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As China Parks Its Ships Next To Alaska, Here's Obama
As Xi and Putin stand proudly before the parade of China's military might and Chinese navy ships enter the Bering Sea for the first time ever, President Obama is busy doing other things just a few hundred miles away...
Ironic really, as Reuters reports,
The rise of selfie photography in some of the world's most beautiful, and dangerous, places is sparking a range of interventions aimed at combating risk-taking that has resulted in a string of gruesome deaths worldwide.
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Several governments and regulatory bodies have now begun treating the selfie as a serious threat to public safety, leading them to launch public education campaigns reminiscent of those against smoking and binge drinking.
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One wonders where Obama will selfie next?
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Obama is a puppet...he has no real power except through reggie.
China needs some sanctions for this move. ;)
If Obama had a son gun he would look like Deleon?
Come on grizzly bears, you're our last great hope.
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2015/01/26/selfie-study-psychopaths-men/22364987/
http://wtop.com/apps/2015/01/selfie-posting-men-lean-toward-narcissism-psychopathy/
the pole smoker is "duck lipping" for reggie?! LOL
These ships would have had to leave China weeks ago.
Perhaps China is signalling that it has penetrated W/H communication and knows Obama's schedule.
This is just a socialist Zionist jew media production of a 78 IQ kneegrow playing scientist while getting BJs from Ben Finkenbinder
No shit. All of this is a production. It is theatre for the masses. The reset is near. They know it. Most of the masses don't.
One has to wonder:
1 - If a grizzly did come rolling out and begin to eat that pile of shit would the secret service:
A - Kill the bear.
B - Act as if they tried to kill the bear, but intentionally miss allowing the grizz to eat that putrid pile of flesh.
C - Call PETA, the LGBT lobby, Blacklives matter and MSNBC to ask permission to kill the bear.
2 - This reminds me of an old joke. Obama is out hunting in the woods one day when a huge grizzly attacks him, breaks his gun then screws the POTUS right in the ass. Well Obama gets pissed and goes back to town to buyer another gun (like that would ever happen - probably wouldn't pass the back ground check) then he goes back to the woods and once again the bear attack, breaks his gun and screws Obama in the butt.
Well the commander in chief just won't be treated like that and he goes back to town again, buys another gun and heads back to the woods. This time the bear attacks, breaks Obama's gun then bends him over a log before whispering in his ear - "You're not really here for the hunting... are you faggot?"
Obama doing the "dickface", er, "duckface"... okay, both.
Man, do I ever hate this mother f'er.
His looking thru his mini-binoculars attemtping to see Sweden across the Bering Strait.
Geography, like law and history, were never his strong points.
He's looking at China's one finger salute.
Have we ever had a POTUS that was so impressed with himself? What a LOSER!!!
Little Joey Biden being next in line - Dear Leader Obama's best insurance policy.
Note the serious and somber expression..
Likely contemplating the grandeur of the surroundings.
http://i.imgur.com/f3HKRoM.jpg
Folks, re-lax...
the agendizers had it in their plan/hands...
our comma comm knew/saw they comin'...
now go do some selfies, would you?
Wearing a trendy $8,000 metrosexual outfit--and he still emanates 'mom jeans'.
I can't unwatch his workout video.
One wonders where Obama will selfie next?
... from a comfortable place .... off shore.
One wonders where Putin will selfie next?
The White House.
Thanks Barry
Have you seen his transcripts? More people have seen the Yeti.
I suspect his transcripts show:
1. Mediocre to failing grades.
2. Excessive absences.
3. Foreign student status.
Something tells me you probabnly do not subscribe to PETA magazine or go to tree hugging conventions..
I'm deeply offended...
lol!!
I'm deeply offended by the offensive comments here.
Thank you, President Obama for being there for us.
You support that ignorant cocksucker? Your joking right?
more like formaldehyde.
@ fukashima fricassee
Look at the picture. It says it all.
That man is courageous beyond belief to be standing there in a forward operating environment with the Chicom flotilla in the Bering Sea and the Russian imperialists across the Bering Strait. Before you say this is sarcasm, think of what guts it takes to do that and then ask yourself, would you?
Asshole, I went to alaska last week. Any cunt can do it.
A man of HIS qualifications SHOULD take 'point'!
Scouting out new golf courses in Alaska IS pretty dangerous.
(MAYBE he's there with his camera to 'record the event'; like those 5 dancing Israelis were on 9/11)
YES, ABSOLUTELY! I will stand behind him, 100% (as long as there is a cliff in front of him). I'd even give him a pat on the back, in fact (nothing too rough; just a little 'love-tap').
Maybe, but he is some fucking idiot.
NO.
He is fucking some idiot.
