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Exposed: The New American Way Of Life

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It's enough to make you cry... or scream.

 

 

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Mon, 08/31/2015 - 21:19 | 6493040 L Bean
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You'd better check your own drool first if you think this sort of thing is either

a)Relevant 

b)Accurate 

c)Helpful

or

d)Candid

Screw that just buy stock in the bib industry, you're not alone in your "opinions" for sure.

Mon, 08/31/2015 - 19:56 | 6492697 falconflight
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Check yur white betabitch privilege. ;)

Mon, 08/31/2015 - 21:21 | 6493054 L Bean
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Oh how catchy and masterful you are with those words yur typing with your meatfingers. I live to serve you.

Mon, 08/31/2015 - 21:25 | 6493067 falconflight
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Do you pledge allegiance to the rainbow flag too?

Mon, 08/31/2015 - 21:26 | 6493077 L Bean
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Are you flirting with me?

Then yes!

Mon, 08/31/2015 - 21:32 | 6493110 falconflight
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Debauched pervert

Mon, 08/31/2015 - 21:34 | 6493121 L Bean
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So no scissoring then.

 

T_T

Mon, 08/31/2015 - 21:38 | 6493141 falconflight
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...Yawn, go away already

Mon, 08/31/2015 - 19:28 | 6492584 Franktastic
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should this mindset continue....then real doom is the next step. Not today, but soon.

Mon, 08/31/2015 - 19:36 | 6492613 Manipuflation
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Not sure why people are fragging me for my MC idea.  What is the problem?  What?  You can't ride a piece of iron?  If you want a piece of me I will bet you $1000 bucks that I am better on a motorcycle then you are.  Stand up and be proud and take my offer.  I will run a 2007 Harley 883 fuel injected against you and I WILL beat you.  Death may occur.  Step the fuck up and have the balls to tell my why you junk me.  I am calling you out.  

That is what I thought.  You don't even have a thousand bucks and you have no chance against me anyway.      

Mon, 08/31/2015 - 19:42 | 6492638 Duc888
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"I will run a 2007 Harley 883 fuel injected against you and I WILL beat you."

 

ORLY?

Mon, 08/31/2015 - 20:36 | 6492853 Manipuflation
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Are you taking me up on the offer?  That is all I need to know.  We can agree on the roads chosen with a pre-ride.  A thousand bucks cash says I can beat you on a timed run.  If you beat me than you get a thousand clams.  I really don't think you have a prayer.  You have to ride a Harley though.  A thousand bucks on the line.  No one can ride with me that I have ever met.  

One day I will make a mistake and I will die but not before I show you how to ride to live.  A thousand bucks says I can.  You might lose your life.  Bring it on.      

Mon, 08/31/2015 - 21:43 | 6493165 shovelhead
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Oh please.

Stop making a fool of yourself.

It's too painful to watch.

Mon, 08/31/2015 - 22:44 | 6493427 Manipuflation
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Let's ride then.  We will see who is laughing in the end.  St Cloud, Minnesota.

Tue, 09/01/2015 - 16:29 | 6496928 Duc888
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"Let's ride then.  We will see who is laughing in the end.  St Cloud, Minnesota."

 

 

I'm pretty sure this is the proper response to your effing ghey "offer" of racing a door stop of a motorcycle.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nSKkwzwdW4

 

ps.  Take a friggin track day school, Penguin corse in NHIS, Keith Code course...ummm, anywhere.  Open your eyes and broaden your horizions....mmmmmkkkkaaaaayyyy?

 

 

Mon, 08/31/2015 - 21:51 | 6493184 Duc888
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Dude.  A Harley 883?  That is so silly.  Kinda like having a duel to the death with a plastic dart gun...you know the kind with the suction cup tip.

 

but you're absolutely correct.  I might die.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

....from laughing to death.

 

 

Disclaimer.  I'm not a "biker" but I love bikes having been in the bizz since 1988.  I like Harleys too and painfully regret not buying my friends XR1000 (a real mans sportster) when he offered it to me.  :(

 

 

Mon, 08/31/2015 - 22:02 | 6493238 Deathstar
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Mon, 08/31/2015 - 22:03 | 6493261 Deathstar
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I'll take you up on that.

I never met a harley (even a turbo one) that I couldn't beat with the trusty R-1

There's a reason why they are called HOGs.
...because they run like pigs.

They are not made for racing. They're built for fat lazy weekend road warriors.

Lets do some laps in the rain :)

Mon, 08/31/2015 - 23:01 | 6493482 Manipuflation
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Say what you want.  They are not racers so I agree with you.  It does not matter to me though.  On the other hand you have never ridden with me.   How do you want to do it?  7632224821.  You call me and say when.  I am talking 100 dollar bills here.

