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Damn It Janet!

 

 

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Wed, 08/26/2015 - 14:55 | 6474139 SmallerGovNow2
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+400 right now, she must be reading ZH right now and is saying "in your face Tyler"...

Wed, 08/26/2015 - 14:57 | 6474156 The Bell Rang
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Watch the close now !!!!

Wed, 08/26/2015 - 14:59 | 6474175 bwh1214
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The PPT was distracted by a squirrel going into the close yesterday, they aren't going to make that mistake again.

Wed, 08/26/2015 - 15:04 | 6474205 summerof71
Wed, 08/26/2015 - 15:38 | 6474435 VATICANT
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This cat's getting fucked

Wed, 08/26/2015 - 15:06 | 6474213 TongueStun
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up 400 reassures the panicked flocks of sheeple, causing them to leave their money where it is.

Wed, 08/26/2015 - 15:09 | 6474234 SheepDog-One
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'Their money'....LOL good one.

Wed, 08/26/2015 - 15:13 | 6474259 Serfs Up
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+400??

Try +535 and heading straight up on low volume...

It's the preferred method of price manipulators everywhere.

Wed, 08/26/2015 - 15:06 | 6474214 I Write Code
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I think it was a gerbil going into something, but Wednesday is hampster day.

Wed, 08/26/2015 - 17:01 | 6474863 Apocalicious
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The squirrel's name was Deez Nutz

Wed, 08/26/2015 - 15:07 | 6474221 Tsar Pointless
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If it happens two days in a row, blood will run on the streets.

I don't think it will. Today should be the absolute inverse of yesterday. I think we rocket up into the close, probably up toward 1940 on the S&P. They really want this day to be ridiculously green.

If not...

Wed, 08/26/2015 - 15:24 | 6474327 Hitlery_4_Dictator
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Come get your tickects to "Rampfest 2015" brought to you by PPT. It's a great line up featuring, the new hit bands, "Buy The Fing Dip", "Yellens Got your hairy back", "We don't need No Fundamentals", and "Hedge Funds Matter". You must be at least 21 years old and a satanist to enter, we will be checking. 

Wed, 08/26/2015 - 15:43 | 6474461 TwelveOhOne
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Performing on a stool we've a sight to make you drool
Seven virgins and a mule
Keep it cool. Keep it cool.
We would like it to be known the exhibits that were shown
were exclusively our own,
All our own. All our own.

https://youtu.be/C_zo0FiNheI
Wed, 08/26/2015 - 15:28 | 6474372 Klemens
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it is important for everybody to know:  "Who are the Financial Markets?"   http://www.synagoguerising.com/

Wed, 08/26/2015 - 14:58 | 6474167 KnuckleDragger-X
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It only counts at the close as yesterday demonstrated and 400 won't even get it near last Thursdays close....

Wed, 08/26/2015 - 15:00 | 6474183 Cursive
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@SmallerGovtNow2

 

I'd have a better chance in the ring against Mike Tyson than she will keeping this raft of Medusa afloat for another 6 months.

Wed, 08/26/2015 - 15:14 | 6474274 SmallerGovNow2
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I agree with you.  Judging by the comments I guess I should have include a sarc tag...  :-D

Wed, 08/26/2015 - 15:17 | 6474297 Dr. Engali
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Fuck the sarc tags. If people don't get it, it's their problem.

Wed, 08/26/2015 - 19:49 | 6475482 Kprime
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you forgot your sarc tag

Wed, 08/26/2015 - 15:00 | 6474184 DirkDiggler11
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The PPT ( especially Kevin Henry) got their asses handed to them yesterday for letting the close get away from them. Ain't gonna happen today, no sir !

No 3PM breaks for hookers and blow today ! Green at 4PM fellas.

Wed, 08/26/2015 - 15:05 | 6474208 dirtscratcher
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One POV is that the PPT got their asses handed to them. The thought occured to me that maybe they were quite successful---in keeping the waterfall drop in the three digit range. Maybe this thing was going down a thousand or more and they stopped it in the hundreds instead.

Just a thought.

Wed, 08/26/2015 - 15:28 | 6474371 KCMLO
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I'm in agreement.  Watching the close was a constant struggle for momentum for the last 30 minutes especially.

Wed, 08/26/2015 - 14:56 | 6474149 HardlyZero
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batteries getting tired.

