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Are Hillary Clinton & Donald Trump Distant Cousins?

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While conspiracy theories of Trump's run as a disruptive influence in the Republican ranks to 'help' Hillary seems to be floundering following his pledge and jibes yesterday, it appears the two have more in common than anyone could have believed. It turns out Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are distant cousins - sharing royal blood that runs deep in their family lines.

 

As TheAntiMedia.org's John Vibes details, Author A.J. Jacobs and a team of researchers with genealogy web sites myheritage.com and geni.com have recently developed a family tree showing that Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are distant cousins. They share royal blood that runs deep in their family lines.

Jacobs told Extra in a recent interview that “Their 19th great grandfather is King Edward III so there is precedent for ruling a country, it’s in their genes.”

The family tree, which can be seen and verified below (courtesy of myheritage.com/geni.com), is comprised of a long line of aristocracy on both ends.

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When you take a close look at how global events have progressed over the ages, you will find that many of the families who dominate politics and economics today have bloodlines that trace back to the feudal lords of the Middle Ages. In Middle Eastern and third world countries, this is painfully obvious because there are still royal dynasties that openly claim it is their birthright to rule over their country. While in the West the aristocrats are a bit less open, the same principle still applies.

For example, according to British genealogy researchers Burkes Peerage, most of the presidents in American history have been connected to a select few royal bloodlines.

In the election of 2004, George Bush and John Kerry were the options for U.S. president, but both candidates were distant cousins to the Queen of England. They even belonged to the same secret society at Yale University, the morbidly named Skull and Bones fraternity.

A young girl recently made the royal connections famous when her science fair project concluded that with the exception of Martin Van Buren, all U.S. Commanders in Chief — including current President Barack Obama — were descendants of a medieval English king.

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No wonder The Oligarchy is so comfortable ruling over us serfs.

 

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Fri, 09/04/2015 - 10:29 | 6509073 Brazen Heist
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Everybody is distant cousins with each other if you go back far enough!

Fri, 09/04/2015 - 10:34 | 6509112 Dis-obey
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We're all African

Fri, 09/04/2015 - 10:36 | 6509126 FiatFapper
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Lucy was my sister.

Fri, 09/04/2015 - 10:44 | 6509180 VinceFostersGhost
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How is it Billary because a hillbilly?

Fri, 09/04/2015 - 10:44 | 6509186 knukles
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So are they pedophiles too?

Fri, 09/04/2015 - 10:51 | 6509245 Urban Roman
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sistercousinwife

Fri, 09/04/2015 - 10:56 | 6509281 TeamDepends
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Huh, Homer Simpson Rodham is Hil's great-grandaddy.

Fri, 09/04/2015 - 11:16 | 6509402 bania
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so if they had a child would it be retarded? or more retarded?

Fri, 09/04/2015 - 11:21 | 6509428 g speed
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misbegotten 

Fri, 09/04/2015 - 11:32 | 6509498 Four chan
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all europeans are related, all africans are related. and the media wants to mix us all to water us down. brown is the tribes favorite color.

Fri, 09/04/2015 - 11:43 | 6509557 bob_stl
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John of Gaunt:

"We beheaded some folks."

Fri, 09/04/2015 - 19:25 | 6511674 Stainless Steel Rat
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20 generations, so 1/(2^20)th or 1/1,048,576th

Fri, 09/04/2015 - 11:00 | 6509314 DeadFred
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All of them trace back to the Reptilian homeworld

Fri, 09/04/2015 - 11:08 | 6509365 konputa
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Uncle grand dad.

Fri, 09/04/2015 - 11:18 | 6509414 KnuckleDragger-X
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Uncle dad and cousin mom.....

Fri, 09/04/2015 - 10:55 | 6509272 gammab0y
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Donald Trump is of the Clan MacLeod?

There can be only one, Donald!

So who's the Kurgan, Jeb or Hillary?

Fri, 09/04/2015 - 11:50 | 6509595 Abitdodgie
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With the UNITED STATES been a Corperation sole , that means only a family member can be CEO ,that means that Trump is now okay to be Presedent (CEO)

Fri, 09/04/2015 - 10:36 | 6509125 MrBoompi
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No shit!  Regardless of whether you believe in evolution or Adam and Eve we all started with essentially the same mother, or at least a small pool of genes.  Therefore we are all as royal as these royal douchebags.  

