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As China Parks Its Ships Next To Alaska, Here's Obama

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As Xi and Putin stand proudly before the parade of China's military might and Chinese navy ships enter the Bering Sea for the first time ever, President Obama is busy doing other things just a few hundred miles away...

 

 

Ironic really, as Reuters reports,

The rise of selfie photography in some of the world's most beautiful, and dangerous, places is sparking a range of interventions aimed at combating risk-taking that has resulted in a string of gruesome deaths worldwide.

 

...

 

Several governments and regulatory bodies have now begun treating the selfie as a serious threat to public safety, leading them to launch public education campaigns reminiscent of those against smoking and binge drinking.

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One wonders where Obama will selfie next?

 

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Thu, 09/03/2015 - 16:14 | 6506043 SmallerGovNow2
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Sociopath works well also...

  • Superficial charm and good intelligence
  • Absence of delusions and other signs of irrational thinking
  • Absence of nervousness or neurotic manifestations
  • Unreliability
  • Untruthfulness and insincerity
  • Lack of remorse and shame
  • Inadequately motivated antisocial behavior
  • Poor judgment and failure to learn by experience
  • Pathologic egocentricity and incapacity for love
  • General poverty in major affective reactions
  • Specific loss of insight
  • Unresponsiveness in general interpersonal relations
  • Thu, 09/03/2015 - 16:15 | 6506048 Teh Finn
    Teh Finn's picture

    A Venn diagram would be two superimposed circles with his name in the center.

    Thu, 09/03/2015 - 15:53 | 6505909 _SILENCER
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    I really can not abide that faggot, self absorbed, asshole president.

    Thu, 09/03/2015 - 15:53 | 6505911 CaptainMoonlight
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    Such a fkn loser.

    Thu, 09/03/2015 - 15:55 | 6505922 CaptainMoonlight
    CaptainMoonlight's picture

    It's like a fkn cartoon character has stolen the US Presidency. Someone put a stop to this asap for the love of Christ. Aren't the secret servicemen supposed to protect the Presidency, not necessarily the person in it? Some traitor has stolen it, and we want it back. DO YOUR JOB!

    Thu, 09/03/2015 - 15:56 | 6505929 Consuelo
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    I don't know about you guys, but even a photo of the two thrill-seekers atop a 1500 ft. comm. tower gives me that bad feeling...

    Thu, 09/03/2015 - 15:58 | 6505946 BeaverCream
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    He's just a dindu, doin...nuffin.

    Thu, 09/03/2015 - 15:59 | 6505952 mastersnark
    mastersnark's picture

    ...and that's why so many Americans have leader-crushes on Vladimir Putin

    Thu, 09/03/2015 - 16:06 | 6506003 rejected
    rejected's picture

    No,,, they just don't understand a politician that actually holds the interest of the nation foremost. Something that doesn't exist in the western states.

    Thu, 09/03/2015 - 16:00 | 6505953 khnum
    khnum's picture

    The Republic can survive Obama but can it survive a population of idiots that voted him in not once but TWICE

    Thu, 09/03/2015 - 21:01 | 6507169 Cruel Aid
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    I'll weigh in on that good point. Mainstream media keeping everybody calm till the end. And the end will come with fear and loathing in a grand false flag to rally around.

    Thu, 09/03/2015 - 16:00 | 6505954 Jethro
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    HAHAHAHAHA. Theater of the absurd every single time this mincing cunt makes a public appearance.

    Thu, 09/03/2015 - 16:03 | 6505978 orangegeek
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    What's interesting is the disdain for standing up for country and law enforcement - the same law enforcement that protects barry and his family.

     

    It wouldn't be wise to whack barry, but it might be to whack one or two of his daughters.

     

    barry is one nasty communist fuck!!!

    Thu, 09/03/2015 - 16:03 | 6505984 rejected
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    Maybe he should fly out and tell them this isn't part of their world and they should go home...

