons)

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But they said "it" didn't matter?

 

 

 

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Sun, 08/23/2015 - 18:23 | 6459163 38BWD22
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Asia's fireworks start pretty soon!

Sun, 08/23/2015 - 18:27 | 6459178 TeamDepends
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PMs strong out of the gate!

Sun, 08/23/2015 - 18:46 | 6459270 kaiserhoff
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I want to know where the next explosion will be.

Considerate of them to only happen at night, so we get purty pictures.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 02:48 | 6460956 Greyhat
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This must have been a Kim! :)

Sun, 08/23/2015 - 18:59 | 6459327 Antifaschistische
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Isnt there a saying like...."when China sneezes the world has a heart attack"

Sun, 08/23/2015 - 20:11 | 6459650 post turtle saver
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"... And we are America. We are the entire free world. When we sneeze everybody catches cold." - Miami Vice, Season 2, "The Prodigal Son" (season premiere)

Sun, 08/23/2015 - 19:12 | 6459378 Fukushima Fricassee
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That won't do, the CB shorts will pound it down quicker than obama goes down on reggie.

Sun, 08/23/2015 - 19:27 | 6459440 FlacoGee
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S.A.R.  - SELL ALL RALLIES

 

Sun, 08/23/2015 - 19:29 | 6459452 cpnscarlet
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Silver still WELL UNDER control. Keeps gold from getting uppity.

Sun, 08/23/2015 - 18:43 | 6459253 myne
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You're a couple of weeks off. 

Sun, 08/23/2015 - 18:29 | 6459185 Ms No
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He knew he couldn't hold on forever, did he jump or did he fall? 

Sun, 08/23/2015 - 19:26 | 6459438 GMadScientist
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Blown over by overpressure from a chem warehouse.

Sun, 08/23/2015 - 20:14 | 6459665 post turtle saver
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he cut the line

Sun, 08/23/2015 - 18:30 | 6459186 db51
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The Levitation will begin in 3....2....1    

Some Serious Firepower will be unleashed starting tonight.

Sun, 08/23/2015 - 18:38 | 6459232 Ms No
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It looks like the VIX is going to have a good day.

Sun, 08/23/2015 - 18:51 | 6459291 kaiserhoff
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I predict they will bang it at the close;)

Sun, 08/23/2015 - 21:33 | 6459962 Burticus
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Ah so, Yuan bang the Dong?

Sun, 08/23/2015 - 18:34 | 6459210 Das Capitalist
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I'm curious about the impact this will have on China's political and social stability. Dissent has been relatively subdued there for the last 25 years, presumably because of the "economic miracle" that liberalization of their markets has brought. I doubt the masses will be quite so tame should this because a bonafide economic crisis.

Sun, 08/23/2015 - 18:38 | 6459229 Winston Churchill
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The US will blame China, and China will blame the US.

So simple even a politician can do it.

Sun, 08/23/2015 - 18:48 | 6459280 willwork4food
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Yea, that's exactly what I'm worrying about. We have friends in China as English teachers. When the average surf realizes his "life" savings is dust and they blame the US for starting it there is going to be trouble for Americans still there.

Sun, 08/23/2015 - 22:27 | 6460216 jcdenton
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And no one will blame Tel Aviv ..

http://www.veteranstoday.com/2015/08/23/israels-rage-and-impotence-the-f...

At least, just yet ..

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 04:39 | 6461026 Peterus
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Mon, 08/24/2015 - 04:29 | 6461032 Peterus
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Plenty of geniuses will blame the Jew all the time for everything.

Sun, 08/23/2015 - 18:38 | 6459231 El Vaquero
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Yeah, if there wind up being 1.4 billion starving mouths who decide to get rowdy, that's a lot to control.

Sun, 08/23/2015 - 20:48 | 6459819 Sages wife
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Yeah, but they're capable of, and accustomed to, a modest diet; and lack the sense of entitlement. I would much rather face them than 350 million starving Americans.

Sun, 08/23/2015 - 19:11 | 6459373 Bay Area Guy
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Dads Capitalist.

Good question. I have also wondered about political stability there even without the added burden of their economy tanking. If you look through China's history, there is a trend in that they raise themselves up to the adult table time after time only to shoot themselves in the foot, thereby relegating them back to the kiddie table. Corruption, both covert and overt, has been their historic downfall, but infighting is right up there as well. I can easily foresee Cultural Revolution II coming to China in not so long a time. Maybe the new version of Chiang Kai-Shek will flee to Hainan since Taiwan's already spoken for from the original Cultural Revolution.

