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TD Ameritrade Disables Futures Margin Trading
?? Intraday margin on futures has been disabled for the day at TD Ameritrade. ??
— Nicole Sherrod (@TDANSherrod) August 24, 2015
As Nasdaq is halted for the 3rd time...
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So panic buying is ok, but panic selling is not?
Fuck this market. I hope the whole thing burns to the ground.
BTFD!!!!!!!!!!
Who's on the phone, honey? MARGIN CALL!!!!
What's margin call wearing?
What's good for China is good for the West.
DOWN goes Frazier!!
Hari Kari knives for sale!
Do honorable thing. Kill self. We need to save resources.
it's time for one of those reports that tells us how under water all the pension plans are. Which I still can't figure out. They were under water with the dow at 10k...seems like the bond/stock market bubble would have lifted them into the clouds, but they are STILL upsidedown. Well, now they are MORE upside down and peak retirement is just around the corner.
A Scratchy Rough Massive Strapon
No Lube for You
Or there's Always a Fist
With the knuckles duster.
Khakis
Be TFD.
Panic selling.....is forbodden.
EPIC MONDAY!
Will be a long day ....................today
I turned on CNBC for the first time in years just to look at the red numbers (and the green number for gold).
Well, well, well. Haus, you read my mind. As well as thousands of other longs who would have just liked to sell out after a 7 year run to protect their profits (Ah, fuck them! They have no rights in a down market. Hunt Brothers forced liquidations mentality.) or even "hedge" or just take something off the table to fell safer.
What the fucks wrong with that?
You know, it's always shit like this makes it worse. If it's a market, just let it function, but Oh Fucking No, gotta fiddle fuck with it every single last Goddamned way and screw up the entire world via Central Planning.
Hey, maybe I can open a Lemonade Stand to make a few extra pennies? Oh yeah, that's illegal, too.
Jump you fuckers!
Here's the thing. All of your 7 year gains were manufactured bullshit. And now you are bitching that "market" manipulation prevents you from locking in your manipulated gains. Queer logic.
People are commenting irony here; there is no logic Queer or other wise.
Panic selling in gold and gold shares is totally allowed and encouraged.
People who make money speculating when markets fall are... financial terrorists. They...must...be...stopped...
FUBAR.
Always a good sign.........
This is all just a glitch in a routine software update.
"As Nasdaq is halted for the 3rd time..."
Doesn't the fight get called at this point?
"No Más"
Rigged market alert......halted when it suits the fuckers.
I have some short on the nasdaq, netflix, twitter, facebook.
I paid about 2000 for each, total of 8K....
NOW THEY'RE AT 129.000$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My gold calls and gdxj and gdx... not so good... BUT WHOOHOO!!!
I'M GETTING SO DRUNK THIS EVENING, YOU WON'T BELIEVE IT!!
There are no exits...
That's the secondary bond market. You think equities are bad -- just wait for bonds to start selling off in a completely deserted and dry market.
You are doomed, doomed I say!!
F the doomed <---Richard Nixon to Hunter S Thompson
Sure glad I still have my DOW 10,000 hat. Just kept it in the closet on the back shelf.
Possession is 9/10th's.
Possession is 9/10th's.
Who said that?
The guy with the most guns.
Mr. Ponzi :)
I work the graveyard shift so I have been watching this whole train wreck in real time. Been up since noon yesterday and I have so much adrenaline pumping watching this that I couldn't go to sleep if I tried.
I hear that- but the graveyard shift could be a bitch tonite, with no sleep!
Casey had no problem with it.
Another Shanghai collapse of 8% tonight would wake me up and get me through better than a line of blow off a hooker's ass.
No Exit for Muppets...
Wait for all the trades which run against Goldman and the Morgue to be broken because of "fat fingers" and "glitches"
Here come the capital controls.
if you do not btfd then you are a fucking idiot
There's a band on the floor of the Exchange playing "Nearer, My God, to Thee."
if you played this game to the hilt,
don't do the crime if you can't do the time
I dunno anymore. and the new walking dead was only so-so
No need to worry folks. Cuter clothes coming to The Gap this spring!
http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/business/wp/2015/08/21/gap-is-promisi...
Should read... The Gap is in final negotiations with the Council of Women on additional new colors approved for their whipped men to wear next year.
Just another standing 8 - get back in the fucking ring yellen you fat pig and buy MOAR!!!!
bears repeating:
get back in the fucking ring yellen you fat pig and buy MOAR!!!!
This pronouncement from our Dear Leader:
"It is everyone's patriotic duty to support the economic recovery. Your savings have been taken from private hands and placed under government safekeeping. Do not worry, your money is safe with us. You will be able to withdraw a monthly stipend- enough to buy coarse bread, turnips, and kasha gruel, so that you may have the physical strength to work in a government controlled industry, making shell casings, or digging coal. Had we not intervened, you would be living in chaos, grubbing and fighting with your neighbors over garbage scraps. Remember, servitude is not just freedom- it is the BETTER freedom."
-Big Brother
Damn pricks, can't shut off my puts MFers!
Probably a good idea.
So why did silver get creamed overnight, while gold is holding steady? Just to add to the confusion, I suppose? I know those numbers are just for show so central planners can sleep at night, but still cannot discern any reason to it. Maybe I just answered my own question. Going long sadness and moral decay.
Lord Blankfein seen boarding the GS jet headed to Tel Aviv.
Maybe all these markets need are a few Snickers bars.
Here.
Selling is banned
Que the E-Trade baby spoof video.
Nothin like an emergency holiday to make one feel "bullish" about their investments!
Just because it didn't work for the Chinese market doesn't mean it's not going to work here. Remember....we're exceptional.
Let's go cashless!
LOLOLOL