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Damn It Janet!
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+400 right now, she must be reading ZH right now and is saying "in your face Tyler"...
Watch the close now !!!!
The PPT was distracted by a squirrel going into the close yesterday, they aren't going to make that mistake again.
Bye, Felicia.
This cat's getting fucked
up 400 reassures the panicked flocks of sheeple, causing them to leave their money where it is.
'Their money'....LOL good one.
+400??
Try +535 and heading straight up on low volume...
It's the preferred method of price manipulators everywhere.
I think it was a gerbil going into something, but Wednesday is hampster day.
The squirrel's name was Deez Nutz
If it happens two days in a row, blood will run on the streets.
I don't think it will. Today should be the absolute inverse of yesterday. I think we rocket up into the close, probably up toward 1940 on the S&P. They really want this day to be ridiculously green.
If not...
Come get your tickects to "Rampfest 2015" brought to you by PPT. It's a great line up featuring, the new hit bands, "Buy The Fing Dip", "Yellens Got your hairy back", "We don't need No Fundamentals", and "Hedge Funds Matter". You must be at least 21 years old and a satanist to enter, we will be checking.
Performing on a stool we've a sight to make you drool
https://youtu.be/C_zo0FiNheISeven virgins and a mule
Keep it cool. Keep it cool.
We would like it to be known the exhibits that were shown
were exclusively our own,
All our own. All our own.
it is important for everybody to know: "Who are the Financial Markets?" http://www.synagoguerising.com/
It only counts at the close as yesterday demonstrated and 400 won't even get it near last Thursdays close....
@SmallerGovtNow2
I'd have a better chance in the ring against Mike Tyson than she will keeping this raft of Medusa afloat for another 6 months.
I agree with you. Judging by the comments I guess I should have include a sarc tag... :-D
Fuck the sarc tags. If people don't get it, it's their problem.
you forgot your sarc tag
The PPT ( especially Kevin Henry) got their asses handed to them yesterday for letting the close get away from them. Ain't gonna happen today, no sir !
No 3PM breaks for hookers and blow today ! Green at 4PM fellas.
One POV is that the PPT got their asses handed to them. The thought occured to me that maybe they were quite successful---in keeping the waterfall drop in the three digit range. Maybe this thing was going down a thousand or more and they stopped it in the hundreds instead.
Just a thought.
I'm in agreement. Watching the close was a constant struggle for momentum for the last 30 minutes especially.
batteries getting tired.
Everyone should have been tipped off to Yellen's supervillian status by the simple fact that she wears a helmet.
What kind of sick parents name their son Janet anyway?
I knew a kid named Royal. last name Ferry, when I was coaching baseball back in the early 1990s.
Some people hate their children from conception.
I knew a guy named - Oral Tage (pronounced tag)
His brother was named Richard but most people called him Dick.
In college, there was a Vietnamese kind named Phuc Yu. I know guy Named Johnson Johnson---he's Chinese---pretty awesome dude actually. I grew up with a kid named Justin Okie. When my dad was young, he knew an old guy named Horace Dick.
Got a resume from a guy named Anal Ram.
I shit you not...
I worked with a bunch of Vietnamese -
one guy named Phuc Lu - he did this a hundred times - he would meet someone for the first time and the guy would extend his had and say - Hi - my name is Jim Smith - and Phuc would say
Phuc Lu - but he made it sound like Fuc U
I also worked with a lady named Nguyen Nguyen - Pronounced Win Win
I knew several guys named Dong - it was a first and last name - but Loung Dong (pronounced Long Dong) was always good for a laugh.
I also knew a bunch of ladies names Dung - they had a bunch of different ways to pronounce it -
Oh man that's good.
I can hear it now: "Unf*ck yourself Royal Ferry!"
I worked with a guy from Hawaii, name was Michael Goo. He had a brother named Richard, who went by "Dick". Said he proudly had Dick Goo printed on his IBM work-ID badge & showed me a picture of it.
I worked with a guy named Reed Tardy.
