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As China Parks Its Ships Next To Alaska, Here's Obama
As Xi and Putin stand proudly before the parade of China's military might and Chinese navy ships enter the Bering Sea for the first time ever, President Obama is busy doing other things just a few hundred miles away...
Ironic really, as Reuters reports,
The rise of selfie photography in some of the world's most beautiful, and dangerous, places is sparking a range of interventions aimed at combating risk-taking that has resulted in a string of gruesome deaths worldwide.
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Several governments and regulatory bodies have now begun treating the selfie as a serious threat to public safety, leading them to launch public education campaigns reminiscent of those against smoking and binge drinking.
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One wonders where Obama will selfie next?
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Sociopath works well also...
A Venn diagram would be two superimposed circles with his name in the center.
I really can not abide that faggot, self absorbed, asshole president.
Such a fkn loser.
It's like a fkn cartoon character has stolen the US Presidency. Someone put a stop to this asap for the love of Christ. Aren't the secret servicemen supposed to protect the Presidency, not necessarily the person in it? Some traitor has stolen it, and we want it back. DO YOUR JOB!
I don't know about you guys, but even a photo of the two thrill-seekers atop a 1500 ft. comm. tower gives me that bad feeling...
He's just a dindu, doin...nuffin.
...and that's why so many Americans have leader-crushes on Vladimir Putin
No,,, they just don't understand a politician that actually holds the interest of the nation foremost. Something that doesn't exist in the western states.
The Republic can survive Obama but can it survive a population of idiots that voted him in not once but TWICE
I'll weigh in on that good point. Mainstream media keeping everybody calm till the end. And the end will come with fear and loathing in a grand false flag to rally around.
HAHAHAHAHA. Theater of the absurd every single time this mincing cunt makes a public appearance.
What's interesting is the disdain for standing up for country and law enforcement - the same law enforcement that protects barry and his family.
It wouldn't be wise to whack barry, but it might be to whack one or two of his daughters.
barry is one nasty communist fuck!!!
Maybe he should fly out and tell them this isn't part of their world and they should go home...
Then maybe we should take the same advice?
I would like to see an RPG take his head off while he is taking the selfie shot
How much would that photo be worth??
...........Priceless
NOT an Obama fan, but an appropriate reaction to a "who gives a shit" event.
Fuckme
Making selfie with back to the sun.. CIA should better learn its folks basics of photography.
A drone would be nice right about now.
Jesus fucking Christ,
First 8 years of the CHIMP, Bush. Then this fucking Mulatto monkey for 8 years.
OH and before that 8 years of a fucking lying son of a bitch whorehopper.
Anyone wonder why the USA is a fucking second world craphole??
In retrospect, Nixon is looking better every day. Pick your poison:
"I am not a crook"
"I've commited adultery in my heart many times."
"Read my lips. No new taxes."
"Tear down that wall."
"I did not inhale."
"I did not have sex with that woman."
"But all in all, it's been a fabulous year for Laura and me." -George W. Bush, Dec. 20, 2001
"We are fully committed to working with both sides to bring the level of terror down to an acceptable level for both."
''I think when you spread the wealth around, it's good for everybody.''
''I've now been in 57 states -- I think one left to go.''
Guess he finally made it to that 58th state.
Excuse me. Think I'll go throw up now.
Oops! Sorry, double post. Damn wine!!!
War, war, war, war, 99 articles of war on the wall
Take one down pass it around, 98 articles of war on the wall.
Propaganda media wants everybody to embrace the warm fuzzy of war. Government wants ALL YOUR MONEY so
that it can build more bombs, mortars, bullets and government contracts to keep you SAFE from the omnipresent,
perpetual threat of the global boogeyman.
War, war, war, war, 97 articles of war on the wall,
Take one down pass it around, 96 articles of war on the wall.
Be afraid, very afraid, the media has determined you MUST BE AFRAID, Uncle Fraud needs your money, Uncle Fraud
needs ALL OF YOUR PRODUCTIVITY to KEEP YOU SAFE!!
