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In Less Than 10 Years, The Federal Reserve Has Driven Millions Of American Women Into Prostitution

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Hookernomices: In less than 10 years, the Federal Reserve Has Driven Millions of American Women into Prostitution

Mainstreaming Prostitution: Beginning last year, the Bank of England included prostitution in GDP measurements.  According to the Office of National Statistics, prostitution generated $9B a year, adding 0.7% to the UK GDP.  They aren't alone: Sweden, Norway and a few other European countries already include it.  And if you can measure it, you can tax it.  And legalization is necessary for measurement.

Prostitution is legal in most of the developed world.  In fact, of the G20 countries, prostitution is illegal in just 5: China, South Korea, Saudi Arabia, South Africa, and, of course, the United States.

Mainstreaming Prostitution US-Style: Seeking Arrangement

Leave it to the 1% to find a way around the law.

SeekingArrangement.com (SA) is a website catering to men and women who exchange sex for compensation, like an allowance or paying bills like student loans and rent.  It has 4.5M registered users

  • 3.3M Sugar Babies
  • 1.2M Sponsors (aka Sugar Daddies & Mommies)
  • Average age of Sugar Baby: 21
  • Average age of Sugar Daddy/Mommy: 45
  • Average Income of Sugar Daddy/Mommy: $500K
  • Average compensation: $5K per month

The Economic Relevance of SA - It's where the 1% converges with the 99%.

Earning $500K or more and spending $60K per year on a mistress: this is the 1%.  Needing help with college loans and rent: this is the other 99%.

It's not an online dating website.  If someone wants a relationship or a liaison, there are plenty of other sites like Craigslist and Ashley Madison.

Is it a prostitution website?  According to SA they are not, repeat not, engaged in prostitution.  Their disclaimer: "An arrangement is not an escort service.  SeekingArrangement in no way, shape or form supports escorts or prostitutes using our website for personal gain." 

Seeking Arrangement: A Form of Prostitution, for the 1%.  As a prostitution website, it may not be as explicit as WhatsYourPrice or Backpage, but SA has at its core a business transaction: companionship with extras in return for cash and/or the equivalent.  Or, as they call it themselves, a dating site with "mutually beneficial relationships."  And the Sugar Babies aren't paid, they are given an allowance.  A financial arrangement for sex is prostitution, and when it involves millions of participants, it's worth measuring.

Why Can't Millions of Young Women Afford Rent

SeekingArrangement: A Sign of Today's Financial Stress 

Millions of college students and recent grads are struggling to make ends meet.  Talk about excess supply: there is a 3:1 ratio of Babies to Daddies/Mommies.  Sugar Babies need help with their basics: college loans, rent, & car payments.  (Which works well for Daddies/Mommies because these can be hidden as business expenses, which is helpful when dealing with the IRS and/or the spouse.)

The Unbearable Weight of Rent  Rent is now 40% of income in most major metro cities.  It's 50% in New York. 

Following the recent Recession, home ownership began to plunge while rental vacancies dropped.  Clearly people were being squeezed out of home ownership and forced into renting.  Home ownership has collapsed to 40 year lows, rental vacancies has dropped to 30 year lows.  The connection is simple: housing is unaffordable and more people have to rent.

But how can this be?  The National Realtor Association's Housing Affordability Index assures us that housing affordability has never been better.  Young people should be snatching up homes and leaving apartments.

The Reality: Housing is Incredibly Unaffordable

The difference between buying a house today and buying a house in the last cycle is that yesterday's buyers didn't need a down payment.  Today they need 20%.

San Francisco's median home price just hit $1M.  What recent college graduate has $200K cash for the down payment?  It's like saying Disneyland rides are free, why aren't more families going - and conveniently forgetting about the $100 per person entry fee, super high airfares, and hotel costs

For young people, renting is the only option.  And that presents another problem.

Out of Control Rent

From 2000-2014, incomes have grown 25% while rents have grown 53%. 
Housing used to require 25% of incomes.  Today it is bumping 40% in all major metro areas.  50% in New York.

The result: today's young people can't buy homes.  And neither can they afford rents. 
That's why millions have turned to the newly legalized form of prostitution: Seeking Arrangement.

How The Fed Created the Jump in Prostitution 

Real estate inflation is outpacing incomes by such a wide margin thanks to loose monetary policy under Greenspan and then Bernanke.  It has led to real estate being bid up, making both homes and rental properties more expensive.  Landlords in turn pass along the higher prices.

It's a case of economic policy run amuck.  Real estate development can boost the economy, under the right conditions: lots of jobs and economic activity get generated when homes are built or refurbished.  And there is the wealth effect when home prices rise.  But when taken to extremes - as it is today and was in the previous economic cycle consumer spending gets squeezed out in order to pay mortgages and rent.  It becomes an incredibly unproductive use of capital.

(Almost as unfortunate, having created the problem of runaway housing inflation, the government has decided that the best solution is to address it via wage inflation by dictating higher minimum wages.)  