    Then maybe we should take the same advice?

    Thu, 09/03/2015 - 16:05 | 6505998 AlfredNeumann
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    I would like to see an RPG take his head off while he is taking the selfie shot

    How much would that photo be worth??

    Thu, 09/03/2015 - 20:30 | 6507053 Deathstar
    Deathstar's picture

    ...........Priceless

    Thu, 09/03/2015 - 16:06 | 6506004 Winston Smith 2009
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    NOT an Obama fan, but an appropriate reaction to a "who gives a shit" event.

    Thu, 09/03/2015 - 16:08 | 6506010 Panic Mode
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    Fuckme

    Thu, 09/03/2015 - 16:08 | 6506014 Bioscale
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    Making selfie with back to the sun.. CIA should better learn its folks  basics of photography.

    Thu, 09/03/2015 - 16:13 | 6506027 homiegot
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    A drone would be nice right about now.

    Thu, 09/03/2015 - 16:18 | 6506055 AlfredNeumann
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    Jesus fucking Christ,

    First 8 years of  the CHIMP, Bush.   Then this fucking Mulatto monkey for 8 years.

    OH and before that 8 years of a fucking lying son of  a bitch whorehopper.

    Anyone wonder why the USA is a fucking second world craphole??

     

    Thu, 09/03/2015 - 22:34 | 6507541 crazybob369
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    In retrospect, Nixon is looking better every day. Pick your poison:

     

    "I am not a crook"

    "I've commited adultery in my heart many times."

    "Read my lips. No new taxes."

    "Tear down that wall."

    "I did not inhale."

    "I did not have sex with that woman."

    "But all in all, it's been a fabulous year for Laura and me." -George W. Bush, Dec. 20, 2001

    "We are fully committed to working with both sides to bring the level of terror down to an acceptable level for both."

    ''I think when you spread the wealth around, it's good for everybody.''

    ''I've now been in 57 states -- I think one left to go.''

     

    Guess he finally made it to that 58th state.

     

    Excuse me. Think I'll go throw up now.


    Thu, 09/03/2015 - 22:53 | 6507604 crazybob369
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    Oops! Sorry, double post. Damn wine!!!

    Thu, 09/03/2015 - 16:16 | 6506056 1033eruth
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    War, war, war, war, 99 articles of war on the wall

    Take one down pass it around, 98 articles of war on the wall.

     

    Propaganda media wants everybody to embrace the warm fuzzy of war.  Government wants ALL YOUR MONEY so 

    that it can build more bombs, mortars, bullets and government contracts to keep you SAFE from the omnipresent, 

    perpetual threat of the global boogeyman.

     

    War, war, war, war, 97 articles of war on the wall,

    Take one down pass it around, 96 articles of war on the wall.

     

    Be afraid, very afraid, the media has determined you MUST BE AFRAID, Uncle Fraud needs your money, Uncle Fraud 

    needs ALL OF YOUR PRODUCTIVITY to KEEP YOU SAFE!!

     

    War, war, war, war 95 articles of war on the wall.

    Take one down pass it around, 95 articles of war on the wall! 

    Thu, 09/03/2015 - 16:19 | 6506068 Prober
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    I wish that camera was a pistol.

    Thu, 09/03/2015 - 16:22 | 6506085 AlfredNeumann
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    I wonder if he has selfies of him and his 3 hoes.

    Call it Obama Zoo.

    Thu, 09/03/2015 - 17:06 | 6506269 ToSoft4Truth
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    We all do...

    And Obama should sink two into Boehner on the White House lawn.

    Thu, 09/03/2015 - 17:28 | 6506376 earleflorida
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    30 day membership

    Thu, 09/03/2015 - 16:22 | 6506080 I am a Man I am...
    I am a Man I am Forty's picture

    does anyone really think Obama gives a fuck about politics or religion or anything except for taking air force mother fucking one to the next golf or vacation spot??