War, war, war, war 95 articles of war on the wall.
Take one down pass it around, 95 articles of war on the wall!
I wish that camera was a pistol.
I wonder if he has selfies of him and his 3 hoes.
Call it Obama Zoo.
We all do...
And Obama should sink two into Boehner on the White House lawn.
30 day membership
does anyone really think Obama gives a fuck about politics or religion or anything except for taking air force mother fucking one to the next golf or vacation spot??
Why don't you ask the real President of the USA, Bibi NuttyYahoo?
How you doin DoucheBoy2015?
(laughs sovietly)
Yeah well they failed to strike a blow for freedom and save us from our filthy putrid fascist national government.
That Nero sure can fiddle!
Fuking klown.
Liberals and leftists still worship him.
Seriously - you are the fucking president - someone's always there to take your picture.
Someone should shove that 'selfie-stick' somewhere in his-self, for lack of a better way to put it.
A president with a fucking selfie stick?
A president with a selfie stick!
Fucking pathetic puss-bag.
Where's a Polar Bear when you need one?
Putin rough houses with bears and wolves. Putin swims in cold rivers. Putin rides horses and takes small subs down into deep water. Putin rides in Zodiacs in the cold oceans and kicks dudes asses in judo.
Obama does a selfie.
Obama's not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed.
Obama gets jizzed on by fish
http://www.cnn.com/2015/09/03/politics/obama-salmon-spawning-alaska/inde...
Palin can flip-off the Chinese ship.
I wonder if he even knows (or cares) he's been set up as the village idiot.
He doesn't care because psychopath niggers have no remorse for anything. Actually that is one of the traits needed to be President,
If they show remorse its all theatre,
Al (DB) - please - to be a nigger you have to have been born in the US
LOL, no they don't. Wherever ya go, black is black.
May the Schwarz be with ya!
Wow,
What a bunch of emotional comments.
The real question is, "Are the Chinese ships 20 miles out as is usual custom?" And if so, then eat shit. They have right to be there as it is international waters. No discussion about this most salient fact?
12 miles out is offically recognized limit:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Territorial_waters
There is one intelligent post about how the U.S. is overflying the new Chinese "islands" and also enforcing right of passage.
I know that Obama makes people see red, but hey people...get a grip on yourself.
C'mon, can't you see that Americans are all worked up and can't wait to go to war. The propaganda was 100% effective. Americans don't give a shit what the cost is. They will send there FIRST BORN and every male born after that to fight the evil boogeymen that the media has given us to be afraid of.
We've been trained from birth, FOR GENERATIONS to do this. And remember, every single offspring you send off comes back a hero, in or out of a box.
Very few of the posters here have ever served in the military. Like most Americans, they try to find identity in the service of others. Or, if you prefer, they are a lot like the little loudmouths that always hang next to a bully, yelling stuff. Their self-confidence is not based on any real experience or abiity to find strength in themselves. Whenever the US tribe is 'threatened' they can be counted to "support the troops," and go out of their way to say, "Thank you for your service." Their lack of courage is most on display in their enthusiasm for any military action against whatever bogeyman enemy the political rulers drag up. Real men can live with danger without crapping their pants. These wiennies have to find their courage vicariously.
The real question is where can I get a Presidential Model high strength carbon fiber selfie stick?
Because nothing says self-absorbed narcissitic cunt like having your very own selfie stick and I want the very best so there will be no question.
I'll have no need for the Presidential 'rectal romancer' attachment because a guy has to draw a line somewhere.
Bush Jr called Obama and said he would like to pass his crown on to Obama as PresiDUNCE .
those five chinese warships have 2 trillion of obamas fiat bonds, and they mean to shove them all up his ass
No problem. He'll have room to spare...
He most likely has plenty of room 'up his ass' as Manchelle has been 'boning' him for years. What a fucking disgrace of a POTUS & First Lady/Man/Queer/Whatever. He evn calls her/him/it Michael.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cgk732vfGQ
Is it in yet?