Simply put, we have a surge in college-age prostitution and it's the Fed's fault. It gives new meaning to the term "perverse monetary policies"

 

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Mon, 08/24/2015 - 19:12 | 6466095 CaptainAmerika
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Yellen looks like a typical madam to me http://www.philiacband.com/propaganda.html

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 19:13 | 6466115 Nikki Alexis
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Finally a reason to not end the Fed

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 19:17 | 6466133 NoDebt
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This is nothing compared to the prostitution that the Fed's policies have created on Wall St. and in the Feral Government.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 19:22 | 6466151 El Oregonian
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This really can't end well.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 19:32 | 6466199 Dexter Morgan
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No happy endings?

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 19:43 | 6466243 TruxtonSpangler
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A true hallmark of depression: Prostitutes get cheaper, better looking and more plentiful. Whats not to like?

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 19:47 | 6466264 El Oregonian
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Rampant deceases comes to mind.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 19:49 | 6466274 THE 4th Quadrant
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I *wonder* how many sugar daddy's are joo?

Yea rhetorical. I guess I already know. 90%

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 19:57 | 6466310 johngaltfla
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Where's the BOGO?

Tue, 08/25/2015 - 00:28 | 6467265 eatthebanksters
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Wow, $5k/mo for a hot babe to fulfill your carnal desires?  That's way cheaper than a wife...more sex and less back talk as well...

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 19:57 | 6466314 Divine Wind
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I wonder when THIS site gets hacked?

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 21:00 | 6466572 SixIsNinE
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i doubt that the surveillance state would be unable to copy the internet data traffic to zh as a basic matter of "national security"... vpn would probably be smart... but otherwise, we should be honored to being given the platform to honestly reach out target audience, the intel/big brother crowd who has imprisoned themselves in a self-imposed "guard" position, ergo, chaining themselves to the "guard" position, and all the low-level consciousness state those actions necessarily implicate into existence ... thus, giving our Big Bro the REd Pill, we offer the opportunity to regain Consciousness of the Human Deity and acknowledge the superiority of the Love based Consciousness

 

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 20:12 | 6466383 MalteseFalcon
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Maybe I'm suffering from compassion fatigue. What would these women be doing otherwise?

Finding a cure for cancer?

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 20:21 | 6466413 awakeRewe
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Fuckin funny!

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 20:42 | 6466484 Geruda
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Fixing your supper,  making  your bed, putting up with obnoxious mother-in-law meddling by your mother...

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 20:49 | 6466518 Jumbotron
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.....jeebus.....

< chuckle >  damn 'homes, that was cold.  Funny as shit though !

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 22:32 | 6466976 Socratic Dog
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Funny you should say that.  Because that's my wife in that picture.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 23:34 | 6467152 astitchintime
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Yep, and getting up at the crack of dawn to fix your breakfast, doing the laundry to include ironing your damn button-down shirts (I despise them shirts the most ... especially when the changeover to long sleeves comes) putting up with your endless farting (note to self:  you need to AGAIN redo the weekly menu plan), being constantly chased around the bedroom .... ARRGGHH!  men!

Still, I wouldn't trade mine in for another .... The break-in on a newer model at this point is more than I care to deal with :))

#amiright ladies?

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 23:47 | 6467165 MsCreant
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You got all of that right. Not to mention adjusting his diet if his cholesterol readings or blood pressure is up, making him go to the doc when he thinks he is fine yet he is clearly suffering from something. 

And actually, YES, SHE COULD BE CURING CANCER. 

Or most other damn thing you guys do. I do. 

First female soldiers graduate from Ranger school.

http://www.cbsnews.com/videos/first-female-soldiers-graduate-from-ranger...

I don't want special concessions, but if I can do the job like you can, get the fuck out of my way.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 23:53 | 6467198 astitchintime
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Indeed, MsCreant!

I gave up a long time ago on getting mine to go to the doc.  So, I just assumed since my cholesterol is up his must be too.  And since I prepare the meals, he's eating healthier too even if he doesn't like it!  Although I will say he's been very complimentary of the newer things on the menu.

Like I said, He's a keeper :)

And a great big ^5 on your last sentence!

Tue, 08/25/2015 - 01:38 | 6467376 OldPhart
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Grew up surrounded by strong women, physically, morally, or intellectually (a few combined all those virtues)...there's nothing sexier.  Mine's a keeper even if she is a pain in the ass most days.

Tue, 08/25/2015 - 02:21 | 6467424 MsCreant
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I am lucky like you. My husband is not an attention seeker at all. Yet if he is around long enough everyone turns to him for advice. He never offers it, they ask. I love how strong he is on all the dimensions you deifne. He makes me want to be my best, just to deserve him. Stong seeks strong, because they can.

Some women, like some men, are lost. I feel bad for folks who are so hurt they over generalize. You sound like you have been able to sort some of it out. I had to.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 20:49 | 6466509 daveO
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Gettin' married, the old fashioned form of hookin'. The internet has freed them from that trap. Lawyers get cut out of the loop, God bless the internet! 

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 21:46 | 6466779 acetinker
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Salient. Fucking. Point!