Fri, 09/04/2015 - 10:52 | 6509158 Urban Redneck
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Everyone is related at an abstract level and most people at a biological level, but when you add the word "royalty" to the discussion - bloodlines, purity and birth order become very important.  Neither of these two is anything close to royalty.

Fri, 09/04/2015 - 10:30 | 6509078 SandiaMan
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They are all connected

 

Fri, 09/04/2015 - 10:31 | 6509087 Thick Willy
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I don't buy it.  And Obama is from Jewish and African roots.  I highly doubt he descends from English royalty.  Unless the English royal family is full of crypto-Jews like Hillary.

Fri, 09/04/2015 - 10:34 | 6509105 Redneck Hippy
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Obama is descended from the O'Bamas, ancient kings of Ireland.

Fri, 09/04/2015 - 14:41 | 6509123 SSRI Junkie
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obola is descended from Alibama, ancient king of the lawn jockeys

Fri, 09/04/2015 - 10:39 | 6509145 remain calm
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Obama lineage goes all the the way back to a hemorrhoid in the Dukes asshole, DNA testing is unequivacal.

Fri, 09/04/2015 - 11:55 | 6509621 Overfed
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Correct, but you spelled it wrong. It's "O'bomb-a"

Fri, 09/04/2015 - 13:53 | 6510233 Grinder74
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Wasn't there an Israelite general or judge named Barak in the OT?  

Fri, 09/04/2015 - 10:32 | 6509092 Bay of Pigs
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Just when I thought it couldn't get any stranger....

Fri, 09/04/2015 - 10:46 | 6509207 ToSoft4Truth
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Super strange, eh.

Cheney and Obama are also cousins...

 

 

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=are+dick+cheney+and+barack+obama+cousins

Fri, 09/04/2015 - 10:32 | 6509093 Redneck Hippy
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Everybody is a distant cousin of everybody else. Every European-American has royalty in their bloodline. Personally, I am descended from Charlemagne and some minor royalty in Norway.

Fri, 09/04/2015 - 11:59 | 6509639 38BWD22
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Family lore has it that we are approximately 80,000,000th in line for the English throne.

Or is that 180,000,000th?

And that would be via Edward II.  Perhaps it would be better for me NOT to be King...

Fri, 09/04/2015 - 10:34 | 6509109 SillySalesmanQu...
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Spreadin the love, wide and far.
That's why, we are family....

Fri, 09/04/2015 - 10:34 | 6509111 SSRI Junkie
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if things don't look so good for trump, he could always pull a boehner/mcconnell on the gop and tell them to fuck off and run third party anyways...they deserve no less, backstabbers that they are

Fri, 09/04/2015 - 10:34 | 6509113 Son of Captain Nemo
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Subliminal Translation: Vote for either one and you will get that same painful feeling when you try to evacuate through your bowel region because you've had 16 inches raping you all day... and all night!...

Boy you know this one was written by Shemitah Central...

Fri, 09/04/2015 - 10:35 | 6509117 roisaber
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Icke was right.

Fri, 09/04/2015 - 10:45 | 6509193 Thick Willy
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He's some British disinfo agent to attract "curious people" and throw them down a false path (ZOMG LIZARD PPL111!!11).

Fri, 09/04/2015 - 10:54 | 6509263 roisaber
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I think the "lizard people" stuff is a metaphor, dude. Pretty much every human culture not artificially imposed by Marxists acknowledges the existence of non-human intelligences, some of whom are thoroughly evil and able to take possession of willing hosts through intentional violations of ritual taboo. Given what I've seen running in my own family bloodline, I think it's completely plausible that certain select bloodlines have been chosen as shells and interbred due to their sensitity to possession by (demons/reptilians/evil djinn/asura/wicked archetypes in the collective unconscious/pick your poison)

Fri, 09/04/2015 - 10:36 | 6509122 FiatFapper
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David and his wife Samantha Cameron are 11th cousins twice removed; Cameron and Boris Johnson are also cousins. Then there's the royals...

Fri, 09/04/2015 - 10:36 | 6509124 outlaw.guru
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Off to the stockade with you Tylers :D

Fri, 09/04/2015 - 10:36 | 6509129 Jstanley011
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That's nothin'. I'm my own grandpa...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qu_Y1wQ923g

Fri, 09/04/2015 - 10:46 | 6509206 centerline
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That had me in tears it was so funny.

Fri, 09/04/2015 - 10:43 | 6509143 ebworthen
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The world is teetering on the brink of disaster over the FED raising rates 0.25% and we talk about this!?

