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China Explained (In 1 Image)

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Wed, 09/02/2015 - 19:02 | 6502049 Payne
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"World Economy" would be more appropriate vice China.

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 19:05 | 6502061 remain calm
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That bridge leads to an uninhabited city

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 19:09 | 6502074 CrazyCooter
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Nothing the General Lee couldn't handle!

Regards,

Cooter

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 19:11 | 6502079 Takeaction2
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Cooter...that's racist.

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 19:16 | 6502092 Mark Urbo
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Trump is our only hope...

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 19:20 | 6502100 Publicus
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Trump WILL make America great again.

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 20:32 | 6502298 Redneck Hippy
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Yeah! It says so right on his cap.

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 20:37 | 6502311 Cognitive Dissonance
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The ultimate bridge to nowhere.

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 20:53 | 6502377 Bunghole
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Is that in Chappaquiddick?

Thu, 09/03/2015 - 01:55 | 6503270 0b1knob
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Picture is of the Atlantic Ocean Road in NORWAY.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlantic_Ocean_Road

The ramp only appears to go nowhere because of the perpective the picture is taken from.  Original photo here:

http://profit.bg/news/Naj-stranniyat-put-v-sveta-%28snimki%29/nid-107763...

So a picture of a road in Norway proves what about China?

Thu, 09/03/2015 - 02:53 | 6503317 Tarzan
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Propaganda on ZeroHedge?  Say it aint so.

The real ghost cities and highways were sufficient to make the point.

They were probably hacked.

Thu, 09/03/2015 - 07:21 | 6503551 Max Steel
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THANX FOR EXPOSING ZH PROPAGANDA

Thu, 09/03/2015 - 08:34 | 6503694 Head_Shots_Work
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Naah - ZH just got pawned by MSM. 

Fri, 09/04/2015 - 16:06 | 6510930 mkhs
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you misspelled pwned.

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 21:07 | 6502422 ZippyDooDah
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You mean Trump or that bridge?

Fri, 09/04/2015 - 16:08 | 6510938 mkhs
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That depends.  Are we talking about assholes or bridges?

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 21:10 | 6502434 ajax
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If you click on the image for the larger size there seems to be someone standing to left at the precipice. Is this going to be 'the final march' for all those criminal brokers being arrested? "Jump You Fuckers!" Chinese style?

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 21:23 | 6502500 Thorny Xi
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Optical illusion. The bridge curves down to the right.

Thu, 09/03/2015 - 00:20 | 6503151 Arnold
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http://pagesix.com/2015/01/24/sex-slave-claims-bill-clinton-visited-epst...

 

It was a couples weekend and the Bill brought the Hil.

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 22:46 | 6502894 Antifaschistische
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Everyone sees this as a bridge!

I see a fully completed street luge track..preparing for the upcoming X-Game Olympics in China.  

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 21:23 | 6502502 Pickleton
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Isn't that what Germans said about a political unknown that spoke really well about 82 years ago?

 

 

 

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 23:58 | 6503102 Publicus
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It turned a nation in tatters into full employment and accelerated human technology by centries.

 

Trump will make America great again. The American Empire.

 

He is the Chosen One.

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 19:24 | 6502115 Miffed Microbio...
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Contemplate what a truly frightening conclusion you have made.

Miffed

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 19:43 | 6502161 Oldballplayer
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Trump is a fucking clown in a parade of drug addled and alcoholic scary clowns.

It is amusing to see all of these idiots running towards him as if they are bugs flying towards the zappers.

He is our Caligula.

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 20:08 | 6502232 Handful of Dust
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Yeah, I'm sticking with Hitlery!

 

 

... mmm ... wait a sec!

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 20:22 | 6502267 macholatte
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Oh yea. I remember now. I was going down that road and went off that bridge.

I never came back.

That was some good shit.

 

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 21:18 | 6502473 Transformer
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I love it when people call Trump a clown.  Like...  what do you call the last 3 presidents?  uhhh, how about... Liar Puppets.  Lets see...  I'd rather have a clown than a liar puppet.

 

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 21:24 | 6502505 Terminus C
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The lesser of two evils does not make for a good choice.

There are no good choices.  That is the intention of the system.

Reject the system.

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 23:24 | 6503040 Syrin
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Bumper sticker slogans aren't useful.  The system owns all of us.  

 

Trumo is MUCH better than Jeb or Hillarnazi.  I prefer Fiorino, Cruz or Paul, but if they can't get it, Trump is by FAR the better alternative.  He wants to impose tariffs and slash taxes across the board.   All of those would be fantastic for the economy, not to mention shipping MI-6 back to Mexico.

