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ReTuRN OF THe GRiM MaRKeT ReaPeR

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RETURN OF THE GRIM MARKET REAPER

 

I looked, and behold, an ashen horse; and he who sat on it had the name Market Collapse; and Zero Hedge was following with him.

 

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Thu, 08/27/2015 - 06:22 | 6476589 nmewn
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So, regarding this razzzist fuckhead who shot the newzzz crew on air...to be consistent, shouldn't the progs be screaming from the rooftops to ban the Black Nationalist and American flags from being seen anywhere on government property?

Sayin ;-)

Wed, 08/26/2015 - 19:56 | 6475512 Phoenix901210
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Copied onto my facebook status!

Wed, 08/26/2015 - 08:31 | 6472159 cowdiddly
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And, Behold, for out of his mouth poured great blasphemies and buttonwood

Wed, 08/26/2015 - 06:52 | 6471928 foxmuldar
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Any truth to rumors that their nailing down the windows on the high rise bank buildings on wall street?

Wed, 08/26/2015 - 08:42 | 6472193 EemieMeanieMinieMoe
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Would like to be there to witness the sons-of-bitches dive out the basement windows

Wed, 08/26/2015 - 06:49 | 6471925 buzzsaw99
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Arlington Steward: I have an offer to make you wall street. If you push the button, two things will happen. First, a small main street business, somewhere in the usa, which you don't know, will die. Second, you will receive a payment of one million dollars. You have 24 hours.

:wall street pushes button repeatedly:

Wed, 08/26/2015 - 06:58 | 6471933 nmewn
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You can't post stuff like that in the public domain! Its a state secret! See, look...

Classified by DAS, A/GIS, DoS on 7/30/2015 - Class: CONFIDENTIAL - Reason: 1.4(D) - Declassify on: 09/21/2019

...oh, wrong email.

Wait, here it is...

"Ex-IRS official Lois Lerner used a second personal email account under the name of “Toby Miles” to conduct official business during the time of the conservative group targeting scandal.

The Washington Times reported that the IRS admitted Monday in a court filing that Lerner used not one but two personal email accounts in addition to her official IRS email during her time heading the government agency’s Exempt Organizations Unit."

Shit, whats happening? I didn't mean to post that either!

Fucking rogue agents again ;-)

http://freebeacon.com/politics/lois-lerner-used-second-personal-email-un...

Wed, 08/26/2015 - 01:19 | 6471660 ebworthen
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Hmmm...7 years since we've seen that guy...coincidence?

Don't forget to not panic and keep your digital digits in your 401K/I.R.A. kids!

Wed, 08/26/2015 - 01:19 | 6471659 monad
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Why did the rat raise the minimum wage *now*? And other State crimes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=903C5XxKFM4

Tue, 08/25/2015 - 22:42 | 6471344 the grateful un...
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so all the companies in the DOW lose half their market cap and thousands (of Chinese) are laid off. oh.

Tue, 08/25/2015 - 22:19 | 6471283 Son of Captain Nemo
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Let's hope he's as good as they say "he" is...

Because this house needs a cleanin!

Tue, 08/25/2015 - 21:42 | 6471175 blindman
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Nathaniel Rateliff & The Night Sweats - S.O.B. (Official)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iAYhQsQhSY

Wed, 08/26/2015 - 06:44 | 6471173 nmewn
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And "the demonic" unicorn & puppy dog slayers intruding on their evil, made up fantasy lives rode with him.

Hey, the wolves have to eat too ;-)

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Apparently the official spin will read "Europe & China down only modestly 1-1.5%...so, fixed!!!" that was mass emailed out earlier from something called clinton@bathroomserver.com I got in my inbox.

Why, this is fantastic newzzz and ReAl wOrLd information...lol.

Tue, 08/25/2015 - 21:40 | 6471165 Row Well Number 41
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Chiggers!!! 

Squidpocolypse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrYhV3KRCz8

#41

Wed, 08/26/2015 - 07:32 | 6472006 New_Meat
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Up north, we call them chegroes.

Tue, 08/25/2015 - 21:04 | 6470993 Downtoolong
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Is that Bernanke in the lower right corner? He's the only guy in the picture who isn't wearing a hat.

This means something, like maybe his is going to be the first head to roll.

 

Wed, 08/26/2015 - 00:21 | 6471575 Slarti Bartfast
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There's someone behind him, holding a gun.

Tue, 08/25/2015 - 20:53 | 6470945 tc06rtw
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     …  they don’t look Chinese to me!

Tue, 08/25/2015 - 21:10 | 6471020 Global Douche
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Nor is the year a Chinese year as numerically represented, but who said this event would be limited to them? This shall be a Global Event, one requiring a Global Douche to rid of parasitic leech bank$ters, at least the ones who don't do the sheeple a favor by jumping first! 

Tue, 08/25/2015 - 21:38 | 6471153 Pure Evil
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Probably need to update the crowd scene to show a mass of zombies walking around.

Could call it: Fear the Grim Market Reaper Walking Dead.

 

OK, that sucks, but apropos.

 

And, paste Old Yellen Stains face in place of the Grim Market Reaper.

Wed, 08/26/2015 - 01:39 | 6471685 Insanity Wolf
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(Insanity Wolf rudely awakened by hoofbeats)

(Grim Reaper appears on horseback)

Reaper - "I have come to collect your eternal soul"

Wolf - "My my, looks like someone needs a good ass-raping"

Reaper - "Impudent mortal! I am the Reaper of Souls"

Wolf - (looks from horse to Reaper) "Who the fuck is talking to your boney ass?"

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