Tue, 09/01/2015 - 00:21 | 6493803 Deathstar
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Rain day and road course. Beaver Run Pittsburgh area. Bring your HOG. I play with gold and scoff at paper.

Were you ever offered a position on a Ducati race team?

You have not seen me ride either. :)

Bring it on.

Mon, 08/31/2015 - 20:03 | 6492720 Ajax_USB_Port_R...
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Having a baby opens up a whole new world of possibilities for a young lady with no marketable skills (or no desire to work). A severe case of ADD and a kid at high school graduation time gets her an apartment and cash as a graduation present from the gov. You say taking care of a child is work? No, not at all - that's what parents and grandparents are for! 

Mon, 08/31/2015 - 20:07 | 6492748 Able Ape
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Quite simply, all this FREE stuff will end up QUITE badly since we are heading off a cliff which if you aren't a bird, is a rather bad situation...

Mon, 08/31/2015 - 20:08 | 6492749 swmnguy
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This article is a crock of shit.  The author manages to jam just about every "Blame Americans First" meme into a small bag, I'll give him that.  But that's about it.

If you've ever lived on public assistance for even a short time, you know what a pain in the ass it is and you did it for the very shortest time you possibly could.  It is absolutely not living large.  Nobody who has a choice does it.

These urban legends all omit a key fact.  For instance, the hypothetical man's name is going to be on the birth certificate, shooting down the entire rest of the premise.  How is the guy going to buy a house?  If he did buy a house, Section 8's $900/mo. doesn't pay the mortgage.  And if the guy rents it out, he has to qualify to receive Section 8 funds.  That means his finances are disclosed.  He's not paying a homestead rate on property tax.

All the "free" stuff "Girlfriend" gets ain't free.  And it overlooks the obvious.  How is "Girlfriend" going to college "for free?"  Who's watching the kids?  Do they do that for free too?  Last time I saw, a baby costs about $200/week for daycare.  This "Girlfriend" has 3 kids?  Unless they're in public school, that's $500/wk. in daycare alone.  Sure, there are subsidies, but now you're so far into the web of the system you're never getting out.  

If Girlfriend and Guy are living in the same house, each claiming a kid or two and Head of Household, they're going to get busted and he'll have to repay every penny of assistance she's gotten.  You don't just "get" Disability.  I know a guy, former airline pilot, who had a deteriorating spinal condition.  He's had almost every vertebra fused.  He lives on Oxycontin and he can barely move.  It took him 3 years and the last $50,000 he could dig up for an attorney to get him Disability.  Anyone would have marked him for 100% disabled from 100 feet away.

And then the Pell Grant fantasy at the end is a nice touch.  As if that's how it works.  The total Dollar figure of all these benefits is a very popular meme, and it's full of shit.  The dollar value of a falling-down slum apartment?  No doubt it's just what the landlord, maybe Blackrock, says it is, right?  Is it poor people's fault that health care, and therefore health insurance, costs more than people can afford to pay?  

All in all, this is a classic diversionary piece of slop.  Deflect any attention from the broken system that is screwing everyone, and convince those of us who feel vulnerable to impoverishment that our real enemy isn't the one who is living large at our expense, but those who are truly impoverished, and whose lives we wouldn't trade for in a million years if we really looked at them and how they live.  If we knew any people in this situation, that is to say.

Nope, this is the old "pit 'em against each other" ploy.  At least this one is fairly race-neutral.

By the way, if you want to do something about the Economy in America, and restoring rule of law and basic morality and decency, you have to do 2 things first.  1) End the Fed.  2) Knock a zero off the military budget.  Unless and until we do both of those things, this sucker's going down.  And it won't be because of low-income moms.

Mon, 08/31/2015 - 20:15 | 6492775 Manipuflation
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+1 from me swmnguy.  These junkers can fuck off.

Mon, 08/31/2015 - 20:34 | 6492838 The Old Man
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Ditto! If it was easy, everybody would be doing it. And that's not the entire case. I know people who are in this situation and they are suffering horribly compared to when they were working stiffs with a good wage and benefits. They're lost now, jobs gone, future, even as a Wal Mart greeter, hopeless.  The article is a visciuos rant against a few who may lie so much that it's possible to get away with it for some short period of time until the numbers and data don't add up. Otherwise, it's propoganda for the unaware masses to feed their anger upon. Same old, same old.... BULLSHIT. When do we learn? The system isn't the best. But it's not he greatest either. Don't get me started on CEO's and such. Talk about welfare. Rob from the MIDDLE CLASS and feed the RICH! 

