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Tue, 09/08/2015 - 00:46 | 6521328 wisefool
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You will out live me WB7, so when I die, please incorporate the concept that "I did not fund these assholes' 33rd double dipped pensions via IRS payments" into a greater work.

Mon, 09/07/2015 - 10:05 | 6518146 Sockshow Puppethand
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Most frightening video on Youtube.

Hillary Worship

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cn0zGmuAfBg

Viewer warning:

May cause projectile vomiting and flaccidity.

Mon, 09/07/2015 - 09:50 | 6518091 ThrowAwayYourTV
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68 year old blondes scare the hell out of me.

(two blonde's were walking down the side of a river, one on each side of the river. One blonde yells to the other blonde, "Hey! how do I get to the other side?"

The other blonde thinks for a minute then yells back.

"You are on the other side!")

Mon, 09/07/2015 - 09:48 | 6518077 Sockshow Puppethand
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"I did not have sexual relations with that email server...but Huma did."

Nice work, William!

Mon, 09/07/2015 - 09:39 | 6518043 Reaper
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It was rape. Even servers have limits.

Mon, 09/07/2015 - 09:06 | 6517950 yearight
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Must be Labor Day Banzai, cause I see you didn't work to hard on the humor of that piece and I can't stand clinton either!

Mon, 09/07/2015 - 09:34 | 6518031 williambanzai7
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Never look a gift horse in the mouth...

Mon, 09/07/2015 - 06:38 | 6517760 atthelake
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Anyone, who still believes in democrats and republicans, doesn't understand what's going on.

Mon, 09/07/2015 - 08:57 | 6517924 Fukushima Fricassee
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Power to the people ?

Mon, 09/07/2015 - 04:14 | 6517700 pupdog1
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These fucking video ad loads are killing the ability to use ZH.

Mon, 09/07/2015 - 08:21 | 6517844 headhunt
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Use 'noscript' with adblock

Mon, 09/07/2015 - 06:51 | 6517767 B2u
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What ads?  I use Adblock Plus.  No ads.

Mon, 09/07/2015 - 07:50 | 6517795 kaiserhoff
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Even with Adblock, the site is still unstable.

Seem to be some serious problems.

Mon, 09/07/2015 - 04:25 | 6517704 radiobomb
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...block adobe flash, all vid ads will not load....

 

Mon, 09/07/2015 - 03:20 | 6517665 Arthur Schopenhauer
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Republicans Terrified As Texas Demand For Bernie Sanders Forces Rally To A Bigger Venue.

 

Bernie Sanders, the candidate, isn’t what Republicans should be concerned about. The message that Sanders is bringing is what should strike fear into the GOP.

 

Sanders talks about creating jobs, repealing Citizens United, raising wages for working people, equal pay for women.

 

The Sanders message is that it is time to stand up to the billionaires and corporations and return the government back to the people.

 

If this message can find support in red states like Arizona and Texas, it can be successful all across the country.

 

http://www.politicususa.com/2015/09/06/bernie-sanders-rocks-political-wo...

Mon, 09/07/2015 - 16:20 | 6517852 headhunt
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Sanders is a communist and will make the current stink seem like perfume.

Communists don't get rid of the elitists money mongers they just change who belongs and then imprison you and yours.

Fuck Sanders and fuck commies.

Mon, 09/07/2015 - 08:03 | 6517811 kaiserhoff
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Hmmmmm.  Yes.

Public hangings ARE popular in Texas.

Mon, 09/07/2015 - 00:55 | 6517542 Full Nelson
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Yo, WB7!

How bout?:

Putin walking behind a childish looking mini Obama over a map of the Mid-East with a broom in Putin's hands while Obaaama is breaking stuff over Syria, Egypt, Sudan...

Sun, 09/06/2015 - 23:58 | 6517457 Manipuflation
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Could you imagine coming home to that woman?  I would pack a few clothes in a knapsack, take my best Harley, and ride away from her like there was no tomorrow pipes a blazing.  I think I have to go throw up. 

Mon, 09/07/2015 - 04:13 | 6517699 OldPhart
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Coming home to a bitch like that is what a .45 is made for.

