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Joe Biden's Son Blames "Russian Agents" For Ashley Madison Profile
Last night we heard the best 'excuse' yet if you are caught with an Ashley Madison account, from Dan Loeb - "due diligence." Today, not to be outdone by a married hedge fund manager, Vice-President Joe Biden's son "Hunter" has unleashed his own set of excuses for member ship of the extramarital affairs website, as Breitbart reports - Biden thinks international agents, possibly Russian, who objected to his board membership with a Ukrainian gas company set up a fake account to discredit him. However, IP mapping suggests otherwise...
Vice President Joe Biden’s son Hunter Biden’s account on the extramarital dating website Ashley Madison was used and likely created on the Georgetown University campus while Biden was teaching there.
Business executive Robert “Hunter” Biden, reportedly an adviser to his father’s political career, told Breitbart News Monday that he suspected his enemies of creating a fake Ashley Madison account for him in order to discredit him. The email address provided for “Robert Biden’s” account matched a personal email address once used by Biden, the vice president’s son confirmed.
Biden thinks international agents, possibly Russian, who objected to his board membership with a Ukrainian gas company set up a fake account to discredit him. A source close to Biden told People Magazine after the first Breitbart story ran that the IP address for the account traces to Jacksonville, Florida.
But account information shows that the profile, which was confirmed by a credit card purchase in 2014, was used at the latitude/longitude point of 38.912682, -77.071704.
That latitude-longitude point just happens to exist on the Georgetown University campus, at an administrative building on Reservoir Road. And Hunter Biden just happened to be teaching there around the time the account was set up.
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Faced with the new information, representatives for Biden said that the vice president’s son would not comment on the story beyond his original statements to Breitbart News denying that the account was his.
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Actually, it's so bad in Washington that it's the secretary having a fit that the 'subject' went home and dared to have sex with his... gulp... WIFE!
I'm sure he's learned well from his father, now it's caught up to him.
I would blame the hostile aliens from Uranus.
Just FYI it's been renamed Urectum
Vice President Joe Biden’s son Hunter Biden’s account on the extramarital dating website Ashley Madison was used and likely created on the Georgetown University campus while Biden was teaching there.
Wouldn't be at all surprised if "Papa Joe" is in that list as well with another persona soon to be identified! Whether he is or isn't, it sure as hell isn't going to be good to have son involved in this scandal while Papa is trying to run in an election year for the Democratic ticket!
But hey why worry?!!! Wasn't McCain and Vice President Cheney involved in a call girl ring 7 years ago that ended up snuffing out the Madam that had the black book on them? Luckily for Hunter it's not a lone Madam this time but a nuclear superpower that just happens to have hackers that embarrassed him among probably many other political insiders in D.C. so we have to potentially go to war over this one in order to fight for our freedoms and protect the 1% from being exposed in another scandal while NSA bung holes the rest of us?!!!
God Damn but what a pathetic lot this Nation has become not to "draw and quarter" every fucking single one of these losers so that we can come to our senses and "start over"!!!
And Chris Christie denies he ever had an account at the Little Debbie site, it must be a spoof.
I think it was the Eskimos. They have been doing an incredible job of staying under the radar, successfully dodging any and all probes and investigations. Their igloo-based electronic system is very hard to detect because the high density of ice and the use of interference subharmonics defeats the most sophisticated detection devices. On top of that, I heard they recruited Flipper. G&T, anyone?
I believe him.
I'm sure his wife believes him also.
I'm sure his wife believes him also.
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Com'n, little Biden is innocent, the Russians created Ashley Madison like they created Facebook and Twitter.
And if anything ever really goes wrong with the internet, Al Gore will change his story to that it was created by the Russians.
You nailed it! Evil Putin created the internet when he was a secret agent in East Germany, because he new that freedom of speech will bring down any government.
At least he shaved his Muslim off.
Like father, like son.
Obviously graduated with Honors from the Hillary Clinton School of Deflection.
Oh when the Saints go marching in; oh when the Saints go marching in... to Kiev...
When you ring that number its says : Ashley Madison is Fracking!
Ah Joe, somebody played you as you know only too well : its coming into the Great Game of Potus election...
And, in such circumstances, you and your own, are fair game!
"There is something rotten in the kingdom of Danemark."
And don't forget: whenever you run out of excuses, blame it on the Russians!
THis guy's never heard of a subnet mask proxy?
I blame loose zippers and panties.
It would have been disgusting to see this immoral thing go public.
Take Planned Parenthood public too then?
The best and the Bidenest still don't know how to use a confuser. Good news for the tech-savvy in the room.
Acorn ----------------> Tree
Chip ----------------> Old Block
Tough call
I blame Putin for the wonderful blowjob my next door neighbor gave me last night.
I have a couple of Putin for president T-shirts. Think that will help me get laid?
It's not his fault.
It's the result of inbreeding in the 1% pool.
Americans and Jews...............always the victim. God damn punks.