Trump got great-Grandma's hair, Hillary got great-Grandpa's megalomania.

Fri, 09/04/2015 - 10:49 | 6509225 ToSoft4Truth
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You’ll do great after the apocalypse.  

Fri, 09/04/2015 - 10:47 | 6509162 cowdiddly
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If you go back far enough in the fossil record of evolution you come across some supurb reptilian examples of the Tyrannosaurus Rex with Cankles and  birdlike Pterodactyls with strange hair.

Fri, 09/04/2015 - 10:42 | 6509171 lasvegaspersona
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Unless you are related by the distaff the true nature of your kinship is always in question...people being the sexually curious creatures we are.

Fri, 09/04/2015 - 10:44 | 6509181 Ghostdog
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Could be. The definitely look alike when seen naked

Fri, 09/04/2015 - 10:45 | 6509190 Lordflin
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God knows how many folks descend from royal lines. Probably most of the planet given how hard the serfs have had it.

I am a direct descendent of Charlmagne on my mother's side, and descend from the Winzer's of Germany on my father's.

As they say... that and a dime X inflation will get you a cup of coffee...

Fri, 09/04/2015 - 12:07 | 6509682 Kayman
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They sure are afraid of the Donald. Throwing a shitball like being related to Hillary is pretty damn low.

Can't wait to see the picture of the Donald wearing gum boots with the rear legs of a sheep tucked inside.

Some of our overlords are pissing their panties over Trump.  Maybe he's just crazy enough to remember being squeezed by the TBTF.

Fri, 09/04/2015 - 10:45 | 6509192 Thisisbullishright
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Let them eat cake....

 

Fri, 09/04/2015 - 10:48 | 6509216 BeaverCream
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Anunnaki.

Fri, 09/04/2015 - 10:52 | 6509247 Chuck Knoblauch
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Their heads are to small.

Fri, 09/04/2015 - 10:51 | 6509220 Chuck Knoblauch
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They both color their hair.

Think they use the same hairstylist?

Fri, 09/04/2015 - 10:52 | 6509237 Grandad Grumps
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Lol ... my guess is that they will claim that they have bloodlines that trace back to ancient Egypt and beyond when the gods (small "g", not the big "G" creator) handed down the rule of the world from heaven to earth.

One may question whether there was an indigenous human species on eath at the time either the Martians (Aryans ... Aries-ans) arrived in their lifeboat after destroying their planet (or if you prefer the Anunnaki tale or Sirius tale or Pliedian that is fine as well).

The problem is that whoever they were, they did not integrate well with the indigenous population, prefering to use their technological superiority to enslave them.

My guess is that they are faced with multiple problems that have led them to attempt to incapacitate and dumb-down the indigenous population (through DNA manipulation and chemicals). For one, their more intelligent DNA has been spread through the indigenous population, making the general population more capable while at the same time making them something of inbred idiots, living off their past. And the ability to read being passed through the world.

It is time they allowed the indigenous population to grow up, stop retarding them ... and to either just fade away or adapt. Their choice. They are no longer needed.

Fri, 09/04/2015 - 10:51 | 6509240 matinee55
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looks to me like a lot of inbreeding on the rodham side!

Fri, 09/04/2015 - 10:53 | 6509258 Grandad Grumps
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Big family. They needed 6 Johns.

Fri, 09/04/2015 - 11:34 | 6509509 Jethro
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It takes a (related) village.....

Fri, 09/04/2015 - 10:56 | 6509285 Billy Sol Estes
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I am a descendent of English poachers that fled to America to avoid going to prison in England, maybe that is why I have never won an election.

Fri, 09/04/2015 - 11:01 | 6509320 NYPoke
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When you hit Northumberland, you've gone waaaay back in British History.

Fri, 09/04/2015 - 11:04 | 6509340 Downtoolong
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If King Edward III could still be around to deny it, he probably would.

 

Fri, 09/04/2015 - 11:05 | 6509343 q99x2
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My genes trace back through Abraham to God. It's my world, not yours. I'm talking about Q99X2 not Earth fool. Abraham was a harmonica player in a blues band off the coast of HelluvalotofFun. It was said he played for 1000 years strait on more than a million harmonicas.

Fri, 09/04/2015 - 11:07 | 6509360 heywood2
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Big f-ing deal. If you go back 20 generations, we are almost all descended from nobility along at least one line. Going back 20 generations means that you have more than 2 million peole in the direct  lines of descent.