Wed, 08/26/2015 - 14:56 | 6474151 LetThemEatRand
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Everyone should have been tipped off to Yellen's supervillian status by the simple fact that she wears a helmet.

Wed, 08/26/2015 - 15:00 | 6474180 tekhneek
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What kind of sick parents name their son Janet anyway?

Wed, 08/26/2015 - 15:08 | 6474229 Tsar Pointless
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I knew a kid named Royal. last name Ferry, when I was coaching baseball back in the early 1990s.

Some people hate their children from conception.

Wed, 08/26/2015 - 15:26 | 6474358 all-priced-in
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I knew a guy named -  Oral Tage (pronounced tag)

 

His brother was named Richard but most people called him Dick.

 

 

 

Wed, 08/26/2015 - 17:08 | 6474901 Jethro
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In college, there was a Vietnamese kind named Phuc Yu. I know guy Named Johnson Johnson---he's Chinese---pretty awesome dude actually. I grew up with a kid named Justin Okie. When my dad was young, he knew an old guy named Horace Dick.

Wed, 08/26/2015 - 18:14 | 6475158 Harry Balzak
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Got a resume from a guy named Anal Ram.  

I shit you not...

Wed, 08/26/2015 - 21:39 | 6475900 all-priced-in
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I worked with a bunch of Vietnamese -

 

one guy named Phuc Lu - he did this a hundred times - he would meet someone for the first time and the guy would extend his had and say - Hi - my name is Jim Smith - and Phuc would say

 

Phuc Lu - but he made it sound like Fuc U

 

I also worked with a lady named Nguyen Nguyen - Pronounced Win Win

 

I knew several guys named Dong - it was a first and last name - but Loung Dong (pronounced Long Dong) was always good for a laugh. 

I also knew a bunch of ladies names Dung - they had a bunch of different ways to pronounce it -

 

 

 

 

Wed, 08/26/2015 - 15:28 | 6474367 tekhneek
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Oh man that's good.

I can hear it now: "Unf*ck yourself Royal Ferry!"

Wed, 08/26/2015 - 15:47 | 6474484 AuEagleNest
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I worked with a guy from Hawaii, name was Michael Goo. He had a brother named Richard, who went by "Dick". Said he proudly had Dick Goo printed on his IBM work-ID badge & showed me a picture of it.

 

Wed, 08/26/2015 - 16:11 | 6474619 Whodathunkit
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I worked with a guy named Reed Tardy.

Wed, 08/26/2015 - 16:14 | 6474649 Bananamerican
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I once knew a man from Hawaii

who loved to suck juice from papayi....

Wed, 08/26/2015 - 19:46 | 6475475 Kprime
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I have a 12 inch papayi

Wed, 08/26/2015 - 14:57 | 6474154 CarpetShag
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At least the USD is still the least syphilitic prick in the VD clinic.

Wed, 08/26/2015 - 15:00 | 6474182 KnuckleDragger-X
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Yep, but the clap will still kill you sooner or later.....

Wed, 08/26/2015 - 14:57 | 6474155 stantheman
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Tyler must be long SPY and long GOLD. Instgating Janet so she unleashes QE4.

Wed, 08/26/2015 - 15:22 | 6474331 Nolde Huruska
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"Tyler Durden was there in silver underwear"

 

Apologies to Richard O'Brien

 

Wed, 08/26/2015 - 18:51 | 6475287 neidermeyer
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DAMMIT JANET

 

Hey Janet (Yes Brad?), I've got something to say.
I really loved the skilful way
You beat the other girls to the bride's bouquet!

The river was deep but I swam it, Janet
The future is ours so let's plan it, Janet
So please don't tell me to can it, Janet
I've one thing to say and that's

Dammit, Janet, I love you...

The road was long but i ran it, Janet
There's a fire in my heart and you fan it, Janet
If there's one fool for you then I am it, Janet
I've one thing to say and that's

Dammit, Janet, I love you...

Here's a ring to prove that I'm no joker
There's three ways that love can grow
That's good, bad or mediocre
Oh J-A-N-E-T I love you so

Oh it's nicer than Betty Munroe had, oh Brad
Now we're engaged and I'm so glad, oh Brad
That you've met Mum and you know Dad, oh Brad
I've one thing to say and that's

Brad I'm mad for you too...

Oh Brad, Oh... dammit!
I'm mad, Oh Janet!
For you, I love you too
There's one thing left to do, and that's

Go see the man who began it, Janet
When we met in his science exam-it, Janet
Made me give you the eye and then panic, Janet
There's one thing to say and that's,

Dammit, Janet, I love you...