There's one thing only that will stop this madness & that's when the pedo's are exposed as has been happening in England & Netherlands, but in the most perverse procuring place on the planet.
That's what it's going to take for the populace to pivot from outrage to enraged with pitchforks & torches and one helluva bitchslap awakening.
Not to forget organ harvesting.
Wait a minute. I thought Hunter was a director of a gas company in Ukraine. Is it possible for him to teach a class in Georgetown and still keep up with his busy grafti - er, governing in Kiev?
The evidence before the court is overwhelming...
there's no need for the jury to retire...
or
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKZL2ogi2h4
Wait a second... Hunter Biden chose to teach at the Uni to trade grades for sex?
Lying to liars is OK.
Maybe I’ll open a professional alibi service….
Putin has got to be stopped. This is getting out of hand. What will he do next -fake sexting photos/messages between Obama and Rahm Emmanuel?
https://i.imgflip.com/pyqz9.jpg
Can someone post a link to the database? I'd like to search.
TIA!
https://8ch.net/pol/res/3074846.html
Lot of info on that forum. Give it a shot.
Fap Maps....gotta love it.
I also want to apologize and come clean before the facts of the affairs get leaked out. The women called me "the roving stallion", and I lost count after 10,000. Most of the dalliances were not "sex" in the Clintonian sense, but I picked up numerous STDs along the way, and have throat cancer and speak with the aid of a razor like device held to my throat, they call me "mumbles". I got tired of the thrill of conquest and now am working as a male escort where elderly women pay me to dress up as their late deceased husbands where we enjoy dinner, etc.. It pays well.
"The Russians did it." That's right up there with "The dog ate my homework."
Apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
On AshleyMadison.com it was dudes pretending to be hot Russian agents, DUH!
"I WENT HOME WITH A WAITRESS, THE WAY I ALWAYS DO.......HOW WAS I TO KNOW..SHE WAS WITH THE RUSSIANS TOO"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGhd53hV0Z0
So let's make this corrupt, crony-capitalist, insider's father President!
Damn, someone already beat me to it.
Sorry.
What an incredibly naive, stupid, completely unaware of the way the world works, parasitic cunt, just like his father.
Fuck me, was 'Hunter's' father not enough? Now this dense twat will have another go at fucking you lot over.
They really do think you are much more stupider than they are? These fuckers haven't even got the common sense their mothers birthed them with.
Imbecilic, the very definition of, is 'Hunter'. What a right fucking cock.
;-)
If it isn't the Russians it is China or NK or Iran or Al Quada or Mexican or Black or Jews.
No shortage of people to blame it on, except for the one who actually did it. :)
From Russia, with love ...
Funny, all of Ashley's customers were men, and 1 old dyke looking for sperm.
Best excus ..wow just endless spam loads.....sad zh taken out by ads
"The KGB did it"
Autoblock Plus is your friend
I bet his wife has a really nice purse collection.
Not enough sex? Devout, married Catholics have the best sex.
http://www.usnews.com/news/articles/2013/07/17/devout-catholics-have-bet...
Idiots. If you create an account on a site like this, why use your regular email?!!! Create a yahoo address just for that. AND if you use a credit card just put initials or "Mr H B" because your full name is not required. Then nobody knows. I can hardly believe the people who left a trail on this site. Idiots.
Half of them probably put a link on their Facebook account.
+1,000
spot on. I was thinking the exact same thing. Morons.
IF I ever used a shit-site like that, I'd create an email address for THAT alone, and go to hot spots to communicate...NOT even my own residence would ever have me signing on to it....
DUMB FUCKING ASSES...
CUNTER BLOWHARD IS ONE OF THEM.
Sex addicts act a lot like other addicts. They don't think these things out logically. They just see a means to a happy ending.
If you like sex you're an addict? Only from an exceptional people, I mean really exceptional...
Sorry - could you redo your post in a printer friendly format?
Russian agents!
That's the excuse the 'exception and indispensable' Western lunatics use whenever something doesn't go their way.
I've been racking my brains for an excuse. That's what I'm telling my wife.
Because Ashley Madison put him on the board.
Hey dummies. Anything you do online can be traced back to you.
Now the Russian agents are after him for blowing their cover (covers their blowing). Better watch out when he goes to thanksgiving dinner or walks through congress.
Moral to this story: When caught in a bold faced lie - just keep your mouth shut. Of course you'll look like a fucking moron but the hole won't get much deeper.
Sadly, easier said than done. If you've lied your whole life, its hard to just stop cold turkey.
ALWAYS BLAME THE OTHER GUY
So Paddy and Seamus are shite faced in the pub. Paddy, arseholed complete with puke on his shirt says to Seamus, how am I going to explain this to the wife when I get home - i'm not supposed to be drinking? Seamus says he has a plan. He tells Paddy - you her that you weren't drinking, it was me and I puked on you. To make it look good, I'm going to put a fiver in your pocket and you tell her I gave it to you to cover cleaning your shirt. Paddy says sounds like a plan.