Tue, 08/25/2015 - 06:30 | 6467631 Iwanttoknow
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Mission successful.Goy;s daughters, schiskas have become schiska.Kept sucking the jew dicks.Hail christian zionists.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 20:43 | 6466485 booboo
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the clap can't kill you so you will not decease but at my age a 32 year old blond would do me in, and if she didn't my wife would...with a ball pein hammer

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 20:04 | 6466347 Normalcy Bias
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What's not to like?

Oh... how about blackmail, STD's, child support (the Sugar Daddy Lottery), D-I-V-O-R-C-E ? (sing it, Tammy!), shattered reputation, possible loss of job, ???...

Don't get me wrong, I'm not passing judgement. I'm just saying it's like dancing in a minefield.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 20:42 | 6466483 TruxtonSpangler
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You people should learn how to laugh. Try it sometime, its great.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 20:53 | 6466537 Normalcy Bias
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Don't worry about me, I laugh my ass off every day at the folly of modern civilization. The modern world is a madhouse, and a sense of humor is the most effective (and fun) coping mechanism.

When you lose your sense of humor, you're in real trouble. The ones who are dangerous to themselves or others are those who stop laughing...

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 21:14 | 6466630 847328_3527
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"Yes we can," Dem platform seems like a success for men, yes?

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 22:58 | 6467055 jaxville
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  Whether I agree with it or not,  if a comment gets me to laugh it gets an upvote.  I love this site

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 21:53 | 6466808 Trogdor
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Don't get me wrong, I'm not passing judgement. I'm just saying it's like dancing in a minefied.

Very true.  I was thinking that for $5K/month, she better be a walking, talking, porno movie ..... but then you'd have to wonder how many OTHER guys she was being that porno star for ... so essentially, you'd be sleeping with a whole buncha' people you'd have no idea where they'd been.  Raincoats would be a requirement ... and maybe a bathtub filled with hydrogen peroxide .... fwiiisssss - lol ;)

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 20:28 | 6466436 Eirik Magnus Larssen
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If you don't find this tragic, go seek help.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 22:35 | 6466983 Socratic Dog
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You are such a prissy little prick.

Women have been whoring themselves for eternity, and will continue to do so, despite your disapproval.

Tue, 08/25/2015 - 00:35 | 6467276 Overfed
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Fuck, man, lighten up. Of course it's tragic. But it ain't gonna change by every bleeding heart getting their panties in a wad. Laugh a little, before you off yourself.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 20:33 | 6466449 Savyindallas
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So you want your daughter fucking some wrinkled ass rich Jew fart for money-out of sheer economic necessity? 

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 21:30 | 6466709 Seek_Truth
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Those who engage in prostitution are driven to do so by greed and lack of moral character. That is the case for both whore and John. It doesn't end well for either of them:

Proverbs 5:3-23New International Version (NIV)

3 For the lips of the adulterous woman drip honey,
and her speech is smoother than oil;
4 but in the end she is bitter as gall,
sharp as a double-edged sword.
5 Her feet go down to death;
her steps lead straight to the grave.
6 She gives no thought to the way of life;
her paths wander aimlessly, but she does not know it.
7 Now then, my sons, listen to me;
do not turn aside from what I say.
8 Keep to a path far from her,
do not go near the door of her house,
9 lest you lose your honor to others
and your dignity[a] to one who is cruel,
10 lest strangers feast on your wealth
and your toil enrich the house of another.
11 At the end of your life you will groan,
when your flesh and body are spent.
12 You will say, “How I hated discipline!
How my heart spurned correction!
13 I would not obey my teachers
or turn my ear to my instructors.
14 And I was soon in serious trouble
in the assembly of God’s people.”
15 Drink water from your own cistern,
running water from your own well.
16 Should your springs overflow in the streets,
your streams of water in the public squares?
17 Let them be yours alone,
never to be shared with strangers.
18 May your fountain be blessed,
and may you rejoice in the wife of your youth.
19 A loving doe, a graceful deer—
may her breasts satisfy you always,
may you ever be intoxicated with her love.
20 Why, my son, be intoxicated with another man’s wife?
Why embrace the bosom of a wayward woman?
21 For your ways are in full view of the Lord,
and he examines all your paths.
22 The evil deeds of the wicked ensnare them;
the cords of their sins hold them fast.
23 For lack of discipline they will die,
led astray by their own great folly.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 21:44 | 6466773 piceridu
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The only reference to religion we need:

 

Otter: Let me give you a hint. She's got a couple of major-league yabbos.

Boon: Beverly!

Otter: No. But you're getting warmer. Here's another: "Oh God, Oh God, OH GOD!"

Boon: Marlene! Don't tell me you're gonna pork Marlene Desmond!

Otter: Pork?

Boon: You're gonna hump her brains out, aren't you?

Otter: Boon, I anticipate a deeply religious experience.

 
Tue, 08/25/2015 - 01:09 | 6467332 MsCreant
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Those passagges are wise, but there is a great deal missing here.

Wasn't one of Jesus's friends a prostitute?

And did he not say,"Let those among you without sin cast the first stone?"

I intend you no offense, I am genuine in my inquiry with you.

Your take on this is very judgemental, from my perspective.

We all go through what we have to go through to get to where we are. I needed to make some mistakes to learn the wisdom of those words up there. Others I got and did not need the mistakes that went with them. 

