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All Major US Equity Indices Underwater Post-QE3

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It appears all that money-printing did mean something after all...

 

 

Trannies now at their lowest since April 2014.

Charts: Bloomberg

 

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Mon, 08/24/2015 - 10:32 | 6462879 mydogisprettier...
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Where is Caitlan Jenner when you need him/her? 

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 10:33 | 6462890 Takeaction2
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I see what you did there...nice play.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 10:35 | 6462915 BKbroiler
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a correction worthy of an erection

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 14:28 | 6464499 pelican
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Caitlyn's?

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 10:41 | 6462957 clade7
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Sucking somebody silly...or polishing somebodies crotch javelin?, I dont know...what He/She/It did fucked up a lot of minds...

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 10:39 | 6462961 I AM SULLY
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Caitlyn is on top of Janet's "instrument", preparing to "ease it in", for some serious POMO action ...

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 10:42 | 6462973 junction
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"Trannies now at their lowest since April 2014."

Another attack on Michelle.  Watch out, look at what happened to Joan Rivers.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 10:53 | 6463065 I-am-not-one-of-them
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Where is Caitlan Jenner when you need him/her?

 

it

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 11:08 | 6463153 MASTER OF UNIVERSE
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He is busy signing contracts for more reality shows so he can compete with Kim Kardashian's BIG FAT Ass photos and make some coin before Z O M B I E  E M P I R E crushes all market activity.

 

NOTE: Celebrate BLACK Monday by going BOLD!

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 11:08 | 6463169 GMadScientist
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In therapy.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 10:32 | 6462884 Silky Johnson
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Who cares.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 10:32 | 6462886 ghengis86
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what's the half-life now?  And then the next intervention?  I remember something from algebra in middle school about asymptotes, half-life decay and geometric functions...

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 10:50 | 6463044 RabbitChow
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It's the law of diminishing returns.  With each intervention, the effect is less and less.  Kind of like all that QE we had that never really did any good.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 10:33 | 6462894 Rainman
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Roundtripping ... sorry, no refunds on your quarterly fees.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 10:35 | 6462899 XAU XAG
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Where is Caitlan Jenner when you need him/her? 

 

 

 

 

In the bathroom

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 10:42 | 6462974 mydogisprettier...
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See below...beat you to it :)

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 10:34 | 6462903 q99x2
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If you print money you can buy stocks with it and then you have to print more to buy more stocks. It works if you work it.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 11:45 | 6463478 Kaervek
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I can dance all day

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 10:36 | 6462921 the not so migh...
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underwater but still at perascope depth

 

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 10:53 | 6463062 GMadScientist
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Pity about that breached hull though.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 10:37 | 6462930 Son of Captain Nemo
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Janet!!!

Speech!!!... Speech!!!...

For the love of God tell us how you're going to fix this with your instrument(s)!!!....

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 10:37 | 6462946 I AM SULLY
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(Janet has an "instrument"?)

(wow ... I knew it)

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 10:42 | 6462981 kaiserhoff
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Nah, She borrrowed Moochelle's.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 10:37 | 6462932 I AM SULLY
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Volume is building past 90M ...

(will Janet save the Planet?)

(will Yellen be a felon?)

(I think it's time to set sh*t on fire ...)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Co2Zt615P5M

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 10:45 | 6463004 Son of Captain Nemo
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Ditto on that Sully...

Pick your poison.  It's that kind of day!!!

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3DAHAPLaVI

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTSA_sWGM44

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 10:37 | 6462933 FreedomGuy
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So, the Fed has a lot of bonds on it's spreadsheets. Do they release into this tsunami? Probably not, because they have one measure, stock markets.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 10:47 | 6463021 Consuelo
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Inflate or Die.   Despite all the rhetoric, there is no other way now.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 10:37 | 6462936 Consuelo
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Tide's out...

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 10:39 | 6462962 Consuelo
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They're smiling at the Fed.   And why not?   Perfect 'cover' has arrived.   And since 'everyone else is doing it' (devaluing), what the hell...?   Ramp those F'ing holiday sales Baby...!!! 

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 10:40 | 6462966 papaswamp
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Looks like they are going to go for a green close today...

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 10:43 | 6462991 FeelinFine
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If I see ho hum shaft your ass Buffett on tv today i'll puke my fucking guts out.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 10:44 | 6462993 large_wooden_badger
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What's the bid/ask on "green shoots"?

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 10:51 | 6463048 I-am-not-one-of-them
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First of all, what does equities performance have to do with the economy?  They rig equities, but they can't rig the economy, there's either jobs or there ain't.  Judging QE performance by equities performance is asinine.  Judging QE performance by wealth transfer, direct correlation.  The foxes are in the hen house.

What they will say is that they just didn't print enough.

 

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 10:52 | 6463054 alphacoa
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The trillion dollar bazooka ran out of ammo propping up the asian house made of sticks. Looks like the emperor really has no clothes anymore...

bernanke is sitting somewhere in his cushy hedgie office laughing to himself

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 11:01 | 6463116 Son of Captain Nemo
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bernanke is sitting somewhere in his cushy hedgie office laughing to himself

Let's hope with a .357 magnum pointed to the middle side of his head.  Doesn't matter if it's his hand or somebody elses... Laughing is optional!!!

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 10:59 | 6463102 crackpuff
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Great time to buy the dip. My broker gave me an inside trade for Radio Shack 10 cents on the dollar. In 5 years you'll all be shining my boots

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 11:09 | 6463180 GMadScientist
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...in memoriam.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 11:05 | 6463129 papaswamp
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....and in other news... NK has apprently sailed 70% their subs, and deployed amphibious landing craft presently loading troops. Might get real interesting real quick.
https://twitter.com/tom_antonov/status/635828403464204288

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 11:50 | 6463510 Kaervek
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What a coincidence, just as the stock market is starting to collapse the US is ready to "intervene" in yet another country. Well, I guess we gon' get some good headlines so people can keep ignoring financial markets.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 11:08 | 6463171 khakuda
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I would add that the problem of QE3 WAS that it inflated the markets by 50% when the economy and earnings grew by nowhere near that amount.  These fools thought that mispricing the stock market by moving it to high valuation levels would be a golden ticket to prosperity.  The real problem is that they still believe this idiocy and may try yet again.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 11:09 | 6463172 Tjeff1
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PPT defending dow 16,000 rigorously.  

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 11:09 | 6463173 Tjeff1
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PPT defending dow 16,000 rigorously.  

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 11:09 | 6463174 Tjeff1
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PPT defending dow 16,000 rigorously.  

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 11:09 | 6463185 FreedomGuy
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The official Obama regime explanation: It's still George Bush's fault. This is still an extension of the mess he left and we have to clean it up. Fortunately, more socialism will make all this better. Trust us. 

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 11:29 | 6463354 I-am-not-one-of-them
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socialism?

 

you mean crony capitalism

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 18:26 | 6465877 FreedomGuy
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No such thing, actually. That's like saying "Controlled free markets". 

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