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Joe "Ridin' With" Biden Gears Up For White House Run

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At a certain point, we suppose Joe Biden took a look at the state of the 2016 race for The White House and thought: "why not me?"

Reports now suggest that the Vice President may be considering a run for the Democratic nomination after a meeting in Washington with Elizabeth Warren seemed to indicate that Biden was seriously considering declaring his candidacy. Here’s WSJ with more

Vice President Joe Biden, who has long been considering a presidential bid, is increasingly leaning toward entering the race if it is still possible he can knit together a competitive campaign at this late date, people familiar with the matter said.

 

Mr. Biden still could opt to sit out the 2016 race, and he is weighing multiple political, financial and family considerations before making a final decision. But conversations about the possibility were a prominent feature of an August stay in South Carolina and his home in Delaware last week, these people said. A surprise weekend trip to Washington to meet with Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D., Mass.), a darling of the party’s liberal wing, represented a pivot from potential to likely candidate, one Biden supporter said.

And more from TheHill:

Vice President Joe Biden made a surprise visit to Washington, D.C.’s Naval Observatory on Saturday for a confidential talk with Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-Mass.), CNN reported.

 

Biden’s return to the District comes amid buzz he is seriously weighing a 2016 Oval Office bid.

 

CNN said that two sources confirmed the pair’s face-to-face, the biggest indicator yet that Biden is seriously tempted by an Oval Office bid next year.

 

“The vice president traveled last minute to Washington, D.C. for a private meeting and will be returning to Delaware,” an aide told CNN. Biden spokeswoman Kendra Barkoff declined further comment on the alleged rendezvous.

 

CNN initially reported Saturday that Biden arrived in Washington around 11 a.m. and had planned on returning home to Wilmington, Del., later in the weekend.

 

Warren, a beloved figure in progressive circles, has resisted calls to mount her own presidential candidacy. She reportedly told WBZ radio in Boston on Friday that she considers the 2016 Democratic primary up for grabs.

 

“I don’t think anyone has been anointed,” said Warren, who has not yet endorsed a candidate.

Indeed they have not, especially now that a Reuters investigation seems to indicate that in fact, many of the e-mails Hillary Clinton sent and received on her home server may have been "presumed classified".

As we never tire of reiterating, the endemic corruption, crony capitalism, rampant regulatory capture, and licentious logrolling that many voters have come to associate with the American political process has created a deep-seated desire for change and if there are two names which most certainly do not portend a break from business as usual inside the Beltway they are "Bush" and "Clinton." 

Of course electing the Vice President doesn’t exactly scream "change" either, and Biden would likely begin the race well behind Clinton in the polls.

Nevertheless, Clinton’s attempts to play down the increasingly serious e-mail investigation by employing a mix of dark humor and disdain for GOP lawmakers' supposed witch hunt hasn’t seemed to go over well with voters and indeed, Bernie Sanders now looks to be a serious contender. So in short, it’s not entirely clear why Biden wouldn’t at least give it a shot. Or at least that's the narrative. Here’s CNN:

Biden is increasingly weighing whether to challenge Hillary Clinton and other Democratic candidates for the party's presidential nomination. A small team of advisers has spent weeks quietly putting together a campaign strategy and fundraising plan in case Biden decides to run. He had at least one meeting with them this week in Wilmington, one person familiar with the session told CNN.

 

He has told his associates he intends to make his decision in the next month, an announcement that could upend the fight for the Democratic presidential nomination.

 

With the Iowa caucuses and New Hampshire primary six months away, Biden is the leading figure Democrats believe they could turn to if they needed to find an alternative to Clinton, whose favorability ratings have taken a deep hit as her email use while secretary of state is drawing deeper controversy.

 

Biden, 72, has a large and loyal collection of friends and advisers from more than four decades in Washington. Yet even inside his sprawling constellation, affectionately known as "Biden World."

We're sure they'll be much more on this to come in the weeks ahead, so for now we'll simply close by saying that it if you thought the first GOP primary debate was entertaining, just wait until the 2016 Presidential debate pits Donald Trump against Joe Biden. 