Well, supposedly, he's fucking a chimp that wants ALL the kids to eat "healthy" school lunch 'food products', but I digress...
Dyslexia, a bitch (what?). NO, the name is MOOCHELLE, not 'a bitch'. HE only calls it 'Dyslexia'!
I think it's 72 not 78? Typo?
Fucking....DING DING DING!!!!
Having kids in this environment, comes a close second.
wtop.com/apps/2015/01/selfie-posting-men-lean-toward-narcissism-psychopathy/
Wait.... and selfie-obsessed WOMEN somehow DON'T lean toward psychopathy??
Nice, one problem fixed and then uncle Joe gets to show us his true colors...
I see what your doing there....
Darwin Award coming up in 3...2...1
The kids at the top of the radio tower are Russians. Americans are more like Obama's Pajama boy or morons who cheer on trayvon playing ball or are Trayvon.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2154873/The-craziest-workout-tim...
These Russian kids have balls the size of coconuts. Americans beat down McDonalds employees for fake food.
Fat Americans volunteer to go kill children for Obola and the banksters.
http://www.rt.com/news/197288-russian-daredevils-skyscraper-climb/
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3074792/Terrifying-moment-fearle...
"...One wonders where Obama will selfie next?..."
How about in Sanaa standing on a pile of dead Yememi babies?
Brilliant, maybe he could make a world tour of it with his Nobel Prize.
Visiting all the places he murdered innocent people while serving his Zionist master's agenda.
Is that a Reggie tracker he's holding there?
look closely at the picture. Oblamo looks like he is blowing a kiss -
simply gross.
Next picture, as Oblome points camera down - top of Reggie's head
Obama does the sucking and catching. Reggie is the man.
I'm not so sure about the sucking thing; this asshole failed mouth-breathing class.
This at least refutes his reputation as being a narcisstic sociopath, right?
... Obama is a puppet...
Even so, there are smart puppets and then there are stupid ones. Guess which category Obozo pertains to...
Why didn't the person who took this picture take his picture so he wouldn't have to???
Maybe the guy in the bear suit didn't want to give himself away.
He was trying to capture the soul, not just an image.
IKR. Why settle for a selfie, when throngs of Blowjob-a-razzi are following you?
Speak softly, but carry a big selfie stick.
"Speak softly, but carry a big selfie stick."
Moose, you get some sort of prize for that one.
"Obama is a puppet...he has no real power..."
Nailed it..actually, Presidents have no real power..everything they do is the "result" of "suggestions" from "advisors".
He's free to take selfies because someone else is doing all the mental work; and once a decision is made, it will be Obama's job to announce the plan.
We do not have a President...we have a King...all show, no real power.
Well then you tell reggie to tell Obama that he looks like Dick Gregory.
Can you post a selfie from hell?
There's never a polar bear around when you need one.
That would be an Alaskan brown bear, the polar bears are extinct from global warming.
Barry proved global warming yesterday when he pointed to a glacier that was melting during summertime. They don't award a Nobel Peace Prize to just anybody, you know.
and nevermind that the Mendelhall has been retreating for the last hundred years or so. there's markings on the rocks all over the place out by the visitor center.... it was all the way across mendenhall lake before the 30s. or that other little fact that it takes ~220 years for snow that's fallen up top to reach the bottom...
Now that might result in an interesting selfie.
...or 911 call
Pack of wolves maybe?
There's a Highway to Hell and a Stariway to Heaven, shows you the expected traffic flow.
Never thought about that! But I guess you are right.;-)
Better watch those steps while you are able to.!
There will be a day of reckoning.
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"There's a Highway to Hell and a Starway to Heaven, shows you the expected traffic flow."
Shows you how gullible and easily fooled people are..it's easy to go to hell; if you want to go to heaven, give me power, money and...shall we say, offspring...
I'm looking forward to seeing those from criminal bank$ters as we know they already have reservations confirmed. Nice and HOT!
He should have done a selfie in front of the Chinese ships
and stupid voters....legal and illegal...
Ever the self-absorbed, narcissistic asshole. Historians (and a helluva lot of others) OWE THE AMERICAN PEOPLE AN EXPLANATION HOW THIS MYSTERIOUS, FRAUDULENT INDIVIDUAL GOT TO BE POTUS!
Money might not buy you love, but it sure as hell can buy you a president.
Case closed.
Actually there are some federal judges who dismissed lawsuits on the basis of lack of standing who owe the American people an explanation how this mysterious, fradulent individual got to be POTUS.
"OWE THE AMERICAN PEOPLE AN EXPLANATION HOW THIS MYSTERIOUS, FRAUDULENT INDIVIDUAL GOT TO BE POTUS!"
Because the American people are only given 2 choices come election day...one day it was McCain, the second time it was Romney...do you still not understand why O won twice?
