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Nasdaq Futures Halted Below 4,000 After Hitting Circuit Breaker Down 5%

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NASDAQ 100 SEPTEMBER FUTURES HIT CIRCUIT BREAKER, HALTED - RTRS

Nasdaq Futures below 4,000!

 

The Nasdaq is now notably underwater for 2015, trading at levels first seen over a year ago.

 

Nasdaq is halted for the 3rd time...

 

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Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:33 | 6461623 saints51
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LOL!!!!!!!!

Nobody saw this coming today or the self help....nobody

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:33 | 6461626 Haus-Targaryen
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GODDAMNIT! Assholes, wait for the last hour & then start panic-selling. 

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:35 | 6461638 camaro68ss
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OMG, I just creamed myself.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:36 | 6461650 NoDebt
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Last night the main breaker in my house popped.  It's never done that before- ever in the 17 years I've lived there.  I took it to be a bad sign.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:37 | 6461665 Haus-Targaryen
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It was all that porn. 

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:54 | 6461703 VinceFostersGhost
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ZH assholes.....that will never happen.

 

Sorry....I'm channeling my inner MDB this morning.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:55 | 6461799 EscapeKey
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How many Keynesians does it take to predict a stock market bubble?

- "the only bubble is in gold".

 

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:08 | 6461906 pods
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I take a couple days off to help my boy with his pitching windup and baseball swing and this happens?

My bad.

pods

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:18 | 6461981 BandGap
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Time well spent, miss those days. First time in 15 years I won't be gearing up for football with the kids - HS or college. All done.

Beats any of this contrived shit any day of the week.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:27 | 6462093 PTR
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I hear there's high demand for lefty pitchers.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:38 | 6461669 grunk
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Sell your house after you switch on the breaker.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:40 | 6461682 NoDebt
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Nah, I figure it's only a matter of time before I'm collecting "total loss" insurance money from the fire.  I've tried for years to get my wife to clear all the junk outta the place, but she never does.  This should help in that respect, too.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:51 | 6461754 Oldwood
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Short insurance companies...

I see lots of claims in their future.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:22 | 6462016 TeamDepends
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FORCE MAJUERE, bitchez!!!

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:39 | 6461675 remain calm
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All Ponzi schemes come to an end

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:10 | 6461929 Counterbalance
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Last night my nose filled with smoke from the WA state wildfires as the half moon glowed amber...

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:12 | 6461936 bunnyswanson
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Check that no extension cords are running across the lawn into an outdoor electical socket to power the neighbor's pool filter in the wee hours of the night (this happened to me).

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:24 | 6462030 Montani Semper ...
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 Hey wait! There's a reason they call them courtesy outlets.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:37 | 6461654 Haus-Targaryen
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Watching CNBC with this over their "noise":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TEGPelS3Ac

Is horribly entertaining. 

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:42 | 6461677 freewolf7
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Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:02 | 6461861 VinceFostersGhost
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Thanks for watching CNBC for us.....I absolutely can't do that crap.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:14 | 6461952 Haus-Targaryen
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I am now watching this stupid bitch with Tupac's Hail Mary over her.  

Its essentially so I can listen to what I want while the boss thinks I have CNBC on.  "Market Research."  

 

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:17 | 6461980 Okienomics
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Thanks for the suggestion, turned it on, laughed within 60 seconds.  Kramer: "The buyers don't show up on the first day after, usually the second day."  aka, "BTFD."

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:40 | 6461672 TeamDepends
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Like we said last week, it is shock and awe time! No relief is coming, then the Pope flies in to announce a new world currency and/or the New World Order on September 23.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:50 | 6461750 Antifaschistische
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my position....if we just lose one year of gains, then all we've really done is prove that 15 years of intervention is still massively positive....okay, 20 years if you include the FED induced high tech debt/margin bubble.   We aren't close to paying off the piper yet....expecially if you throw in 19T in debt.

Can someone with start a "investors lives matter" campaign and get Washington to pass legislation to all for ALL Capital Losses to be captured in the period they were incurred.  that would shake them up a little....the annual loss cap is just part of the ratcheting ponzi scheme.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:39 | 6461673 NotApplicable
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"Where are we going, and why are we in this handbasket?" -- CNBS, probably

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:36 | 6461647 clooney_art
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We need to reset to 7 years back, not just 1 year.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:47 | 6461722 BiteMeBO
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Need to hit reset 100+ years.  There, fixed it for ya. 

