This page has been archived and commenting is disabled.
What Happens Next?
Just like in 1929, The Dow just dropped 13%, bounced, and is retesting the lows... as all the 'experts' comfort a restless investor crowd
So what happens next?
Remember - it's different this time... again.
Charts: Bloomberg
»
- 64386 reads
- Printer-friendly version
- Send to friend
- advertisements -
The Fed will simply lower rates... oh wait...
I believe they call it NIRP. Why wouldn't they?
What happens next? Hopefully the world's oligarchs will have a secret meeting on some island and figure out a way to consolidate all the world's wealth into one reserve currency so they can save us plebes!
That was a great Ian Fleming novel.
I'm on Koh Phing Kan, aka James Bond Island and can confirm that world leaders aren't here... I guess we're just fucked...
So is all economic expertise really just a question of finding one graph that looks much like another? No need to understand anything in the world, as long as the graphs match you are set?
Sorry, duplicate...
Mr. Hyde island.
Square root that shit! QE^i bitches!
$118 Trillion of national debt! "At this point, what does it matter!?!?"
Justn put a $10K bump on the EBT cards and call it good.
That will work.
RESET
Moar war then reset.
A good American logic point - lets go kick someones ass big time, it will create military jobs and we get to play with all the cool toys we paid trillions for!
Look at Gulf War 1 LOL
Putin and Xi already (just) pre-empted that move. Got any other tricks ?
Market falling before the Labor Day weekend does not bode well for consumer spending. China will be back Sunday night and we can expect some fireworks again.
Whatever happens folks, avoid Optionshouse aka Trademonster as the plague. The MFers close out your positions without informing you and expose you to severe market risk. They may close the put leg of your options strategy and you get screwed as your matching call is no longer hedged.
Only the insane or uninformed can trade with OptionsHouse/Trademonster - monster is appropriately named.
It will be very interesting watching China on Sunday night while having all US hands are tied on the following Monday. At least there will be BBQ and Beer.
The Dead Cat bounced and bounced and then died this Friday. But never fear. Cats have nine lives, and we will check its health on Tuesday.
the fed is thinking of a number between zero and two thousand. try to guess what it is. lulz
Do I get to revise my forecast after the number is revealed? ;-)
In a word...No.
History is a bitch, Bichez!
I don't now what happens but some rhyme of 1929 would undoubtedly be the most entertaining.
'32
Lower the tax rate to ZERO. Give a lot more money to po people and invaders from South and Central America. Crater all foreign currencies and make travel cheap to EMs with low oil prices and great exchange rates. Everything will be awsome. Time to PARTY!!!! Maybe find a seat.....
You cannot be serious! Do you not realize that we already have a problem with all those people swarming up from the south to the northern countries of the world??? At some point, the world is going to tip over and I WILL BLAME YOU! Don't say it can't happen. I heard it from Congressman hank johnson that Guam nearly tipped over. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNZczIgVXjg
In a weird way entertaining, but painful to watch. When the new republic arrives, congresscritters are going to have to take a captcha test.
I give full credit to that Admiral. I don't think I could have sat there without saying something to the tune of "are you a f'n idiot or something"....
QE to infinity and beyond.
Now until the end of October is going to be interesting.
I think its going to be a lot quicker this time thanks to the "liquidity" of HFTs and the levering afforded by ETFs.
Whatever happens, you can be rest assured it will only happen to the serfs. The Banksters will use their perpetual get out of jail card to the FED for more handouts and .01% welfare...
Despite trials in the market I'll rest well tonight as I've got bullion and base metals, i.e., lead.
From my experience, history does not repeat itself. Its just illusion and perception when you make use of a picture or chart
The rich remain rich the only way they know how - by stealing from the poor. It is cyclical.
Precisely! So far we're following the patterns of 1929, 2001 and 2008 (which each eventually took a different course). Will it follow any of those, or none? Truth is we don't know.
But it's enough to put me 100% in cash until we find out.
What happens next? Shit gets real....the pundits and experts parroting its a buying opportunity on CNBC shit their diapers...401Ks get trashed...Cramer buys a nail gun. Markets are closed for few days. Dollar trashed..China and Russian ships move closer. The yellow dog finally bites with a fucking vengence. People get scared. Christmas is in doubt. The Christian protestor of gay rights is released from jail. People march on DC with pitchforks. Janet yellen resigns. Rachel Maddow goes straight and looks for a strong man, just in case. Hows that for starters?
My wet dream
I would tune into CNBS to see Cramer with a nail gun...