And Diebold. Seriously, you think banksters aren't controlling those things? To the right people, manipulating voting machine numbers is easier than adding a new contact to your Android.
Obviously the Nobel Prize Winner is in love with himself - an affair that will last a lifetime.
Maybe he wants and likes doing this. SO be it.
But just how far removed from reality is it that his PR handlers would show something like this to the world?
And it's no longer shocking. Just another day in The Year of the Flood.
my first reaction was this wqas photoshopped, has to be. Nobody is that screwed up to have a photo taken while doing that.
I think he has done that before!
Ask his wife, she was truely pissed off.
Maybe it was the Danish Barbie state president that co-selfied.
That did not go down well!!
If you were a wookie with dibs on a human, it wouldn't have gone down well with you, either.
There's a pic of him using a selfie stick in the oval office.
Apparently this behavior ranks right up there with golf.
Which is even worse, to bother to have something this fucked up photoshopped. I mean, that takes some time and effort. Serious forethought.
Fucking pussy affirmative action clown. You turned Syria upside down and created a monumental refugee crisis that your lapdog press is ignoring.
+1000 Fuck this pussy ass motherfucker
And there are skinflints who want him to have a third term!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Good peaceful people had their lives ruined. Men in the prime of their lives, 20-40, have no livelihoods - you can't blame them for trying to " go west" for better opportunities.
Artificial melting pots.
he delivered diversity and multiculturalism to europe, trouble is its never going back. congrats
duck lips you destroyed europe and white culture/civilization for good...mission accomplished.
he and his masters had better FINISH the job, or backlash is going to be a MF. make the nazis look like choir boys.
Be happy there is no Nobel Prize for Enhancing Racial Diversity in Former Homogeneous Countries or Using Crisis to Further One's Personal Ideology. Not that he deserves it being a plagiarist
Miffed
Don't let's forget about Libya. You know that Hillary and Barry burned that village down in order to save it.....from a genocide that proved to be more unlikely than Saddam having WMD.
And Gaddafi got "buckwheats" except with a kitchen knife instead of a .38 round. There was a kink factor there that both Hilllary and Barry enjoyed. Hillary got so excited about it that she wailed, 'We came, we saw, he died.' Spank me. Spank me. Funny that Chris Stephens died the same way more or less.
I think we will finally see the complete truth on Libya come out. I expect it will be on the order of Ollie North and "Iran - Contra." For those too young, Ollie North sold weapons to Iran - strictly fordidden in return for cash and US hostaghes. He then used the cash to finance rebels in Nicaragua. Things haven't changed much in 30 years. At least maybe North got the hostages back which seems to be more than Obama/Kerry have accomplished with the latest dance with Iran.
He should not be taking selfies while the Chinese are in the Bering Sea. He should first order the U.S.A.F to bomb them . . . then he can take a selfie.
actually he's treating it the way I would... like a bunch of Chinese rubber duckies floating in a bathtub... it's not worth getting worked up about...
zzzzzzz... non-story, snorefest
Maybe this "provocative" act by China is merely a response to USA presence in the South China Sea?
But what we consider an International Right for us turns out to be "provocative" if and when another Nation State chooses to exercise it.
It is all a crock of state-ist shit.
whatever
That looks dangerous. Obama shuld at the least, be wearing a bicycle helmut.
Using a made-in-china selfie stick....
Which he is more than welcome to stick where it can fit.!
What an asshole.
Wins the thread.
Case in point. No bum intended!
You can't expect him to treat China like the treats the middle east. China can fight back.
He is a moron though...
Douchebag
The US is currently maintaining an "open sky, open sea" policy in the South China Sea. Our airplanes are overflying the Chinese "islands". I agree that it's a real stretch to call these occupied lumps of dirt ... islands. But the point is this - the USA is advocating a policy of sailing and flying in international waters. Even if these activities come very close to China.
Therefore, do you think that it's an accident that Chinese ships are now operating off Alaska?
I wonder if he can hold it steady when Reggie is ass pounding him?
The new America, failing is winning.
We are just so fucking done.................
"We are just so fucking done"
Second.
There is just no way that he could be as incompetent as he has been for 6 years, the express ride down the usa has taken has been intentional and this pic showing him caring less about china buzzing the coastline is just further proof.
Unfortunately as the legendary Neal Boortz has said, he was enabled by a country that is now a majority of "dumb masses" (the B is silent).
And now many of these same fools are lining up for Trump. No, Trump isn't about to run things on executive orders the minute he doesn't get his way; not a chance. America is the land of suckers and idiots today.
even the fucking selfie stick is made in China
You forgot only about camera, battery, and SD card...
Maybe Obama himself is.
Manchurian.
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2014/07/15/obama-as-the-manchuri...