So Paddy gets home to take a bashing at the front door. He says to the missus, geezuz I wasn't drinking - it was Seamus and he puked on me. To prove it, check my shirt pocket and you'll find the fiver he gave me to cover the cleaning of my shirt. So she checks his pocket and says Paddy - there are two fivers in your pocket. Paddy says - I forgot to tell you - Seamus also shit in my pants.
Like the father so the son, fucking retarded family of cretins.
the evil thread of career polliticians. Their kids get the gravy. Off with their heads!
Joe Biden's son's first name is "Hunter"?...sounds like Joe's first mistake was to name his son "Hunter"..didn't he really mean "Hunther"...??
Actually, it's CUNTER...but the attending records nurse fucked up and did not spell check.
"you see......the flying saucer came down and put biden's name on the sight sl that, uh, the puter space bitches would know that joe needs to be the next potus.........all the while, a monkey flew out of my ass.........
these people are despicable and dangerous.
Did the Russians shove cocaine up his nose and get him kicked out of the Navy too?!
http://www.businessinsider.com/hunter-biden-discharged-navy-cocaine-2014...
Yep
That's the latest " the check is in the mail."
The Russians are not that savage. It was the Clintons.
And his brother recently died of brain cancer? If he had been smart he would have tried green tea extract and other natural options known for shrinking brain tumors, instead the brother endured the death by a thousand cuts. There are well known connections between certain types of sex and cancer; but promiscuity is acceptable in the Democrats expecially, their best friend , Larry Flynt.
The Russian agents are probably really mad now that Hunter was getting blow jobs from their wives
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Boi
"God Damned Hippies"
- Scatman Crothers - Silver Streak
Well, the POSED* son don't fall far from the POSED father.
As Bugs Bunny would say about him, "What a maroon!"
*POSED—Pile Of Stinkin' Excrement Democrat
Maybe Joe Biden does his son's wife too...?
I'm not confident Joe can even do his own wife.
Why not be a man and just admit it? Say, "Yeah, I had an Ashley Madison account. Want to make something of it? Let's step out into the parking lot…".
Big f***ing deal! Besides, who really cares?
If Russian agents did this so as to smear Joe, why wouldn't they have just make a profile of Joe? Or maybe Hunter is the brain behind the Biden gaffes? Gotta wonder what its like to be so disconnected from reality. I could probably drop 10 tabs of acid and be more connected.
This American adoration of political families is the laughing stock of the world, how you guys can keep electing idiots because they have a certain surname. The rest of the planet stands bemused. Kennedy, Clinton, Bush and now Biden. FFS America wake the fuck up !
What I find most hilarious about this clusterfuck of a website is its a bunch of guys paying to talk dirty online to other guys posing as hot chicks. So, they spent money, wasted time, and now got busted publicly for it. LOL What next?
I have not seen this story on Yahoo or MSNBC yet. The MSM ignores the Big Dawgs' immorality.
spineless little cock sucker. Just like that fucking abortion the feeble minded cunt that was supposedly the fucking sperm donor to the fucking hag that birthed this corrupt little shit.
There should be a fucking law passed that allows anyone the right to gut and butcher fucking garbage like this on dight and get a fucking reward.
You get an upvote from me for using "fucking" six times in three sentences . . .
“Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel”. Samuel Johnson, British author, 1775.
Yep this idiot is quite thick enough to become president of the united states.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2n87YKSjrA
Save the gene pool, put Hunter's nuts in a Cuisinart while still attached to the youngster. I'd pay good money to be in the audience...
Hunter could take some advice from Jake (Blues Brothers)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFvujknrBuE
So many lessons in this data about unwitting personal disclosure and trust of the internets.
What does it mean that he blamed the (R)ussians instead of the (R)epublicans?
Like father like son. Nice bullshit STORY and it helps that he can throw the Ruskies into the mix.Like they say you can fix DUMB but you can't fix STUPID. Nice try Hunter
all he has to do is say he was looking for a trans gender, come back home and get into politics, giving him a jump on the completion.
I wonder if NSA knew he opened the account (/s). Good blackmail info.
I remember when Joe "Big F'n Deal" Biden flew to Ukraine at taxpayer expense, in order to close the deal. Under coersion, threats and other mafia-tactics, he had his son appointed to a lucrative Ukrainian board position. Or perhaps they selected him after a thorough review of all qualified non-Ukrainian candidates. Yeh, I'm sure that was it. Nothing else was accomplished by Biden on that trip. I certainly have sympathy for the Biden family who has suffered personal loss. However, I have no sympathy for a man who, in the real world, would probably be behind bars right now. Another professional politician who has never held a real job in his life. But, as usual, nobody pays attention, nobody cares, and so creeps like this continue to proliferate in Washington. This story simply supports the fact that it runs in the family. I'm sure Hunter Biden can find plenty of willing "escorts" in Kiev. He doesn't need any help from mythical hackers.
This guy is such a sleeze; you can tell just by looking at him.
Ha, so there was another reason why he took this job in Ukraine: plenty of pretty women there.