And if you, like us, think "why not?" isn't a satisfactory answer to the question "why Joe Biden?" here's a video from the "DraftBiden" movement that endeavors to provide a bit more in the way of a justification:

 

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Mon, 08/24/2015 - 14:13 | 6464415 FreeShitter
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Doesn't matter who "runs", the NWO has hedged the results and will win regardless.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 14:14 | 6464421 AlaricBalth
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Joe Biden - Council on Foreign Relations lackey.

Think I'm going to puke...

http://www.cfr.org/staff/b1451

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 14:18 | 6464446 LetThemEatRand
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He's also from Delaware, the most big business (oligarch) friendly state in the Union.  There's a reason so many mega corporations are incorporated in Delaware.   But he rides the train, so he must be down to earth and stuff.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 14:25 | 6464483 Hippocratic Oaf
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Say it ain't so, uncle joe

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 14:41 | 6464583 Bollixed
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Joe Biden: "I am a zionist."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uo-UXZ-1ups

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 14:44 | 6464605 Headbanger
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LMFAO picturing the debate between The Donald and Joe.

Please make it happen!

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 14:52 | 6464665 TruxtonSpangler
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What ever happened to the plagiarism?

 

https://earloftaint.files.wordpress.com/2015/08/mr-useful.jpg

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 14:55 | 6464683 Bay of Pigs
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Drunkan Uncle Joe Biden?

Just what the country needs....

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 15:13 | 6464693 Manthong
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Sage advice from another political rocket scientist.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0IVSGctQIg

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 15:41 | 6464975 Vampyroteuthis ...
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>>>>>Better than Hitlery

>>>>>Worst than the bitch

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 16:19 | 6465246 Theosebes Goodfellow
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So the dems have thrown the towel in on Hillary, have they? Monica Crowley thinks Obama is sinking her intentionally. I guess they just can't "hang" with Bernie or O'Malley. So they are contenplating bringing in Obama's porch negro and pairing him with Fauxohontas? Damn, and I was so sure Warren was going to run with Rachel Dolezal as her veep.

And now, today's full story on the opposition:

http://theconservativetreehouse.com/2015/08/20/how-all-the-candidates-fit-in-the-overall-gope-road-map-the-big-picture/

http://theconservativetreehouse.com/2015/08/22/tripwire-alert-evidence-now-exists-to-show-benefit-of-gope-road-mapped-splitter-strategy/

We be sooo fornicated.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 16:48 | 6465435 SumTing Wong
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Is riding with Biden like riding with Ted Kennedy?

Which one of you bastards said it? Who said Mary Jo Kopechne? Who said it? What do you mean "Chappaquiddick"?

Oh wait, Biden's wife's inability to drive also caused death...nevermind.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 14:58 | 6464696 TBT or not TBT
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President Camacho with plugs, and of pallor, 5 centuries early.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 15:14 | 6464789 El Oregonian
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Joe "Plugs" stood idly by and watched the Kenyan destroy this country, and they want to reward him for his treasonous acts? NO WAY!!!

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 14:28 | 6464498 SumTing Wong
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I'd love to draft Joe Biden to run for President. Every circus needs a clown...I couldn't say monkey or else it would make me a racist.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 14:59 | 6464703 NoDebt
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He's the Gerald Ford of our age.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 15:52 | 6465044 Buckaroo Banzai
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That was probably the worst insult Gerald Ford has ever received.

Ford was easy to make fun of, but he can't hold a candle to the incandescent arc light of clownness that is Joe Biden. I don't think Biden should be allowed to tie his own shoes, much less run for President.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 16:54 | 6465485 TBT or not TBT
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He's been a heartbeat away from wielding the nuclear football for over six years.   He's ready!   

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 23:28 | 6467132 mkhs
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Yeah, goofy Uncle Joe.  Hells yeah.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 14:45 | 6464608 11b40
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Yes, and he has been a Delaware Senator since he was 29 years old.  Never done anything but be a crony, and BFF to the Financial industry & mega corps.  I can see his campaign slogan now.  "MORE OF THE SAME!" VOTE BIDEN!

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 18:00 | 6465760 Jethro
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"The plebes say that your financial activities are verbotten?  Vote Biden!"

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 17:58 | 6465756 Jethro
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That ain't the kind of train they were talkin' about.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 14:20 | 6464455 Edward Morbius
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The REAL Joe Biden.