FEED THE RICH!

FEED THE RICH!

Pitchforks and broomsticks right around the corner!

 

 

Mon, 08/31/2015 - 21:23 | 6493056 L Bean
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Anger-Ade! It's got what plants crave!

Mon, 08/31/2015 - 20:36 | 6492854 mcsean2163
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$200 a week for daycare? That's a bargain.

Mon, 08/31/2015 - 20:39 | 6492865 RexZeedog
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Uh, we should elminate SNAP, WIC, EITC and everything else for all illegals - there's a lot we could save there...

Mon, 08/31/2015 - 20:09 | 6492751 NubianSundance
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Line up the wealthy. Confiscate their money, Gates is good for forty billion alone. Pay off the debt, start again. Isnt that how the French did it two hundred years ago with added guillotines for enjoyment?

Mon, 08/31/2015 - 20:34 | 6492841 shantyman
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No, line up the lazy and kick their asses out....legal or illegal....Gates took the risk and built a business he owes you nothing 

Mon, 08/31/2015 - 20:38 | 6492860 falconflight
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Except now Gates (Since Clinton's DOJ bashed his face in) got his mind right and donates billions to the social justice savages in order to be allowed to exist as a billionaire.  

Mon, 08/31/2015 - 20:35 | 6492847 Meremortal
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You have a big problem with math.

Mon, 08/31/2015 - 20:36 | 6492855 falconflight
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Ok, here we go again...

Every penny could be confiscated from the 1% and it wouldn't even pay for half the federal budget for one year.  Anyway to confiscate sure sounds marxist to me.  You be a Marxist?

Tue, 09/01/2015 - 03:27 | 6494123 Memedada
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There’re no wealth. Just a lot of numbers (fiat). It’s all an illusion. The wealth have been destroyed. US is now a third world country by all relevant factors. Right now there’s cognitive dissonance – a  feeling growing in the multitudes. Something doesn’t smell right. And then it hits. Full-blown fascist police-state – the curtain is removed and behind all the glittering lights, the Moulin-Rouge-style freak-show and new-speak a brick wall appears. The Panopticon is revealed. Enjoy the rest of your prison-sentence (life).

Mon, 08/31/2015 - 20:11 | 6492761 Weirdly
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If you are upset by this redesign your life.  Move your labor and saved labor into untaxed forms of capital.  Stop using your specialized skills to make 70k only to pay 25k in taxes.  They have set up tolls at every point of currency exchange.  The system is designed to catch the specialist.  Use your general skills to provide your own necessities.  Barter for the rest.  Google: 8 forms of capital.

Mon, 08/31/2015 - 20:15 | 6492776 Crocodile
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Satan attacks all that God has ordained and destroys nations and people do it willingly and rationalize the lies because their father is known as the "father of lies & a murderer from the beginning (abortion)".  He, Satan, attacks the value of life at the beginning of life, reaches to destroy the family by diminishing the natural talents of the man and the woman in the framework of marriage and procreation, and does it with man's natural affection for the lust of the flesh and the lust of the eye and pride of life. 

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Furthermore, he attacks the moral fabric of all societies and because we are immoral agents of Satan at birth (spiritually still-born); we accept it willingly on one side by doing nothing and abuse it on the other side by accepting the handouts.  (There are exceptions, but few in number).

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However, in the end, most will never "get it" and most will never see the moral issue that is the core issue, and most will never seek the solution, which is bound up in Christ.  Hell is chuck-full of; people who earned their way there, for the wages (something one earns or works for) of sin (immorality via rebellion against God) is eternal death and they will not argue nor disagree on judgment day.

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What should you do?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMlv21zGARM  (2 min)

Mon, 08/31/2015 - 20:31 | 6492822 mcsean2163
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I reckon being a single mom would be one of the hardest jobs imaginable.

 

Have any of the people spewing their bile on this board actually taken care of a child on their own for more than a week?

Mon, 08/31/2015 - 20:31 | 6492829 falconflight
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The term "single mom" is a very very loose term.  Birthing offspring doesn't mean a careful, caring vessal of maternal values, in the least.

Mon, 08/31/2015 - 20:34 | 6492842 delacroix
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irresponsible slut?

Mon, 08/31/2015 - 20:42 | 6492872 falconflight
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Strong Independent fat tattooed Merikan kunt riding the kock karousel.

Mon, 08/31/2015 - 21:34 | 6493124 Deathstar
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How about... nothing short of clueless, self-entitled, hedonistic, narcissistic, mind fucked cunts from coast to coast.

