Dow Up 1000 Points Off Opening Lows

Tyler Durden's picture

Well that un-escalated quickly...

 

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brucekeller's picture

China, you guys suck at PPT.  

Deez Nuts 

Tom Servo's picture

Kevin earned a case of Budweiser today!

 

MalteseFalcon's picture

Kevin is going to need to bring his check book tomorrow and every day.

ThaBigPerm's picture

Retail investors (however many are left) locked out of selling this morning by well-timed "glitches", and being direct to toll-free phone numbers to complete trades right about the time PPT members likely began selling the same lot of Apple stock back and forth, bidding it up as they pass it back and forth ... nah, #notriggedatall

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TongueStun (not verified) ThaBigPerm Aug 24, 2015 12:36 PM

I told you all this morning to buy the fucking dip

ThaBigPerm's picture

Hold onto that thought.  PPT must have taken a coffee break or broke out the "MISSION ACCOMPLISHED" banner and went home.  It's rolling over again! :D

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Santini Air (not verified) Headbanger Aug 24, 2015 12:51 PM

1000 pts?  "Just because"

SoilMyselfRotten's picture

It un-escalated quickly as un-markets do

ThaBigPerm's picture

It's un-un-escalating quickly too

Tall Tom's picture

The Plunge Protection Team ran out of Ammo...

 

Dammit Janet...Print moar ammo...fast. The hordes are crashing through the defenses.

trulz4lulz's picture

No more sell! Onlry buy!!!

froze25's picture

So biggest point swing, ever? at least in the top 5.  Something smells like Hillary Clinton's (insert expletive)

Disc Jockey's picture

Jesus man...I just threw up in my mouth...truth or not, stow that visual.

pods's picture

They used to use ammonia in those smelling salts but found the scent of "Hillary after a 5k" worked better.

In fact, they are going to start using that to revive dead people.

pods

Yohimbo's picture

it wont revive dead people it makes them rot faster

hongdo's picture

Geez. Don't do this to me.  Why did I ever come back to the US?  This video brings back expat memories.  For the younger guys: go to Asia.

svayambhu108's picture

That video is more like between bubbles pop. Tap and pop.

sleigher's picture

I will admit, this is fun to watch.  Even if I am watching the world I live in explode.

KnuckleDragger-X's picture

Nope, but they have to keep doing it while the rest of the world tanks, but I'm not worried, Cramer is confident, heavy on the con part....

Burnbright's picture

Just another weekend at Bernie's!

Viffer's picture

If there was was one video that perfectly captures what is coming it would be the end of "The Perfect Storm"

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9Tdw5nG4dQ

 

markmotive's picture

I've been using this avatar for years now...

falak pema's picture

just get married.

even same sex now OK.

You have a duty to your symbol.

Comrades and bed fellows.

Kozak's picture

LOL. Two Communards arguing over property rights....

Hitlery_4_Dictator's picture

LOL you know I'm mocking it, right?

IridiumRebel's picture

If there is someone who is reading ZH and NOT knowing you are mocking, they should turn their CPU off and immediately go run into traffic.

 

HonkyShogun's picture
HonkyShogun (not verified) markmotive Aug 24, 2015 12:22 PM

Commie Fight!

IridiumRebel's picture

What is that? Obama fighting Hitlery?

TeethVillage88s's picture

Latin American Bank stocks are on sale on the foyer.

Lugnut's picture

Dear Plebes,

 

BTFD has now been officially replaced in the lexicon by BTFC - Buy The Fookin Crash

 

Signed

The PPT

pac522's picture

They can suspend trading but how long can they suspend reality?

IridiumRebel's picture

Kevin Henry on Crack!!!!

Stackers's picture

Get your crazy pills here. Red hot crazy pills fresh out of the oven !

KnuckleDragger-X's picture

Gimme a dozen and I'll wash them down with unicorn pee.......

JustObserving's picture

God showering his blessings on the land of the free.  Or Old Yeller's put.

crackpuff's picture

You mean a golden shower for those buying the dip