 

"

Thursday, August 28, 2008
Biden Lied About Wife's Car Accident In an act of reprehensible cruelty, then-presidential candidate Sen. Joe Biden while campaigning in Iowa last year blamed the car accident in which his wife and daughter were killed on a drunk driver. The claim was completely false. The car accident was in fact his own wife's fault. Apparently distracted by one of the three children in the car with her, she accelerated into the path of an oncoming truck which could not stop to avoid her car. Celia Cohen explains at the Delaware Grapevine in a story entitled, "It Ain't So, Joe":

If ever there was a crash that tugged at the heart of the entire state, it was the one that took the lives of Joe Biden’s wife and baby daughter and hospitalized his two toddler sons 35 years ago, just weeks after his precocious election to the U.S. Senate.

It was an unbearable turn of events, from one of the most daring political breakthroughs in Delaware political history to unspeakable grief, and there is no reason to make the accident appear worse than it was.

While campaigning in Iowa for the Democratic presidential nomination, however, Biden did.

“Let me tell you a little story,” he was quoted as saying last Friday in the New York Times.

“I got elected when I was 29, and I got elected November the 7th. And on December 18 of that year, my wife and three kids were Christmas shopping for a Christmas tree. A tractor-trailer, a guy who allegedly – and I never pursued it – drank his lunch instead of eating his lunch, broadsided my family and killed my wife instantly, and killed my daughter instantly, and hospitalized my two sons, with what were thought to be at the time permanent, fundamental injuries.”

Except there was no drinking. There was not even speeding. The truck’s brakes checked out, as well. It was not the driver’s fault.

Biden quickly abandoned the drunk driving claim when he was called out on it. “All I said was what I heard at the time. What I heard from folks at the time is he’d been drinking,” Biden said, sounding agitated. “I don’t want to talk about it. . . . She must have pulled out. . . . It’s still painful to talk about 35 years later.” Imagine the pain of the innocent truck driver's family that he was being falsely accused by a U.S. senator and presidential candidate of getting drunk and slamming into Biden's wife car, killing her and his daughter? Cohen explains that embellishment and plagiarism are not unfamiliar territory to Biden:

The embellishment is reminiscent of one of the problems that undid Biden the last time he ran for president 20 years ago. He was swallowed up mostly by plagiarism charges, but there was also an incident, taped by C-SPAN, in which Biden became irritated with a New Hampshire voter and belittled him by inflating his own uneven academic credentials.

Among Biden’s claims, he said he was named the outstanding student in political science at the University of Delaware and was in the top half of his law school class at Syracuse University, both untrue, and won an international moot court competition, which was true. He also gibed, “I’d be delighted to sit down and compare my IQ to yours.”

As I said when Obama picked Biden, the two are meant for each other. They are the most pathological, self-absorbed people you will encounter in American politics today. Now the mainstream media will not share stories like this which reflect on the true character of Biden or Obama. So pass this story along to your friends. It says a lot about Joe Biden and the person who admired him so much that he put him on his presidential ticket with him. "

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 14:34 | 6464527 neuronius
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plus he's kind of creepy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xy07yHAgM4E

 

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 15:59 | 6465077 Buckaroo Banzai
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There's no hidin' from Joe Biden!

http://i.imgur.com/ZELixcb.png

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 18:03 | 6465773 thebigunit
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Yup. Creepy.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 14:39 | 6464570 thamnosma
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Maybe it was the brain aneurism.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 23:32 | 6467144 mkhs
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Hells yeah, goofy Uncle Joe.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 14:45 | 6464611 daveO
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So are the Clintons. This means Sanders is doing too well!

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 14:13 | 6464417 Santini Air
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Teh cheeseball antics sold to teh American voters... and if you support Trump you are guilty too!

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 14:20 | 6464452 KnuckleDragger-X
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Vote Bernie, the honest Marxist.......

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 14:21 | 6464462 Santini Air
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Don't vote.  Don't show up to protest or spoil your ballot.  Withdraw your consent for teh system!

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 14:35 | 6464536 Victor E. Overbanks
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This is the message I have been trying to spread also. Keep it up!