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 21:24 | 6502509 Charming Anarchist
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What difference, at this point, does it make?!?

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 21:52 | 6502656 Implied Violins
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Why do we need to follow ANY of these motherfuckers? Couldn't we take care of our own bullshit ourselves, rather than have some asshole make decisions for all of us when he has no clue who we really are or what we really need, instead of what HE wants? FUCK this system. I DO NOT CONSENT.

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 22:41 | 6502871 shovelhead
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I just got back from Denver and the whole city is full of drug addled clowns.

They were very friendly, mellow and quite well behaved.

I doubt I could say the same about DC.

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 22:23 | 6502801 conscious being
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Stick with DeezNuts. He's going all the way.

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 21:27 | 6502525 Pickleton
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Ya know, I"ve said for a LONG time that you'd have to be an outright fucking moron to vote for a democrat.  ANY democrat.

 

After watching so-called small govt types run towards someone who proclaims himself an abortion loving, gun controlling democrat, I'm convinced you're an outirght fucking moron if you consider yourself a limited govt advocate an you vote for Trump.

 

 

 

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 23:21 | 6503031 Cynicles
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He is our Caligula [Trump].

Only if we make it thru Nero.

 

Thu, 09/03/2015 - 03:02 | 6503326 Tarzan
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and BushES, Clinton, Obama were what, not clowns?

I don't support the guy,

but he's a breath of fresh air compared to what we've had the last 28 freaking years.

Thu, 09/03/2015 - 05:55 | 6503466 Element
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Don't give up hope Lionheart, you are but one tragic golf putter accident away from Joe Bidden putting things to rights.

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 21:17 | 6502465 acetinker
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Please, PLEASE practice proper grammar and syntax...

Should be; Cooter...dat's rayciss.

Guess I shouldn't be surprised.  Your avatar speaks volumes.

I ain't from Missouri bub(ette), but I'll leave it to you prove your mettle.

They didn't model this place after fight club for nothing.

Thu, 09/03/2015 - 00:25 | 6503157 Arnold
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Takeaction2


Vote up!

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Cooter...that's racist.

Thu, 09/03/2015 - 21:32 | 6507315 acetinker
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^^^ The stupid is strong with this one.^^^

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 22:20 | 6502785 Whootie_who
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Sexist

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 20:18 | 6502257 Yen Cross
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 That was awesome Cooter. :-D

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 21:31 | 6502550 Shad_ow
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"Nothing the General Lee couldn't handle!"

Bravo!  Thanks for the laugh.

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 19:11 | 6502080 Trucker Glock
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That road leads to what used to be a mountain of US Treasuries.

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 19:46 | 6502168 nopalito
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That bridge is in Norway, not China.

Who knows, perhaps the Tylers are sending the message that China may appear to be heading nowhere when in reality their road will continue smoothly. :P

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 19:54 | 6502184 cougar_w
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I saw a UTube video of that bridge in actual use. It's creepy as hell watching trucks and cars go over it and "disappear". Probably one of the best unintended optical illusions ever. 

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 22:28 | 6502825 conscious being
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You must live in the flats. You come up to a steep crowned road at the edge of a cliff at night, your headlights beaming straight into nothing. It looks like you're dropping off the world.

Thu, 09/03/2015 - 00:28 | 6503164 Arnold
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Swamp billies and flatlanders, gotta respect them.

 

(somehow)

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 21:19 | 6502477 ajax
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"That bridge leads to an uninhabited city" - or to The Forbidden City...

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 19:43 | 6502159 missionshk
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Are you blind to the fact that its a Japanese flag on top of it, not a Chinese flag..

 

lame

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 19:56 | 6502191 Mine Is Bigger
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That's what I thought. And this one was probably photoshopped.

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 20:42 | 6502328 emersonreturn
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the thelma & louise highway...terma & reese.

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 19:02 | 6502050 rogerrabbithole
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Don't get rarested.

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 19:02 | 6502051 theXman
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The bridge is wairing for stimulus

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 19:03 | 6502052 TheAnswerIs42
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Waiting for Thelma and Louise.

 

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 19:06 | 6502063 silverer
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Cheaper than a "bridge to nowhere".

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 19:10 | 6502076 Dr. Engali
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That's so they can see the bridge to nowhere in Alaska.

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 19:11 | 6502081 1stepcloser
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this is the famous Wong ray highray

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 19:12 | 6502084 B2u
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When it snows somewhere they can use it for skiing.

 

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 19:12 | 6502085 Albertarocks
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So that's it!  No wonder there are no Chinese ski jumpers at the Olympics.  Practice is a little harsh.

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 19:12 | 6502086 PrimalScream
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The "bridge" is actually a launching ramp for a new type of done.