Mon, 08/31/2015 - 21:37 | 6493135 falconflight
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A rose by any other name...

Mon, 08/31/2015 - 20:48 | 6492901 falconflight
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I don't want to get personal, but do you have any idea just how feral many of these single moms on EBT are?  Especially in black ghettos?  I mean really....you're either quite young or ....

Mon, 08/31/2015 - 20:53 | 6492924 One of We
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I'm a single dad with full custody of my 3 kids.  Taught the little one to ride his bike the middle one caught his first trout and big siss just started middle school.  I swam in a mountain lake a couple weeks ago, almost ran into a humpback whale in June, and hit a 5 iron that Tiger Woods would be proud of yesterday.  I'm too busy living to be pissed about some lazy mofo's living on the dole.....

Mon, 08/31/2015 - 20:35 | 6492834 MSimon
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Cannabinoid medicine could replace between 1/4 and 3/4 of the Medical/Industrial complex.

 

Naturally the FEDs make it illegal despite 60% to 80% support in America. And something like 52% to 55% voter support. - 58% in Florida,

Mon, 08/31/2015 - 20:35 | 6492839 delacroix
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2.3 trillion  missing from the pentagon budget. that's a lot of welfare.

Mon, 08/31/2015 - 20:37 | 6492858 RexZeedog
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They forgot this: Run up your credit card debt, then go BK. Girlfriend and guy can alternate, every 5 years or so...

Mon, 08/31/2015 - 20:50 | 6492907 Polymarkos
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I used to work the welfare sector. This is about true and correct.

 

The author left out that you get to NOT WORK at all for all this shit. Imagine, 75K a year for attending a few kawluj classes. An entire life of leisure...

Mon, 08/31/2015 - 20:53 | 6492923 Polymarkos
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I'm divorcing my wife. We'll claim our dogs 'identify' has human and claim them as our children.

 

If dopey white asses can 'identify' as black, if Bruce Jenner gets awards for heroically being a basket case, then I can claim my dogs as my kids.

Mon, 08/31/2015 - 21:04 | 6492966 falconflight
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Don't forget Vester Flanagan, the homosexual murderer.

Mon, 08/31/2015 - 21:03 | 6492960 MeBizarro
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Good to see the Welfare Queen myth got recycled and updated.  Nevermind about the 'welfare queens' in the budget including the defense industry and healthcare industry.  Those are what are bankrupting the US. 

Mon, 08/31/2015 - 21:30 | 6493102 Oldwood
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So, we have 90 some odd million people NOT in the workforce.

What ARE they living on???

Because we are new and improved "progressive" people, we are now entitled to no longer work at jobs we feel beneath us, that require too hard of work or pay too little. Now we can enjoy the modernity of forcibly requiring others to subsidize our values with the promise that they too will feel the warm embrace of welfare if the need should arise (and it WILL arise)and as with the failing promise of Social Security, ultimately find ourselves the beneficiaries of nothing.

Mon, 08/31/2015 - 21:36 | 6493133 MeBizarro
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Or we could do what they simply do in India, China, or a host of other countries and if you are elderly and get sick (say canncer) and can't afford the large out-of-pocket costs of chemo drugs and related care you die.  If you want to cut to brass tacks, the amount of resources we shift on supporting the elderly (who are the least productive members of society by a large way since most elderly by 70 can't hold a full-time job due to physical or mental limitations) is a huge problem too in lue of improving infrastructure or investing at comparative levels in the elderly. 

Mon, 08/31/2015 - 21:21 | 6493053 Arthur Schopenhauer
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It's a dirty fucking job, but somebody's gotta do it.

Mon, 08/31/2015 - 21:28 | 6493089 Arthur Schopenhauer
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Besides, who gives a rats ass.

Everybody's getting money printed up out of thin air for free anyway.

Mon, 08/31/2015 - 21:31 | 6493082 The Greek horse
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The welfare system is REALLY foreigners= Mexicans, Dominicans and Russian Jews to name a few blood sucking scumbags.. Let's see people like me and most of ZH commentators who ARE AMERICANS have to work and pays these parasites to sit around most of them who racist towards us anyway!! I unfortunately have heard stories of Dominicans coming to this country some trafficking  DRUGS, almost ALL collecting WELFARE and using 2 Social securities yes not 1... TAKING the handout money and going back to their 3rd World country and building mansions.. I don't bother voting because it does not make a difference.. Donald Trump is not a bad choice.. His name and ego alone will get rid of the undesirable lazy freeloading illegal foreigners who have found loopholes the size of the grand canyon. Outsourcing jobs to countries like dictatorship run China and leaving Americans (mostly Blacks) impoverished and in dire need of jobs.. Adding to the all ready declining economic conditions.. The African-AMERICANS then resort to the ever growing welfare state.. Places like Detroit and Baltimore are ravaged with Crime and no prosperity of ANY jobs.. Then the MAIN STREAM MEDIA will show the Blacks rioting in inner cities  fits conveniently to their narrative = Divide and conquer strategy.. IT's not about Black or white it's a war on the middle class and the trajectory of this outcome will leave the MIddle Class in extinction.