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 15:02 | 6464717 Victor von Doom
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They'll just say you did and push even moar tyranny!

It's what I'd do.

- Victor von Doom

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 14:37 | 6464552 froze25
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If Rand doesn't make it through the Primaries, Deez Nutz will be getting written in.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 14:52 | 6464660 Hans-Zandvliet
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Exactly! No chance to repair the corrupt system from within. It has to be brought down and a new democratic system has to be built from scratch on the ashes of the old broken system. Best way to do that is to boycott the old system by not participating in the elections.

In any case, given such a corrupt system, it doesn't make a yota of difference who will head this Washington muppet show at all. It's the guys on Wall Street and the Pentagon who are pulling the strings of their Washington muppets. Obama wasted the last chance of this corrupt system to make a change: he failed miserably.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 15:09 | 6464752 Victor von Doom
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Read your Plato - Democracy is not the final form of government. It's culture that decides what form the government will take, and democracy has had its day.

The next US model will be Tyranny, similar the Romans, and for the same reasons.

Dictators gotta dictate.

- Victor von Doom

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 16:03 | 6465096 ZD1
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"The next US model will be Tyranny, similar the Romans, and for the same reasons."

The US already has the tyranny model with the Marxist Muslim dictator in the WH who dictates with a pen and a phone.

 

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 18:01 | 6465762 thebigunit
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And then what?

Don't vote.  Don't show up to protest or spoil your ballot.  Withdraw your consent for teh system!

Your plan seems to be missing some parts.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 14:30 | 6464508 Victor E. Overbanks
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The last time we elected someone who got a lot of people all excited to be an 'American' with promises of 'Hope' and 'Change' it worked out well right?

With Trump though, its different this time. Right?

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 14:48 | 6464626 daveO
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He's the only, in my life, who has talked about closing the border. That's new. 

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 14:51 | 6464655 Bunghole
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and the current cocksucker promised you could keep your doctor and plan.

How did that work out for you, Copernicus?

Sheeple hear the bleating they want to hear.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 14:13 | 6464418 FreeShitter
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Doesn't matter who "runs", the NWO has hedged the results and will win regardless.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 14:14 | 6464420 Teh Finn
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Biden/Warren.

Hillary will quietly fade away.  The backroom deal is done.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 14:37 | 6464551 thamnosma
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Health issues or "I don't want to be a distraction while the country is at risk of a right wing conspiracy"

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 15:07 | 6464741 11b40
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Don't hold yer breath.  How many times have the Clinton's obituaries been rolled out prematurely?

She is playing coy with the media right now, and my bet is that it is the right thing to do.  She will be testifying before Congress in October.  The results of that testimony will likely set the course for the primaries - for both Dems and GOP.  Anyone who thinks that Trey Gowdy has a sure thing going for himself may be badly mistaken. 

Biden & Warren?  Wall Streets biggest crony & biggest enemy together?  That would be quite the tell, wouldn't it?  Should wipe out Warren's appeal to the anti-banker crowds, proving any of these slimy politicos can be bought off.

Biden might beat Bush, though, just because it would be another Bush, but Trump would kick his ass sideways from Sunday.  He would be a 3 time loser in the Presidential race.

Speaking of 3-time loser, I am reminded of an old joke popular when Nixon lost to Kennedy in 1960.  "What's the definition of a 3-time loser?" --- A pregnant prostitute, driving an Edsel, with a Nixon for President bumper sticker.

Turns out the joke was on us when he finally won in 1968.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 14:14 | 6464422 Big Corked Boots
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Why not indeed. We already had the villiage idiot and the foreign invader - and the people who want the job are a rogue's gallery of thugs, incompetents, and thieves.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 14:16 | 6464430 detached.amusement
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I would love to see someone punch his dentures out

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 14:16 | 6464431 Mini-Me
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Get ready for comedy gold.  This is especially true when Joltin' Joe goes off script and attempts to have an original thought.  He may not be as dumb as Pelosi, but he's close.  

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 14:19 | 6464450 Jethro
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To be as dumb as Pelosi requires a vacuum.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 14:31 | 6464514 Hippocratic Oaf
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That's the issue here. When uncle joe goes rogue, no telling what kind of damage he can do.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 14:36 | 6464539 El Vaquero
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Or what comedy he can unleash. 

