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Crash? What Crash? Dow Goes Green On Week

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So does this mean a September rate hike is back on the table?

 

 

Everything is awesome again.

 

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Thu, 08/27/2015 - 09:36 | 6477057 GMadScientist
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DO IT, JANET!!

Thu, 08/27/2015 - 09:38 | 6477065 This is it
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Close your eyes...imagine that babe opening wide...

Thu, 08/27/2015 - 09:39 | 6477070 Maplehood
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Tobin's Q calls for a 70% correction in the major markets

http://www.goldsqueeze.com/analysis/tobins-q-technical-analysis-agree-se...

 

Thu, 08/27/2015 - 09:41 | 6477080 This is it
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That's right. It's correcting up now.

Thu, 08/27/2015 - 09:48 | 6477100 Maplehood
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See the post from two days ago about the coming (in process) rip your face off rally just prior to the big dump

http://www.goldsqueeze.com/analysis/the-worst-thing-that-can-happen-in-t...

 

Thu, 08/27/2015 - 11:06 | 6477461 Renfield
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Yup, you nailed it. Good explanation as to what's going on here, and I think you're right about that one last lure to retail.

Thu, 08/27/2015 - 09:42 | 6477087 greyghost
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who needs the fed? according to citi, the chinese will raise interest rates by dumping their treasuries 

Thu, 08/27/2015 - 09:53 | 6477111 spastic_colon
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yes part of the "trade" agreement was the ability to "trade" financial instruments.....china sells treasuries and buys their own and everyone elses stocks.....all fixed

Thu, 08/27/2015 - 09:41 | 6477076 BullyBearish
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Yep...bet on it!!

Thu, 08/27/2015 - 10:07 | 6477202 Lewshine
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The no brain "Fed"  trade and mortal lock: Long Spy, Short Oil and Precious Metals. Carry on!

Thu, 08/27/2015 - 09:42 | 6477084 XAU XAG
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End of the week ............da ma..................not to day

Thu, 08/27/2015 - 10:41 | 6477355 dimwitted economist
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can you believe some Folks are so Cynical that they Actually BELIEVE that the "Market" is FAKE?

Thu, 08/27/2015 - 09:38 | 6477063 Lumberjack
Thu, 08/27/2015 - 09:38 | 6477064 Serfs Up
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Yay.

I live in tha USSA.

The place where price discovery and justice have approximately the same meaning...

Thu, 08/27/2015 - 09:42 | 6477078 Mr Poopra
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The insiders insist on liquidating in the green.  Only schmucks are buying at this point and will be left holding the bag soon enough.  If you're still stupid enough to be in this "market", you deserve it.

Thu, 08/27/2015 - 10:19 | 6477262 PTR
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Dollar Cost Averaging is the only way I lie to myself.

Correction- I also lie to myself (by way of attempting to reassure) saying that I won't need any old-age funds for another 40 years.

 

A lot can happen in 40 years, in either direction. So I'm not sweating.

Thu, 08/27/2015 - 10:20 | 6477274 Karlus
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You okay with being short dumb names?

Thu, 08/27/2015 - 11:08 | 6477472 Mr Poopra
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What does it look like?

Thu, 08/27/2015 - 09:41 | 6477079 101 years and c...
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just closing the gaps from friday's close. stocks will close red today.

Thu, 08/27/2015 - 09:39 | 6477069 DontWorry
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I expect this market up trend to continue for quite some time. Don't worry about volatility

Thu, 08/27/2015 - 09:47 | 6477096 I AM SULLY
Thu, 08/27/2015 - 09:55 | 6477124 GeezerGeek
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There were too many comments about how the market kept going up without a real correction. So they engineered a quickie "correction". So now it's all FORWARD!

Thu, 08/27/2015 - 09:40 | 6477072 saints51
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Good now we can get that September 2015 rate hike.

Thu, 08/27/2015 - 09:44 | 6477085 falak pema
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the official version is the revised GDP estimate > 3%.

So the rest follows...US economy is plain sailing.

Now what was ZH saying about "channel stuffing" to fudge the GDP numbers...is the question MSM asks itself (or should if it has any true pretention to being a "media").

Who's right and who's wrong?

Its just a question of number crunching and sleight of hand; one way or the other.

Thu, 08/27/2015 - 09:43 | 6477088 Shleprock
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BTFD baby!  never fails

Thu, 08/27/2015 - 09:43 | 6477089 TheReplacement
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Shoulda BTFD.  This time anyway.

