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The Best Explanation If Exposed As An Ashley Madison Member...
... comes from Dan Loeb of Third Point, who as Gawker points out admits to being a member of the hacked cheating website: due diligence.
To wit:
“As my family, friends and business colleagues know, I am a prolific web surfer. Did I visit this site to see what it was all about? Absolutely – years ago, at the time I was invested in Yahoo and IAC and was endlessly curious about apps and websites. Did I ever engage or meet with anyone through this site? Never. That was never my intention — as evidenced by the fact that I never provided a credit card to set up an account.”
Indeed, as the author points out, this is an "entirely plausible excuse for being on Ashley Madison" especially for someone who was financially affiliated with comparable websites. In fact, for anyone on Wall Street caught on Ashley Madison and having to explain to their significant other why they were on (a website where some 95% of the members were many to begin with) the explanation is all too simple: to test out the platform and its profitability ahead of their imminent (and now permanently scrapped) IPO. Period, end of story.
Unless the story doesn't end there, like in this case: "it doesn’t explain why someone who had no intention of engaging with other adulterers described himself as looking for “discreet fun with 9 or 10,” as indicated in his profile data.
I asked Loeb why he’d entered his desire for “discreet fun” into a website he had no intention of using. He replied: “That field was part of going on the site and I gave a brief line that sounded plausible.”
Loeb’s statement also doesn’t explain why he checked his private messages on an account he never used to “engage” with anyone. The profile data shows that the last time he did so was on December 9, 2013—eight months after he joined Ashley Madison.
Here is what a better explanation may have sounded like: "I am a billionaire: does it look like I need to secretly hook up on an anonymous website when I can go out and have any woman I want?"
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Anyone who is an Ashley Madison member is a fool, a horny dog and a cheap f**k. Which is why women avoided the site like the plague.
Ashley Madison was designed for women who want to be anally penetrated.
and, men, like loeb.
Only once, and I didn't inhale, and I didn't like it, but actually I wouldn't know if I liked it or not because I didn't inhale.
Are we clear now ?
No. Those women go to the Assley Madison website.
Best explanation? Prove it...
CC, and address on site proves nothing...just proves someone stole your info (from another hacked site) and made an account there with it.
.....And all these years you didn't call your CC company and dispute the charges?
Guilty. I was fucking Hillary Clinton and Huma on the side. Then the lights came on and I cut my dick off.
Your an idiot; really.
I hope you see the irony of your accusation given your inability to harness the complex concept of ' you're '
Actually, it appears most "women" were dudes within the company responding to get men to pay to send messages.
http://www.businessinsider.com/ashley-madison-almost-no-women-2015-8
"Actually, it appears most "women" were dudes"
As long as men won't bother to enquire about female sexuality - I mean the real one, not what they fantasize - they will carry on either meeting only hookers or talking to each other on "hot" Websites.Lesson one: There is no such thing as a woman in her right mind looking for sex. If she does, either she has a serious problem or, more likely by far, it's her job. Or both. Plenty of seriously traumatized women (think rape or child abuse) will make money out of their PTSD (the same applies to male prostitutes, trannies or other, BTW).
Either way, it's not real sexuality Johns encounter with hookers, just symptoms of bad trauma (like, first and foremost, self-destructive sexual behavior) or at best, dire poverty.
Despite what they tell Johns in order to keep them content and coming back with their wallet ready, there is no such thing as a happy hooker who "loves her job", either.
Simply put, nobody, male or female, "likes" to sell sex.
[Edit] This was no moralistic rant, just simple facts every man should know.
Seems like such an obvious way to gather blackmail data, the NSA must love this site and it wouldn't surprise me if they own it.
#41
EXACTLY. Now it should be obvious why the media and financial elite are OWNED
Except women who like to get gang banged by 19 guys.
Show your comment to your child; dad.
This is adult humor time, oh pious one.
Anyone who has been wronged should check this guy out, he at least provides comic relief.
https://www.youtube.com/user/redonkulaspopp
You sound like some white knight fucktard who probably sold his nuts to some woman years ago. Did your wife//girlfriend approve you posting?
Having said that, I do think anyone who iwas a member of that site is a moron. Men AND women. Clearly women were members as well...
ROFL - unfortunately people might not remember or might not be aware of how much information is in the dumps so crafting your plausible lie is going to be a challenge.
Ah, the "Pete Townshend Defense". Lulz.
