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Cunter Blowhard and his preening, bag of dicks for a "Dad" need to be sunk in the Chesapeake
Potomac would be quicker.
A good start, either way.
"I went home with a waitress, the way I always do. How was I to know she was with the Russians too"
Neither lawyers, nor guns, nor (well maybe) money will help Joe-Bite-Me in his quest to shed his mediocre but always failed attempt at the top of a ticket.
Ol' "middle-class Joe" out of the coalfields of Wales, ... er ... Scranton ... er ... will surely find another speach that he can use to manufacture a fake background of his fake history.
"If you're gonna' have a crew, make sure you have a fall-guy." - Chris Carter on ESPN.
- Ned
"The Ashley Madison site was about fuckin'? I thought it was about frakkin'."
I lol'd
Joe Biden on self-defense and home protection.
I swear it never gets old, there are so many elements to this douchebaggery statement/advice he gives out it can't go unremarked on...lol.
He lives in a secluded area all right, a neighborhood of well-to-do people (he of course with 24/7/365 Secret Service protection at his house), that would be one of the houses with the second floor balcony.
Then we are to accept his premise that some vagrant malcontent(s) with ill intent have gotten through the well armed Secret Service "staff-folks" and is now beating on the front door of Casa Biden, to which Bidens advice to his wife (Jill) is to step out onto the second floor balcony and unload the shotgun into the air, instead of into the perps chest.
Now leaving aside the fact that discharging a firearm in a residential area (from a second floor balcony no less...lol) without any intention of self defense at all is probably against the law (something he has sworn to uphold on numerous occasions), those pellets she just "blasted into the air" do in fact come down somewhere.
Perhaps on someone elses second floor balcony in that neighborhood ;-)
So anyways, Jill (his wife) is now in possession of a very expensive club to beat this phantom home intruder about the neck & shoulders with, assuming of course she didn't walk out onto their second floor balcony of their hideaway mansion with a box of shells in her other hand with the intention to reload and fire two more "blasts" into the air that will fall back to earth "somewhere".
I swear, Crazy Uncle Joe has said some really stupid shit in his life but that one is number one on my list..."Ya know we have a second floor balcony that Jill shoots into the air from when those roving gangs of home invaders come wandering through our neighborhood and the Secret Service is preoccupied with Colombian hookers. Just get a double barrel shotgun, cap & ball if possible...and buy a house with a second floor balcony!"...or sumpin.
Now you just shut your lying ugly mouth. They are JUST LIKE US. If Joe Biden had a dog he would look just like Bo, oops I mean Buck Bundy.