If I stick to my vows only because I have rotely memorized some set of rules, I find that to be very hollow. I have technically followed the rules, but I understand nothing. I am small minded, petty, and judgemental because I followed the rules, but never understood why there was wisdom in the rules. I hope I have been clear, there is an examined faith, and a rote one.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 20:42 | 6466486 Antifaschistische
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the difference between these girls and most of the ladies who marry "guys with money" is minimal.  Actually, I almost have more respect for these ladies than most of the ladies in 77024 (Hedwig Village) who pretend to marry for love (yada, yada, yada) but are really only interested in keeping up with their Kardashian wannabe neighbor wives who have the Thursday $400 visit to The Trellis Spa, the 4x per/week $80 per/hour trainer, new Land Rover and every monday at Macy's, etc.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 22:42 | 6467004 Buck Johnson
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So true, so true.  When we have our depression you will see alot of women whoring more so than ever and it will be really good looking ones.  But  they will be going for 20 dollars to 30 dollars a night.  You think I'm joking, they will be better looking and in demand.  Have you ever wondered why is it that prostitution in America isn't legal.  One, it's the religion and two it's the married women and homely ones.  You see have you noticed how unfeminine many women are especially when they finally get married to the man and they let themselves go.  They fear that the man will not want to stay with them if they have prostitution aka legal to use.

 

Tue, 08/25/2015 - 01:43 | 6467382 OldPhart
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I think you're way overestimating the cost.  Doesn't anyone remember the two-dollar whore?

Tue, 08/25/2015 - 01:23 | 6467352 giovanni_f
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A true hallmark of depression: Prostitutes get cheaper, better looking and more plentiful. Whats not to like?

Well, just immagine your facial expression on recognizing your daughter's selfie on facebook taken at a West Philly street corner with a sign around her neck "Blow job: $ 2.99".

Tue, 08/25/2015 - 09:56 | 6468245 poland spring
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60th and walnut

Wed, 08/26/2015 - 07:12 | 6471970 StormShadow
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You're brave to wander up to 60th...more likely to have your head blown off up there than blown on

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 19:43 | 6466244 kaiserhoff
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Bool Sheet.

The Fed is responsible for the laziness of women?

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 20:56 | 6466551 daveO
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Look what's happened since 1971, when Nixon shut the gold window. Abortion(aka whore healthcare), no fault divorce(aka whore legal protection), and lots of gov. jobs for the ones too ugly to be pimped out. All financed by fraudulent fiat. 

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 23:45 | 6467169 bobthecat
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LOL go back to Druge.... 

I've seen a lot of horrible events, policy misteps, and just general complaints attributed to the end of the gold standard over the years, but this is the most laughable.  I hope that you are actually this strict of a conservative gold bug or that you're just really funny, and you know how to rally this forum up.  Unforntately I believe it's the former.... 

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 19:43 | 6466245 Santini Air
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dumb wh0res

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 19:45 | 6466255 BandGap
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Are these the green shoots we have been seeking?

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 19:58 | 6466318 Divine Wind
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Ewww

Tue, 08/25/2015 - 01:27 | 6467359 giovanni_f
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yes, they can.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 19:32 | 6466201 SoilMyselfRotten
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I was driven to prostitution once, damn cabbie wanted hush money

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 23:28 | 6467135 RichardParker
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BTW, The women mentioned in this article are sex workers (making an honest living).  Fed policy officials are total whores.  Big difference.

Tue, 08/25/2015 - 01:31 | 6467363 giovanni_f
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A lot of differences. Fed whores steal from you to satisfy banksters with the proceeds.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 19:29 | 6466184 reTARD
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This would count as a silver lining.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 19:39 | 6466232 Mintcoin
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They are the ones fucking your daughters. Pissed off yet?

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 19:17 | 6466132 OldPhart
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ZH has found the winning formula.

Include the thumbnail in the article!!

 

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 19:54 | 6466296 Yohimbo
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how much poon will a silver eagle buy me in 2020?

I speculate a harem and a multifamily dwelling to house it in. 

 

 

 

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 20:44 | 6466492 Jumbotron
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COLLEGE AGED ??? !!

Ask Jared from Subway.  They're hitting the streets at 16 !!

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 22:45 | 6467014 Closet Boy
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That twisted fuck may be onto something.....small hands, big penor.

Tue, 08/25/2015 - 05:09 | 6467551 August
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When I heard that Jared had established a foundation "for the children", I smelled a rat... more than a bit like Jerry Sandusky and his non-profit charity for "at-risk youth".

At least Jared was living the dream, funding "wayward teenage girls".....

Wed, 08/26/2015 - 05:24 | 6471870 ginsu2k666
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...living the dream? I've seen some dark humor, but, seriously, throw in a /sarcasm tag!

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 19:11 | 6466099 Tallest Skil
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Destruction of traditional values is part of the plan, after all. We know that the healthiest (physically and emotionally) relationships are between monogamous, virgin couples. Thus, society demanding you have as many partners as possible would be the destruction thereof.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 20:16 | 6466397 The Gladiator
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Virgin couples.By that you mean two 12 year olds meeting in a treehouse?