I once knew a man from Hawaii
who loved to suck juice from papayi....
I have a 12 inch papayi
At least the USD is still the least syphilitic prick in the VD clinic.
Yep, but the clap will still kill you sooner or later.....
Tyler must be long SPY and long GOLD. Instgating Janet so she unleashes QE4.
"Tyler Durden was there in silver underwear"
Apologies to Richard O'Brien
DAMMIT JANET
Hey Janet (Yes Brad?), I've got something to say.
I really loved the skilful way
You beat the other girls to the bride's bouquet!
The river was deep but I swam it, Janet
The future is ours so let's plan it, Janet
So please don't tell me to can it, Janet
I've one thing to say and that's
Dammit, Janet, I love you...
The road was long but i ran it, Janet
There's a fire in my heart and you fan it, Janet
If there's one fool for you then I am it, Janet
I've one thing to say and that's
Dammit, Janet, I love you...
Here's a ring to prove that I'm no joker
There's three ways that love can grow
That's good, bad or mediocre
Oh J-A-N-E-T I love you so
Oh it's nicer than Betty Munroe had, oh Brad
Now we're engaged and I'm so glad, oh Brad
That you've met Mum and you know Dad, oh Brad
I've one thing to say and that's
Brad I'm mad for you too...
Oh Brad, Oh... dammit!
I'm mad, Oh Janet!
For you, I love you too
There's one thing left to do, and that's
Go see the man who began it, Janet
When we met in his science exam-it, Janet
Made me give you the eye and then panic, Janet
There's one thing to say and that's,
Dammit, Janet, I love you...
Dammit Janet; Oh brad, I'm mad
Dammit Janet; I love you!
BTFDYFI?
What happened to old Yeller's put?
you have to fish it out of her vagina
She forgot to ask the Bernank how to operate those new fangled printing presses. You know how old people and technology get along. She can bake one hell of a cookie though.
Dammit Janet... We hate you!!!...
Purple NIRP-les for everyone until moral improves!
Don't worry, the fundamentals of the U.S. economy are strong, especially relative to world conditions. This makes the U.S. market an attractive safe haven. There is still a huge volume of liquidity looking for returns, which will be invested here. Some volatility is to be expected after such an impressive bull run, and the values of the drops appear dramatic. They are still small percentage wise. There is every reason for the bull market to continue for the foreseeable future, and investors should welcome increased volatility as buying opportunities.
That is the best sarcasm I have seen here. Most is very contrived and delivered in terse blunt sentences. Yours has the aura of a Zen Master and reads like fine poetry.
Welcome to ZH
Miffed;-)
Lots of money still needs out of this market. What are price gains in the world's strongest currency if it just washes away?
These Markets going foward are a pump and dump exercise for the .1 percent.
All just fake bullshit, S&P worth maybe 400 at most, all else is just marshmallow filling.
The game is not rigged. It's simply f...ed.
The FED is a criminal organization and an enemy to all of the earth.
I told ya: https://twitter.com/RazorForex/status/635821138828914688
500+ fundementals still intact!
People in the financial MSM like to say the PPT is ficticious but here is the proof.
Executive Order 12631--Working Group on Financial Markets -
http://www.archives.gov/federal-register/codification/executive-order/12...
Wanker Wednesday!
It's gone alright - TO DA MOON!
Love the Rocky Horror Reference.
Janet Yellen, played by Meatloaf... but can she play the sax?
Vegas baby Vegas!
Ramping it on no volume today.
It's UP .. It's DOWN! It's UP again .. Oh no, it's DOWN ..
It's a PSYOP ..
Listen to Jim Sinclair .. Not the other -- Jims .. (which may as well be Jinns)
https://youtu.be/u7tTdO6oxUA
What a joke the markets have become...up 630 now...lol....and China dumping treasuries...yeah that is going to end well when that news gets out..
I can't wake up at 630, it's too early.
I knew a guy once named Earl Schmuck, changed his last name to his wife's when he got married. Never looked back. All those schoolyards, . .