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:39 | 6461676 a growing concern
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I've been right all along! I was just off by 4 years...

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:58 | 6461807 Supernova Born
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If an MD told a person their high blood pressure, smoking and cholesteral were going to kill them is the doctor "wrong" if a year later if the person is still alive?

 

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:23 | 6462021 SoilMyselfRotten
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Haha, i keep telling the wife that

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:39 | 6461681 DavidC
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I'm as bearish as anyone but this is overdone.

DavidC

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:03 | 6461863 gatorengineer
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Everyone was looking for a Macro event to take it out.  But we may have just the opposite a massive correction causing the Macro event.

I remember the Citibank memo at 666, I thought should I go long here.....?  I didnt, and the almost 400% move was missed.

This now has enough downward momentum that the PPT, will have its work cut out for it.  

There are alot of line shots that could turn it around quick.  An emergency Fed meeting comes to mind.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 10:05 | 6461992 VinceFostersGhost
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I'm as bearish as anyone but this is overdone.

 

Mr. Lay....are you smoking crack?

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:08 | 6461901 Oldwood
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The financial system is much like our healthcare system. It is sustained upon hope, defying a millenia of reality that we will in fact die, by promising technology that could surely guarantee eternal life. And when the 'big one"comes, we will always be in denial due to our absolute certainty that our geniuses will save us once again, when in fact they are simply ensuring that they will drain our wealth before we die...and we will die.

The market has been artificially elevated...deliberately, in the hopes of drawing the retail money back in, for that is the only REAL money out there as it was created by production, not printing. My belief is that this was only destined to continue until they believed that they had lured all the money "on the sidelines" in, that they could get. They did similar things with shale oil, sucking in retail money on "lucrative" bets, only to watch these people fleeced as well.

Continued government printing will only dilute their existing holdings as it will attract no more sideline money. The muppets are slowly wising up and this is the tipping point between asset collection and wealth dilution.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:20 | 6461999 chunga
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Some times it feels good having crates and crates of nice fluffy two-ply under lock and key.

Bean Run!

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:46 | 6461713 johnnymustardseed
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The FED will bail it out again. They are typing away on their computers  right now buying stocks. 

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:53 | 6461776 astoriajoe
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Picked a heckova day to quit sniffing glue.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:07 | 6461877 junction
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Imagine how worse things would be if the Moroccan killer on that train had machine gunned everyone in the carriage, as the NWO planned.  But for the actions of one anonymous Frenchman, an American expatriate living in France and three former students at a Christian Academy (particularly Spencer Stone), we would have a massacre on top of a crash.  Manchurian Candidate Obama must be gnashing his teeth on how those guys foiled a well-crafted false flag attack.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:14 | 6461955 Rathmullan
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You have to hand it to the chinese communist party, it decided sometime yesterday that the SSE wouldn't close below 3,200 and managed to hold to those levels. Fortunately, that contrivance is visible to the entire world. May as well have closed below 3,000 today.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:24 | 6462035 conscious being
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They are now setting the agenda. Monday mornings never mattered much in Asian markets because the West, NY was setting the agenda.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:33 | 6461627 Baldrick
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Tyler, just to let you know, ALL articles today are rated "Awsome" and thanks for the education.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:33 | 6461628 The man with po...
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Technology bubble 2.0. Subprime bubble 2.0.

When will these fuckers ever learn?

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:28 | 6462097 New_Meat
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They have learned their lessons very well, thank you very much.

'course, your comment is based upon a false premise.

- Ned

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:39 | 6462256 Bastiat
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Option rage?

A friend in San Francisco told me this story yesterday: she was parked in one of those curb lanes that becomes a No Parking turn lane between 4 and 6 PM.  It's around noon.  She comes to her at with an arm load of groceries and a guy in a Mercedes starts beeping his horn, told down his window, and screams at her.  She points at the sign; he doesn't stop screaming.  

Me:  How old was he?

ShE: late 20s or so.