As he puts it to his head and screams "BOOYAH".... oh, what a luscious visual.
this site has accurately predicted 143 of the last 2 crashes. Maybe you guys should crowd fund crystal ball 2.0
Is crowd fund like a gang bang?
Houston 500...?
Pffft.... Just wanted to get some pussy.
Saving the DOW is easy. Just change the stocks being listed.
Things going bad? Drop Apple and add Mike's Repo Tow and Storage.
Voila! Instant uppitiness. To the moon, Alice.
Christmas shopping will be a joke this year
Christmas has been canceled this year...
I actually got a lump of coal for Christmas one year. That was the last time I celebrated Christmas. Frankly, when you get a lump of coal, and no other 'gifts', materialism starts to become annoying. Since that time Christmas has manifested into 'feast day' & 'movie night'.
Using charts like this to find a pattern is popular but rather cheap journalism.
Past performance does not correlate to future performance in the markets.
However I do agree that the powers that be cannot keep all the plates spinning for much longer.
What scares me more is do they have a plan for what happens when the cards come tumbling down or not?
Both are pretty scary!
I suspect plan B involves using a lot of ammo based on previous Home Land Security purchases.
unlike 1929 we don't have anywhere to go this time...we won't have a currency, a united country or a good national FICA score...we won't just struggle along and then snap out of it.
This time we will need a new currency and we will be in a different world.
1929 was before all the money printing...2015 all the printing has been done, whats left...
Zimbabwe might have a clue.
Hard currency...read that to mean gold, silver and lead. If you don't have it, get it.
Negative interest rates, ban cash and confiscate all gold. All of it for the sake of the nation....
QUIT SPEWING SHIT! Until someone arrests, tries and hangs some of these motherfuckers, you're just spewin more shit! Eat your shit you armchair crybaby! Any of you "investin wet Brainfarts.....go sue the government for being incompetent and crooked....you fuckers are all so fat, so where's the balls and laywers? Oh yea, all you got is shit spewin and no cash.....I thought so. This fucking site is like a bunch of old funkin women! You blow and suck! that's all you fucks got, go suck walker's or whoever that fucking clown is from texas' dick. That what yer all pinin for anyway!
Umm,I can't say about 1929 (but I have suspicions),on the 2000 crash and the recent (ongoing) China crash,a common factor seems to be the price to earnings ratio seems wildly skewed.These companies have burned thru all their startup capital and have not produced much in the tangible sphere.Investors see this after a while,and jump ship while they can.It is hard to keep the campers in their seats when the theatre is on fire...
I can make a prediction about the market that is never wrong. Armstrong - eat your heart out.
It will go up and down.
WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?
Simple.
The market goes ... DOWN.
And apparently this is a revelation for everyone, except for Dr John Hussman and Dr. William Hester at Hussman Funds, and all the people on ZeroHedge.
The world is about to stare into the cold hard eyes ... of INVESTOR FEAR. Prepare for a thrill ride.
I made a fortune with a Solid VXX trade since the lows below $20. I averaged in Short puts over a year and then sold the rip into 28 and change...unreal.
You won't believe what happens next, whatever it is.
everybody knows what's next
poverty en masse
You have to contact the FED software applications developers to know the answer to that question. It certainly could be different this time. All previous times the banksters weren't allowed to buy up all the property and corporations of the world with fiat. This time they are above the law. Banksters own the military bitchez and they will use them as they please.
What happens next to stock prices? They will fluctuate.
Two words....Price discovery. The market is finally coming into line with fundamentals. it'll be a bad thing for some and a good thing for others.
That is absolutely correct! THE ISSUE is the ABSURDITY of the markets never correcting.
Mess less...live longer...
Revolution?
Given the maths involved I don't see how this can end in anywhere but disaster for the general population.
Some of these people may sit back and let the shit fall all around them, but there will be many who will not accept it and feel they have nothing left to lose.
The Bilderbergers might be assholes but they are not stupid... they will have a plan and given they don't really give a fuck about anyone other than themselves, it will involve force and repression. They will use fear on a grand scale to scare the population in to behaving. What else can they do? If the people ignore the fear tactic then it gets 'interesting'.
Where to live? Not in a big urban centre that is for sure.
See you in the after world.... ????
What with all the 'deval' going on in the global markets these days, it is not like the Fed doesn't have adequate 'cover' to launch QE4 if the spirit so moved them...
judas.
japan has been playing this game for over 20 years, we're just getting started. lots more smoke and mirrors to go
This guy is absolutely amazing. He predicted the August crash 3 weeks before it hit. see for yourself https://www.sentimenttiming.com/antoemang/20
QE to infinity and beyond!