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September Rate-Hike Probability Crashes To Just 28%

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The message from the market to The Fed... 

"Hike" and it's all over...

The probability of a hike has been cut in half in just over a week!!

 

Charts: Bloomberg

 

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Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:24 | 6461559 The man with po...
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The S&P500 falls 20% from its all time high and then QE4 happens as does the rebound.

Bear markets are consigned to history just like deflation has been. Bwa-ha-ha-ha!

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:25 | 6461576 Looney
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Is it seasonally adjusted 28%?  ;-)

Looney

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:56 | 6461808 VinceFostersGhost
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I'm calling zero right now.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:01 | 6461851 Captain Debtcrash
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I called a rate hike because it would allow the Fed political cover to implement the policies they really want to enact, they may not need it now but I think it’s still on the table. The St Louis fed has told you they no longer think QE is effective the opposite of what Bullard did with the crash last year when he hinted at QE4. What has changed, nothing on paper, I think it is their strategy that has changed.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:02 | 6461862 Pool Shark
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Uh, no.

 

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:06 | 6461887 VinceFostersGhost
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Who called for the gimp?

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:07 | 6461894 Handful of Dust
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#bringbackmyratehike

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:22 | 6462015 VinceFostersGhost
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Rate hikes are a right!

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:13 | 6461941 negative rates
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Out of razor blades are ya?

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:31 | 6461613 phoolish
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Possible.  Both the 2010 ans 2011 20% declines lasted for less than 24 hours.

 

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:24 | 6461570 Bangin7GramRocks
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28% of all respondents to survey are raving fucking lunatics or bitch-ass liars.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:25 | 6461572 thecondor
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But the longer term outlook is going up. Say the gamblers on Wall St. 

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:25 | 6461578 saints51
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The Fed is about to tell Wallstreet to go fuck themselves. The Fed serves the few.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:26 | 6461581 JustObserving
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September 2021 probability?  US has too much debt to ever raise interest rates again

No rate normalization during my lifetime Bernanke

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:30 | 6461605 phoolish
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<<September 2021 probability?>>

 

 

September 2015.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:35 | 6461642 NotApplicable
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More like 2115.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:28 | 6461594 economessed
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Hey Mr. Yellen and Obama -- pick it up by the ankles and spank it -- it's your economy!

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:29 | 6461602 phoolish
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What?  They are bringing back 5.25% savings accounts?

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:29 | 6461604 ThroxxOfVron
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"I can quit any time I want to."

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:59 | 6461821 VinceFostersGhost
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Just leave me my glue......I have to have my glue.

 

That and amphetamines......yeah.....I'm good.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:39 | 6461680 razorthin
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If the Fed is abolished, as it must be, there is a 100% chance rates will rise naturally.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:40 | 6461685 xcehn
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If this is just the beginning, as many strongly suspect, it's hard to imagine how the CBs will revitalise the casinos before everything collapses on an epic scale.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:46 | 6461712 Mike Honcho
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"We swear that we really asked people and didn't just dream up a non-zero number" Bloomburg

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:46 | 6461714 horot
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I'm just spitballing here...could it be that this so-called "crashes" might actually a blessing in disguise for the Fed for not raising the rate? What do you guys think?

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 08:50 | 6461751 Sardonicus
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That is all this is. The market is throwing a tantrum for another QE cookie.  It does not want zero interest to go to bed.

It will get what it wants.

Yellen will state the fed has assessed the global situation and that current conditions warrant keeping interest rates low for a further extended period of time.

Unless the Fed has had it with zero interest, extend and pretend is all they can do.

 

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:00 | 6461844 VinceFostersGhost
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The market is throwing a tantrum

 

Mmmm......sugar coating.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:06 | 6461885 Dr. Engali
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Rate hike..... There's some funny shit right there. I don't care who you are.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:07 | 6461891 breadonwaters
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I'm trying to think of the best anaology .....the market is hooked on free cash, and like all addicts, they know they have to quit sometimes ....but its hurting now and they need their fix ......"I'll quit  some other time"

Yah ...QE4 is on the way ......and when it comes, those sober individuals who know and love the addict will finally throw up their arms..." You're never gonna quit and we are toast....don't call me....im leaving you"

fill in the rest.....

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:30 | 6462007 Quinvarius
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They are digging around in their shag carpet looking for some QE they know they dropped at their last party.

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:08 | 6461902 Nothing Ever Happens
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If they call hike, it's definitely butt-fumble time, bitchez.

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Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:26 | 6462054 Chuck Knoblauch
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insightful

Mon, 08/24/2015 - 09:27 | 6462094 Nobody For President
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ONLY 28%?

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