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Blood On The Streets: Down Dumps 1000 Points At Open, Biggest Drop Since Lehman

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Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:37 | 6462213 Shizzmoney
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Great day for liberty

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:38 | 6462228 junction
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The economy is now flying dead-stick.  Circuit breakers and so-called "plunge protection" teams can only work as fingers in the dike. The 1999 repeal of the Glass-Steagall Act of 1933 is bearing more bitter fruit.  Today, no one is talking about 600 foot yachts.  World War III continues to rage in the Middle East and North Africa as millions of refugees flee the war zone.  At home, the media pretty much ignores everything that shows the USA no longer has a Bill of Rights.  At airports, in the name of security, degenerates of various persuasions grope the sexual organs of passengers with impunity. A circuit court of appeals judge appointed by Nixon calls America a gulag, where the rule of law doesn't apply, and nobody but Paul Craig Roberts is outraged.  Philip Marshall, a former CIA contract pilot and expert on 9/11 and the multi-ton drug ring operated by the CIA and Pablo Escobar (run in the 1980s out of the Mena, Arkansas airport while Clinton was governor), is murdered in his home along with his two children and their dog, and the local California police call it a suicide. Western civilization is at a crossroads and Obama and his organ grinders are leading America to disaster. 

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:42 | 6462276 clooney_art
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Farther up it goes for no reason, the harder it falls. How apt.

Thoroughly enjoyable situation. Relishing it.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:43 | 6462302 fuu
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400 points off the lows now.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:44 | 6462309 Bernoulli
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Please unleash the BULLARD FINALLY!!! http://www.denk-bubbles.com/james

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:45 | 6462330 StackShinyStuff
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Since Lehman...that's all we needed to ramp this thing back to green.  Nicely done.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 10:11 | 6462661 Alexandre Stavisky
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Only seven year late and only after selective issuing of infinite units  of unsterilized fiat to scoop up everything to give to privileged insiders and corrupt what's left of "free market capitalism".  Golden goose's been dead long time, but fun to whack its carcass for extra effect from time to time.

Fought all over the world against communism because it was going to take all means of production and destroy free markets.  Luckily capitalism won, so that all means of production could be bought with counterfeit and wealth concentrated in hands of most corrupt.  And destroyed free markets.

What does this mean for your lifestyle and forward expectations?  Rolling out the NWO in 3..2..1.

 

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:43 | 6462306 EscapeKey
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been going up in a straight line, and is now only down 543

wtf - this is ludicriously farcical

 

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:48 | 6462375 gatorengineer
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one hell of a line shot, I cant even get in to my shorts.....

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:41 | 6462280 Oh regional Indian
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Yessss......

A good, natural forest fire is good for the ecosystem...

LET IT BURN....

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:41 | 6462281 Haus-Targaryen
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Goood.  Keep falling you bastard! 

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:46 | 6462344 Sanity Bear
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PPT just erased half the losses on the Dow in the span of five minutes

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:38 | 6462236 camaro68ss
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Margin call bitchez

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:43 | 6462298 Winston Churchill
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11 am onwards.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:38 | 6462237 SheepRevolution
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RIP Keynesianism

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:44 | 6462316 Sudden Debt
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I wonder if the banks already have their emergency meeting at the FED now...

or will they have to wait untill the market closes?

 

I think it's time to start pulling cash from the ATM now...

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:38 | 6462224 wesson
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let's dance ...

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:38 | 6462227 Charles Nelson ...
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ehhhh fuck it dude, let's go bowling

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:39 | 6462229 xcehn
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They wish they had sold 2 weeks ago.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:38 | 6462238 pods
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Since Lehman. Bitchez!

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:38 | 6462241 ymom11
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Happening?

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:39 | 6462243 Counterbalance
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Just the beginning...

 

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:39 | 6462247 Jumbotron
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Everybody together now.....

 

SINCE LEHMAN !!!!!!!!

 

CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG !!!!!!!!

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:39 | 6462252 Budnacho
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Whoo Hoo!....1st "Since Lehman" of this drop!.....gonna be a good day!

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:39 | 6462253 All In
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Just bought 3 kilo Silver on the cheap. Thankyou.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:40 | 6462254 Creeps
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Watching these markets while listening to this loop: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32eywT-bQhQ

This is not the end, because there is more to come.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:39 | 6462258 Sanity Bear
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don't think I've ever seen the Dow move that fast before

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:39 | 6462260 mijev
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PPT has stepped in. Currently -827

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:54 | 6462472 Sanity Bear
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PPT isn't looking like it's able to hold back the flood... 500 point pop already mostly erased again

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:40 | 6462261 buzzsaw99
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green like kermit by 3 p.m.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:46 | 6462356 StackShinyStuff
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By noon more likely

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:48 | 6462368 jvetter713
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Damn man...you called it.  Well...I sold my shorts Friday so I would have missed today anyway.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:40 | 6462265 jvetter713
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Feels like the boys stepped in to support this.  Seeing what they do will determine my course of action.  Bitches...every one of them.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:40 | 6462268 saints51
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This is way better than tv from hollywood. You hear that you satanic ashkenazi pieces of dog shit. Film this MOTHER FUCKERS!!

