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AAPL Surges Back To Unchanged, Fills Opening Gap, Loses (& Regains) $75 Billion Market Cap

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Wondering what the lever for this rescue attempt is? Wonder no more...

 

 

A $150 Billion market cap roundtrip!

But it appears the machines ran out of stops to run...

 

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Mon, 08/24/2015 - 10:30 | 6462856 papaswamp
Mon, 08/24/2015 - 10:39 | 6462956 Chupacabra-322
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"If central banks purchase stocks in order to support equity prices, what is the point of having a stock market? The central bank’s ability to create money to support stock prices negates the price discovery function of the stock market."
-Dr. Paul Criag Roberts

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 11:07 | 6463158 ThroxxOfVron
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Fascism.  

The Corporatists and Oligarchs are enriched at the expense of, or concomitant with the neglect of, the Citizenry.

 

Now let's see charts of GE, Verizon, Disney, Tesla, Netflix, Chipotle, Ford, JPM, WellsFargo, Citi, BofA, etc...

Support from Central Planning = TBTF.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 11:33 | 6463390 KnuckleDragger-X
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Crony is such a nasty word.....

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 12:08 | 6463639 Antifaschistische
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The point is funnel money to the Billionaire Boy's Club, and call it "a market"

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 10:54 | 6463073 GMadScientist
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Form of....a dildo!

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 11:03 | 6463133 StackShinyStuff
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Form of...an ice dildo!  Fixed it for ya.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 10:30 | 6462857 Cangaroo.TNT
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This will end well....

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 10:30 | 6462859 I AM SULLY
Mon, 08/24/2015 - 10:40 | 6462860 L Bean
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USSAAPL

 

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 10:31 | 6462862 90's Child
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Mhmm. Free markets

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 10:49 | 6463033 Chupacabra-322
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I love the taste of Fascism in the morning.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 10:31 | 6462863 Rock On Roger
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As if that's gonna help.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 10:31 | 6462866 mydogisprettier...
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Can someone translate this for me please?

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 10:33 | 6462889 ParkAveFlasher
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First they piss down your back, then they tell you it's raining, and then they laugh at you.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 10:34 | 6462914 mydogisprettier...
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Kinda like Ghandi....only different.....cool, thanks!

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 10:34 | 6462900 I AM SULLY
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Golden shower?

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 11:17 | 6463253 Consuelo
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A vintage 90's Peter North scene...

 

 

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 10:35 | 6462916 Chuck Knoblauch
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As long as the bond market doesn't close, don't panic young fool.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 10:35 | 6462918 scatterbrains
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sure,  Central Bank of Israel is adding APPL common stock to their portfolio and will continue to do so until the markets close higher.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 10:45 | 6463006 THE 4th Quadrant
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Hungry predator Algo found out where large lots of stops were. The algo ran APPL down to take out the stops utilizing the Black Monday energy as cover.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 10:32 | 6462870 847328_3527
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iToast

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 10:32 | 6462871 bnbdnb
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Bought back their own stock.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 10:33 | 6462893 Chuck Knoblauch
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fees must be paid to the mafia

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 11:08 | 6463170 ThroxxOfVron
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"Bought back their own stock. "

 

Very likely.  Cheaper than of recent, too.  Not that they care.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 10:32 | 6462873 Chuck Knoblauch
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How does it feel to get raped?

It's stricly business.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 10:32 | 6462875 FrankieGoesToHo...
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Oh my!  The PPT has some balls.  I figured they would close even, but the audacity to go green?!  THe bulls are gelin' with the FED chair Yellen'  !!

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 10:48 | 6462983 Bush Baby
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They had all weekend to run the scenarios.

They are going all in - 

How much did they pump in last crash?