    Thu, 09/03/2015 - 16:23 | 6506090 AlfredNeumann
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    Why don't you ask the real President of the USA, Bibi NuttyYahoo?

    Thu, 09/03/2015 - 16:25 | 6506101 falconflight
    falconflight's picture

    How you doin DoucheBoy2015?

    Thu, 09/03/2015 - 16:22 | 6506082 Falling Down
    Falling Down's picture

    (laughs sovietly)

    Thu, 09/03/2015 - 16:24 | 6506097 falconflight
    falconflight's picture

    Yeah well they failed to strike a blow for freedom and save us from our filthy putrid fascist national government.

    Thu, 09/03/2015 - 16:25 | 6506103 F.A. Hayek
    F.A. Hayek's picture

    That Nero sure can fiddle!

    Thu, 09/03/2015 - 16:34 | 6506140 SocialistPig
    SocialistPig's picture

    Fuking klown.

    Thu, 09/03/2015 - 16:43 | 6506183 Freddie
    Freddie's picture

    Liberals and leftists still worship him.

    Thu, 09/03/2015 - 16:52 | 6506216 dvfco
    dvfco's picture

    Seriously - you are the fucking president - someone's always there to take your picture.

    Someone should shove that 'selfie-stick' somewhere in his-self, for lack of a better way to put it.

    A president with a fucking selfie stick?  

    A president with a selfie stick!  

    Fucking pathetic puss-bag.

    Thu, 09/03/2015 - 16:36 | 6506152 MickV
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    Where's a Polar Bear when you need one?

    Thu, 09/03/2015 - 16:39 | 6506162 Freddie
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    Putin rough houses with bears and wolves.  Putin swims in cold rivers. Putin rides horses and takes small subs down into deep water. Putin rides in Zodiacs in the cold oceans and kicks dudes asses in judo.

    Obama does a selfie.

    Thu, 09/03/2015 - 16:51 | 6506210 f16hoser
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    Obama's not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed.

    Thu, 09/03/2015 - 16:56 | 6506233 ToSoft4Truth
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    Palin can flip-off the Chinese ship.

    Thu, 09/03/2015 - 17:02 | 6506258 markar
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    I wonder if he even knows (or cares) he's been set up as the village idiot.

    Thu, 09/03/2015 - 17:25 | 6506365 AlfredNeumann
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    He doesn't care because psychopath niggers have no remorse for anything.  Actually that is one of the traits needed to be President,

    If they show remorse its all  theatre,

    Thu, 09/03/2015 - 17:40 | 6506419 SmedleyButlersGhost
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    Al (DB) - please - to be a nigger you have to have been born in the US

    Thu, 09/03/2015 - 20:28 | 6507046 Deathstar
    Deathstar's picture

    LOL, no they don't. Wherever ya go, black is black.

    May the Schwarz be with ya!

    Thu, 09/03/2015 - 17:19 | 6506336 MEFOBILLS
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    Wow,

    What a bunch of emotional comments.

    The real question is, "Are the Chinese ships 20 miles out as is usual custom?"  And if so, then eat shit.  They have  right to be there as it is international waters.  No discussion about this most salient fact? 

    12 miles out is offically recognized limit:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Territorial_waters

    There is one intelligent post  about how the U.S. is overflying the new Chinese "islands" and also enforcing right of passage.

    I know that Obama makes people see red, but hey people...get a grip on yourself.

     

     

     

     

    Thu, 09/03/2015 - 20:00 | 6506972 1033eruth
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    C'mon, can't you see that Americans are all worked up and can't wait to go to war.  The propaganda was 100% effective.  Americans don't give a shit what the cost is.  They will send there FIRST BORN and every male born after that to fight the evil boogeymen that the media has given us to be afraid of.  

    We've been trained from birth, FOR GENERATIONS to do this.  And remember, every single offspring you send off comes back a hero, in or out of a box. 