UNITED WE STAND DIVIDED WE FALL..

Mon, 08/31/2015 - 21:36 | 6493134 Arthur Schopenhauer
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When that bastard stops blowing shit out of his fucking ass about China, while every bit of clothing he wears including his stupid fucking Make Great America again red baseball cap was made in sweatshops in China... THEN I will listen to his fucking bullshit and your fucking bullshit.

Bullshit! Bullshit! Bullshit! Bullshit! Bullshit! Bullshit! Bullshit! Bullshit! Bullshit! Bullshit! Bullshit! Bullshit! Bullshit! Bullshit! Bullshit! Bullshit! Bullshit! Bullshit!

Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuulllllllllll SHIT.

Mon, 08/31/2015 - 21:40 | 6493148 The Greek horse
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RON PAUL WAS THE MAN that ship has sailed already oldman!!

Tue, 09/01/2015 - 03:33 | 6494133 newworldorder
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You may be proven right on the the "BS"  I will remind you however that a bit of ass kicking and anarchy goes a long way. The French Revolution proved that. The country can use a Trump for a least 4 years, if for nothing more than the daily spectacles.

Mon, 08/31/2015 - 21:41 | 6493153 MeBizarro
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Like listening to my 91-old great uncle.  Just ramble incoherently at family events until someone politely tells him to STFU. 

Tue, 09/01/2015 - 03:15 | 6494109 Memedada
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Yes, once America was a great nation. Now it consist of small-minded people like you.

From the Statue of Liberty:

"Not like the brazen giant of Greek fame,
With conquering limbs astride from land to land;
Here at our sea-washed, sunset gates shall stand
A mighty woman with a torch, whose flame
Is the imprisoned lightning, and her name
Mother of Exiles. From her beacon-hand
Glows world-wide welcome; her mild eyes command
The air-bridged harbor that twin cities frame.
"Keep, ancient lands, your storied pomp!" cries she
With silent lips. "Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"

Now you want a wall (I'm guessing?). Times have changed. And not for the better. You're a part of the problem - not the solution.

Tue, 09/01/2015 - 03:29 | 6494125 newworldorder
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I am very impressed with you. YOUR IGNORANCE IS ASTOUNDING. Whats next, campfires, marshmellows and wellcome mats on the Mexican border?

 

Mon, 08/31/2015 - 21:36 | 6493116 Dre4dwolf
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Its all made possible by the benefits women can apply for that men have no chance of getting.

The system is clearly broken and sexist.

Both the man and woman should be able to apply for the same benefits and net 150,000$ a year in benefits +

But in all seriousness.... this is also why single mothers are soaring.... government actively replacing the husband in households....... while secretely extracting wealth from the would be father to pay for it.... demonize the father, while robbing him to pay for all the "free" goodies you want to give to the mother of his child so the kid grows up without a father.

Mon, 08/31/2015 - 21:46 | 6493182 Lookout Mountain
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It ain't going away until the money does. And what sort of stink will those who are living this way make? A lot of stink--enough to elect whomever will keep the party going.

Mon, 08/31/2015 - 21:58 | 6493219 BGO
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The only reason the system is allowed to operate the way it does is because the powers that be know full well what the alternative is. Instead of millions on food stamps and other subsidies, the government would have to come up with a solution for dealing with millions of hungry, unemployed homeless people. Thats the kind of thing that leads to unrest, and worse. Best keep their subjects' stomachs full, Obongo phones to their ears, and roofs over their heads. The people in charge created this situation, and they have no idea how to fix it, which is not to say they dont understand the ultimate end game. They do. Thats why they're hoarding money like there's no tomorrow, because there may very well be... no tomorrow.

Mon, 08/31/2015 - 21:59 | 6493245 deerhunter
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So I never got my 83 dollar federal income tax return. I didn't worry . I have been audited before . I usually pay a couple hundred bucks at year end so no biggie. So Saturday I get an IRS legit letter that the deerhuntress and my TIN numbers have been used on another couples federal tax return. AND, our identities may have been stolen!! NO Shit ?
I haven't called them yet and have lived at current address for 17 years and change. So today I get a letter addressed to Jose Barrios Velasquez at my address !
Any questions. Class. Class. Bueller. Bueller.
The war is over people. I am 60. I don't recognize my country any more .
Good night all.

