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Did Someone Just Hack The San Fran Fed's Twitter Account
Is Janet Yellen's source Fed practicing to make as much sense as Alan Greenspan? Or perhaps this is how the Fed sends coded signals to the HFTs, but if so why isn't it in binary such as the following: 01000010 01010100 01000110 01000100 00001101 00001010?
The most likley answer is that the SF Fed's social media intern is about to become a seasonal adjustment
to the next week's initial jobless claims report due to a "fat butt"
error.
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what refreshing honesty from the fed about the state of the economy
Some kind of six numeral system? 0-5
I give this less than 12 hours before there are 38 thousand youtube videos with people decoding these to mean crazy shit from the end of the world, to reptilians, Jews, Jesus, a meteor, Niburu, Alex Jones is having an affair Macadoo, and how this secretly tells us who the next POTUS wil be.
Heads are turning at 33 liberty...
OMG! HaX0rs!
Yes, we have no Bananas ....
Nah, I've seen this before: http://lifewitharie.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/flickr-cat-on-keyboar...
Plummeting banker hit the keyboard.
And you all think the SF Fed has ... er i mean ... issues?
http://www.thewrap.com/where-would-bruce-jenner-serve-time-if-charged-ov...
it's called "Ooops, Sorry - Butt Dial" in my home
But he bounced, right? Right?!
Tell me he's alright. ;)
Yes, we have no Bananas ....
No problem, Yellen prefers giant mutant cucumbers......
Somebody's young child is playing with their phone.
Too bad the kid couldn'T have typed "Yeah, we have literally no money. Bailins start COB Friday."
funny, I was just thinking to myself that if I was a hacker and gained control of the fed's account, that is exactly what I would type. can you imagine the shitstorm that would follow?
To make it convincing -- you'd need to get multiple accounts from various sources (Fed, CNBC, Bloomberg, Dimon, etc., etc.,) at one time.
I would do it in the last 15 minutes of trading on a Friday. Too bad I have literally 0 tech skills.
or someone just got taken out.... one.... last...... tweet.......... ughhhhhhh
Meet the real E-Trade baby.
duh...Zombies!!
ya forgot #1
Stoopid cat walked across the keyboard!
Butt On Live DialPad or....
B.O.L.D., Bitchez!
I could have come up with better tweets than that
Yeah! A simple 'Zombies Ahead' would suffice and be true.
Yep, how about "Just BTFD"
Somebody got distracted while gargling Goldman BalSach.
=BTFD
So then what is this supposed to signal:
"Mazel Tov"?
you need this App - http://binarytranslator.com/
translates binary code to english - pretty useful
End The Fed is translated below:
01000101 01101110 01100100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01000110 01100101 01100100
01001100 01100101 01110100 00100000 01101001 01110100 00100000 01100010 01110101 01110010 01101110
Let it burn - good one.
I had to take a minute from work and play R2D2 -
If you're serious...
00001101 00001010 = 0xd 0xa (hex) = 13 10 (decimal) = Carriage Return, Linefeed.
Frequently used to termination a standard ASCII string (of text).
Like I said...I'm an unemployed Software Engineer.
Both by choice.
CALLER - Mr. Supinski, does my country own the Federal Reserve System?
MR. SUPINSKI - We are an agency of the government.
CALLER - That's not my question. Is it owned by my country?
MR. SUPINSKI - It is an agency of the government created by congress.
CALLER - Is the Federal Reserve a Corporation?
MR. SUPINSKI - Yes
CALLER - Does my government own any of the stock in the Federal Reserve?
MR. SUPINSKI - No, it is owned by the member banks.
CALLER - Are the member banks private corporations?
MR. SUPINSKI - Yes
CALLER - Are Federal Reserve Notes backed by anything?
MR. SUPINSKI -Yes, by the assets of the Federal Reserve but, primarily by the power of congress to lay tax on the people.
CALLER - Did you say, by the power to collect taxes is what backs Federal Reserve Notes?
MR. SUPINSKI - Yes
CALLER - What are the total assets of the Federal Reserve?
MR. SUPINSKI - The San Francisco Bank has $36 Billion in assets.
CALLER - What are these assets comprised of?
MR. SUPINSKI - Gold, the Federal Reserve Bank itself and government securities.
CALLER - What value does the Federal Reserve Bank carry gold per oz. on their books?
MR. SUPINSKI - I don't have that information but the San Francisco Bank has $1.6 billion in gold.
CALLER - Are you saying the Federal Reserve Bank of San Francisco has $1.6 billion in gold, the bank itself and the balance of the assets is government securities?
MR. SUPINSKI - Yes.
CALLER - Where does the Federal Reserve get Federal Reserve Notes from?
MR. SUPINSKI - They are authorized by the Treasury.
CALLER - How much does the Federal Reserve pay for a $10 Federal Reserve Note?
MR. SUPINSKI - Fifty to seventy cents.
CALLER - How much do they pay for a $100.00 Federal Reserve Note?
MR. SUPINSKI - The same fifty to seventy cents.
CALLER - To pay only fifty cents for a $100.00 is a tremendous gain, isn't it?
MR. SUPINSKI - Yes
CALLER - According
[continues... http://www.realdemocracy.com/frsystem.htm]
End the Fed.
We live in a fascist corpocrisy. Only a violent domestic extremist would want anything to be fair or logical.
MR. SUPINSKI -Yes, by the assets of the Federal Reserve but, primarily by the power of congress to lay tax on the people.
This is why it is so important that the tax code be 70,0000 pages. It holds every man woman and child in some state of violation. Thats right. You and everyone you know is in some state of non-compliance.
Which means that the fed has an infinite source of wealth, which will be arbitrarily collected from you by a goon with a gun. And they dont have to take just FRNs. The preffer to take real assets and souls. They can't print those.
delenda est
Janet is sending secret signals that the fed will not tighten. Haha... like all those idiot fed watchers that say, "crap they dropped the 'in some time' part..." Hahaha
Why do they even have a Twitter account....????
Same thing I thought. I assume for PR for the sheeple who think the FED isn't the most evil institution of fuckheads on the earth
Machine codes.
No I changed my mind, Tyler had it the first time; fat-butt error
Be funny as hell though if an algo actually tried to read that and as a result sold a large lot into chaos, breaking the world
Someone's baby was messing with the ipad.
total society collapse via butt dial...seriously?
Goldman?
upon further inspection someone was "sitting" on the keypad, all the letters are very close together, maybe a ballsack or sumthin'.
Thanx, got to clean my screen after that one.
It's the password for the printing press.
Someone was asking Jack Yellen if she was tight.
She thought they were asking, will she tighten and said no!
Actually, I think it's code to tell their buddies at Fox to buy up in time for the VIX-inspired spike back to Mon's highs the Fed's trading desk knows is coming just before 1:00
it is really sad if the Fed Reserve has a twitter account just like Caitlyn, Kris or Kim Kardashian.
It says "Drink more Ovaltine".
Sorry guys, just got the keys to HAARP and was itching to try it out.