Tue, 08/25/2015 - 10:28 | 6468361 monad
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Apparently what she has is contagious.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 14:34 | 6464526 booboo
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Yea, can't wait for when he ask Wolfgang Schäuble to stand up and take a bow.  DOH!!

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 17:53 | 6465727 Blankenstein
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Featuring Joe "the Nation of Africa" Biden

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tm-mp9kmDY0

Also, Joe "he gonna put y'all back in chains" Biden

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xxUxO820PE

And Joe " Stand up Chuck (out of that wheelchair) Biden"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2mzbuRgnI4

And there's more.....

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 14:17 | 6464434 Osmium
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At a certain point, we suppose Joe Biden took a look at the state of the 2016 race for The White House and thought: "I'm just as big of a douche bag as everyone else who is running"

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 15:03 | 6464721 NoDebt
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I think you're inside his head, Os.  That's probably EXACTLY how he formed the thought in his brain.  Exactly like that.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 14:18 | 6464435 Osmium
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Page went nuts

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 14:18 | 6464436 Osmium
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Posted six times

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 14:19 | 6464437 Osmium
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Must have been Deez Nuts

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 14:35 | 6464530 spekulatn
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After watching that gut-wrenching video, Deez Nuts decided to throw in the towel and go ridin with biden.

 

Holy crap we the people are so foooked.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 14:17 | 6464438 Osmium
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At a certain point, we suppose Joe Biden took a look at the state of the 2016 race for The White House and thought: "I'm just as big of a douche bag as everyone else who is running"

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 15:43 | 6464993 NuckingFuts
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You can say that again!

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 14:17 | 6464439 Osmium
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At a certain point, we suppose Joe Biden took a look at the state of the 2016 race for The White House and thought: "I'm just as big of a douche bag as everyone else who is running"

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 14:17 | 6464440 Osmium
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At a certain point, we suppose Joe Biden took a look at the state of the 2016 race for The White House and thought: "I'm just as big of a douche bag as everyone else who is running"

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 14:17 | 6464441 Osmium
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At a certain point, we suppose Joe Biden took a look at the state of the 2016 race for The White House and thought: "I'm just as big of a douche bag as everyone else who is running"

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 14:36 | 6464537 thamnosma
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could you post that again, I didn't get it

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 15:19 | 6464822 detached.amusement
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that's what happens when you're not used to coming up with funny things.  just HAVE to make sure people see it!  click save again!  I dare ya!

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 14:17 | 6464443 Jethro
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Joe "ride wif my niggaz, die wif my niggaz" Biden?

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 14:22 | 6464456 Son of Loki
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Yo, dude, he be part of one of da most suck-ces-pool 'menstruations dis country has seen.

 

Sorry, bro, but Deez Nutts gots my vote.

 

 

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 14:23 | 6464465 Dr. Engali
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You know shit's bad when we are presented with this many clowns to choose from for the presidential distraction....er, I meant.....selection..... election, yeah that's it "election". That's the ticket.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 14:22 | 6464470 Fukushima Fricassee
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Biden  is a dirt stupid son of a bitch and a step up from Obama.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 14:27 | 6464494 Joebloinvestor
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A lot of presumption!

Why not Warren/Biden?

 

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 14:34 | 6464518 Dr. Engali
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The current administration is putting their weight behind Joe for a single term which is really a third term for Obama. They are offering Warren as a peace token to the feminists in exchange for forgiveness as they bring down Shrillary.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 14:35 | 6464533 thamnosma
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Just what we need, our first faux Amerindian VP

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 14:41 | 6464584 TeamDepends
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Why not Joey the silverback gorilla from the Philly zoo? He can distinguish red from blue.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 14:53 | 6464659 daveO
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If he were to win, TPTB will remove him one way or another, handing it over to Fauxahontas.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 14:27 | 6464496 madcows
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So, we can now choose to vote for Ronald McDonald or Bozo?  TWO CLOWNS?  So many choices.

I have no doubt that both Biden and Trump (and their sycophants) view themselves favorably.