    Thu, 09/03/2015 - 21:06 | 6507187 Lookout Mountain
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    Very few of the posters here have ever served in the military. Like most Americans, they try to find identity in the service of others. Or, if you prefer, they are a lot like the little loudmouths that always hang next to a bully, yelling stuff. Their self-confidence is not based on any real experience or abiity to find strength in themselves. Whenever the US tribe is 'threatened' they can be counted to "support the troops," and go out of their way to say, "Thank you for your service."  Their lack of courage is most on display in their enthusiasm for any military action against whatever bogeyman enemy the political rulers drag up. Real men can live with danger without crapping their pants. These wiennies have to find their courage vicariously. 

    Thu, 09/03/2015 - 17:22 | 6506350 shovelhead
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    The real question is where can I get a Presidential Model high strength carbon fiber selfie stick?

    Because nothing says self-absorbed narcissitic cunt like having your very own selfie stick and I want the very best so there will be no question.

    I'll have no need for the Presidential 'rectal romancer' attachment because a guy has to draw a line somewhere.

    Thu, 09/03/2015 - 17:23 | 6506354 AlfredNeumann
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    Bush Jr called Obama and said he would like to pass his crown on to Obama as PresiDUNCE .

    Thu, 09/03/2015 - 17:23 | 6506355 the grateful un...
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    those five chinese warships have 2 trillion of obamas fiat bonds, and they mean to shove them all up his ass

    Thu, 09/03/2015 - 17:26 | 6506368 Jethro
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    No problem. He'll have room to spare...

    Thu, 09/03/2015 - 17:39 | 6506417 EemieMeanieMinieMoe
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    He most likely has plenty of room 'up his ass' as Manchelle has been 'boning' him for years. What a fucking disgrace of a POTUS & First Lady/Man/Queer/Whatever. He evn calls her/him/it Michael.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cgk732vfGQ

    Thu, 09/03/2015 - 18:44 | 6506727 bid the soldier...
    bid the soldiers shoot's picture

    Is it in yet?

    Thu, 09/03/2015 - 20:23 | 6507031 FSFT
    FSFT's picture

    Obama said- mind if I smoke?

    Thu, 09/03/2015 - 17:25 | 6506366 JamaicaJim
    JamaicaJim's picture

    Fuckbama

    What a joke of a human being.

    Thu, 09/03/2015 - 18:43 | 6506720 bid the soldier...
    bid the soldiers shoot's picture

    We'd be better off with Al Sharpton.

    Thu, 09/03/2015 - 19:17 | 6506851 BustainMovealota
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    Woooaaahhh,  slow ur roll.  Lets not get too crazy.

    Thu, 09/03/2015 - 17:30 | 6506379 davhay
    davhay's picture

    who the fuck is  reggie?

    Thu, 09/03/2015 - 17:34 | 6506400 zstard
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    With Russia parked on the east coast, and China off Alaska, this piece of work would rather take his chances with China than Putin.

    Thu, 09/03/2015 - 18:14 | 6506590 Crocodile
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    As I recall, Russia is very very close to Alaska; therefore Russia is parked next to Russia.

    Thu, 09/03/2015 - 17:35 | 6506405 black dragon
    black dragon's picture

    they just dont invite his kind to their party.. so he's stalking them outside.. thats not a selfie stick... thats a voyeur pole.. he's trying to get a view of what they are up to...

    Thu, 09/03/2015 - 17:36 | 6506407 mog
    mog's picture

    Why shouldn't the Chinese park their warships off Alaska?

    The Yanks park theirs all over the globe and they ain't wanted anywhere.

    Thu, 09/03/2015 - 17:37 | 6506411 fingulas
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    I like it.  He's giving them exactly the amount of attention this deserves...none whatsoever.  He's sending a clear message.   While I don't agree with a lot (almost all) of his politics,  think he's a fraud with a questionable history,  he's right in this case: Just ignore the non-existent threat here.   They have no power projection worth a damn and he knows it.