Me: Last week he was a multimillionaire, now he can't make his next car payment.  Be careful out there.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:34 | 6461629 Dr. Engali
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Turn those machines back on! Turn those machines back on!

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:37 | 6461652 McCormick No. 9
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WTF! I didn't pay millions for proximity access just to get shut down! What good is an HFT algo if you can't use it? Fuck! FUCKFUCKFUCK! I WANT TO FUCKING SELL!!!

NOW!!!!

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:46 | 6461710 NoDebt
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Somewhere there IS somebody saying that.  When you can't sell the stuff you want to sell, you have to start selling the stuff you CAN sell.  Whether you want to or not.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:46 | 6461711 MSimon
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WTI!

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:35 | 6461636 Mr.Kowalski
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Uh Oh. Strap on the seatbelt kiddies.. gonna be a wild one. 

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:47 | 6461719 MSimon
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Strap on the strap on.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:09 | 6461917 Handful of Dust
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"I'm Ben Dover and I approve of that message."

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:35 | 6461637 Al Capowned
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Halt those 'free markets' lol

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:37 | 6461653 freedogger
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Freefalling markets

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:35 | 6461640 zeroaccountability
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Wow.  Just.....Wow.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:36 | 6461645 Bill of Rights
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Sweet...

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:37 | 6461655 smithmorra
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Burn and die you goddam Keynesian frigging stock market a$$holes!!!  Writhe in agony motherfuggers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:37 | 6461659 B2u
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Sum Ting Wong?

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:48 | 6461729 MSimon
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Dim sum.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:37 | 6461663 sudzee
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I have $1.69 left in the bank. Will close out the account this morning before the rush forces the bank to close.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:50 | 6461741 Wahine
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$2.88 in my account.  Definitely closing mine too.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:52 | 6461764 Sanity Bear
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Paupers! I got four figures!

 

(including the stuff after the decimal point)

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:37 | 6461664 Brazen Heist
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Rate hikes my ass...that aint happenin

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:38 | 6461668 ThroxxOfVron
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Are they even gonna open?

How long do the algos need to take a shit and jump down the fibre-optic cable?

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:39 | 6461670 Two Theives and...
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They only halt on the way down....what ever happened to "creative destruction"?

Free markets my a$$

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:06 | 6461883 localspaced
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Whatever happened to creative destructtion?

 

It made way for controlled demolition.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:38 | 6461671 jtmo3
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This is being "allowed" to happen to justify a rate move next month and this year, that the fed knows they can not make and can't just about face without a reason. Markets will resume their normal uptrend shortly.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:40 | 6461686 saints51
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So you are betting the Fed will make a statement for QE4 this week?

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:44 | 6461700 phoolish
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Maybe.  However, this appears a little more serious and widespread than would have been necessary only as cover to 'cancel' the rate hike.

 

 

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:50 | 6461744 saints51
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The Fed is worried about 1 trading instrument...the dollar index. The rest is collateral damage imo.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:54 | 6462469 jtmo3
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Maybe? The again...

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:41 | 6461688 valley chick
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Can someone share the rules in halting trading....only time I can remember is 3 to 4 pm there is no limit.  Been a long time since used.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:42 | 6461692 overmedicatedun...
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on fox bis, all the ass hat 0.1% LIKE grasso, saying keep your positions stay the course..ignore that ice burg we are unsinkable..gotta see it to believe it folks..2008 they yelled hold hold hold and took it down until everyone panicked ..cramer" bear sterns is solid folks it's a screaming buy"

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:43 | 6461698 Awakened Sheeple
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IT'S. ABOUT. FUCKING. TIME.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:12 | 6461699 Pyrrhus
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BTFD. /s

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:44 | 6461701 bnbdnb
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The Fed will do nothing.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:27 | 6462074 gatorengineer
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The Fed Can do Nothing.... Fixed it for you.....  They can through QEx at it, and that will give it a bounce, but fundamentally, well, Game Over.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:44 | 6461702 RaymondKHessel
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<-- Rate Hike

<-- QE4

Bi-polar, dysfunctional, fixed, ....