Obama said- mind if I smoke?
Fuckbama
What a joke of a human being.
We'd be better off with Al Sharpton.
Woooaaahhh, slow ur roll. Lets not get too crazy.
who the fuck is reggie?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reggie_Love
With Russia parked on the east coast, and China off Alaska, this piece of work would rather take his chances with China than Putin.
As I recall, Russia is very very close to Alaska; therefore Russia is parked next to Russia.
they just dont invite his kind to their party.. so he's stalking them outside.. thats not a selfie stick... thats a voyeur pole.. he's trying to get a view of what they are up to...
Why shouldn't the Chinese park their warships off Alaska?
The Yanks park theirs all over the globe and they ain't wanted anywhere.
I like it. He's giving them exactly the amount of attention this deserves...none whatsoever. He's sending a clear message. While I don't agree with a lot (almost all) of his politics, think he's a fraud with a questionable history, he's right in this case: Just ignore the non-existent threat here. They have no power projection worth a damn and he knows it.
Is that a prophecy? This is real prophecy that is so certain; that you can see it now and the growing "cloud of righteous judgment" gathering. People should be very afraid for their very souls, but most are caught up in the lust of the flesh and lust of the eyes blinded to their own eternal jeopardy out of neglect, not ignorance.
"When you hear of wars and rebellions, don't be alarmed. Indeed, these things must take place first, but the end won't come right away." Then He told them: "Nation will be raised up against nation, and kingdom against kingdom. There will be violent earthquakes, and famines and plagues in various places, and there will be terrifying sights and great signs from heaven.- source the One who knows everything with great power and all authority
Birth pangs.
The Chinese need LARD , and making a deal to set up liposuction stations all over the USA, they pay 5 dollars a pound.
The stations will be setup in Walmart parking lots.
BTW - I think this avatar pic does you far more justice than that DB pic.
How many pics of yourself can you use?
I guess you can use them on facebook where narcissism is mandatory.
Embarrassing for us to have a mentally incompetent president.
He's preparing a gift in case the Queen of England comes to visit again.
Ya know, she got an I-Pod with his speeches last time she came to the U.S.
She, of course, will want a book of his selfies next time.
Self Absorbed Cocksucker!
Nothing surprises me anymore coming from that shitskin. Everyone repeat after me...
stu pid nig ger
President Narcissist Hussein Obama
You shouldn;t worry about it. Seeing that the FED and the Chinese Central bank are connected, why would they whack each other?
90% destruction of the Middle Class ... Legacy!
Obama King Crab was a selfie old soul
And a selfie old soul was he;
He called for his pipe, and he called for his choom
And he called the mount Denali.
Why is this a news story?
Soak in the rads, pokey.
Crab pot bait.
Thought the Chinese already have the keys to the white house.
In the meantime Obummer agrees to dismantle the US armed forces.
Interestingly on the front page of the New York Times of October 1987 where the headline was about the Market crashing 22.6% in one day the story to the side was 'US Ships shell Iran.' Why is America always so nasty to that country, such an unhealthy obsession.
The kikes that run this country hate them for their Algebra and Trigonometry.
Anyone with a Remote Control “Drone Boat” can start an International Incident.
Pretty smug when you consider he's at the helm of a crumbling empire that was the envy of the world.
The Chinese were coming over to see the Jay Reno show...Who's gonna break the bad news to them?.....
Now Now folks! You have to take into consideration that he's never seen a tree before.
Seriously dude...
Seeing he's out, he's really blowing the taxpayers money on all these 'business' trips... ha ha ha.
Why not just take a cruise around the world and say it's a good will trip to all the countries.
The man is casting a "Expecto Patronum" over the incoming fleet you fools!
Love those crazy selfies.
One of those days - Subway Surfing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3c67AYl0rM
One of those days - Candide Thovex https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKP7jQknGjs
It is a shame that Barry has no friends to take pictures of him.