Would "my marriage was in a rough patch due to my severe depression and the daily affirmation of winks from strangers got me through" work any better? ;)
oh yes....he was caught 'studying up' on child porn so he could 'help the police better respond to it' with his new knowldge...is he Sir Peter Townshend? explains why he got away with it
Dear Pete,
You should really wait until you've been duly deputized before going on a sting operation.
Sincerely,
Scotland Yard
Here's another one from Hunter Biden: my name was put there by "America's enemies"
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/08/24/exclusive-joe-bidens-...
I saw that one too. Wouldn't it be easier (and more plausible) to pay your Dr. to give you some meds for RLS (restless leg syndrome). Side effects include gambling, drinking, and chasing whores. Just present your medical leaflet as defense in divorce court...
Restless 3rd leg syndrome?
Thinking with the wrong head syndrome?
Haha! Classic! This could be a new thing. Excuses of why you were on Ashley Madison. My excuse would be..."I did that when I was drunk, so I have checked myself in to see if I have a drinking problem." The Sarkisian excuse.
Yeah, this Ashley Madison stuff is hilarious!! Oh the morals of these scum bags that then try to lie their way out of it. C'mon man up to it!!
I agree the drunk approach might be the best. ha! ha! Heck, bet you thought you were on the Christian Singles site instead. ha! ha! ha!
Here is the standard by which all of us will be judged by, the only judgment that has material affect; do you pass or fail?
And because they did not think it worthwhile to have God in their knowledge, God delivered them over to a worthless mind to do what is morally wrong.
29 They are filled with all unrighteousness, evil, greed, and wickedness. They are full of envy, murder, disputes, deceit, and malice. They are gossips, 30 slanderers, God-haters, arrogant, proud, boastful, inventors of evil, disobedient to parents, 31 undiscerning, untrustworthy, unloving, and unmerciful. 32 Although they know full well God's just sentence-that those who practice such things deserve to die-they not only do them, but even applaud others who practice them.Shorter version: Don't be a jerk.
Shhhh. Be vewy, vewy, quiet. We want to see what happens when Joe goes up against Hillary.....
He probably would too, the old dog.
Wasn't it reported that ole' dog Joe's son was registered on this site? ha! ha! ha!
Thanks for the link. Went there: Biden's offspring's breathtaking excuse: "The enemies of America did it", i.e. Putin. Sign-up IP was 166.147.118.43 which is in Fort Lauderdale. A pro-Russia cell operating out of North America, no doubt.
yeah and someone hacked into my ip address and is spending 10 hours a day watching porntube while wearing sullied mutant underwear. /s
Hmmm...might be fun to go wardialing in the Hamptons for material that doesn't pass the Roth standard.
" I was so dunk I didn't know what I waz doing. I can't remember a thing! "
Why is zh so understanding, and yet so unwise?
"Reading Playboy? Shure I only bought it to read it's interesting articles" defence.
The interviews was always my excuse. "Very beleivable," my father said and then would ask to borrow so he, too, could 'read the interviews.'
This will make you laugh
'Ashley Madison was a bunch of dudes talking to each other, data analysis suggests'
http://finance.yahoo.com/news/ashley-madison-bunch-dudes-talking-2331582...
Yeah, if you wanted real action, LavaLife was the place to go...
If you want 'real action' drop by the SEC after dark. The Midgets will already be there.
I hear Fridays are the best; it's "Bring your own Midget" night.
Um, if what I'm reading is true, there might be a lot of people 'dropping by' at the SEC tomorrow.
"De plane! De plane! De...um..."
SPLAT.
WTF is up with Sao Paolo and 'Bama?
Sounds more like Jew diligence there, Dan.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_S._Loeb
EDIT: Why do successful financial types of the tribe feel the need to make first mention they're Jewish, yet so many of them change their name so as not to be identified when doing public work like Whorrywood?
Daniel Loeb is jewish. From Wikipedia: ” Loeb was born to a Jewish family,[2] the son of Ronald and Clare (née Spark) Loeb,[6] and raised in Santa Monica, California”.
Loeb's great-aunt, Ruth Handler (also jewish), created the Barbie doll and co-founded Mattel Inc.
He also called "Wall St. Protests As ‘Anti-Semitic’" Hedge Fund-Bankrolled Emergency Committee For Israel Smears Occupy Wall St. Protests As ‘Anti-Semitic’
Link: http://thinkprogress.org/security/2011/10/13/343414/hedge-fund-bankrolle...
