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Silver is up 20 cents and it is screaming higher? That is hyperbole raised to the power of hyperbole.
You beat me to it. "Screaming" 1.08%or .16$ Is it just me, or does it seem that when Ag has an up day, Bloomberg and CNBC
(collectively known as JouTube) don't scroll the pricing as often, and the hang time is less? The higher it is the more pronounced it is,
unless it is a real large move up, then they'll show it normally, while parading out mouthpieces to tell you what a moron you are for
making a long play (hell, they may be right---but fuck'em) Also, as soon as Tyler mentions Ag is "Screaming higher" the damn price starts to lag!
Friggin algos? Monkey-hammer Minions? We may need reverse psychology, espousing our loathing for PM's and the stupidity of JPM having
such a large position, bunch'a dimwitted mooks.
It is Tyler's form of subconscious mental training. Helps you see through the fallacies in all forms of media lying. Kind of like flying in a flight simulator or having a gun fight in the Matrix. You don't die when you crash or get shot and it is good practice. :-P
If you all wear as much silver & gold jewellry as you can during teh next month it will help break the cartel.
Silver is down $0.05 upon writing this comment. I'll make you a deal Tyler. Cut this silver exploding headline shit out when it goes uo 1% and I'll sign up for ZH e-mails.
btw, I knew silver wouldn't go higher. I just bought some.
Your data lag is intolerable.
--Skynet
I hate paying the premium on jewelry, but as I tell the wife, it's a great way to invest in metals and get a psychological boost, that is if worldly things boost your morale for a few days like they do me.
... and Poof! It's gone.
It screamed back down same as yesterdays $0.30 move. This stupidity can't go on much longer.
I'm gonna go out today and buy me some Hard Silver ... oops, too late. Poof, it's gone.
Hah. Made you look!!
Maybe start pre-writing a "monkey hammer" article to post a few hours after the "screaming" article.
I wish Tyler would re-explain the situation where all the Silver / Gold is controlled, something like one bank controlling 100% of the options.
Silver up more than 1% while gold is down a half a percent is weird.
Half of Silver demand is industrial.
So Oil up and Silver up means there is investment expecting future growth (which is laughable).
However, Solar Panels, computers, and iPhones need Silver.
Perhaps investments are now flowing into Oil as an only safe haven vs. company stocks. Perhaps Oil is becoming more of a store of value than stocks.
It may be an interesting trend if Oil becomes the new Gold or Silver to store value.
It is possible as the pure stocks get beat up, China collapses and the Chinese investors need to put their money somewhere....into Oil (as a store of wealth vs. a consumable commodity).
Nothing to do with industrial demand. Silver has been falling while the economies around the world were supposedly growing. Its all about speculative demand. Silver and gold are tiny markets compared to bonds and stocks and move violently with the slightest shift. You can see what happens to price when sentiment swings into silver's favor by looking at early 2011. One day, however, all this will be meaningless.
Let's say there is a fiat currency crisis. Then let's say the dollar isn't linked to oil. All of a sudden "Black Gold" and "Texas Tea" is a GREAT investment...so they loaded up the truck and moved to Beverly!
It's hard to flee a country carrying oil. In fact, it's a slippery slope. Just spinning your wheels.
They seem to be more selective in their beat downs.
They're running out of "digital paper" ... whatever that is.
Izzat so? Because I've been hearing that since 2007.
It seems to me that there are some out there that now think that the rate hike is not going to happen. It is almost as if they got the 'heads up' already.
ZH headlines are rife with hyperbole. Nothing simply goes up or goes down. It's always plummeting, skyrocketing, plunging, or surging.
We all love ZH though!
Buy my bag of $hit, please. Hyperbole is in the eyes of the beholder...when something that has NO BUSINESS going up and should be WAY DOWN goes up, even a little...relatively speaking it is skyrocketing.
The markets according to ZH ... a jet pilot with Tourette's.
It's because of very short attention spans.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZSbC09qgLI
Any move looks big on a one minute chart.
Especially when viewing a non-logarithmic linear chart.
doing some cross multiplication I calculate tha zerohedge would completely explode if silver were to move 2%.