China plans to take out journalists who create too many "false rumors" about their stock market.  Hey ... I wonder if Zero Hedge is on that list???

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 19:15 | 6502087 MASTER OF UNIVERSE
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China is preparing to unveil the new Jetson's flying car so GM, Ford, & Dodge go bankrupt.

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 19:38 | 6502139 MSimon
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Dodge? What century did you come from?

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 19:42 | 6502153 MASTER OF UNIVERSE
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The same century they had Oldsmobiles in.

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 20:06 | 6502224 logicalman
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I grew up in UK where if someone said 'Dodge trucks' they were just giving good advice!

 

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 19:15 | 6502088 TheZeitgeist
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Needs some cars driving off it.

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 19:29 | 6502121 Trucker Glock
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Now that's channel stuffing!

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 19:17 | 6502094 Fanatic
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Here are some views of the rest of the bridge (in Norway): http://www.amusingplanet.com/2011/03/storseisundetthe-bridge-to-nowhere....

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 19:39 | 6502141 FLHRS
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Tyler, he has a point.

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 19:52 | 6502178 Dr. Engali
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Lol... Be careful you might get detained on the front porch.

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 20:08 | 6502230 Dickweed Wang
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Here are some views of the rest of the bridge (in Norway) . . .

Ah I get it, the bridge to no way.

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 20:33 | 6502301 stewie
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badabum   tshiii

 

Still upvoted you :o)

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 23:20 | 6503025 GeoffreyT
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Great get, Fanatic... crowdsourced open-source intel like this, is why the political class now routinely gets busted when it relies on pre-internet propaganda mechanisms.

If Colon 'Uncle Tom' Powell had been trying to foist his ludicrous cartoon UNSC dog-and-pony show on the world today, it would have been eviscerated within a day (bear in mind that in 20013 blogging was in its infancy).

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 19:17 | 6502095 Yen Cross
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 Is that where the Chinese politburo questions short selling fund managers?

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 20:08 | 6502233 logicalman
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Too far to go.

In front of an open 20th floor window is much less effort.

 

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 20:17 | 6502254 Yen Cross
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lol. We need a 'bridge to no where' in D.C.(k-Street), and Upper Manhattan.

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 19:20 | 6502099 Alok
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sky's the limit?

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 19:20 | 6502105 Miffed Microbio...
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Maybe that's where their central planners will be tossed at some point. If they add a pond and some hungry crocs below we should send our psychopathic overlords as well.

Miffed

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 22:46 | 6502891 shovelhead
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The pathogens in em would kill the crocs.

I vote acid pool and save the wildlife.

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 19:25 | 6502113 Ajax_USB_Port_R...
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GPS:  "road work ahead expect delays"

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 19:27 | 6502118 Trucker Glock
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Central Planning Ahead

Expect Collapse

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 19:38 | 6502126 Ajax_USB_Port_R...
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Good one! I'll be Ed McMahon. You be the funny guy.

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 20:04 | 6502218 Dickweed Wang
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Expect Collapse

Kinda looks like it already did . . .

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 19:40 | 6502144 reader2010
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Wait. Why do I see a Jap flag in the picture?

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 19:40 | 6502145 Zgangsta
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There's a lady that's sure all that glitters is gold.

And she's buying a freeway to heaven.

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 20:02 | 6502200 Dickweed Wang
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Notice that there's no barrier at the start of the "bridge" and the "bridge" slopes up so you can't see beyond the rise.  It's a perfect test track for the rich Chinese kids in their new Lamborghinis . . . . .

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 19:59 | 6502201 JuliaS
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China explained in another image:

http://s3.postimg.org/i8k7c3ler/Longgang.jpg

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 20:06 | 6502217 Fahque Imuhnutjahb
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Hey, isn't that the same guy that stood in front of the tank in Tiananmen Square?

Now that he's lost his savings to the shorting of the round eye's, he's musing on

what it'd been like if the tank hadn't stopped.

Thu, 09/03/2015 - 09:58 | 6504078 Fahque Imuhnutjahb
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What the hell is the Tiananmen Square guy doing in Norway?

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 20:23 | 6502271 FranSix
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Theoretically you could connect a bridge to Kamtchatka from Alaska through the Aleutians.

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 20:38 | 6502317 DirkDiggler11
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I think I won the battle and took over Kamtchatka the last time I played Risk...

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 20:48 | 6502356 atomicwasted
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I wish we had some context and a location for this photo, which is interesting.  I would like to find out more about it.

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 20:52 | 6502374 ednraleigh
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It's clearly an incomplete bridge and the photographer is standing behind the barricade that keeps out traffic.  Believe nothing you hear and half of what you see.