He could have posted, as intent: "Business analysis. Zero personal interest."
I was trolling for men, but then found out after creating an account that the service was for the meeting of women. Then I figured out that there were next to no real women using the site, and so...
Zion is a scheme, not an ethnicity..
The English paper The Independent said for every 10,000 users only 3 were genuine women, the rest were fakes. Men find it impossible to be monogamous and this is the ultimate proof.
the ratio of 3 'genuine' women to 10,000 holds true out here in the 'real world' as well. quoting my friend fred goose moody: they are merely a life support system for a pussy
Turing bots simulating real women.
#41
It's also part of the death knell of online dating (OLD) in general.
Men are told their manliness is measured in how many women they can bang, and that there is this huge cloud of attractive, available women if he would just pay a little money for access. This is the basic idea behind bars, fancy restaurants (how many men want to go to them with other male friends?), online dating, pickup artist books like The Game, all of it. If you read the interview of the Ashley Madison CEO, the interview was full of "dudes are getting laid on this site all the time!" Except not.
Sticking to one wife and investing the effort necessary for a decent sex life, or just skipping relationships all together, seems like a better deal.
Protocol #14 Corrupt minds with filth and perversion
Here's a plausible excuse he could have used: "I was queer back then but I went to one of those 'special' retreats and they cured me".
Tap your ATM…
There’s no place like the ‘hood,
There’s no place like the ‘hood…
Or the phone service.
American Psycho Bateman's Prostituteshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ymZ6sxFBbU
What kind of fool signs up to a "discrete affair" service of any kind using their primary email address and Platinum Credit card ... You'd think a biggusDickus@gmail alias and a pre-paid anonymus credit card would be obvious first line of defense mechanisms ???
Jerry Springer once used a credit card for something...long ago...
And I thought Jews never cheat.
They pretty much run the porn industry, so it's not a stretch to sorta put the pieces together, know what I mean...?
I never do nuttin wrong but everytime I get the blame.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OglHdJDMTto
DARYLE SINGLETARY
Too Much Fun Lyrics
Blue lights flashing in my rear view
The sheriff said, "Boy I should've known it was you
You got fourteen people in the back of this truck
I warned you twice and now I'm writing you up"
I said "Officer, what have I done?"
He smiled and said, "Boy you're having too much fun"
Too much fun, what's that mean?
It's like too much money, there's no such thing
It's like a girl too pretty with too much class
Being too lucky, a car too fast
No matter what they say, I've done
But I ain't never had too much fun
There was a fight Friday night at the stumble inn
Me and 'ole Harley just had to join in
Next thing you know we were both seeing stars
They threw us out, closed down the bar
I said, "The Long Branch is open the night's still young
And we ain't never had too much fun"
Too much fun, what's that mean?
It's like too much money, there's no such thing
It's like a girl too pretty with too much class
Being too lucky, a car too fast
No matter what they say, I've done
But I ain't never had too much fun
I'm a holly terror, a tornado
Wind me up, turn me loose and let me go
Too much fun, what's that mean?
It's like too much money, there's no such thing
It's like a girl too pretty with too much class
Being too lucky, a car too fast
No matter what they say, I've done
But I ain't never had too much fun
No matter what they say, I've done
Well, we ain't never had to much fun
Give me the reigns and let me run
'Cause I ain't never had to much fun
Lyrics found <a href="http://www.elyrics.net/read/d/daryle-singletary-lyrics/too-much-fun-lyri..." rel="nofollow">here</a>
As many here remember, this is the guy who likes the 'moral high ground' when it comes to chastising others about saying one thing but doing another with their money & influence...
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/australiaandthepacific/austral...
Weird . . .it's like necrophilia.
Yeah butt the grapes tasted funny.
What me?
#dundunuffin
Not to state the obvious, but coke and hookers are alive and well on Wall Street.
Let us be fair, for all of us are corrupt to the inner core; NOT a single exception.
And because they did not think it worthwhile to have God in their knowledge, God delivered them over to a worthless mind to do what is morally wrong.
29 They are filled with all unrighteousness, evil, greed, and wickedness. They are full of envy, murder, disputes, deceit, and malice. They are gossips, 30 slanderers, God-haters, arrogant, proud, boastful, inventors of evil, disobedient to parents, 31 undiscerning, untrustworthy, unloving, and unmerciful. 32 Although they know full well God's just sentence-that those who practice such things deserve to die-they not only do them, but even applaud others who practice them.It figures people would downvote, but seriously now, every society has sins it sweeps under the rug, and other sins it goes after with extreme prejudice.