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 21:07 | 6466592 techpreist
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Makes sense you'd get a ton of down votes, but hey, I (25 at the time) married a virgin (21 at the time) and I 100% agree.

Along with actual functioning marriages, there are many fundamental moral principles that are being mocked and thrown out the window. The goal is simple, replace healthy men and women with Internet Tough Guys who are spineless the instant they step outside of their house, and bitter feminist women who are unable to form any kind of meaningful relationships. With no real community, no ideas beyond survival, and no one to turn to emotionally, any meaningful resistance is reduced to bitter complainers with no capacity for organization or action.

On the flip side, there is also a synthetic religion and community for FSA and disaffected college kids, which intellectually mutates them into zombie hordes. Try talking to and reasoning with a social justice warrior in a non-condescending way; the combination of arrogance and ignorance in these zombies is breathtaking.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 19:12 | 6466106 gmak
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I'm sure the 1% are terribly upsset that their pets are forcing young men and women into service for money relationships.  I can hear the wailing and gnashing of gums from here.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 19:14 | 6466116 brucekeller
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Hey now, women that use men for their money and favors are far superior to those ones that take the cash and go away no strings or lawyers attached.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 19:15 | 6466123 Salsa Verde
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I wonder how many of these 'prostitutes' have degrees with titles that end in the word "studies?"

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 20:46 | 6466500 TheAntiProgressive
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They are the ones I want, just to get revenge on Progressive ideology.  Negotiate them down hard to demean them.  Tell them it is a "studies" discount.

Tue, 08/25/2015 - 00:09 | 6467224 TheObsoleteMan
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"Womens Studies" and "Social Work" majors are lezbos, they only service old dikes like Hillary. In the rare circumstances were one comes across one of these; pull their hair and "dick-slap" them in the face. Then tell them how EVERYTHING they learned in school was a lie and/or pure bullshit.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 19:16 | 6466127 Metalredneck
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3.5 billion women on the planet makes pussy the most over-priced commodity ever.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 19:19 | 6466139 DetectiveStern
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This assumes the "every hole is a goal" rule is enforced.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 19:20 | 6466142 OldPhart
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That number is reduced dramatically when you narrow it to 'PRIME'.  Too many too old, too worn, too whatever...other end is too young, morally.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 20:35 | 6466457 BeerMe
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You forgot too fat.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 21:01 | 6466575 daveO
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This is the Biggest problem in the US. Nearly all, over 25, are too fat now. The epidemic is monstrous.

Tue, 08/25/2015 - 01:48 | 6467390 OldPhart
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"Too Fat" is a sliding scale depending on the number of beers, how desperate you are, and how old you are...

There are times when "Too Fat" is not a consideration.

Tue, 08/25/2015 - 02:42 | 6467449 Captain Benny
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Don't remind me!  I was really ... Way way way too drunk to make good decisions about my penis's landing strips....

Tue, 08/25/2015 - 03:19 | 6467479 BidnessMan
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Ah the truth of a country song - "Never gone to bed with an ugly woman, but I have woken up with a few".  

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 19:20 | 6466143 Mr.BlingBling
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Pussy isn't fungible.  But don't take my word for it; swing by the DMV to see for yourself.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 19:26 | 6466173 El Vaquero
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Bwahahahahahaha!  Goddamn that's hilarious!

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 19:25 | 6466161 divingengineer
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Pussy is definitely in a bubble. I guess if I was making 500 k a year I might keep some pets too.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 19:25 | 6466164 Lead Balloon
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3.5 billion women.  If only one percent are dead ass hot, that leaves   35 million women.  if only one percent of those are driven into prostitution by the Fed, that means 350 thousand hotties who will take my hundred dollar bill and do my every depraved bidding.  Boo Ya.  God bless the Fed.


Tue, 08/25/2015 - 03:16 | 6467478 BidnessMan
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Plus there is the VUR - the Vagina Utilization Ratio.  Assuming 15 minutes of use twice weekly, the math is .29% - which is 99.71% unused capacity.  If utilization was tripled to just 1%, men would be a lot less tense and hostile.  Think what that would do for World Peace.

Economics of an airline seat.  A productivity crisis for a valuable resource with lots of unused capacity.     

Tue, 08/25/2015 - 06:26 | 6467626 FredFlintstone
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great analysis and insight. a nobel may be in order

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 19:16 | 6466129 Bangin7GramRocks
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The Bootyconomy!

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 19:55 | 6466138 Urban Redneck
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post hoc ergo proptor hoc.

I'm sure the author would be shocked... shocked! to discover his parents are just kinky in the bedroom as he is, or that prostitution is the world's "oldest" profession, or that this website is simply a new online tool which facilitates something that has been happening for thousands of years...

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 20:23 | 6466421 youngman
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Prostitution is the SECOND oldest profession...Begging came first..someone had to ask for it...

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 19:19 | 6466140 loregnum
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Yeah, the fed caused that rather than these strumpets realizing it is easy money. Humans have never looked to make easy money when given the choice.