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 21:16 | 6502459 Wahooo
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What's Tyler thinking????

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 21:19 | 6502478 FrankieGoesToHo...
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He was thinking click bait.

Thu, 09/03/2015 - 07:49 | 6503600 bunnyswanson
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WN8RP7Bz6Q

Collapsing Bridge in China

Thu, 09/03/2015 - 06:02 | 6503472 Raul44
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Yeah except that one is finished ;). Or.. is the other one too..? hmm

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 21:07 | 6502401 FrankieGoesToHo...
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So you cant see over the bridge crest.  Why is that a big deal?  A photographer used some prospective control.  You can do that to any bridge which has a crest.

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 22:29 | 6502831 tarsubil
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You think it crests 300 ft from where it starts? I dunno. Doesn't make sense to build that huge ramp just so the bridge can go down hill.

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 23:17 | 6503009 FrankieGoesToHo...
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You should see the Houston Ship Channel bridges.  Especially the Sam Houston bridge.  I laugh everytime i go over it.  The designers had some kind of height fettish.

Thu, 09/03/2015 - 08:08 | 6503631 Deathstar
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The bridge crests where the man is standing and curves and also banks to the right. You can see part of the deck/grard rail on the far left PAST where the person is standing. The shape (outward curvature) of the concrete support wall to the left gives an indication to this as well (from an engineering POV)

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 21:31 | 6502548 Downtoolong
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Central banker suicide ramp.

Hard to say if that person at the top is the first of last one.

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 21:34 | 6502567 IndyPat
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The island in the turnaround is for roadside shitting convenience.

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 21:44 | 6502618 world_debt_slave
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QE Infinity

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 22:26 | 6502816 tarsubil
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Funny, I ride through Emory University and there is marble paneling the outside of buildings while the road is disintegrating. Meanwhile, China builds what looks like a nice road with a bridge to no where. The insane world run on fiat.

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 23:01 | 6502951 youngman
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Evil Kenevil is licking his chops

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 23:02 | 6502955 Abbie Normal
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So now where do we kick the can?

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 23:20 | 6503023 fel.temp.reparatio
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"China explained (in 1 image)" ...and the image shows a bridge in Norway!

Logic.FAIL!

Wed, 09/02/2015 - 23:58 | 6503106 luckylogger
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Thanks guys for posting the truth....................

Thu, 09/03/2015 - 00:29 | 6503165 AntiFabian
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It's a perspective trick

Thu, 09/03/2015 - 05:55 | 6503467 CHX
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...we have winner !

Thu, 09/03/2015 - 01:32 | 6503241 iClaudius
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The Chinese are just catching up, Glasgow has had roads to nowhere since the 1960s

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glasgow_Inner_Ring_Road

look for the ski jump.

Thu, 09/03/2015 - 04:13 | 6503388 fritskrach
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Stranded aircraft carrier.

My grandpa always used to say: ¨eat more chinese, there are too many¨.

Thu, 09/03/2015 - 04:13 | 6503389 fritskrach
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Stranded aircraft carrier.

My grandpa always used to say: ¨eat more chinese, there are too many¨.

Thu, 09/03/2015 - 04:32 | 6503405 Illegal
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Is that Jihadi John at the top?
Are you a pessimist if you think you are going up or an optimist if are coming down the road ?

Thu, 09/03/2015 - 04:34 | 6503406 Illegal
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Thu, 09/03/2015 - 08:26 | 6503634 Deathstar
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The bridge continues on but the photographer controls perspective, so you cannot see the remainder of the structure.

The bridge crests where the man is standing (or maybe further) and curves and also banks to the right. You can see part of the deck/rail guard rail on the far left (the dark area) PAST where the person is standing. The shape (outward curvature) of the concrete support wall to the left gives an indication to this as well (from an engineering POV)

I would assume the presenter meant to show china as a dead end, I would more aptly urge viewers to see it as western central planners/idiots inability to perceive the remainder of Chinas plan.

Remember, The Chinese have a higher overall IQ than Europeans. Many studies show this. They are not a stupid people by any stretch of the imagination. They are known for strategy games and tactics. Sun Tsu anyone? They were playing GO! 2500 years ago... 1500 years before chess.

Thu, 09/03/2015 - 09:03 | 6503818 Turdy Brown
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Excellent comment Deathstar!

Thu, 09/03/2015 - 09:45 | 6503981 Deathstar
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Thx. One of my hobbies is photography and I see things that others do not. I also tend to "look before I leap" and think outside the proverbial box..

I never was part of the herd and actually abhor the actions and mentality thereof.

Looking further into the posts now, I see I was correct in my observations.

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