The real terror to every human on the planet, is the idea that the sins swept under the rug are just as grievous as those which are OK to hate. Indeed, how many men really have the courage to ask "What am I doing right now, that I think is OK, that may in fact be totally wrong?" This goes double for evangelicals; the world is watching you.
"What am I doing right now, that I think is OK, that may in fact be totally wrong?"
I ask myself that very question almost every day.
I think It's why I have so very little money...
Romans 8:34 reads... 34 Who is he that condemns? Christ Jesus, who died--more than that, who was raised to life--is at the right hand of God and is also interceding for us.
I agree with you that we should be vigilant to let others know the truth. And that apart from knowing the Jesus living in and thru us is the only solution.... But I would also complement your post by providing this verse as the antidote for all who come to know Him.
Ain't pussy, booze and drugs just the greatest fucking escape when you are systematically responsible for the destruction of your's and everyone elses way of life?!!!
Until it isn't anymore!!!
What ever happened to The Art of Getting Laid by going to a bar?
Check out Johnny's Hideaway in Atlanta - if you can't get laid after a few hours in there, you are truly HOPELESS....
Hopefully, more cops kill themselves for being the corrupt, lying, pieces of shit that they all are.
http://photographyisnotacrime.com/2015/08/texas-police-captain-linked-to...
serotonin..........
Gorhum, a 25-year veteran of the department, oversaw the San Antonio Regional Intelligence Center Unit aka the Southwest Texas Fusion Center, where federal, state and local law enforcement officers collaborate on investigating citizens deemed to be dangerous.
Nice guy and a good start for the "Fusion Center" SS
I thought the best excuses were going to be:
7. I did not have sex with that woman.
I Guess #7 ......Once was enough for Bill, then he spent the rest of his life trying to clean the smell off his dick
Watch it Tyler NSA Google Yahoo and Microsoft got Loeb off Yahoo board with 1 B where Danny Got Scott Thompson fired, and Marissa Mayer hired. Who really gives a rats ass about Ashley Madison... Al_CIA_Duh is losing control.. They use to be able to blackmail Pope Frankie the pedophile protector 5, the score of pedophiles, gay men with exposure.. Now throw up another cover for war crimes, drug dealing, bank laundering, tourture sites, SCOTUS crimes (http://www.reuters.com/investigates/special-report/scotus/ ) crimes, POTUS tourture crimes (http://detaineetaskforce.org/pdf/Full-Report.pdf ).
Watch it Tyler remember ( FIRST RULE OF THE FIGHT CLUB)..
HEY ZEROHEDGERS http://oll.libertyfund.org/quote/122
Lysander Spooner on Jury Nullification as the "palladium of liberty" against the tyranny of government (1852)
Just another thought police blackmail crime perpetrated from the "Banker, TPP cabal of Al-Cia Duh).... http://www.aliexpress.com/item-img/Clown-Thriller-Balaclava-Killer-Scary...
IT WAS THE NORTH KOREANS/CHINESE/RUSSIANS that hacked.....
"The Rothschilds, and that class of money-lenders of whom they are the representatives and agents -- men who never think of lending a shilling to their next-door neighbors, for purposes of honest industry, unless upon the most ample security, and at the highest rate of interest -- stand ready, at all times, to lend money in unlimited amounts to those robbers and murderers, who call themselves governments, to be expended in shooting down those who do not submit quietly to being robbed and enslaved." by: Lysander Spooner(1808-1887) Political theorist, activist, abolitionist Source: "No Treason #6" (1870) Rating:
Get yourselves a copy of Spooner or at least read him on http://www.lysanderspooner.org/works/
http://www.lysanderspooner.org/
Appropos of the OT:
ah did not hav sax with that woman....monica
and this piece of shit walks around like a dignitary and collects half a billion from his wife selling state secrets...and plunders haitian relief funds and the bitch runs for prez..i am sure the relationships of anyone using AM were already finito..
I recently heard a rumor of a website titled, "HillaryRodham.org" (org = orgasm).
A 7 X 10 picture of HRC is prominently displayed on the webpage with the following question in bold print shown beneath it.
The question asks,
"Would you have sex with this woman if she paid you a million dollars and secured your vote for the democratic party nominee for President of the United States? Answer 'YES' or 'NO'."
How many votes do you think guys (or girls) would give her?