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:12 | 6461935 Government need...
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I think the QE schtick is over.  Too many years of data demonstrating it only enriches the Goldman Balsachs amonst us . . . while creating food and basic service inflation for everyone else.  It's time for (b) BK for all insolvents; (c) global .gov/global currency; (d) war.  I think our Dear .gov is gonna go with a world war.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:45 | 6461704 zeroaccountability
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Don't worry! The L.A. Times says " This is just a pause in the bull market's march higher."

LOL

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:45 | 6461707 Legolas
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Hmm, who's buying today?  None of my friends are buying today. 

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:46 | 6461709 Nitefawkes
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I never had sexual relations with those markets...

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:47 | 6461724 Not Goldman Sachs
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Bagholder anyone?

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:51 | 6461753 MSimon
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Bag Holder. Except he has already been bagged.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:48 | 6461731 Pumpkin
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LoL! Circuit breakers!  That is all you need to know about this 'market' in two words. 

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:56 | 6461805 Hyjinx
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One-way breakers - they don't prevent surges to the upside!

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:50 | 6461737 I AM SULLY
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We could see them queueing sell orders, and going full POMO-PPT CRAZY ...

(but by the end of the week the whole DOW might be owned by the Federal Reserve)

(which would be crazy)

(scratch that -it's just crazy)

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:48 | 6461733 I AM SULLY
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What we need are magical beans.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:52 | 6461767 MSimon
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Eat enough and you give off magical gas.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:51 | 6461743 Son of Captain Nemo
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Told ya that the NYSE was going to be on a week long sabbatical this week!!!

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:50 | 6461745 White Knight
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Where's Million Dollar Bonus when you need him?? This is just begging for his commentary!

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:55 | 6461795 Son of Captain Nemo
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Where's Million Dollar Bonus when you need him?? This is just begging for his commentary!

If we don't hear from him ever again it will be the best of news!  

I was about to say "luck" on the tail end of that last sentence but a "four leaf clover" and the winning Power Ball ticket wouldn't fix what we're ALL about to  experience...

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:53 | 6461777 mendigo
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10% should do it.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:54 | 6461783 cbaba
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NO EXIT ....

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:54 | 6461784 Spungo
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The fed should give trillions to the world's richest people. That will solve everything.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:56 | 6461794 Jtrillian
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Anyone who claims they didn't see this coming needs to seriously lay off the KOOL-AID.  We saw this a mile off... market was signalling something was wrong since Q4 2014 and has continued up until where we are.  Complete irrational exhuberance.

Forget all about raising interest rates and get ready for QE4 because that is all they have left in their arsenal.  Keep a watchful eye on the dollar.  It's already falling sharply.  If the dollar continues to fall sharply, it may offset any QE as the faith is lost in the currency.  This could set the stage for a hyperinflation economy via severe stagflation.  Watch for it.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:56 | 6461801 buzzsaw99
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it's on like donkey kong bitchez

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:56 | 6461810 SillySalesmanQu...
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"....and we are off...no, we are stuck on the lows of the morning....waddya mean they won't execute my sell order! Whoops, back to news of the morning, do you know where your money is?"

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:58 | 6461811 Chuck Knoblauch
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LOLOLOLOL

The children are freaking out.

LOLOLOL.

Unfortunately, metals aren't moving up with the same momentum.

Does the US still have a physical metals market anymore?

No

LOL

 

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:57 | 6461814 RealityCheque
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I hear popcorn and beer futures are up significantly.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:00 | 6461848 astoriajoe
Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:58 | 6461823 djsmps
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CNBC: 

Amid carnage, strategists predict bounce; 'go all in’
Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:26 | 6462061 Max Cynical
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How many times today will they ask the question "is this the time to buy?"

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:02 | 6461856 Chuck Knoblauch
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At least those who went down on the Titanic had class.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:03 | 6461864 Zymurguy
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time to make my statement you've seen numerous times before:

If we're going to have circuit breakers for the way down we should have them for the positive side too.  This is clearly a rigged game when you have one sided safeguards.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:06 | 6461886 Chuck Knoblauch
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Super "O" is back from vacation.

But it's not helping equities

How are bonds doing today?

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:14 | 6461945 Government need...
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We're gonna need another Telepromted one-way Negrotiation to get us out of this one. . .

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:06 | 6461890 CHC
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Circuit breakers?  OK - so what makes us so much different from what China does?  We make fun of their policies but accept ours as being prudent. 