 

If you go back far enough, you can show that Walt Disney and Chairman Mao are cousins.

 

Fri, 09/04/2015 - 11:36 | 6509489 shovelhead
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 I always wondered why Mickey Mouse wore Red pants.

Fri, 09/04/2015 - 11:31 | 6509476 gasmiinder
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So they share 0.00009 % of their genetic code.

Meaning they have a 30% chance of sharing 1 base pair out of 3200.

 

BFD

Fri, 09/04/2015 - 11:33 | 6509505 jomama
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Lizard people.

Fri, 09/04/2015 - 11:39 | 6509528 chistletoe
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...and you probably thought that the "War of the Roses" ended when Henry the Eighth took the throne ....

Fri, 09/04/2015 - 11:50 | 6509581 Arthur Schopenhauer
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To heck with the past!

Here's a picture of their descendants.

 

[Hillary<->Donald]

Fri, 09/04/2015 - 11:48 | 6509587 thebigunit
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Well, Hillary and Trump are both related to chimpanzees.

http://news.sciencemag.org/plants-animals/2012/06/bonobos-join-chimps-cl...

But I suspect that Hillary is more closeley related to the more dishonest chimpanzees.

Fri, 09/04/2015 - 11:56 | 6509627 Ajax_USB_Port_R...
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I would have to see high resolution photos of Hillary Clinton's and Donald Trump's ankles before coming to any conclusion on this.

Fri, 09/04/2015 - 12:00 | 6509651 quasi_verbatim
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1770-1781. The Revolution that wasn't.

But pretty firm then and later for 'goddam pieces of paper' (h/t George W. Bush).

Fri, 09/04/2015 - 12:21 | 6509750 stiler
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Spencer... please pass the jelly.

 

Traitor Trash

 

Fri, 09/04/2015 - 12:36 | 6509815 Insurrexion
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Why the fuck does this matter?

If I may quote Shakepeare's, Henry the Sixth,

"The first thing we do is kill all the lawyers."

"Nay that I mean to do..."

Then we severe all the bloodlines, starting with

___________________________________.

(pick your elite surname)

 

Love, Alexa

(your Dream Dominatrix)

 


 

Fri, 09/04/2015 - 12:37 | 6509820 swmnguy
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Well shit, I'm related to them too, then.

I guess that explains the hair on Donald and Hillary.  I, fortunately, seem to have inherited my hair elsewhere.

Fri, 09/04/2015 - 13:11 | 6509940 mog
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Sorry to spoil the story.

According to British historians and genealogists almost all English people of English ethnicity are descended from Edward 111.

Nothing special there.

With good reason he can be called father of his nation.

Most of us peasants are descended from him as well.

I believe Ian Mortimer in his biography of Edward 111 covers this.

Frankly when you look at the sadism and brutality of many English monarchs it hardly something you would want a share of.

If Clinton and Trump are descended from them - its explains their darker side maybe and why they are such arrogant deceiving sh*ts ready to invade, murder and plunder.

Incidently the Beaufort line was illegitimate and was later legalised but barred from the English throne.

That is why when Henry Tudor deposed the rightful king of England at Bosworth he actually had no claim to the English throne as his only 'royal?' blood was Beaufort.

In fact they are both - Clinton and Trump - distant cousins of Henry the Eighth as well.

Just named as England's worst and most vile king by 60 British historians.

Figures.

And you have a bit of a problem with Joan Beaufort on Trump's line - she is the same Countess as on Hillary's one has to presume although I will stand corrected.

Joan Beaufort was also grandmother to the recently famous Richard 111 as well.

Inbred the lot of them.

 

 

Fri, 09/04/2015 - 13:01 | 6509954 Bunga Bunga
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Maybe they are related to Hitler somehow. It would not be surprising.

Fri, 09/04/2015 - 13:30 | 6510041 Lumberjack
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Hillary Clinton says 'sorry' for confusion over email account

 

http://www.reuters.com/article/2015/09/04/us-usa-election-clinton-idUSKC...

 

Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton said on Friday she was sorry that her use of a personal email account while secretary of state caused confusion, in her most contrite comments yet about the issue.

  

Clinton, the Democratic frontrunner ahead of the 2016 election, did not apologize for her own behavior but said she was wrong not to use a government email account when she was serving as the nation's top diplomat.

