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Futures Just Crashed To New Overnight Lows, S&P Down 3%

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It just went from bad to worse.

  • S&P FUTURES AT DAY’S LOW, FALLING 61PTS OR 3.1%
  • NEW LOWS FOR NASDAQ FUTURES, DOWN 195PTS OR 4.6%
  • NEW LOWS FOR DOW FUTURES DOWN 533PTS OR 3.2%
  • EUROPE’S STOXX 600 FALLS 5.3%, WORST ONE-DAY DROP SINCE 2011
  • TREASURIES EXTEND GAINS; 10Y YIELD FALLS TO 1.967%

Visually:

Someone wake up the Fed: "They have no idea how bad it is... They know nothing." Etc.

 

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Mon, 08/24/2015 - 07:50 | 6461352 Cognitive Dissonance
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Is it time to panic yet?

<Unfortunately the fat lady ain't even awake yet and not even close to singing.>

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 07:53 | 6461362 clooney_art
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Glad to see the stock market go the other way. Enjoying every bit of it.

Has the CNBC Buffoon started the "They know nothing" spaz attack yet ?

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 07:55 | 6461380 negative rates
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But but but, my 401K'S

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 07:57 | 6461392 clooney_art
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Next stop Dow 12K.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 07:52 | 6461364 SheepRevolution
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Still waiting for Kim Kardashian to take notice. At that point you go into full retard mode.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 07:59 | 6461409 ZippyBananaPants
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I am trying to figure out what to tell clients (the ones who have more money with the big bank brokers) after telling them for years what was going in the markets (you know? The truth) and what could and would happen?  I never tried to sell them anything, only educate them, seem like they liked being sold instead of educated.  Now most of them are going to feel trapped, like they can’t sell now.  I did not try to be right, just honest.

Any suggestions? 

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:08 | 6461443 Tinky
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Yes: remind them, in your best John Houseman voice, that when "ZippyBananaPants" talks, people listen.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 07:53 | 6461367 Callz d Ballz
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So long as ZH is up

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 07:56 | 6461372 Captain Debtcrash
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I made the call a couple months ago that the fed would allow or cause a crash to allow them the political cover to implement new policies. This is confirmed by the St Louis Fed indicating that QE was ineffective.  This indicates they want to try something new not to mention is the opposite of what they did last year when the market crashed, which was to hint at QE4. Here we go.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 07:57 | 6461396 negative rates
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What you didn't call were the mkts causing the crash, and that's where it's at.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:03 | 6461421 Captain Debtcrash
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I'd say the fed not backing off of a possible rate hike, calling QE a failure, and not swooping into the rescue having something to do with this crash.  But yes, without fed support these markets were inevitably going to crash. 

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 07:58 | 6461402 Sisyphus
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Cog Dis, welcome to the 6 year club. I hope you enjoyed the ride.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:01 | 6461416 Cognitive Dissonance
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Just bought more batteries for the solar cell battery bank and upgraded the inverter to a 48 volt system. Bring it on bitches.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:11 | 6461467 clade7
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I bought a Wrist Rocket and a metal detector...small game and small change...I should be good...

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 07:50 | 6461360 stant
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Burbon or scotch for breakfast

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 07:53 | 6461374 papaswamp
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Knob creek 120 proof

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:00 | 6461410 stant
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And I get to chase it with a shot of I told you so

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:05 | 6461881 Headbanger
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Old No. 7 still works great for me.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 07:57 | 6461395 Winston Churchill
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Coconut feni only for breakfast, got those nutrients .

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:04 | 6461425 SWRichmond
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One scotch, one bourbon, one beer.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:08 | 6461897 Headbanger
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That old tune should make a come back with so many out of work now

And the rest of em about to be let go soon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--AvCsh48bk

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:07 | 6461449 BandGap
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Both made from whole grains.

Bourbon is best for breakfast, scotch as a dessert nightcap.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 07:53 | 6461370 RazorForex
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There mght be a reversal here. The S&P might be a bit oversold at this point.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:16 | 6461504 balanced
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I think you forgot the /sarc tag

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 07:53 | 6461373 phoolish
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Think of the Banksters.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 07:55 | 6461381 Oldwood
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Is it time for me to finally get out my 'the end is near" sandwich boards and start walking the streets?

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 07:58 | 6461404 Bangin7GramRocks
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Wait til crazy Joe Kernan has messy hair. That's when you know they are off script and it may be real.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 07:56 | 6461385 QE crack addict
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I can't wait for the political class to chime in w/ their wisdom

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 07:56 | 6461386 papaswamp
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Dont think this is THE big correction. Some sort of intervention will occur one last time. H2 2016....

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:16 | 6461506 BringOnTheAsteroid
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I don't think you are considering the leverage now built into the system. There will be no such thing as a correction when every last participant has margined thermselves to the hilt, when every last company has borrowed billions to buy back stocks. When this goes down just 10% (give or take) nothing is going to stop this unwind.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 07:57 | 6461391 blown income
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I'm a optimist , it's crashing nicely !!

 

Big crowd at the doors and smoke is thick..

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 07:57 | 6461394 Sisyphus
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Booyaaa! Keep calm, the Yellank will ride to the rescue.

Man... so many of my colleagues and bosses will be puking blood today. They had all doubled down.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 07:57 | 6461397 Infinite QE
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Time for an event. Get your plans ready.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 07:58 | 6461401 Budnacho
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Wow....Kramer going full-Retard....*priceless*

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 07:59 | 6461406 fuu
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Wow that was just -100 more on the dow. Went from -490 to -594. S&P went down to -70.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:02 | 6461419 Professor Fate
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The Great Obama has done everything humanly possible to right our economic ship so brutilly torpedoed by Bush.  But he can only do so much.  This is clearly Bush's fault and everyone knows it.  Now to more important things.  Has "Cartman" Gartman opened any new positions this morning?

Fate the Magnificent
"Push the Button, Max" 

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:04 | 6461423 SSRI Junkie
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remain calm, all is well

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDAmPIq29ro

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:05 | 6461429 foodstampbarry
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Looks like the best old yeller could hope for today is a solar flare and for the power to go out across the whole country.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:06 | 6461442 cpnscarlet
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There is nothing to worry about. This is temporary and the central bankers know what they are doing. They are the smartest people in the room. All will be fine as long as you sell hard assets and buy more stocks after this mild correction.

I am COMEX silver.

(COMEX gold has left the room)

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:07 | 6461445 Seasmoke
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Someone dust off Chuckie Schumer. We need him to tell Mr. Yellen to get to work.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:11 | 6461463 NoWayJose
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All the sheep are pushing the 'sell' button this morning! Typically the wolves will push it further down to rape the sheep, then buy some magical products to bounce it back a bit and cover.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:11 | 6461466 RazorForex
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This is a real Bath of Blood.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:11 | 6461469 P Rankmug
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It's so simple even a Krugman could do it.  The solution to halt global economic collapse due to severely debt-laden governments, is to radically increase national governments debt.  There's another Nobel Prize waiting for someone. 

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:11 | 6461470 Slowdrip
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Dow -665, ya baby....

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:13 | 6461485 PirateOfBaltimore
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Burn baby burn!  Fiat inferno.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:18 | 6461522 ncdirtdigger
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Stay off the sidewalks near tall buildings

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:49 | 6461735 SameAsItEverWas
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how about an article on progress of 401k reallocation out of equities? 

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