The real shithole is the slickwillie...he should have eliminated her years ago so he could persue more pussy at the local bar.

Sun, 09/06/2015 - 23:45 | 6517423 palmereldritch
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D-eletists

Sun, 09/06/2015 - 22:56 | 6517335 JoJoJo
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Unlike Bill, Hillary's DNA will never be found  on that server. I think H made advances toward the server including some naughty  proposals at which time the terrified server, remembering Vince Foster, jumped on a Greyhound fleeing to Colorado where it holed up in a toilet thinking it would be safe. Too bad Drudge discovered it on a tip from Russian, Chinese, and North Korean hackers.

Sun, 09/06/2015 - 22:45 | 6517316 foxmuldar
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I bet Huma did hillary with a strapon. What you think? 

Sun, 09/06/2015 - 23:49 | 6517434 Skiprrrdog
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Actually it was a double dildo...

Sun, 09/06/2015 - 23:05 | 6517356 Berspankme
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Everytime you guys talk about this I can only think of the god awful stench from that fat pig cankled old bitch and it makes me want to vomit. Disgusting pig hilary

Sun, 09/06/2015 - 22:50 | 6517244 The Once-ler
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 bill7  is, of course, being facetious.
In reality, she is avowing:

On my honor, I will try:
To serve God and my country,
To help people at all times,
And to live by the Girl Scout Law.

Sun, 09/06/2015 - 23:04 | 6517353 JoJoJo
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Thats the old Girl Scout Law. Today's Girl Scouts are encouraged NOT to be straight (like BSA) and they camp out at at Planned Parenthood clinics and are well on their way to getting the Future Hillaries of America badge.

Mon, 09/07/2015 - 00:32 | 6517513 techpreist
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Unfortunately, the BSA recently permitted troops to "make their own policies." At the rate this is going, I may have to mail my Eagle Scout badge back.

Mon, 09/07/2015 - 04:09 | 6517698 OldPhart
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Don't do that.  As a District Commissioner who was 'fired' for calling some mormon asshole an 'asshole' on an accidently, widely distributed, email that was meant for one specific person, keep the honor you earned.  John Kerry threw his away and look where we are now.

Look, Gay people are not pedophiles necessarily.  Our Troop had a gay guy as scoutmaster for a year or so until a parent got incensed over it.  (And he's a friend of mine)  So the gay guy got fired as scoutmaster, but his son continued on the prograrm.  It was rotten.

As far as scouts are concerned, these are kids trying to figure out who they are.  Some are gay, most are straight.  And they figure that shit out on their own.  Heteros want nothing to do with gays, Gays; I have no idea, because I don't have their mindset.  But they're not going to get anywhere with Heteros.

Gay dads, well, they do like ass, but they love their sons.  Talk about protective!  I'd trust the man that was Scoutmaster with my son on a one on one solo camp.  He was a decent person.

I'm admittedly not comfortable with a gay mindset, it creeps me out.  But I'm not about to tell another adult what they should or should not do.  If it floats your boat and doesn't harm me or mine, go at it, baby, to your heart's content.  (Please consider our disgust in PDA's as relics.  Some things we react to visually. To us it's gross, and we apologize.)

Mon, 09/07/2015 - 09:02 | 6517934 GMadScientist
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I have no problem with gays knowing how to tie knots or start a fire, especially if it means they won't bug me to do it for them.

I do wish they'd keep the jamboree skits to under 3 fuckin hours though, MFing costume changes and a libretto, whatever the fuck that is. ;)

Mon, 09/07/2015 - 08:32 | 6517862 headhunt
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Here's your measure.

Is it OK for a middle aged heterosexual man to be a girl scout leader and go on overnight camping trips with the young ladies?The man may not be a pedophile but it is just moronic to not have a line - because guess what men and women are different.

It is just stupid to allow that sort of stupidity - stupid2

Sun, 09/06/2015 - 22:23 | 6517237 Arthur Schopenhauer
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Mon, 09/07/2015 - 08:37 | 6517877 headhunt
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Poor, poor Bill and Hillary - victims all.

Sun, 09/06/2015 - 23:06 | 6517359 Berspankme
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Can I get it via email?