Sun, 08/23/2015 - 18:41 | 6459243 TheRicker
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The Chinese Dragon will soon be "Dragon" us all into the death spiral we all knew would come. It is just matter of who would start it. It is not a "black swan" but a dragon in the end.

Sun, 08/23/2015 - 18:42 | 6459249 THE 4th Quadrant
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This is the closest I've seen to a story on the fires that are currently burning in the USSA.

I've heard that CIA firestarter teams are sent out to get the economy moving.

Nothing on ZH so it's probably true.

Sun, 08/23/2015 - 18:47 | 6459272 Montani Semper ...
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 Fell asleep watching Tiger have another mediocre final round. Woke up to the national news broadcast discussing how China's slowing economy was dragging our markets down. No other factors were brought up.

 Got to blame someone

Sun, 08/23/2015 - 19:11 | 6459371 logicalman
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You still have an idiot box?

 

Sun, 08/23/2015 - 19:20 | 6459412 Winston Churchill
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You need to know what new flavor icing  is now on the BS.

How else can you avoid the stampeding herd ?

Sun, 08/23/2015 - 21:55 | 6460067 explosivo
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I use reddit for that. 

Sun, 08/23/2015 - 19:14 | 6459387 cossack55
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Heard ABCs lame bitch explain that investers "should hold tight, not like those who lost heavily in 09' when they bailed".  Funny she did not mention the ones who became gazillionaires when they cut out in 08'.

Sun, 08/23/2015 - 18:51 | 6459292 Chuck Knoblauch
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Both countries are acting from their policy scripts.

So, what do you think the objective is???

Sun, 08/23/2015 - 19:13 | 6459385 logicalman
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Another, maybe more important, question....

Who wrote the script?

The answer to that would go a long way to answering yours.

 

Sun, 08/23/2015 - 18:52 | 6459296 cooky puss
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First one reminded me of the line "climb the mountain of conflict" from the political satire "In the loop" movie (2009) for some reason.

Parties going with ludicrous claims that ultimately backfire. Classic.

Sun, 08/23/2015 - 19:20 | 6459413 Onlygold1
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everything is under control....until it's not

 

 

so far looks like and uptick is coming and how long it lasts...well.....

Sun, 08/23/2015 - 19:27 | 6459441 Gab Timov
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Guess who over-invested in China, but doesn't really need China?

USA.

 

 

Sun, 08/23/2015 - 19:48 | 6459558 eddiebe
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China sneezes and the world catches a cold.

Sun, 08/23/2015 - 20:06 | 6459626 booboo
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Is the herd expecting a rally or a further decline? answer that and you will know the direction. BTFD has so conditioned market participants that you would be a fool not to..........until you are made a fool.

Sun, 08/23/2015 - 20:17 | 6459677 KashNCarry
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China Tests Most Dangerous Nuclear Weapon of All Time

  www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-08-21/china-tests-most-dangerous-nuclear-wea...

They're prepping...

Sun, 08/23/2015 - 20:21 | 6459694 DaddyO
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Smart money selling off now before the smitah hits in September...

DaddyO

Sun, 08/23/2015 - 20:21 | 6459695 Reaper
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The US economy was already falling. Buying less goods means China selling less goods. Blame is an excuse for the US not accepting responsibility for its falling purchases.

Sun, 08/23/2015 - 22:35 | 6460244 jcdenton
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In a word, NAFTA ..

And this is what I lost due to NAFTA to date ..

I'm not a trader and/or investor. Since '02 I have had nothting to trade or invest with ..

Sun, 08/23/2015 - 22:32 | 6460234 Sockshow Puppethand
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Hey! If my memory serves me right, isn't that first frame an accurate depiction of David "Diamond Dave" Lee Roth and his Sifu on a particularly harrowing El Capitan climbing expidition in the late 80's?

No?

I could have sworn that was in the L.A. Weekly.

 

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 04:20 | 6461023 Peterus
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First picture would be OK if it was clear that before chinese economy fell it was dragging zombified american up.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 06:33 | 6461146 redd_green
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THis is horse crap.  The USA has a huge trade DEFICIT with CHina.  Let them sink into the ground.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 06:53 | 6461190 Jack Daniels Esq
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Cant wait to hear the big splats as Wall St Bankstas hit the sidewalk

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