Mon, 08/31/2015 - 22:12 | 6493311 Teletubby
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Anyone stupid enough to still be playing by the "rules" is a poor moron.

Mon, 08/31/2015 - 22:14 | 6493318 frontierland
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The Headline Should Read:   THE NEW NON-WHITE AMERICAN WAY OF LIFE

Mon, 08/31/2015 - 22:24 | 6493361 shovelhead
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If people knew how hard I have to work to get my crazy check every month they might be a bit more sympathetic.

Do you think I like urinating in my pants during those interviews?

Mon, 08/31/2015 - 22:30 | 6493394 Rodent Free Corps
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The term is Moral Hazard, and it can't be stopped. 

Human nature makes socialism a sad, pathetic joke every time. 

 

 

Mon, 08/31/2015 - 22:45 | 6493470 TalkToLind
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Who's your daddy?  Uncle Sugar yo daddy.

Mon, 08/31/2015 - 22:48 | 6493483 nosam
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It's a;; fun and games until the EBT cards stop working.... which is the plan all along.

Tue, 09/01/2015 - 03:19 | 6494112 newworldorder
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You have that backwards. Fun and games will not start untill the EBT cards stop working.

Mon, 08/31/2015 - 22:56 | 6493516 Onlygold1
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history lesson begins in 1791(bankruptcy-70yrs) to 1811(end of charter of US Bank)--> war of 1812 bankruptcy continues to 1861--> CIvil war one winner = King George, supplied N and a by treaty was King of France--> supplied South- bankruptcy extended another 70yrs (1929) gold confiscation(1933) SOCIAL security- All are slaves, root cause BANKERS, extended another 70 yrs, now in receivership....

there is alot more and I've not read one comment that has been on point.... and this is worldwide, the rest is just bullshit, all of it-

want a clue for $5000? daily double....

UFB....If you don't know what the problem is how can you fathom how to fix it...and Oh this goes back at least 26,000 years contrary to all the other bullshit we've been fed-

"Oh, I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? Well allow me to retort!"

Ezekiel 25: 17

Mon, 08/31/2015 - 23:51 | 6493716 DeusHedge
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Extra! Extra! Read all about it! Corporate corruption in it's finest is sucking off of ponzi scum! Ahh, but the harsh reality is, we all have a little bit of 40oz in us here at zero hedge. If only I can just wait until my initiation into the scum sex bots club.

Mon, 08/31/2015 - 23:52 | 6493739 DeusHedge
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even worse are white N*ggs, honesetly it was in the bible the white lady would come and trick them into mad sex with repunzel. 

Tue, 09/01/2015 - 00:23 | 6493812 GeoffreyT
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Dumbfucks gotta dumb, but frankly trying to blame the debt on bottom-rung welfare recipients is fuckwitted beyond belief.

 

Wanna get an idea where a decent slice of the money goes? It doesn't go to the bottom rung... it goes to the 1%.

 

Fun fact: more money was spent on no-bid contracts for recent US wars, than the combined expenditure on bottom-rung welfare (in terms of the actual outgoings that wind up in the pockets of the bottom-rung).

Fun fact 2: more money is spent on public sector salaries (the 'mid-level welfare' since every cent they receive is taken out of the pocket of someone productive) than on bottom-rung welfare.

Fun fact 3: add up the running costs of all the palaces (state and federal, including courts) and the other costs associated with the political  class - the "538+" in the top-tier parasite welfare class cost almost as much as the bottom-rung welfare combined.

 

The fucking debt does not result from too-cushy welfare, and anyone who asserts that it does is either totally fucking ignorant, totalyl fucking incapable of reading the data, or bullshitting to further an ideological agenda that has nothing to do with the actual state of play.

 

Don't get me wrong - I'm not a squishy kumbayah liberal... but I make it my business to know who is ass-raping me through tax, and it ain't the poor cunts at the bottom.

Tue, 09/01/2015 - 01:05 | 6493937 techpreist
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I think it helps to look at the charts:

https://www.cbo.gov/sites/default/files/cbofiles/new/budgetinfographic.png

Welfare + SS + Medicare/caid consumes more than half of spending. Military is ~20%. Regardless, to balance this every sector is gonna get cut, and every socioeconomic strata is going to feel the hurt when we transition. I don't feel super-contemptuous toward welfarites, but they are going to have to get their bennies cut when reality forces a sane economy.