However, I'm guessing 75% of america views them as a circus sideshow.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 14:37 | 6464549 NotApplicable
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FYI, those people are known as "educated voters."

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 14:42 | 6464587 d4pwnage
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It's always a choice between a giant douche and a turd sandwich.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 14:44 | 6464604 Bay Area Guy
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I would love to see a Biden/Trump debate.  It would be better than any sitcom ever.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 14:30 | 6464510 wizteknet
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Muhhhahahaha... sorry no comment

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 14:34 | 6464525 thamnosma
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Joe will add some real comedy to the race.  Jump on in, Uncle Joe.   Wiating for Al Gore to test the waters.  We need the inventor of the internet back in the fray.   I wonder if the senile commie windbag is getting at all pissed off watching Hitlery implode only to have Biden leapfrog over him.   I wonder if Black Lives Don't Matter will try to shut down a Biden event.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 14:36 | 6464540 NotApplicable
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How do you take a "surprise weekend trip" to your own house? Or is Joe not allowed to stay in DC?

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 14:43 | 6464594 Never One Roach
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If he chooses Ronald McDonald as his running mate he's a shoe-in.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 14:37 | 6464546 AlfredNeumann
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Biden says he is a proud Zionist.

Reason enough to dump him ASAP

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 15:20 | 6464833 detached.amusement
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reason enough to get the rope asap

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 14:37 | 6464548 SSRI Junkie
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sorry joe, obola ain't leaving

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 14:38 | 6464553 youngman
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Why not me......I think he thinks that every day..hes loves himself...as much as Obama...maybe even more...

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 14:39 | 6464561 AlfredNeumann
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Look for Joe to take trip to Israel and guzzle some Kyke CUM soon.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 14:39 | 6464562 AlfredNeumann
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Look for Joe to take trip to Israel and guzzle some Kyke CUM soon.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 14:58 | 6464685 Bunghole
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Hey look,

It's the sockpuppet DutchBoy2015 / Heywood Jablowme with a new name.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 15:02 | 6464702 AlfredNeumann
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What?  me worry?   LOL

Go iron your brownshirt and polish your jackboots and practice your ''Heil Bibi''.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 15:08 | 6464753 Bunghole
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I agree with you on Israel.  It's a apartheid shitshow.

I just dont feel the need to hide behind multiple aliases to make my points and vote up my posts.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 15:11 | 6464769 AlfredNeumann
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Who is hiding?  Different strokes for different folks.  I don't give a fucking rats ass what YOU THINK!!

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 15:05 | 6464736 optimator
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For decades every would be candidate, with the exception of Dr. Ron Paul, made at least one trip to the Wailing Wall before announcing so if Biden makes the trip.........

Tue, 08/25/2015 - 01:10 | 6467336 monad
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That would be "Ridin' Yo' Biden"

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 14:39 | 6464565 ramacers
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isn't this the creep who likes to skinny dip in front of his female secret service agents?

Tue, 08/25/2015 - 01:11 | 6467337 monad
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"Ridin' Joe Biden"

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 14:40 | 6464576 d4pwnage
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In related news, I've started drinking even earlier in the morning.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 14:52 | 6464658 SSRI Junkie
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since i gave up on working, any hour is happy hour

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 14:42 | 6464586 divingengineer
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At least Joe Biden's not an anti- American.

If my only choice was between him and Shrillery, I'd

vote for him any day.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 15:07 | 6464744 Bollixed
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Well, you'd be better off putting your nut sack in a vise then voting in that case...

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 14:43 | 6464590 gmak
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No contest. If you're any of the other contenders (Dem or Pub) you just have to put that GIF of his smarmy smile and finger point during one of Obummer's State of the Union speeches, and even the trailer park demographic wouldn't tick his name.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 14:45 | 6464599 ConfederateH
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Joe loves Amtrak, the poster should show a random cavity search of his bum by DHS for the war on drugs on one of beloved trains.  And what ride is he in, a Corvette?  Typical liberal, spewing CO2 is okay if its from a car made by Government Motors.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 14:45 | 6464616 dsty
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O and Hill are Frenamies

O sabotaged Hill's last campaign

looks like he will do it again

Biden will do O's bidden

that way O stays in

just sayn

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 18:04 | 6465781 Bazza McKenzie
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Obama learned something from Putin when Putin put Medvedev in as a one term sock puppet president to hold the place for Putin while they also changed the constitution to eliminate the term limits on president.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 14:46 | 6464619 kchrisc
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The Sheeple Census of 2016 is getting like shopping for a back of chips at the grocery store--so many choices, same bad for you shit.