Dammit Janet; Oh brad, I'm mad
Dammit Janet; I love you!

Wed, 08/26/2015 - 14:58 | 6474164 Jason T
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BTFDYFI?

Wed, 08/26/2015 - 14:58 | 6474166 JustObserving
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What happened to old Yeller's put?

Wed, 08/26/2015 - 19:41 | 6475458 Kprime
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you have to fish it out of her vagina

 

Wed, 08/26/2015 - 14:59 | 6474171 Dr. Engali
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She forgot to ask the Bernank how to operate those new fangled printing presses. You know how old people and technology get along. She can bake one hell of a cookie though.

Wed, 08/26/2015 - 15:01 | 6474188 Son of Captain Nemo
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Dammit Janet... We hate you!!!...

Wed, 08/26/2015 - 15:03 | 6474197 Squid Viscous
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Purple NIRP-les for everyone until moral improves!

Wed, 08/26/2015 - 15:05 | 6474211 DontWorry
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Don't worry, the fundamentals of the U.S. economy are strong, especially relative to world conditions. This makes the U.S. market an attractive safe haven. There is still a huge volume of liquidity looking for returns, which will be invested here. Some volatility is to be expected after such an impressive bull run, and the values of the drops appear dramatic. They are still small percentage wise. There is every reason for the bull market to continue for the foreseeable future, and investors should welcome increased volatility as buying opportunities.

Wed, 08/26/2015 - 16:57 | 6474848 Miffed Microbio...
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That is the best sarcasm I have seen here. Most is very contrived and delivered in terse blunt sentences. Yours has the aura of a Zen Master and reads like fine poetry.

Welcome to ZH

Miffed;-)

Wed, 08/26/2015 - 15:07 | 6474222 thunderchief
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Lots of money still needs out of this market.  What are price gains in the world's strongest currency if it just washes away?

These Markets going foward are a pump and dump exercise for the .1 percent.

Wed, 08/26/2015 - 15:07 | 6474225 SheepDog-One
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All just fake bullshit, S&P worth maybe 400 at most, all else is just marshmallow filling.

Wed, 08/26/2015 - 15:08 | 6474228 Peter Pan
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The game is not rigged. It's simply f...ed.

Wed, 08/26/2015 - 15:10 | 6474241 Fukushima Fricassee
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The FED is a criminal organization and an enemy to all of the earth.

Wed, 08/26/2015 - 15:11 | 6474253 Hitlery_4_Dictator
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500+ fundementals still intact!

Wed, 08/26/2015 - 15:28 | 6474370 Soul Glow
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People in the financial MSM like to say the PPT is ficticious but here is the proof.

Executive Order 12631--Working Group on Financial Markets -

http://www.archives.gov/federal-register/codification/executive-order/12...

Wed, 08/26/2015 - 15:29 | 6474376 Thomas Paine
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Wanker Wednesday!

Wed, 08/26/2015 - 15:30 | 6474385 Wahooo
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It's gone alright - TO DA MOON!

Wed, 08/26/2015 - 15:31 | 6474394 Grandad Grumps
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Love the Rocky Horror Reference.

Janet Yellen, played by Meatloaf... but can she play the sax?

Wed, 08/26/2015 - 15:37 | 6474427 starman
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Vegas baby Vegas! 

Wed, 08/26/2015 - 15:49 | 6474497 BeerMe
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Ramping it on no volume today.

Wed, 08/26/2015 - 15:54 | 6474521 jcdenton
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It's UP .. It's DOWN! It's UP again .. Oh no, it's DOWN ..

It's a PSYOP ..

Listen to Jim Sinclair .. Not the other -- Jims .. (which may as well be Jinns)

https://youtu.be/u7tTdO6oxUA

Wed, 08/26/2015 - 15:54 | 6474522 youngman
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What a joke the markets have become...up 630 now...lol....and China dumping treasuries...yeah that is going to end well when that news gets out..

Wed, 08/26/2015 - 16:05 | 6474569 robertocarlos
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I can't wake up at 630, it's too early.

Wed, 08/26/2015 - 17:48 | 6475070 Ned Zeppelin
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I knew a guy once named Earl Schmuck, changed his last name to his wife's when he got married.  Never looked back.  All those schoolyards, . .

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