     

     

    Thu, 09/03/2015 - 18:12 | 6506582 Crocodile
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    Is that a prophecy?  This is real prophecy that is so certain; that you can see it now and the growing "cloud of righteous judgment" gathering.  People should be very afraid for their very souls, but most are caught up in the lust of the flesh and lust of the eyes blinded to their own eternal jeopardy out of neglect, not ignorance.

     

    "When you hear of wars and rebellions, don't be alarmed. Indeed, these things must take place first, but the end won't come right away." Then He told them: "Nation will be raised up against nation, and kingdom against kingdom. There will be violent earthquakes, and famines and plagues in various places, and there will be terrifying sights and great signs from heaven.- source the One who knows everything with great power and all authority

    Thu, 09/03/2015 - 18:13 | 6506584 Teh Finn
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    Birth pangs.

    Thu, 09/03/2015 - 17:39 | 6506418 AlfredNeumann
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    The Chinese need LARD , and making a deal to set up liposuction stations all over the USA,  they pay 5 dollars a pound. 

    The stations will be setup in Walmart parking lots.

    Thu, 09/03/2015 - 17:49 | 6506471 SmedleyButlersGhost
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    BTW - I think this avatar pic does you far more justice than that DB pic.

    Thu, 09/03/2015 - 17:45 | 6506445 Chris Dakota
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    How many pics of yourself can you use?

    I guess you can use them on facebook where narcissism is mandatory.

    Embarrassing for us to have a mentally incompetent president.

    Thu, 09/03/2015 - 18:03 | 6506530 dvfco
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    He's preparing a gift in case the Queen of England comes to visit again.  

    Ya know, she got an I-Pod with his speeches last time she came to the U.S.

    She, of course, will want a book of his selfies next time.

     

    Self Absorbed Cocksucker!

     

    Thu, 09/03/2015 - 17:51 | 6506466 Deathstar
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    Nothing surprises me anymore coming from that shitskin. Everyone repeat after me...

    stu pid nig ger

    Thu, 09/03/2015 - 17:59 | 6506512 Moccasin
    Moccasin's picture

    President Narcissist Hussein Obama

    Thu, 09/03/2015 - 18:04 | 6506544 cornflakesdisease
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    You shouldn;t worry about it.  Seeing that the FED and the Chinese Central bank are connected, why would they whack each other?

    Thu, 09/03/2015 - 18:07 | 6506551 Son of Loki
    Son of Loki's picture

    90% destruction of the Middle Class ... Legacy!

    Thu, 09/03/2015 - 18:30 | 6506661 I Write Code
    I Write Code's picture

    Obama King Crab was a selfie old soul
    And a selfie old soul was he;
    He called for his pipe, and he called for his choom
    And he called the mount Denali.

    Thu, 09/03/2015 - 18:50 | 6506741 Chuck Knoblauch
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    Why is this a news story?

    Soak in the rads, pokey.

    Thu, 09/03/2015 - 18:55 | 6506779 Manipuflation
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    Crab pot bait.

    Thu, 09/03/2015 - 19:28 | 6506883 yogibear
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    Thought the Chinese already have the keys to the white house.

    In the meantime Obummer agrees to dismantle the US armed forces.

    Thu, 09/03/2015 - 19:42 | 6506899 NubianSundance
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    Interestingly on the front page of the New York Times of October 1987 where the headline was about the Market crashing 22.6% in one day the story to the side was 'US Ships shell Iran.' Why is America always so nasty to that country, such an unhealthy obsession.

    Thu, 09/03/2015 - 20:34 | 6507059 Deathstar
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    The kikes that run this country hate them for their Algebra and Trigonometry.

    Thu, 09/03/2015 - 19:40 | 6506910 ToSoft4Truth
    ToSoft4Truth's picture

    Anyone with a Remote Control “Drone Boat” can start an International Incident.