I think the internet has created more of this than the fed. Without the ease of online forums and sites then you'd not see so many take part in this and it's the same thing with porn. Also, it is probably cool amongst young people to be doing this since we live in an era that makes sleeping around a positive. After all there is the "YOLO" idiocy so many people say and live by.

But hey, blame the fed for everything people do.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 19:32 | 6466204 PoasterToaster
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Don't worry.  Everyone will.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 20:18 | 6466406 bigkahuna
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when the sugar daddies and mommas get the heebie jeebies - they might blame the fed too.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 19:21 | 6466147 q99x2
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When the SHTF somebody better get those banksters.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 19:21 | 6466149 Bunga Bunga
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Sugar babies, that does not always end well ... http://www.mercurynews.com/business/ci_26120468/google-executives-novemb...

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 20:49 | 6466515 Sanity Bear
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that's one scary-looking broad

 

rule of thumb - if it's got a tattoo you don't want to be within a country mile of it

Tue, 08/25/2015 - 01:50 | 6467394 OldPhart
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These days you often don't see the tatoo until you roll them over, by then it's too late.

Tue, 08/25/2015 - 05:15 | 6467556 wizteknet
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You can say that again!

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 19:21 | 6466150 Teh Finn
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Obama opposed legislation that would go after human trafficking, and has repeatedly ignored and covered up human trafficking.

Tue, 08/25/2015 - 01:31 | 6467364 MsCreant
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Links please. 

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 19:28 | 6466156 Manipuflation
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5K a month?  No thanks.  I am busy.  

Tue, 08/25/2015 - 01:54 | 6467401 OldPhart
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Was in Vegas a couple years ago (I think, about 2006) for an Agg Convention.  Walking through hotel this young black girl asks if I'd be interested in company.  I'm a hick, so I tell her sure...ask her name and where she's from.  She says, no, dumbass, do you wanna fuck?  It's $100.

(BTW, NO.)

But I imagine the price has gone down some since.  Anyone know the current rate in Vegas?  $50?

Tue, 08/25/2015 - 06:24 | 6467619 FredFlintstone
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you have the best stories. i imaging your avatar to be a selfie

Tue, 08/25/2015 - 11:27 | 6468578 OldPhart
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It's not a selfie but it's pretty close.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 19:24 | 6466158 loregnum
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Oh and how pathetic that some men would be willing to drop 5k a month on some pussy. Yikes. The poon worshiping brainwashing is strong with those people.

It blows my mind whenever people who have enough money to pretty much do anything just focus their free time on pussy like the average guy working at Wal-mart does since he has nothing else to do with his time.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 20:17 | 6466401 post turtle saver
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shit dawg, us married guys drop way more than that on pussy... who needs hookers to take your money...

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 20:22 | 6466419 bigkahuna
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these dudes are getting a "buyers market" discount

until they go and see the doctor and the "other half" if they have one takes half

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 20:59 | 6466552 Raging Debate
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Post Turtle - Yep. Your going to pay for ass one way or the other. Legalize it and tax it. Every married man is a john and a whore.

No marriage certificate needed for monogamy. Soon as my woman got a ring the price went up and she wonders why I wont sign a state contract.

I actually told her a couple times why I should spend a $2k a month on her us bills when I can have four different hot chicks a month come over, give me a nice rub and ahem, other things and I don't have to act like I care all that much in the first place. I also had my dick snipped no way to get trapped.

Now she is like "you get me this Ill do X for you." I told her, now we're talking. But I figured out to get mine in advance. I like less pretensciousness so this works out for both of us and i reassure her saying that this is our relationship and we do what we want.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 21:38 | 6466750 techpreist
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I think what you said is exactly why MGTOW is growing (I was MGTOW for 10 years), and will keep growing. Marriage was ruined long before gay marriage passed (think no fault divorce for starters, then go back farther).

At one time, the marriage was meant to bind a man not just to his wife, but also to her family (and the woman to his), and through kids to the community. Any man with kids knows what I'm talking about; once you have kids "What kind of place are my kids growing up in?" becomes the #1 question on your mind.

In exchange for these sacrifices, the man not only gets access to sex, but also a great deal of social status, sort of becoming 'fully vested.' Without all of the benefits, everything that followed was pretty obvious; men started saying "this ain't worth it," because it really isn't.

First we took away the parental/community role. At one time 'dating' wasn't so hard because there were plenty of matchmakers, and plenty of people who supported the marriage. Now every guy has to pitch himself; and who knows who you are pitching to when you are young and full of hormones (thinking of my first girlfriend; what a harpy!) ?

Next, we have no-fault divorce. I think there are more than a few men whose wives made a purely financial decision to tear his heart out through his wallet. Happines is more sacred than Jesus in America anyway, so who gives a damn about the man? IMO gay marriage is barely an issue compared to no-fault.

It's really a no-brainer that all of the sons in the failed marriages from the 70s, 80s, and 90s could read the tea leaves and figure out that a lifelong commitment with no honor, questionable sex, and a high probability of gut-wrenching divorce would opt out of either the West, or of marriage period. Gay marriage in this sense is just a joke on top of an already murdered institution.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 20:26 | 6466423 THE 4th Quadrant
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Oh, we don't pay for the pussy. We pay them to leave and I mean right now.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 20:49 | 6466517 TheAntiProgressive
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Definately opt for the daily or hourly rate.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 21:01 | 6466576 Raging Debate
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I have to bring up the old addage: If you can fly it, float it or fuck it rent it.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 21:17 | 6466645 techpreist
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With the $5k/month, those guys are earning $500k/year, so at $60k/year it's a hobby like flying, boating, or luxury cars to them. Expensive but not unaffordable.