If they can't stabilize it today, watch out below

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 10:32 | 6462878 BurningBetty
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Who cares...as markets sell off no main-street person will be owning any stocks any more. It will be all owned by Feds minions. Then they can finally create their own economy where the Zion filth can buy and sell shit back and forth, while the rest of the economy, slowly detaches from this crap.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 10:32 | 6462880 q99x2
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They are a bank and therefore are run by banksters.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 10:33 | 6462888 ebworthen
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Couple keystrokes from the PPT, easier that way.

Besides AAPL being the portfolio poster child for believers.

The Wizard of OZ is busy pulling the "flame" and "smoke" levers behind the curtain.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 10:33 | 6462892 Enki Anu
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They bought their own stocks back, not to worry we have till Sep 24

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 10:33 | 6462897 L Bean
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It must've been my retarded SIL & BIL, they can't get enough AAPL. They also just bought a Warhol. 

 

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 10:34 | 6462901 Seasmoke
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Now that's a rotten Apple that will spoil the bunch.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 10:34 | 6462902 Bangin7GramRocks
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This is too goddamn easy! Yellen is about to bust her girdle from laughing so hard at the people who think the fed lost control.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 10:37 | 6462942 cowdogg
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Yea just wait until the close.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 10:34 | 6462911 Thisisbullishright
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Don't you know I would use all my power to prevent something like that from happening?

 

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 10:36 | 6462929 robertocarlos
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Some people lost 7% in 5 minutes. Some people made 7% in 5 minutes.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 10:59 | 6463110 soniii
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some made 70% in 5 minutes

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 10:37 | 6462937 L Bean
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CNBC spokesmodel; "It's a flight to quality"

LMFAO

 

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 10:37 | 6462938 Pretorian
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SNB

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 10:38 | 6462948 starman
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Goldman is buying!  

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 10:55 | 6463084 GMadScientist
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Goldman's muppets are buying.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 10:38 | 6462950 falak pema
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Blame it on the Swiss they love Aapl!

Swiss CB in panic mode buys America's bestest.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 10:42 | 6462980 fatdadz
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Winthorp is busy today

 

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 10:48 | 6463026 Sages wife
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AAPL is the lead dog. It's a sure sign of their desperation; they don't bother to spread it around, or formulate some other such creative deception. Just get the fucking digits in play.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 10:47 | 6463023 mydogisprettier...
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I love how someone is downvoting everything....

 

Is that you Krugman,Yellen, Bernake??? GFY!

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 10:54 | 6463074 ejmoosa
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Save Apple Save the Markets....

THat's their game for today, and they will print whatever it takes to do so....

 

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 10:55 | 6463085 Z_End
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So the Hedge funds got it down to a price they liked and sooped up more... Ichan increased his position significantly among others.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 10:56 | 6463086 Jack Daniels Esq
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Timmy Cook is an iDiot - he should elope with Ewon, head to Mars

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 11:00 | 6463113 GMadScientist
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You know it's bad when you can't even make out the fucking stick shape.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 11:07 | 6463161 TeethVillage88s
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So theoretically anyone could have made $10 a share on APPL today?

Anyone here actually make money on APPL today????

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 11:24 | 6463305 LustGluttonyGreed
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AGN manipulation is even more obvious.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 11:44 | 6463465 PrimalScream
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AAPL trading.

the most delusional trading of the day.

do people REALLY believe that the future of AAPL is better than their past?  Apparently, not many investors are reading the reports about what actually happens ... inside their management meetings. 

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 11:46 | 6463489 Ajax_USB_Port_R...
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No collusion here!

The stock price rebound was due to a sudden increase in Apple Watch sales.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 12:23 | 6463763 damicol
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What you are seeing here is a bunch of fucking deluded billionaires that thought holding ponzi infested shares that are worth 3/4 of 4/5 of the square root of fuck all made them actually rich.

 They are now shitting themselves stupid and battling it out to convert their worthless tat into something resembling reality, because they know and i know that in the end trillions of that fake shit is going to get wiped out and they don't want to be the faggot who couldn't cut it and gets wiped out.

 But thousands of them are smirk

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