Reality is an obsolete concept, so follow the yellow brick road.....
There is tremendous uncertainty
http://www.zerohedge.com/article/silver-surges-over-4625oz-rumours-short...
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-07-17/silver-slammed-someone-dumps-14...
"Don't try to understand it
Just ride and rope and brand it........"
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What? You thought the CBs were going to let everything tank into a long holiday weekend here in the States?
Sun! Summer! Fun! Football! Party!
Fools. Except for that last word. I like to party.
phew, that drop last month and sour start of sept was scary
Im glad the correction is over and done with.
Of course. If you didn't know you could also BTFD in gold well now you do.
Lift off, green shoots, and dijon mustard seeds - on Rye with Swiss cheese and a pickle.
'QE goodness', the Breakfast of Champions.
Because its the end of pre season....and Tom Brady won I guess...
This headline is what I mean in ZH being complicit in the MSM "crash" hysteria that seems to go on and on.
The headline -
Silver, Stocks, & Crude All Screaming HigherBTFD ! Everything is a ok!
:)
The good news is it WON'T go on and on...
EVERYTHING IS AWESOME! LONG LIVE QE!
Every major CB has their QE motor running full bore.
China, Japan, US, EU.
Awesome (dude) !
Fast Times at DOW High...
The DOW should hire Sean Penn to do their commercials along with Cramer.
I'd go to cash or PMs and hunker down until there is another major eruption in the Matrix.
wow...now that looks strange...again....
Insider information for the preplanned squeezes?
The PPT here to save us. Countries around the world printing like crazy - everyone into the toilet. Everything will be wonderful.
Dude! What does "PPT" stand for? Also, how do you find your own comments, on this site?
Nice job top-ticking silver. Gold now breaking down below $1125 support.
And the dead cat bounce is complete, courtesy of PPT.
Thanks for the profit that I will not put back in your false economy.
Oops there goes another water bug. Boooh Boooh this article needs to be pulled. Gold monkey-hammered down and stocks up
Silver is up.22.
Id hardly call that a scream, especially when Porter Stansberry convinced me the world would end and buy at 32.00 in 2011.
(face in palms)
I bought a bunch too but I'm still buying. You used your fiat paper to purchase something real, that's the only thing fiat is good for. Stop worrying about the price, think about what you'll have 30 years from now if you bought stocks versus what you'll have 30 years from now with your silver stacks. Do you honestly thinkg you'll lose?
No one has a crystal ball, but I cant help but envision the amount Id have stacked if I could have seen the future then.
I bought some at 28, but I bought a shitload more at 14.35...got 35 lbs more coming in tmrw. that I paid 14.73.
Silver is screaming allright. I think it's screaming "Oh Sh!T!"
Thirty five cents times the one cubic meter cube of silver you have buried in the back yard is pretty good.
Maybe the 'screaming' is just retail customers hoping the premiums come down?
Everything will be awesome into the long weekend. Then on Tuesday, it won't.
Buy some lead with your silver . . . you will need it when they come to confiscate and take you for reeducation.
Silver is "screaming higher"? It's up a f'king nickel. And by the way, gold is down 10 bucks. Jesus Christ, if ZH could just off the valium of "phoney sensationalism" readers would be a lot better off. It's getting really old.
Soon as ZH starts praising Ag it usually flips south....seen it happen many times...
and scream back down because....why not
OMG - how many more days can this go on, without everyone falling over laughing at the scale of the outrigth fraud of these hopelessly rigged baked 'marquets'?
Tyler you're slipping. I would say a rise of 2cents in silver and 34 cents in oil is more supernova-like or nuclear fission-like. Really Tyler - wouldn't you say so :/
If anything is screaming higher it's the dollar. Up another .5% today. One % higher in 2 days. The ugliest of the stepsisters invited to the dance again.
Silver smacked back down to basically unchanged. This crap really makes you start to doubt your convictions.
Silver SCREAMING up 3c..... god bless america.
The algos have already brought the 'market' back into line; stocks up, bonds up, metals and miners down. Everything back to normal, cancel crash.