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:11 | 6461898 TalkToLind
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Shit, we need moar Krugman; get him on TEEVEE now! He needs to go commando with his Fed cheerleader uniform on and twerk HARD like his life depends on it!

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:09 | 6461914 dobermangang
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I guess the can finally got tired of being kicked down the road.  

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:09 | 6461924 Zymurguy
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I'm watching MW futures reporting... now they are saying only -3.9%... too funny.  Prior to the circuit breaker halt it was -5.0%

Excited to see what happens when the market opens.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:10 | 6461925 OhNo
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There's nothing like a margin call and the ring of the phone in the morning.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:10 | 6461930 Sockshow Puppethand
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"When Black Monday comes

I'll stand down by the door

And catch the gray men when they dive from the 14th floor".

Becker-Fagan

***The name of the day has been changed to protect the innocent***

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:12 | 6461938 Hungarian Pengos
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I haven't purchased a stock since 2009. But I will be jumping back in at Dow 8,500 and S&P 666.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:15 | 6461956 Zymurguy
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...oh and another +1 for the avatar.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:14 | 6461947 Lumberjack
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At bugout location in Maine woods. Gonna go fly fishing...

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:14 | 6461954 Goldbugger
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The shti hit the fan last week and now they are smelling it. The Shitmetah is upon us. The market will bounce on wednesday and then wave 5 down will continue into next week.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:16 | 6461960 fed_depression
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Dollar just tanked bigtime. Recovering a bit now. Good thing I have a currency basket.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:17 | 6461968 irongator
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Only 14 more minutes!

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:30 | 6462127 Ms No
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Popcorn ready!  Next break hitting the cash machine.... again.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:17 | 6461971 jldpc
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dow /ym  down -852

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:17 | 6461979 OnTheWaterfront
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God damn the chinaman!

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:23 | 6462000 AlfredNeumann
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Buddha (Law of Cause and Effect) trumps Gawd (Bearded guy in the sky)

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:37 | 6462217 Arthur Schopenhauer
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Blind Melon - The Pusher God damn that chinaman!

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:20 | 6461997 stormsailor
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/es went lock limit down at 1870. will unlock in 10 minutes when the juice hits the goose

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:23 | 6462002 Sockshow Puppethand
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TPTB has to blow something up besides the market today.

Muppets need to watch something physical in flames and the images of things exploding in Asia is just too abstrct to hold a well-heeled American muppet's attention.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:20 | 6462006 Hungarian Pengos
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With all of this talk about massive amounts of wealth evaporating, I just ran to the safe to count my Eagles and Maples. Still have the same amount as yesterday - I must have hedged well or something.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:52 | 6462445 Crocodile
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Change your avatar...NOW.  It is a violation of the ZH rules that you AGREED to.  Do it for the the children who use ZH as a training tool.  Thank you.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:21 | 6462009 Who was that ma...
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Drop your cocks and grab your socks boys.  This is gonna be a rough one.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:21 | 6462012 Wallyworld
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Blame ISIS.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:26 | 6462062 CHC
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This is funny.  Everyone is pointing fingers at China for all this market volatility as if our own markets and systems are so fucking pure and void of manipulation.  Ignorant fucks.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:27 | 6462088 Ms No
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These circuit breakers piss me off, I am trying to enjoy myself here.  While watching the blood bath in Asia last night I noticed that there was another explosion in Japan, a Israeli fighter down in Syria and a Chinese and Russian Navy drill has begun.  Happy Shemitah Bitchez!   

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:55 | 6462496 FredFlintstone
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i know! we have the pop corn and now our entertainment is buffering or something

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:31 | 6462142 Sockshow Puppethand
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Long on horses!

Even though there are technically only four horsemen needed for the apocolypse, these aren't your average horses.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:32 | 6462152 Lumberjack
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DBTSH

Dont buy the sink hole

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:44 | 6462321 stormsailor
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plunge protection team in full combat mode. after 3 minutes of down candles it has been up,up,up on big volume

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:49 | 6462401 Crocodile
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A new IPO was just offered in the retail sector:  "Bloodbath and Beyond"; The stock is soaring!

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 11:09 | 6463187 iamtheeggman wh...
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I'm going to Banksy's DismalLand!

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