    Thu, 09/03/2015 - 19:49 | 6506934 Lolitsa
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    Pretty smug when you consider he's at the helm of a crumbling empire that was the envy of the world.

    Thu, 09/03/2015 - 20:03 | 6506984 Able Ape
    Able Ape's picture

    The Chinese were coming over to see the Jay Reno show...Who's gonna break the bad news to them?.....

    Thu, 09/03/2015 - 20:31 | 6507054 ThrowAwayYourTV
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    Now Now folks! You have to take into consideration that he's never seen a tree before.

    Thu, 09/03/2015 - 20:34 | 6507060 DaVinci
    DaVinci's picture

    Seriously dude...

    Thu, 09/03/2015 - 20:35 | 6507061 sTls7
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    Seeing he's out, he's really blowing the taxpayers money on all these 'business' trips... ha ha ha. 

    Why not just take a cruise around the world and say it's a good will trip to all the countries.  

    Thu, 09/03/2015 - 20:41 | 6507084 Pipetex
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    The man is casting a "Expecto Patronum" over the incoming fleet you fools!

    Thu, 09/03/2015 - 20:41 | 6507086 Youri Carma
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    Love those crazy selfies.

    One of those days - Subway Surfing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3c67AYl0rM
     
    One of those days - Candide Thovex https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKP7jQknGjs

    Thu, 09/03/2015 - 21:00 | 6507165 Grandad Grumps
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    It is a shame that Barry has no friends to take pictures of him.

    Thu, 09/03/2015 - 22:41 | 6507561 Savyindallas
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    Probably a few butt buddies from his Chicago days as an alderman  -except for three that were exectuted just before he announced his campaign for president  -Rahm Emmanual is still around for an occasional romp in the park.

    Thu, 09/03/2015 - 21:09 | 6507205 Lookout Mountain
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    The US doesn't seen to have a problem using China to buy its debt. China's ships are docked in all our major harbors. US money funds the buildup of the Chinese military. Now the US is going to whine because the Chinese Navy does something perfectly normal in international waters?  Just more media hype directed at buidling up another bogeyman enemy. The US does this sort of thing all the time. What's the difference?

    Thu, 09/03/2015 - 21:41 | 6507340 Ned Zeppelin
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    You are right sir and this is complete distraction bullshit. Who cares.

    Thu, 09/03/2015 - 21:11 | 6507216 22winmag
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    Fuck Trump, Hillary, and Biden.

     

    I'm nominating Andrew Jackson's skeletal remains for the top spot.

     

    He was a Central Bank killer of the highest order.

    Thu, 09/03/2015 - 21:12 | 6507220 Conax
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    Im my life time, which is a considerable number of decades, nearly every new president has been worse than his predecessor.

    This is going to be a tough act to follow.

    Thu, 09/03/2015 - 21:17 | 6507242 Shpedly
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    Jesus, what a bunch of anrgy morons around here tonight. Name calling? Seriously, some of you knuckle dragging neanderthals have totally missed the point here. In this picture, Obama is just trying to see if he can see Russia from Alaska like Sara Palin said she could.

    Thu, 09/03/2015 - 21:39 | 6507336 Ned Zeppelin
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    Let me know the day when I should actually worry about Russian or ChiCom military capabilities as compared to our own. Hence, while no Obama fan here, the perfectly appropriate "what me, worry?" attirude of our CiCh. What's he suppose to do, act like it means somthing or issue threats? Best to ignore it, while keeping a completely satellite based eye onthe entire escapade.

    Fri, 09/04/2015 - 00:54 | 6507859 Rock On Roger
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    Today

     

    World War II was won because of manufacturing capacity. Think about that a bit.

    Thu, 09/03/2015 - 22:13 | 6507472 docinthehouse
    docinthehouse's picture

    NEVER TAKE THIS POST DOWN!

     

    LEAVE IT FOREVER AT THE TOP.

     

    HE IS SICK.   America got what it wanted.....a lying piece of fluff and crap.

