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AAPL Surges Back To Unchanged, Fills Opening Gap, Loses (& Regains) $75 Billion Market Cap
Wondering what the lever for this rescue attempt is? Wonder no more...
A $150 Billion market cap roundtrip!
But it appears the machines ran out of stops to run...
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Plunge protection team assemble!
https://twitter.com/papaswamp/status/635821122433363968
"If central banks purchase stocks in order to support equity prices, what is the point of having a stock market? The central bank’s ability to create money to support stock prices negates the price discovery function of the stock market."
-Dr. Paul Criag Roberts
Fascism.
The Corporatists and Oligarchs are enriched at the expense of, or concomitant with the neglect of, the Citizenry.
Now let's see charts of GE, Verizon, Disney, Tesla, Netflix, Chipotle, Ford, JPM, WellsFargo, Citi, BofA, etc...
Support from Central Planning = TBTF.
Crony is such a nasty word.....
The point is funnel money to the Billionaire Boy's Club, and call it "a market"
Form of....a dildo!
Form of...an ice dildo! Fixed it for ya.
This will end well....
WHAT THE F**K?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Olj8bNDjKi8
USSAAPL
Mhmm. Free markets
I love the taste of Fascism in the morning.
As if that's gonna help.
Can someone translate this for me please?
First they piss down your back, then they tell you it's raining, and then they laugh at you.
Kinda like Ghandi....only different.....cool, thanks!
Golden shower?
A vintage 90's Peter North scene...
As long as the bond market doesn't close, don't panic young fool.
sure, Central Bank of Israel is adding APPL common stock to their portfolio and will continue to do so until the markets close higher.
Hungry predator Algo found out where large lots of stops were. The algo ran APPL down to take out the stops utilizing the Black Monday energy as cover.
iToast
Bought back their own stock.
fees must be paid to the mafia
"Bought back their own stock. "
Very likely. Cheaper than of recent, too. Not that they care.
How does it feel to get raped?
It's stricly business.
Oh my! The PPT has some balls. I figured they would close even, but the audacity to go green?! THe bulls are gelin' with the FED chair Yellen' !!
They had all weekend to run the scenarios.
They are going all in -
How much did they pump in last crash?
If they can't stabilize it today, watch out below
Who cares...as markets sell off no main-street person will be owning any stocks any more. It will be all owned by Feds minions. Then they can finally create their own economy where the Zion filth can buy and sell shit back and forth, while the rest of the economy, slowly detaches from this crap.
They are a bank and therefore are run by banksters.
Couple keystrokes from the PPT, easier that way.
Besides AAPL being the portfolio poster child for believers.
The Wizard of OZ is busy pulling the "flame" and "smoke" levers behind the curtain.
They bought their own stocks back, not to worry we have till Sep 24
It must've been my retarded SIL & BIL, they can't get enough AAPL. They also just bought a Warhol.
Now that's a rotten Apple that will spoil the bunch.
This is too goddamn easy! Yellen is about to bust her girdle from laughing so hard at the people who think the fed lost control.
Yea just wait until the close.
Don't you know I would use all my power to prevent something like that from happening?
Some people lost 7% in 5 minutes. Some people made 7% in 5 minutes.
some made 70% in 5 minutes
CNBC spokesmodel; "It's a flight to quality"
LMFAO
SNB
Goldman is buying!
Goldman's muppets are buying.
Blame it on the Swiss they love Aapl!
Swiss CB in panic mode buys America's bestest.
Winthorp is busy today
AAPL is the lead dog. It's a sure sign of their desperation; they don't bother to spread it around, or formulate some other such creative deception. Just get the fucking digits in play.
I love how someone is downvoting everything....
Is that you Krugman,Yellen, Bernake??? GFY!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIQn8pab8Vc
Save Apple Save the Markets....
THat's their game for today, and they will print whatever it takes to do so....
So the Hedge funds got it down to a price they liked and sooped up more... Ichan increased his position significantly among others.
Timmy Cook is an iDiot - he should elope with Ewon, head to Mars
You know it's bad when you can't even make out the fucking stick shape.
So theoretically anyone could have made $10 a share on APPL today?
Anyone here actually make money on APPL today????
AGN manipulation is even more obvious.
AAPL trading.
the most delusional trading of the day.
do people REALLY believe that the future of AAPL is better than their past? Apparently, not many investors are reading the reports about what actually happens ... inside their management meetings.
No collusion here!
The stock price rebound was due to a sudden increase in Apple Watch sales.
What you are seeing here is a bunch of fucking deluded billionaires that thought holding ponzi infested shares that are worth 3/4 of 4/5 of the square root of fuck all made them actually rich.
They are now shitting themselves stupid and battling it out to convert their worthless tat into something resembling reality, because they know and i know that in the end trillions of that fake shit is going to get wiped out and they don't want to be the faggot who couldn't cut it and gets wiped out.
But thousands of them are smirk