Probably a few butt buddies from his Chicago days as an alderman -except for three that were exectuted just before he announced his campaign for president -Rahm Emmanual is still around for an occasional romp in the park.
The US doesn't seen to have a problem using China to buy its debt. China's ships are docked in all our major harbors. US money funds the buildup of the Chinese military. Now the US is going to whine because the Chinese Navy does something perfectly normal in international waters? Just more media hype directed at buidling up another bogeyman enemy. The US does this sort of thing all the time. What's the difference?
You are right sir and this is complete distraction bullshit. Who cares.
Fuck Trump, Hillary, and Biden.
I'm nominating Andrew Jackson's skeletal remains for the top spot.
He was a Central Bank killer of the highest order.
Im my life time, which is a considerable number of decades, nearly every new president has been worse than his predecessor.
This is going to be a tough act to follow.
Jesus, what a bunch of anrgy morons around here tonight. Name calling? Seriously, some of you knuckle dragging neanderthals have totally missed the point here. In this picture, Obama is just trying to see if he can see Russia from Alaska like Sara Palin said she could.
Let me know the day when I should actually worry about Russian or ChiCom military capabilities as compared to our own. Hence, while no Obama fan here, the perfectly appropriate "what me, worry?" attirude of our CiCh. What's he suppose to do, act like it means somthing or issue threats? Best to ignore it, while keeping a completely satellite based eye onthe entire escapade.
Today
World War II was won because of manufacturing capacity. Think about that a bit.
NEVER TAKE THIS POST DOWN!
LEAVE IT FOREVER AT THE TOP.
HE IS SICK. America got what it wanted.....a lying piece of fluff and crap.
Can't wait for his daughters to start piercing and inking!
Perfect reflection of the loss of "achievement, be the best you can" to be the lowest scum suckin' piece of crap you can be and we will love you for it and support you!
America has been fucked by its tolerance. You get what you accept. YOU GET WHAT YOU ACCEPT!!!
Wake up.....you cannot go back one second....but you can start NOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!
That's the closest thing I've ever seen to Nero fiddling while Rome burned... except that Mr. Obama appears to be slightly more narcissistic than Nero.
Someone please tell me that this photo has been taken completely out of context and that Mr. Obama is not, in fact, in Alaska, just a few hundred miles from Chinese military vessels which have never been in those waters, taking a selfie?
He's looking thru the high power binoculars for his awesome rekovery.
... can't see it though.
In retrospect, Nixon is looking better every day. Pick your poison:
"I am not a crook"
"I've commited adultery in my heart many times."
"Read my lips. No new taxes."
"Tear down that wall."
"I did not inhale."
"I did not have sex with that woman."
"But all in all, it's been a fabulous year for Laura and me." -George W. Bush, Dec. 20, 2001
"We are fully committed to working with both sides to bring the level of terror down to an acceptable level for both."
''I think when you spread the wealth around, it's good for everybody.''
''I've now been in 57 states -- I think one left to go.''
Guess he finally made it to that 58th state.
Excuse me. Think I'll go throw up now.
our beloved douchebag in chief... hope a bear rips his head off
No way. Obizzy's ears make him look like a skinny moose. Bears like easier targets.
Have you seen them? Like Pinocchio's nose, they grow with each whopper.
Obama is going to the beach next.
Plenty of dead kid and selfie opportunities there...
I luh me some me"
Given Obama's track record in foreign policy, I'm just as glad he's somewhere else, doing nothing.
How long before he's photobombing Trump's press conferences with shouts of FHRITP?
Exceptional narcissism.
How fucking sad...
Mr. Nero's Holiday
can you even imagine if Bush had done this?
Or Romney?
Funniest joke I've heard in a long time!
Get used to Chinese warships off your coast, Merkans, it's what you've been doing to everybody else these past seventy years.
psych 101
selfie, father abandonment, racial confusion, big ears.....
drugs, shall we go on..??
effing faggot.
Obama just wants to be left alone!