However, in this case the selected bag is already in your cart and paid for.

Zion is a scheme, not an ethnicity.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 14:46 | 6464621 Teh Finn
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“When the stock market crashed, Franklin Roosevelt got on the television and didn’t just talk about the princes of greed,” Biden told Couric. “He said, ‘Look, here’s what happened.'”

How ignorant is this statement? Let me count the ways:

  1. Franklin Roosevelt didn’t become president in 1929 during the crash.  He won the 1932 election and took office in 1933, largely because of the 1929 crash and the incompetent protectionist policies that transformed it into a Great Depression.
  2. If FDR and President Herbert Hoover didn’t talk about the “princes of greed” in 1929, by the time FDR took over, that kind of populist rhetoric had certainly taken root.  FDR greatly escalated the scope of federal government to institute the kind of redistributionism that Obama and Biden now champion.
  3. If Hoover or FDR appeared on television in 1929 or even 1933, only a few hundred people would have seen it.  Television was still an experimental medium and wouldn’t be introduced to the public for at least another decade.
Mon, 08/24/2015 - 14:50 | 6464646 rwe2late
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the more the merrier,

Joe "I am a Zionist" Biden

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAZmO80dLfE

 

and he knows how to make deals for himself and others,

http://time.com/2964493/ukraine-joe-biden-son-hunter-burisma/

 

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 14:52 | 6464656 AlfredNeumann
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Anyone who says they are a Proud Zionist is anti American.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 17:51 | 6465720 dsty
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well, you know

there are a lot of anti american's here

teehee

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 14:51 | 6464649 Pancho de Villa
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And here's Hot-Rod Joe pulling up to the starting line, but can he "Go the Distance"?

 

/www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzeksmL4KBY

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 14:51 | 6464650 PoasterToaster
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Biden would be better than Jeb.  Just because it would make the Neo Cons go through more contortions to foist their warmongering on the world.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 18:19 | 6465855 Blankenstein
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Better because Biden would call his good friend John Corzine for advice?

 

"We weren't blamin' John Corzine, we were on the phone callin' John Corzine ... and asked him what do you think we should do"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xm3VMrKqJSA

 

 

 

 

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 14:54 | 6464670 Wahooo
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Plugs v. Trump.  Er, wait a minute.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 14:54 | 6464673 corporatewhore
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Per Charo on the Merv Griffin show: "you know, Merv, he's catlic".

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 14:55 | 6464676 corporatewhore
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coochee, coochee

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 14:55 | 6464680 CHC
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I'm from Delaware.  The USA does NOT need/want Biden.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 15:00 | 6464706 dobermangang
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Biden knows his common core economics though:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHFEcyUNBjg

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 15:01 | 6464714 Mike Honcho
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He hasn't worked in 7 years, why start now?

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 15:02 | 6464719 optimator
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Great Idea, draft Biden.  He needs no training for the job, just help him on............with his uniform and parachute and M-16 and drop him near his son's office in the Ukraine.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 15:09 | 6464759 AlfredNeumann
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And he can take that ignorant son of a bitch ''NewsOutlet'' here with him.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 15:05 | 6464729 KashNCarry
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"Remember when I told you I wouldn't enter the race?"  https://twitter.com/NoahWehrman/status/635888387791065088

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 15:05 | 6464731 Dr. Engali
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For those of you who don't think Obama is pushing Biden while at the same time destroying Hillary watch this:

http://m.weeklystandard.com/blogs/wh-obamas-best-decision-was-picking-bi...

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 15:07 | 6464746 optimator
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Joe Biden is not as stupid as he looks.

 

No one is that stupid.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 15:17 | 6464807 AlfredNeumann
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The aggregate IQ of Bush Jr. Obomber, and Biden =2.5

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 15:13 | 6464787 the grateful un...
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his hair looks sorta like Trumps

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 15:24 | 6464845 Chuck Knoblauch
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insightful

i said biden would run a few weeks ago to make it look kosher.

another seat warmer for hilda.

