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SeX WiTH AN EMaiL SeRVeR...

Submitted by williambanzai7 on 09/06/2015 21:05 -0400

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Mon, 09/07/2015 - 03:35 | 6517681 OldPhart

Well, yeah, her fingers are coated in pussy juice.

Slick Willie had his dick constantly wet, The bitch from hell has her fingers and tongue constantly wet.

Huma's getting it both ways from pervernts. I bet she's a happy camper.

Happy Camper....Got a story to tell.

I'm in Death Valley with a Troop of Boy Scouts. We are at Stovepipe Wells, setting up camp. We have cook stoves and we're organized, were going to do a fifty mile bike ride through Death Valley, then we're going to go see the Heebiegeebie Crater, Devils Cornstalks, and the Sand Dunes from Star Wars. (I'm a scouter [all the way to district Commissioner] on haitus, waiting for my first grandson to hit the age.)

As an adult I pitch a tent at the back of the ring of kids. My son is sharing a tent with one of his friends.

About 3AM, a car pulls in. I'm in the tent, drinking my sixth beer. They set up their tent, do their thing, and settle down. During that time I've walked about five feet to piss in the sand. Go back to my tent and lay down to go to sleep.

I hear a female voice. "I'm so horney".

The next hour was, umm, "odd", thier tent bounced so close I could have put a finger in her ass. Meantime, she was moaning to the point that I rolled over and told her to quiet down, she was surrounded by horney assed teenaged boy scouts and she's DEFINITELY in their dreams. Longest god damned hour in my life. It wasn't like they rolled into me, and 'Oops", it was multiple times.

And when she came she was a screamer, Holy Fuck, was she a screamer, woke up everyone.

I imagine the older scouts are still jacking off to that memory (Holy Shit, I'm still doing it 14 or so years later) There was a point where, if there was a hole between the tents, my dick would have been solidly in her ass.. That's how intense it was.

That's probably when I became a Scouter.

Sun, 09/06/2015 - 21:30 | 6517071 New_Meat

future-ologists talkin' about this over the next decades.

then there was the star trek episode with ... Murdock(?) ... who could tell his 'droids to stfu, until they got reprogrammed and didn't.

Nothing good coming from this or in the future.

- Ned

Sun, 09/06/2015 - 21:48 | 6517121 GeezerGeek

Mudd's Women.

Sun, 09/06/2015 - 23:56 | 6517452 StychoKiller

Right guy, wrong episode title.

Sun, 09/06/2015 - 22:43 | 6517310 The Once-ler

… I see mud, but I don’t see no women.

Sun, 09/06/2015 - 21:27 | 6517054 Dragon HAwk

Use three fingers Hon... she can take it

Sun, 09/06/2015 - 21:39 | 6517089 PumpherDumper

Nah, just go ahead and shove in the whole socialist solidarity fist.

Sun, 09/06/2015 - 22:31 | 6517268 0b1knob

< Why can't Hillary set up an email system without committing multiple felonies? And she wants To RUN THE COUNTRY?

< Why can't Hillary go to the kitchen and MAKE ME A SANGWICH?????

Questions for out age.

Sun, 09/06/2015 - 23:01 | 6517345 NoPension

It is important to remember;

There was around the clock security, at her home, by the Secret Service, during the entire time period the server was located at the house.

The Secret Service! No one, absolutely no one, got within three feet of that server! Around the fucking clock pro- tect- tion.

How much more secure could a server be, than with 24 HOUR, that's 24-7-365!!!! Secret Service Security.
I repeat, for the hard heads.... No one got near that BOX!!

Mon, 09/07/2015 - 10:30 | 6518221 Pure Evil