I remember back when I was more active politically and my org. was talking with a Senate candidate about the issues that mattered to him. He was going on about the debt, so I ask him, given the size of the debt, won't we have to reduce the scope of government, and given this, which federal departments would he abolish/cut more than 50%?

The look on his face said it all. These guys don't want to cut anything significant. Nothing. Though you can't blame them; who is going to elect a guy that tells adults that Grandma will have to move in because Uncle Sam has nothing for the retirees? Who is going to elect a guy that tells students "Sorry, no more free/reduced college!" ? Who among the patriotic crowd will get behind a guy that says, "Sorry, we're broke, no more wars for American exceptionalism!" ?

A farce all the way around.

Tue, 09/01/2015 - 01:23 | 6493980 Blue Horshoe Lo...
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If a poor, uneducated person can do this, why would they work?

 

If Wall Street can borrow at 0% interest, gamble & keep the profits, if they lose get a tax payer bailout, why would it invest old school?

 

The poor & rich are on welfare, the middle class picks up the tab!

Tue, 09/01/2015 - 01:49 | 6494021 norecovery
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This is the ass-backwards economy ruled from the top by corrupt example. The rules are made by the elite to be followed by everyone else, but they are immune to the rule of law. They devise ever more effective ways of screwing everyone, while the average Jane/Joe does whatever they can to beat the odds, which means avoiding getting screwed by the system in order to have a decent standard of living. The alternative is sinking into poverty and misery, engulfing more and more people in a downward spiral that leads to homelessness and desperation. Don't blame the victims, but rather blame the perpetrators who are running the show.

Tue, 09/01/2015 - 03:08 | 6494100 Memedada
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What a farce. Divide and conquer – look there is an unemployed peasant eating! He’s the reason we’re fucked (no, don’t look up! Look down – the power is with the peasants! Not the King (aka bankster)!). Fascist propaganda at its best.

The dominant business-model of today is stealing, plunder/looting and fraud – why should the lower strata of the society not (try and – it’s actually hard since the game/Casino-gulag is rigged to the benefit of the 0,01%) follow the same business-model?

 

Tue, 09/01/2015 - 03:26 | 6494120 bunnyswanson
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Total Cost of Wars Since 2001

Every hour, taxpayers in United States are paying
$8.36 million for Total Cost of Wars Since 2001.

$1,636,507,355,079

https://www.nationalpriorities.org/cost-of/war/

Tax Breaks  "Loopholes, credits, and deductions in the tax code together siphoned off $1.18 trillion in 2013, as much as the entire discretionary budget that year. And 10 of the largest tax breaks that together totaled more than $770 billion in tax savings in 2013 disproportionately benefited the top 1 percent of households." US debt held by foreigners - http://www.treasury.gov/ticdata/Publish/mfh.txt Blame the undereducated for the mess.  The bottom shelf consumers.  Compelling leadership will bring the best out in a nations' citizens.  Bad leadership is a green light.  Pilfer, graft, plot to suck every cent out of a program.  Sounds like corruption isn't just in high places anymore. But those million dollar views, and the best of everything, the crooks at the top are able to enjoy just doesn't look quite as ugly as the ugly Americans, the product of a media owned by corporations who have bad intentions.  The poor are the needle in the hay sack.  The rich who destroy nations, and the spirits of millions, now they deserve some recognition.  If you do not wish to give it to them, I will - Empty hearts and fat wallet men - Eat every meal like it is your last.
Tue, 09/01/2015 - 04:10 | 6494169 Lea
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What does this author expect?
This is the land whose motto is "life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness", so what's wrong about people who pursue their happiness?
Give the people role models (politicians, bankers, CEOs) who are barefaced crooks and knaves and pretty soon, they'll get the message: it's all about getting your share of the loot.
Some get rich, some don't, but everybody, rich or poor, gets his chance at screwing the system one way or another, yippee!

 

Tue, 09/01/2015 - 06:01 | 6494265 Magooo
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About a month's pay for a low level Goldman banker - whose salary is also paid by your tax dollar.

 

Big deal...

Tue, 09/01/2015 - 06:57 | 6494324 Dis-obey
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rule number 1: don't marry her. 

which group in America is most likely to have kids out of wedlock.  I think you all know so I won't have to say it.  

Tue, 09/01/2015 - 07:41 | 6494385 Mitch Comestein
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Number 12 is incorrect.  They cannot both claim head of household in the same house.  His address is his mom's house.  Moreover, there is no $1,800 credit.  There is a $1,000/child for the supporter of the child.  Anyway, in their example the woman did not work so what is HofH status going to do when she has no income.