 

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 15:27 | 6464870 Racer
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Oh the guy that says the US has to spend money to save from going bankrupt, yeah sure, he will do nicely for Presidummy

Tue, 08/25/2015 - 01:50 | 6467395 pparalegal
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Don't forget all his personal Somali taxi driving close friends he has in Dover.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 15:27 | 6464871 _SILENCER
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Well, all this drip could ever hope to win is a rigged election, and we know which way that wind is blowing.

2016 is all about Hillary.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 15:30 | 6464899 Clowns to the l...
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This election cycle is shaping up to be a real clown show. Hilliary, Dumb Uncle Joe, Fauxcahontas, Bernie "I'm a socialist unless I'm funneling campaign funds to my family" Sanders and a grab bag of neocons/RINOs led by a reality TV star whose claim to fame is being rich despite multiple businesses filing bankruptcy.

It's going to be mind numbingly awful or good for a laugh as they stumble along trying to sound competent and capable of "fixing" things. What a bunch of fvcking morons.

This country is already fvcked and if this is what we have to choose from as "leaders", it is completely fvcked. If I decide to vote next year, I'll probably write in Howdy Doody. I mean, if you're going to vote for a brainless puppet, you might as well do it right.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 15:33 | 6464909 AlfredNeumann
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Concur on all your points.  What a total farce the USA has become.  Problem is , its a DANGEROUS farce with nuts like General Allen in the Pentagon and that lunatic Ashton Carter.

The American public is being fed LIES 24/7 ABOUT Ukraine and Syria.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 23:06 | 6467072 thebigunit
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Dear Alf:

Have you found another planet to live on?  I don't think you ever going to be happy here.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 16:09 | 6465133 large_wooden_badger
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"So Who Wants to be President of the United States?"

What a lame ass reality shit show. Hillary has run out of lifelines, Biden phones a friend, and the Republicans are all trying to get on Family Feud.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 16:44 | 6465413 NoWayJose
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At this rate I can't wait until I am 107 so I can run for President too!

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 16:47 | 6465433 NoWayJose
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Is the Democrat side so barren that all they have on the sidelines are geriatrics?

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 17:11 | 6465545 spanish inquisition
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Wasn't' more than a year ago that Biden was considered the Dems most likely to say stupid shit every time when he opened his mouth. Now he is concidered presidential.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 17:49 | 6465710 thebigunit
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"Ridin' with Biden".

Uh huh.

But, why not "Ridin' with Michelle Obama"?

Or, "Ridin' with Barney Frank"?

Or, "Ridin' with Larry, Moe, and Curly"?

Dunno.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 17:51 | 6465718 SmittyinLA
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Joe "don't ask me about my not dead son or his Ukraine windfall" Biden?

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 17:52 | 6465725 thebigunit
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<-- Ridin' with Biden

<-- Ridin' with Ted Kennedy

With acknowledgement to SumTingWong.

Tue, 08/25/2015 - 13:34 | 6469035 large_wooden_badger
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If you believe "Ridin' with Biden" is going to get you anywhere, I've got a bridge in Chapaquiddick that I can selll to you real cheap.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 18:18 | 6465853 22winmag
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Senator Shotgun Joe did a great job cleaning up cocaine-crazed Miami back in the 80s.

 

I'm sure he is the man to clean up the nation today.

 

/s

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 18:41 | 6465939 Sturm und Drang
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President Mater.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 20:00 | 6466329 ReligiousAtheist1
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"Deez Nuts" is looking like a better candidate with each passing moment

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 20:03 | 6466342 mendolover
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This plagerizing fuck is a jerk.  But he's a dangerous jerk - 

http://www.inspiretochangeworld.com/2015/06/joe-biden-calls-for-a-new-wo...

Tue, 08/25/2015 - 01:09 | 6467330 monad
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Elizabeth Warren's 11 Progressive Commandments, Rebutted

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Q_IW2SD9Js

Tue, 08/25/2015 - 01:14 | 6467340 monad
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Career Criminal Bankster Bitch, part deux

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