I agree with the focusing on pussy. I think it's not just the sex so much as paying a woman to tell you that you are a man. Every man should know he is a man without a woman's approval.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 19:24 | 6466159 davidalan1
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The Fed, creating new markets...

Tue, 08/25/2015 - 08:52 | 6468013 Vendetta
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The 1% creating jobs in Amerika.... let's give em bigger tax breaks!

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 19:25 | 6466165 roisaber
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It's honest work, for a change. Fuck the Christers and their blue laws that serve only to make it harder and more dangerous for prostitutes to operate.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 19:35 | 6466214 Teh Finn
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You libertine reprobates revel in the attendant slavery and human trafficking that goes along with prostitution.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 19:54 | 6466300 Freddie
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True.  There is nothing funny or comical about despair.  I pretty much expected we were headed this way and sadly it will only get worse.

Tue, 08/25/2015 - 08:54 | 6468019 Vendetta
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only have to look to SE Asian countries to see the future...... the globalists call it 'levelling the playing field'

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 20:05 | 6466350 roisaber
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No, YOU diabolists are the slavers, because without laws that restrict prostitution, prostitutes have safer, healthier work. Since when does a law against something make it go away, Statist? Read a fucking book.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 20:12 | 6466384 Teh Finn
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Predictable losertarian response.  What a joke...

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 20:14 | 6466391 roisaber
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Piece of shit christard who thinks that his private convictions are more important than the well-being of society's most vulnerable

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 20:58 | 6466562 Savyindallas
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Bullshit - I personally am for de-criminalizing, though not totally legalizing prostitution and drugs. No healthy society (except those in their last stages and death throes) can survive with such social and moral decay.  This sick society promotes and glorifies sexual perversion and promiscuity. The West is toast  - I'll give them another decade or so before they are irrelevant. 

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 21:19 | 6466655 SixIsNinE
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do you think the level of promoted promiscuity in say, S. America, Colombia, Venezuela, Brazil, Argentina, or Asia, say Thailand, China, Korea, Hong Kong  Taiwan ?   Do you think their trends toward lifelong marriage or youthful experimentation leading to broken families, single parenting ?

 

Tue, 08/25/2015 - 00:13 | 6467232 techpreist
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I am a Christian and a libertarian. Mainly, in our church we keep our rules, and since the rest of the world doesn't share our beliefs trying to force the lifestyle isn't going to be widely appreciated.

Anyway, ~11 years ago I joined Men Going Their Own Way, and at the time I got to know more than a few guys who were active johns or big on porn, and looking down on all married men as suckers. There were other guys who married foreign women or nominally ultra-conservative women. 10 years go by, and it's interesting to watch how everyone is turning out. I feel particularly blessed now, having an active sex life in marriage after 4 years, as two married guys I knew had 0 sex (not even the wedding night!) for 6 and 10 years, respectively. 6 year guy got a divorce, and 10 year guy almost divorced, but the wife suddenly got it together, quit her high-stress job, and they are having an active sex life, finally.

For the guy banging hookers, he became outrageously bitter towards women and sex, and the guys who went for porn have pretty much lost all attraction toward women or porn ("After you've seen 10,000 pairs of tits they all start to look the same"). Granted the data set is pretty small, but I've found that it's much more valuable to interview older men to see the outcome of the choices they've made, than to mock/too blindly accept conventional wisdom only to find out 10 years too late that you made the wrong choice.

PS: Homeless men are way more vulnerable than prostitutes. No one gives a damn about old men with no money. Burned-out prostitutes are right down there a the bottom with them, but the young, still-attractive ones would easily have a line of simps lining up to "save" them if they so chose.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xm36rx_boondocks-guess-hoe-s-coming-to-...

Tue, 08/25/2015 - 05:53 | 6467577 wizteknet
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I've seen about a million tits & no each is not the same, maybe for the blind! same for pu tang

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 20:17 | 6466399 Teh Finn
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I feel sorry for the people in your life who have the misfortune to know such an angry amoral person like yourself.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 20:20 | 6466409 roisaber
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Oh yeah, that great morality like a gay Jew storm god who at one point unironically described shellfish as an "abomination" and decreed the death penalty for wearing clothes made of more than one fabric, and sent a bear to maul to death 40 kids for making fun of a guy. Yeah man keep humping that superior morality.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 21:12 | 6466623 Raging Debate
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Roisaber - There laws for the Israelites started off well. It was a male dominated society. As it decayed, men would get a certificate of divorce which forced woman into prostitution or death. One of the prophets called men as "horses with strong balls." Also referenced in the same passages was adultery which is of course destructive.

The point being morality always decays. Also, avoid the state contract and of you need more than one woman to sleep with, dont make a monogamous commitment. Let yes mean yes and no, no.