 

Tue, 09/01/2015 - 08:17 | 6494480 Head_Shots_Work
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Oh damn - the cats out of the bag. This dude better stay away from web enabled nail guns.

Tue, 09/01/2015 - 08:21 | 6494491 wwxx
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I shall scream & cry, as this errant propaganda has been in effect ever since the 1970's at least.

 

First of all, SNAP benefit is in no way near $200/person (the article claims $600 for single mother & 2 dependents.  As you may remember the Republican leadership, just earlier this year reduced SNAP benefits by more than 10%.  An another additional reduction was made within the last 3 months of 25% additionally.  Maybe you cocksuckers down at the propaganda mill should try sustaining yourself on a food allotment (again for 3 participants) of only $400, an allotment closer to today's reality.  

 

There are other programs available to enroll your dependents into so they will get a free lunch, and free breakfast, it is a different program, of which the propagandist, did not choose to include, rather the lies seem so much more convincing when painted with broad strokes of gray.  Some other programs (program names vary from state to state) can be found here: http://humanservices.arkansas.gov/Pages/servicesChildrenFamily.aspx 

 

To perpetuate the continued lies that propaganda inherently does, the author somehow forgot that the SNAP recipient must re-apply for the benefit at least every 6 months, always being subject to audit & or home inspection, by the Dept. of Human Services, and subject to reduce or increase benefit if circumstance changes, of which you must notify DHS of said change or face potential loss of benefit and even expulsion from said programs.  (for example the fraudsters in the article's example, could lose it all overnight, and be expelled from further participation~~~the author did intend for us to believe these young folks are fraudsters, not actually in need of any program services~~~)

 

Are there other programs that allot for utilities & rent, of course, but again the propaganda of lies leaves out the part that you better have the actual bills for such utilities and rent to prove your recent usage, all required before you ever get a nickle from the government, and only the most recent & current bills will do, and continuously subject to audit, if any circumstance changes.

 

Oh and the propagandist lies somehow expect the reader to believe that: a. the young man has the ability to 'buy a house' in the first place  b. has provided all the necessary documentation of the house being qualified and passing a qualification inspection by that arm of the DHS, of which is subject to audit & re-application.  While some people will swallow the propagandist's lies whole heartedly, the reality of the inspection process & application process, does keep these landlords somewhat in check, including audit of bank records and other records...so receiving your mail at 'mom's house' isn't going to quite cut it in real life, but heyyyyyyy if you want to swallow lies and consume them as reality~~~Don't call it The NEW NORMAL, these are the same old lies from 50 yrs. ago.

 

wwxx

 

p.s.  marital status has a real effect on audits, which ties both spouses, or anyone else that may be living in the domicile into 'the program audit', this includes up-to-date paycheck stubs, insurance status, child support status/judgements/, and many, many other audit qualifications.

 

p.s.s.  Really???, ~~~SNAP reciepients are the cause of the the national debt~~~ you people that believe this lie will probably continue voting Republican. 

Tue, 09/01/2015 - 09:17 | 6494697 Nanur
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Exactly.  1. SCREAM about the little guys ripping off government  2. the real crooks get away with billions while the sheeple SCREAM

Thu, 09/03/2015 - 04:12 | 6503385 dreadnaught
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I think the Pentagons spending of quadrillions of dollars go both above ground and to MANY secret/black/off-book budgets-and who knows what else?

and the same total waste of money on perpetual Wars-$1,636,507,355,079 since 2001

Tue, 09/01/2015 - 09:14 | 6494678 Nanur
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1. Work your way up to CEO of a bank.  2. Drive it into a failure 3. Pay off a congressman or two.  4. Get a taxpayer bailout.  5. Give yourself a bonus.  6. repeat 2-5

Tue, 09/01/2015 - 11:39 | 6495209 Anon41485
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Tue, 09/01/2015 - 11:34 | 6495220 Anon41485
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Tue, 09/01/2015 - 11:21 | 6495221 Anon41485
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If you lived here, you would know that most people here work hard for a living, unlike other countries where people get tons of vacation time, retire early, and then wonder how they ended up like Greece. It is for the people who work hard - when they fall on hard times these programs are beneficial and necessary. Do they need to be regulated more? Yes, agree, but saying this is the new way of life for Americans is completely inaccurate. Abuse of government beneficial systems exists everywhere, not just in the U.S.

Tue, 09/01/2015 - 13:03 | 6495803 chickadee
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Why hasn't America figured out that it's much cheaper to offer free birth contro lto the dependent class?

Tue, 09/01/2015 - 13:10 | 6495840 papicek
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Dunno what you're pissing and moaning about. That's how the upper crust live already.

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