    Can't wait for his daughters to start piercing and inking!

    Perfect reflection of the loss of "achievement, be the best you can" to be the lowest scum suckin' piece of crap you can be and we will love you for it and support you!

    America has been fucked by its tolerance.   You get what you accept.   YOU GET WHAT YOU ACCEPT!!!

    Wake up.....you cannot go back one second....but you can start    NOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!

     

    Thu, 09/03/2015 - 22:25 | 6507503 exartizo
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    That's the closest thing I've ever seen to Nero fiddling while Rome burned... except that Mr. Obama appears to be slightly more narcissistic than Nero. 

    Someone please tell me that this photo has been taken completely out of context and that Mr. Obama is not, in fact, in Alaska, just a few hundred miles from Chinese military vessels which have never been in those waters, taking a selfie?

    Thu, 09/03/2015 - 22:25 | 6507516 847328_3527
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    He's looking thru the high power binoculars for his awesome rekovery.

     

    ... can't see it though.

    Thu, 09/03/2015 - 22:52 | 6507596 crazybob369
    crazybob369's picture

    In retrospect, Nixon is looking better every day. Pick your poison:

     

    "I am not a crook"

    "I've commited adultery in my heart many times."

    "Read my lips. No new taxes."

    "Tear down that wall."

    "I did not inhale."

    "I did not have sex with that woman."

    "But all in all, it's been a fabulous year for Laura and me." -George W. Bush, Dec. 20, 2001

    "We are fully committed to working with both sides to bring the level of terror down to an acceptable level for both."

    ''I think when you spread the wealth around, it's good for everybody.''

    ''I've now been in 57 states -- I think one left to go.''

     

    Guess he finally made it to that 58th state.

     

    Excuse me. Think I'll go throw up now.

    Thu, 09/03/2015 - 22:59 | 6507629 tahoeguy
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    our beloved douchebag in chief...  hope a bear rips his head off

    Thu, 09/03/2015 - 23:37 | 6507717 Chipped ham
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    No way. Obizzy's ears make him look like a skinny moose. Bears like easier targets.

    Have you seen them? Like Pinocchio's nose, they grow with each whopper.

    Thu, 09/03/2015 - 23:29 | 6507688 Insurrexion
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    Obama is going to the beach next.

    Plenty of dead kid and selfie opportunities there...

     

    Thu, 09/03/2015 - 23:33 | 6507711 Chipped ham
    Chipped ham's picture

    I luh me some me"

    Fri, 09/04/2015 - 00:01 | 6507776 Dr_Snooz
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    Given Obama's track record in foreign policy, I'm just as glad he's somewhere else, doing nothing.

    Fri, 09/04/2015 - 00:07 | 6507786 Harry Balzak
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    How long before he's photobombing Trump's press conferences with shouts of FHRITP?

    Fri, 09/04/2015 - 00:18 | 6507807 Rock On Roger
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    Exceptional narcissism.

     

    How fucking sad...

    Fri, 09/04/2015 - 02:16 | 6507894 zebrasquid
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    Mr. Nero's Holiday

    can you even imagine if Bush had done this?
    Or Romney?

    Fri, 09/04/2015 - 02:34 | 6507934 Tebow
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    Funniest joke I've heard in a long time!

     

    Fri, 09/04/2015 - 05:30 | 6508067 Jug Jugette
    Jug Jugette's picture

    Get used to Chinese warships off your coast, Merkans, it's what you've been doing to everybody else these past seventy years.

    Fri, 09/04/2015 - 06:37 | 6508129 J J Pettigrew
    J J Pettigrew's picture

    psych 101

    selfie, father abandonment, racial confusion, big ears.....

    drugs, shall we go on..??

    Fri, 09/04/2015 - 06:49 | 6508149 Fred123
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    effing faggot.

    Fri, 09/04/2015 - 13:17 | 6510044 cinderalle
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    Obama just wants to be left alone!

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