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I don't get it, either.
'Jack Burton' ALWAYS had the best pics of semi-nude women in his ZH avatar, and now he seems to have reverted to 'face shots'. (I mean, they're attractive girls, laddie, but what about the stuff that REALLY matters to everyone? SEX, and DRUGS, and 'ROCK AND ROLL'?)
(NICE 'evil red skull with nodular cylindrical greenies' thing, Mr. Seven. ALSO, excellent movie reference. PERHAPS Mr. Burton is worried that the hands of that evil-looking oriental fucker are reaching out to squeese the tits of his OLD 'avatar' pic, and this is why he changed it.)
Isn't China somewhere off the coast of Africa (or, um, South America)? WAIT... They are up in the Aluetian Islands, conducting naval drills. I'll ask Sarah Palin if she can see them from her house. I hear SHE likes tea (or, Hopium, or whatever 'gets her off' nowadays). I shouldn't tell you the response, because she's an occidental, and THIS might imply 'RAYCIZM'.
It's like some twisted, mangled scene from the movie The Graduate..."Four words son, buy government owned stawks."
'Spelling Fairy' correction:
'stawks'?
NO.
'STALKS'.
Stalks: (v.): 1) Present-tense descriptor of a predator actively guaging and calculating the strengths and weaknesses of it's prey; while still concealing it's presence.
Stalks: (n.) 3) USAGE; 'Stalks of corn grow from "GREEN SHOOTS"' (see the tot.soc. International Bankster Politburo Cabal dictionary description of 'green shoots' for further understanding in the linguistics employed by the PTB).
PHRASEOLOGY CONTEXT: ()... by government owned...(), stalks... (sorry, but spelling and grammatical corrections were needed in this citation)
Mrs. Robinson sure was a HOTTIE, though. Here's to YOU, Mrs. Robinson:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVw_-PF3PFs
I wonder if Dustin Hoffman ever got laid (I mean, ACTUALLY). His character was trying to get the daughter as WELL as the mother. Why pay for the cow(s) when you can get MILKED (TWICE) for FREE?
Cheney just 'came out' stating that he 'doesn't like Trump'. OTHERS from the old M.I.C. PNAC are ALSO beginning to 'mainstream' this same idea. I don't like Trump either (but for differing reasons; like the fact that he's a blow-hard ass born with a silver spoon in his mouth who only looks at the ways HE can profit from any business arrangement that HE does). HOWEVER; because of your posting, I might reconsider.
Is 'Hoffman' a re-configured 'Anglicsized' name (like Podhertz and Liebowitz and Bernanke and Yellen and Emmanuel are?)
BOY HOWDY, talk about 'milking the cows'...
MORE like 'SHEARING THE SHEEP before leading them to SLAUGHTER'...
Jack Burton:
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."
Jack Burton; "Ah, I don't get it!" Lo Pan:"Shut up Mr. Burton! You were not put on this world to 'Get It'!"
Who?
Jack Burton...me!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdkBDjtsURo
John Carpenter FTW (as always!)
EDIT: The world needs more Jack Burtons!
You could styilze this Depp image from the new Black Mass movie.
http://static01.nyt.com/images/2015/09/02/arts/02MASSJP2/02MASSJP2-maste...
"You were not brought into this world to 'get it,' Mister Burton."
Confucius say...BTFD or else!
Confucius say man who stand on toilet high on pot.
(THIS message brought to you by Broccoli-man/HMMMM):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0akBdQa55b4
BTFD, 'you fucking idiot'... or ELSE.
The 'Z' was here back when ZH was a 'fledgling' website. On a long-enough timeline, the survival rate for EVERYONE drops to Zero.
D'ya ken, my brother from a Southern Mother?
WW Z!
could Hong Kong exist with out neon? garish red signage? incredible colors of religious festivals? las vegas is in envy..thanks again master banzai. can't remember but alas, no slot machines, psychadelic, no lsd required.
The difference between a Chinses stock market and one in the US is only matter of degree. Their muppets have just been a bit slower to catch on.
Their muppets also have a blood-soaked history regarding leadership they don't like anymore.
Is that the movie with Spencer Tracy as Fu Manyou?
Upsetted the banana cart...
soon to be de-listed China.
De-listed, triple fisted, urine misted no-look-confusion maker
… is that Johnny Depp ?
It's James Hong playing David Lo Pan
But ya gotta admit it does look like Johnny Depp.
James Hong thanks you.
they reverse engineer everything. i think that's what happened in their government run stock market, they tried to copy our system and it came out backwards
OR AS WE LIKE TO SAY IN THE FIELD CHINESE CRAP
Backward? What are you talking about? The PBOC is to the Fed as the J-31 is to the F-22... a blatant rip off.