Sun, 09/06/2015 - 22:41 | 6517306 JoJoJo
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"Ten year campaign to destroy Bill and Hillary.." I think not. Its been a lot longer than that and we are not quitting until justice has been meted out. It took 24 years to bring  down Saddam Hussein before he was "vindicated" 

Sun, 09/06/2015 - 22:37 | 6517291 tc06rtw
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     …  I THINK you logged in
             to the wrong website.

Sun, 09/06/2015 - 22:44 | 6517313 Arthur Schopenhauer
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I THINK you think I give a shit what you think.

Sun, 09/06/2015 - 23:09 | 6517367 NoPension
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Art, I'll make it easy. Fuck that sea-unt, and may she rot in hell.

Mon, 09/07/2015 - 01:55 | 6517598 Arthur Schopenhauer
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That doesn't change what I think because the fact is I still don't give a fucking shit what you think. Go fuck yourself.

Mon, 09/07/2015 - 08:55 | 6517917 Fukushima Fricassee
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Punk ass mother fucker @ Art , you ride the wrong fucking corrupt horse you stupid son of a bitch.

Mon, 09/07/2015 - 05:51 | 6517737 Gold Eyed Cat
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Look at you making friends and influencing people!  You go, Arthur Schopenhauer! 

You should totally make a Youtube video where you cry into the camera and bellow, "Whyyy.  Why can't you just leave her alone?!  Leave her alone!  She's been through so much!  Everyone lies!  And I'd like to see you try and be a better Secretary of State!  You don't even understand.  She was dead broke!  The charity didn't need all that money.  And email is really really hard!"

Mon, 09/07/2015 - 09:08 | 6517956 GMadScientist
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I thought you were talking about the baitin' gay-hatin' Christian lady with her little hand heart symbol for a sec.

 

Sun, 09/06/2015 - 22:09 | 6517195 joego1
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I bet that old bat can handle an entire IBM 360 card punch machine.

Mon, 09/07/2015 - 03:51 | 6517686 OldPhart
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Back in the sixties, there was a problem in San Bernardino County's (CA) punchcards and they asked for votunteers to help sort them.  (Apparently, a batch got dropped, and there were thousands of them.)  I was nine or so, Mom drafted me to help since she was a reserve deputy.

So they have all these cards in various baskets.  I get handed one, and I go sit next to the monsterous computer.  Being a kid, I'm awed by the thing, I had just seen '2001 A Space Odessey' and see a punchtool next to the keyboard.  I had no idea of the havoc that that little punchtool could create.

Each ticket I sorted got an extra punch somewhere on the card.  Absolutely random.  I had no clue.

Some people didn't get a paycheck, some people got thousands in their paycheck...bills didn't get paid, one vendor got paid $100k more than his invoice.  I only heard it from a TV station, never saw it in the 'news'paper.

Sun, 09/06/2015 - 22:08 | 6517191 tc06rtw
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 It depends upon what your
       definition of  “I”  is…

Sun, 09/06/2015 - 21:50 | 6517128 nmewn
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All deletions of emails were overseen by a government official. "I was that official."

Well then, that seems like an open and shut case to me ;-)

Sun, 09/06/2015 - 23:07 | 6517360 NoPension
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Seems logical to me.

So it is written. And so it shall be. All hail the SUN Queen, Her Most Holie of Holes. Her Royal Greatness.

Just Coronate Her, and end this madness. It IS, after all HER turn. Her DESTINY.

If the lawn jockey had not of fucked things up, she would be nearing retirement, with 2 full terms.

Sun, 09/06/2015 - 21:46 | 6517115 Downtoolong
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Don’t tell me, it was just foreplay right?

 

As always wiith Hillary, it’s a matter of interpretation; her interpretation.

  

Sun, 09/06/2015 - 22:30 | 6517258 clymer
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Kind of like Bills interpretation of a blow job; that is isn't sex

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBe_guezGGc

(what difference does it make)

Sun, 09/06/2015 - 21:38 | 6517085 spieslikeus
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Here in Arkansas, they called him 'Slick Willie', now we have 'Slick Hillie'

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