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:41 | 6462270 sudzee
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Bounce coming as US deploys B-52's to S Korea. 

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:50 | 6462416 Monetas
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The Bears and the B-52´s .... good, reliable hardware !

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:41 | 6462274 Question Reality
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With new sources telling the clueless sheep to buy the dip - so they can unload their stocks and not quite cry so hard.

 

 

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:46 | 6462342 buzzsaw99
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it's not the sheep it's probably kuroda

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:41 | 6462277 Chuck Knoblauch
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I vote this headline best so far today.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:41 | 6462278 Bill of Rights
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THIS IS SO FUCKEN AWESOME!

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:41 | 6462279 I AM SULLY
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HOLY CRAP!

(shares of HOLY CRAP, LLC are dropping)

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:42 | 6462283 corporatewhore
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i'm still waiting for the real estate bubble to break --these prices are crazy

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:48 | 6462363 Hitlery_4_Dictator
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Hey, it's never been a better time to buy. If you are somewhere you don't want to be, too bad you are stuck thier for the duration now 

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:42 | 6462291 ptoemmes
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This is a Night for America!  Whoopsie Daisey

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVggUxEgv5k

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:43 | 6462303 Chuck Knoblauch
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Derivatives on risk the only winner today?

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:43 | 6462305 ebworthen
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Mark the day, August 24th, 2015 - one for the history books.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:44 | 6462307 PTR
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"...since Lehman."

 

Drink, while you can.

 

Because soon it will be "since 2015."

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:44 | 6462313 bullet
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I HAVE THE SOLUTION.... Suspend Mark to Market accounting on all 401k's... Worked for the banks...

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:45 | 6462332 Monetas
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Here´s lookin´at the blood in your stool, Kid !

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:46 | 6462355 I AM SULLY
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Poopinex will cure that bloody shit ... totally ... http://iamsully.com/?p=6993

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:57 | 6462525 Monetas
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How unromantic you are .... I was talkin´about menstrual marking !

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:45 | 6462336 Mike Honcho
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What's this Lehman thing?

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:45 | 6462338 Chuck Knoblauch
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Waiting for "since goldman".

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:45 | 6462339 10mm
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Good news is Gold is up 1.10/sarc

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:55 | 6462495 Billy Sol Estes
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Paper PM prices are getting Gorilla Groped (extreme version of monkey hammered). Except for gold....

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:46 | 6462346 r101958
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Dow down 1050, now down 550 in 10 mins. PPT anybody?

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:46 | 6462348 rootProbiscus
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Blood is red, it is not yet even a little pink

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:47 | 6462357 CHC
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Since Lehman.  There you have it folks!

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:47 | 6462359 I AM SULLY
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I'm gonna have a hard time working today.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:48 | 6462377 The Shape
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Whatever, they'll close it even.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:48 | 6462378 falak pema
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The ides of March in August?

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:49 | 6462393 Ms No
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Have any of those orange faced bastards on CNBC, or their hypist guests bust an artery yet?  Don't worry everything will be great, "pensions have to go somewhere". 

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:50 | 6462409 847328_3527
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Robust!

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:51 | 6462427 gatorengineer
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Appl moves 10 percent in 5 minutes on no volume.  Cool.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:51 | 6462429 r101958
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Anybody notice the SDY is down 34% but the S&P is only down 3.8%? Any opinions as to why this is?

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:53 | 6462453 Billy Sol Estes
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Slay em all

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:54 | 6462470 jvetter713
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Anyone noticing the pricing on options is completely fucked right now?  I had October 60 puts on JPM that I sold Friday.  The bid/ask right now is $1.82 and $6.00 respectively and it's not just this strike.  WTF.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 10:06 | 6462606 WezTheJuic
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Hmmm.

 

This was expected.  A hit back for some "Tit for Tat"?  Yet, how do you flare up the conflict between the people within the USA to a greater point?   (You have all of the people within Alphabet soup put their holdings into this unraveling fraud.)

 

Yupp.

 

Summer is over.

 

Pens,

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 10:06 | 6462609 WezTheJuic
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Hmmm.

 

This was expected.  A hit back for some "Tit for Tat"?  Yet, how do you flare up the conflict between the people within the USA to a greater point?   (You have all of the people within Alphabet soup put their holdings into this unraveling fraud.)

 

Yupp.

 

Summer is over.

 

Pens,

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 10:36 | 6462923 Big Cog
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I'm long on popcorn.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 11:41 | 6463448 I Eat Your Dingos
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This wasn't supposed to happen until Sept with the so called rate hike by the experts. I guess this is just the start. To QE4 or not to QE4 is the question!

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