Thu, 08/27/2015 - 09:53 | 6477090 Keltner Channel Surf
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"No gap shall remain unfilled" sayeth the hexadecimal trading gods

Given fear factor, they may try to take it to overnight futures lows before deciding what to do, a bounce if VIX continues lower

Thu, 08/27/2015 - 10:16 | 6477248 Osmium
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No gap to the downside.  They can have a gap up when the market runs up that may not be filled.

Thu, 08/27/2015 - 10:45 | 6477321 Keltner Channel Surf
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If you're old enough to remember when they'd demonstrate vacuum cleaner suction at Sears by reversing it,  keeping a small beach ball floating in the air, reminds me of QEs impact on up gaps in the recent past, the Fed sitting there with the Kenmore cranked.  Still, seems most daily chart gaps filled eventually ...

Thu, 08/27/2015 - 09:46 | 6477093 Soul Glow
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"This Schizophrenic Market" brought to you by central banks everywhere.

Thu, 08/27/2015 - 09:48 | 6477102 Rainman
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Dudley + double seasonally-adjusted GDP= fixed

            .... isn't that easy ?

Thu, 08/27/2015 - 10:22 | 6477278 Karlus
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Chinese dumping T's + rate hike on table = not fixed

Thu, 08/27/2015 - 09:54 | 6477115 OneTinTrooper
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You all were going crazy with excitement, werent you?  I knew you folks were in for at let down.  So sorry.

Thu, 08/27/2015 - 09:56 | 6477132 saints51
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LOL!!!!!!!

Monday morning armchair quarterback.

Thu, 08/27/2015 - 10:08 | 6477205 OneTinTrooper
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Well, I was hoping to catch 100 shares of an ETF at 30% below NAV.  But I forgot my password to my account.  And I figured that the pricing was not available for public consumption anyways

Thu, 08/27/2015 - 09:54 | 6477118 Sanity Bear
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based on volume, you could also say it's gone green on the weak

Thu, 08/27/2015 - 09:56 | 6477126 Raging Debate
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Dead cat bounce. Never buy or sell into a panic. I will wait a month and evaluate. 

Thu, 08/27/2015 - 09:59 | 6477148 Ban KKiller
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"The queasy chaos of this week’s markets, which has rattled even Wall Street pros, appeared to hit smaller investors especially hard, leaving a fresh dent in their stock market confidence." NY Times.    And in other news...sky is blue. 

Thu, 08/27/2015 - 10:12 | 6477231 shantyman
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The week is not over yet....

Thu, 08/27/2015 - 10:18 | 6477259 chunga
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Naw, it's bound to go to the moon since right before all this up/down shit we cashed out of 401k and paid the penalty. We're still glad because we're both convinced it's all a giant fraudulent gimmick.

Thu, 08/27/2015 - 10:11 | 6477225 undertowed
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Everything is awesome again!

Thu, 08/27/2015 - 10:16 | 6477238 Not if_ But When
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A SERIOUS QUESTION :

This week Rule 48 was announced on three consecutive days.  There was also continuous discussion about downside circuit breakers and trading halts.

Are there also any Rules, Circuit Breakers or trading halts to address such moves to the UPSIDE?  I mean, to protect investors from OVERPAYING for equities?  I tried to do research on this and found contradictory information at various sites.

Thu, 08/27/2015 - 10:15 | 6477246 SillySalesmanQu...
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Absolutely no red anywhere, here, overseas... Zip, nada, zilch, zero, doughnut.

Thu, 08/27/2015 - 10:24 | 6477286 FreeShitter
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BTFD.......10% easy return coming.

Thu, 08/27/2015 - 10:44 | 6477369 Wahooo
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If there were any doubt among the gold huggers and bears about the ability of TPTB to keep the stock market going up until the last Baby Boomer is in the grave, this week should allay it.

You BTFD until you see that last Baby Boomer obit.

Thu, 08/27/2015 - 10:49 | 6477391 fowlerja
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We all know that everyone goes over charts and statistical analysis for stocks they might purchase for long term growth for their retirement plans.  What is amazing is that so many company's fundamentals changed so drastically..not once...but twice during the past week. Amazing that we have such efficient markets and platforms to trade on that everyone reacted to the changes so quickly...not sure if it was the weather news or the Ashley Madison disclosures...

Thu, 08/27/2015 - 12:05 | 6477719 Consuelo
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