 

There/s a tear in my beer

Fri, 09/04/2015 - 14:25 | 6510390 Skiprrrdog
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Yeah, and the other half of that unholy duo, Bill, kept an entire nation distracted, wasted untold amounts of time and tax dollars, all because he did not want to admit that, yeah, my penis may accidentally have fallen into her mouth. To admit to being human. Lord, people are endlessly stupid...its a wonder we have made it this far...

Fri, 09/04/2015 - 19:10 | 6511632 Geruda
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Maybe it's the other way around you dip shit.   Wasting all that  time and tax dollars by a bunch of imbecilic congressmen ih hopes of getting to sniff Lewinski's crotch in public hearings.   

 

What an oaf you are to not be able to identify where the stupidity was.

Fri, 09/04/2015 - 13:48 | 6510200 Baa baa
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Funny stuff... A budding Jonathan Swift in the ranks.

Fri, 09/04/2015 - 13:58 | 6510264 JamaicaJim
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I could care if either one of them was kin to Rasputin....and they most likely are.

Clinton's a lying gas bag of total shit.

Trumps a gas bag.

Fri, 09/04/2015 - 14:01 | 6510274 kchrisc
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"Are Hillary Clinton & Donald Trump Distant Cousins?"

Out at dinner with the guys about a month ago, a friend said the damnedest thing. He had read, in the previous month, Road to Serfdom, and the chapter entitled "Why the Worst Get On Top" had stuck with him. He and I had discussed it, and the cancer of humanity, psychopathy, several times since.

Now this night, that strange connection people have made to most, if not all the presidents being related and/or of royal blood came up. The discussion went round and round: "Important." "Not important." "Real." "Not real." "Nutty." "Cool." Etc.

Then my friend says, "Well, they are all related in one way, and because of it, they ARE all cousins." We asked, "What do you mean?" He replied, "It's like all of them are cousins on a psychopathy family tree of sorts. They are all cousins in psychopathy."

And in that I must concur, "They're all cousins in psychopathy."

Zion is a scheme, not an ethnicity..

 

Fri, 09/04/2015 - 14:13 | 6510339 Rocco the stiff
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I like the tools' argument ie if you go back long enough we're all related. 

So tell me...why isn't it you running for pres.? Where is your dynasty ala Clinton's, Bush's, Kennedy's even etc etc

 

Fri, 09/04/2015 - 14:21 | 6510364 Skiprrrdog
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Who *wants* a dynasty? I can hardly take care of myself and my dog, much less billions of rude, ignorant, violent, uncaring, stupid, deceitful, etc., peeps. The meek *shall* inherit the earth...it may not be worth much by that point, but it will be all ours!

Fri, 09/04/2015 - 14:22 | 6510368 joego1
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Dirty Redcoats. Didn't we rid ourselves of these guys once in our history.

http://www.thedailysheeple.com/saving-america-no-donald-trump-is-a-clint...

Fri, 09/04/2015 - 14:27 | 6510397 Yuubokumin
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I don't get all the downvotes and poor-rating comments.

Folks, if around the middle of the way back to these clowns' common ancestors (late 18th century, early 19th) we were supposed to have had a total dual revolution (Industrial British and Social French Revolutions) which rocked the established order to the ground and below: how come we are still getting ruled by the same lineages, to the point where the two main candidates for the symbolic leadership of the not-so-long-ago world superpower share forebears mearly 650 years back?

I know that the answer is that these revolutions weren't so much after all, BUT STILL there is a valid historic thesis being highlighted here. A Total Economic & Social Revolution in human history has yet to occur, and we better fucking get to it!

Fri, 09/04/2015 - 14:36 | 6510473 Skiprrrdog
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Hey, I am related to God....maybe I should run for president...

Fri, 09/04/2015 - 16:57 | 6511159 Lumberjack
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Final word on the subject...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7x1ETPkZsk

Fri, 09/04/2015 - 17:07 | 6511190 Itinerant
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Going back 19 generations implies an affinity at least as strong as 1:524288, just one step removed from 20 generations, which would be the same degree of kinship as one byte in the original PC architecture with 1MB of ram (Bill Gates famously said no computer would need more memory). Tracing a lineage to one of the possible 524,288 ancestors 19 generations back is not very significant. Duh.

Fri, 09/04/2015 - 17:43 | 6511333 Geruda
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The rightful conclusion is that we are all one and should love each other.

 

Fat chance that 90% of you mutton heads are going to reach that conclusion.  

 

Speaking the truth to you filthy minded bastids don't mean I don't love you.

 

 

 

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