Speaking of the bible when the religious order tried to trap Christ into an answer about this subject about marriage, he just said "If you have time for it."

Tue, 08/25/2015 - 05:25 | 6467560 wizteknet
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If you have time for it. lol

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 21:58 | 6466836 techpreist
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One of the funny things about people who mock the Bible is that they don't spend a single second to understand any of it, because they are too busy justifying their views to themselves.

Exhibit A: "Kids" in the passage your citing, in the original Hebrew, can mean men up to age 30. I think this might just have been a little less "5 year olds being funny" and a little more "A band of thugs looking to kick an old man's ass for fun." Here's a hint of what it looks like today sans bear:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ipv9tAkUek

But hey, all people are naturally good and would never hurt anyone, right?

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 22:01 | 6466856 FredFlintstone
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i like your posts, but the screen name spelling bothers me

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 23:59 | 6467209 techpreist
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Yeah, I really should take action on that typo. I sent the ZH staff an email. If they don't get back in a week or so I'll open a new account with the correct spelling.

Tue, 08/25/2015 - 06:20 | 6467611 FredFlintstone
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that is pretty funny. sounds like something i would do

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 21:31 | 6466719 FredFlintstone
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how ironic that you are replying to yourself as being angry

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 20:56 | 6466548 TheAntiProgressive
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If an individual with natural rights, desides to engage in some process that generates cash flow for them, who the hell are you to hold a moral mantle and decide what is right or wrong?

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 21:02 | 6466581 Teh Finn
Mon, 08/24/2015 - 22:25 | 6466945 acetinker
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How 'bout you and ol' Thomas just acknowledge that your holiness created you with a carnal instinct?  Aquinas was the quintessential defeatist, anyway.

I apologize in advance, Finn... It's just that I've lost all tolerance for dogma, and those who mistake it for wisdom.

That said, I try to thank my Creator (I call this entity 'Father') for my Mother (this planet) and all that I am or will ever know.

The difference between me and you is that I don't try to define, describe or otherwise limit my ultimate Parents with my limited comprehension of Same.

Tue, 08/25/2015 - 02:30 | 6467436 OldPhart
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Ok, at a point in my younger life I lived in a town that decided to pass a Morality Ordinance related to liquor sales, and some other things.

At the time I considered it the epitome of idiocy (still do) and mocked it openly, to a couple commissioners faces by being openly, publically, immoral, in ways that were not covered on their law.  Right in front of them.  Right down to blowing cigarette smoke in their face.  (You used to be able to smoke anywhere.)  And asking them how many fucking laws they were ready to pass to regulate every possible offense.

 

Little did I know that we would see today's world.  And I still ignore most of them.  (I don't smoke just anywhere, I get that it's disgusting to many.)

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 21:03 | 6466584 Teh Finn
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Oh and who the heck are you to decide what is right or wrong?

Now that we've plowed through your sophistry, maybe the ball can get moved down the field.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 19:26 | 6466172 Spitzer
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The only brite side  to their policies

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 19:31 | 6466197 gatorengineer
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The first generation of it takes a village to raise an idiot.  Nough said.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 19:39 | 6466229 exartizo
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Your assumptions are invalid, and demonstrate no reliability from a statistical and research standpoint.

You cannot draw the conclusions about a direct relationship between an increase in prostitution in the United States and a decline in ablility to pay rent or buy a home based on the data you have presented.

There are far far too many other variables unconsidered and unaddressed. 

I could just as easily say that prostitution of young college age women has increased in the United States because pink bikinis are now smaller than ever and young college age women prefer pepperoni pizza to supreme pizza.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 20:01 | 6466334 Hammer
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Absolutely Correct.  All day long we see correlation being made equivalent to causation, from race to weather.

Hammer, PhD Statistics.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 20:27 | 6466422 ThroxxOfVron
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"prostitution of young college age women has increased in the United States because pink bikinis are now smaller than ever and young college age women prefer pepperoni pizza to supreme pizza. "

 

Ok, I know what pepperoni is; -but, what's on the Supreme Pizza?

I'm looking for more of a young post-graduate age/education woman and want to know if the pepperoni rule is universal or??

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 19:39 | 6466231 youngman
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I just signed up miss Vegas for 2 grand a month...having my doctor send over the new blue pill subscription tonight...both good for the economy...go biopharma..

Tue, 08/25/2015 - 06:58 | 6467701 redd_green
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shhhptt, shhptt, shhptt...

Wed, 08/26/2015 - 05:44 | 6471881 ginsu2k666
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Do it thrice, and break some windows while you're at it!

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 19:42 | 6466240 Anopheles
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If a guy is making $500k a year, then $5k a month is a lot cheaper than a divorce. 

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 19:43 | 6466247 Squid Viscous
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Waiting for the price to drop to $500/month... then I'm all in

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 19:48 | 6466267 83_vf_1100_c
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  I'm with that. Not one of the 1%.

  So, I can rent some fine young 19 yr old for a few hrs of fun and then send her dumb ass home? Sweet! Now I just need to talk the wife into going along. /s

  If she happens to be someone's daughter here...sorry.

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