Trump as president would be a treat compared to Obama
Don't sniff the end.
can we give alaska back...with Obama in it?
As Xi and Putin stand proudly before the parade of China's military might and Chinese navy ships enter the Bering Sea for the first time ever, President Obama is busy doing other things just a few hundred miles away...
An open entreaty to the Chinese Navy...
If you're successful at locating the "white chimp" just a few hundred miles away we will reward you handsomely if you can make him disappear permanently!
Signed
Everyone else that is a U.S. citizen (with half a mind or better) that didnt' vote for him either in '08 or 12!!!
Right, go ahead and take him out??
And then . . .
we end up with Biden as POTUS?????
ARRRGGGGHHH!!
Good point Cm!
Motherfuckin' cocksuckin' son-of-a-bitchin' dickface asshole-feltching bastard!!
Jerkwad fuckface shithead cuntface slut whore cunt titpissing SLIMEBALL!!!
Wow my tourettes isn't nearly as advanced as yours.
Tourettes? Naw. Those's jes' O's middle names; y'all c'n read 'em all on his birth certificate.
What is this term binge drinking? Its called drinking.
dupe of previous commenter.
alaska has moar methane-gas in its thousand lakes that are quite similar to 'bubbling crude' in the late 19th c.
the burmuda-triangle... perhaps, holds moar energy via methane-gas than the me & c.asia
"Methane" Dec/2012 (Natgas with an accelerant power-booster known as four-parts`Hydrogen? [CH4[ Chemical compound]) Ref: http://ngm.nationalgeographic.com/2012/12/methane/lavelle-text
http://www.britannica.com/science/methane
A pussy ass piece of shit taking a picture of itself is not exactly a sign of strength.
#selfiesforreggie
Fucing Niggers...
I wonder if Reggie Love got jealouse when the fish ejaculated on Obama's shoes.
Barack Obama's natal chart:
http://www.astrotheme.com/astrology/Barack_Obama
Every major astrologer I know worth their salt...says 1 thing: nobody with such a weak chart can be POTUS
Ergo, it's a fraud, as this cryptographic analysis shows
https://atlasshrugs2000.typepad.com/atlas_shrugs/2008/07/atlas-exclusive...
Everything "official" about Obama is a fraud. His Daddy, his name, his place of birth. The only thing real about him is his Muslim religion, his man lust, and his complete ability to fool stupid, white guilt laden liberals.
Dear Lord,
I pray Obama catches half a dozen stray bullets to his 'knappy haid'......bullets fired by protesting homosexual TransJennered illegal aliens, using Fast and Furious weapons.....
AMEN
FUCK OFF asshole!
Don't threaten someones life on this blog you idiot trolling plant from the NSA
you f`n m`f
I hope some Chris Kyle trained people explode Obombers, Killarys, Trumps etc etc etc. heads before next November.
amazing, coming from a 9 day membership
another 28 day lifetyme member...
where in langley are you guys [cellar dwellers?]
I notice that barry is holding up something in his hand. It looks like a selfie pole with a camera ... but then again, it could be a putter.
Im shocked he isn't taking that from the 18th green somewhere in Alaska. And where are the friggin bears? Can he not get the Grizzly Man treatmant? Bears are rayciss yo only eatin whities
Obomber didn't go to the Victory over Nazis parade in Russia, Without Russia everyone might be speaking German,
Obomber didn't go to the Victory parade in China.
Fuck the USA, I really think they took over where the Third Reich left off,
Me thinks Americans don't attend those victory days because they believe that ONLY THE USA is a free country and IT has to control the world.
9 days x 24hrs = 216 hrs membership
+1
Actually, we do have control.
Now say something stupid.
You really don't see what's going on?!
This is preparation for WW3!!
Here in Europe military equipment from the US is transfered from North Germany to Ukraine since months! The explosion in China - a tactical nuclear weapon! Check the photos, no chemical fire can produce such patterns.
China and Russia position themself.
Nothing is by coincident.
>The explosion in China - a tactical nuclear weapon!
Medication time...
Standard Disclaimer: There is conspiracy fact and conspiracy fiction, and then there is the above guy that crawled out from under the rock.
No duckface?
Reggie probably ruined the muscle tone on the Kenyan's jaw muscles. No duck face possible.
Did you know there are luxury homes in Alaska?
That's what the Chinese are there for.
https://www.akhomeshow.com/anchorage_neighborhoods_luxury.php
In order for a person to be diagnosed with narcissistic personality disorder (NPD) they must meet five or more of the following symptoms:
http://psychcentral.com/disorders/narcissistic-personality-disorder-symp...
Wow! A perfect score.
One can only let his imagination drift at the prospects of what 'ole Billy Jeff would have done with one of those camera sticks had the technology been around at the time...