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British Airways Boeing 777 Catches Fire On Take Off From Las Vegas

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Prior to China's "shocking" decision to devalue the yuan, the market was already set to subject the FOMC's September meeting to an unprecedented amount of scrutiny.

Now that the consequences (i.e. $100 billion in UST liquidation over just two weeks) of Beijing's near daily FX interventions are becoming clear, the world is now transfixed, as Janet Yellen attempts to determine what hundreds of billions in reverse QE entails for US monetary policy. As noted on Monday, there's quite a bit of confusion in the market as everyone searches for clues as to what might happen should the Fed decide that despite mounting headwinds and unprecedented uncertainty, it is indeed time for "liftoff."

On Tuesday, we got a sneak peak at what "liftoff" might end up looking like courtesy of British Airways: 

More from The Guardian

A British Airways jet has caught fire at Las Vegas airport, sending smoke billowing into the air.

 

The plane – a Boeing 777 – could be seen with flames around its fuselage.

 

There were 159 passengers and 13 crew on board. Two people were treated for minor injuries as a result of the fire, which involved a flight that was due to fly from the US city’s McCarran airport to Gatwick.

 

It was not immediately clear what had caused the blaze, which was quickly put out by emergency services.

 

Dramatic images of flight 2276 were shared on social media by members of the public at the airport, which is five miles south of downtown Las Vegas.

Thankfully, all passangers are apparently safe - we just hope, for the sake of investors the world over and especially for anyone still holding EM assets, that we'll be able to say the same thing for markets should the Fed attempt to "take off" later this month. 

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Tue, 09/08/2015 - 20:30 | 6524668 Divine Wind
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FAA says the fire was in the port-side engine.

DOOM off.

Tue, 09/08/2015 - 20:31 | 6524681 Skateboarder
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I see your reason and raise you one "Russian hackers".

Tue, 09/08/2015 - 20:34 | 6524682 Fester
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Tatical nuke

 

Tue, 09/08/2015 - 20:36 | 6524686 Divine Wind
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Clear-air ball lightning sucked into the turbine.

Tue, 09/08/2015 - 20:45 | 6524702 Son of Loki
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Is that the new Dreamliner? In any case, looks bullish to me for a 1-2% increase in Boeing stawk.

Tue, 09/08/2015 - 21:24 | 6524860 Stackers
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Vegas to Gatwick non-stop. Impressive range.

Dreamliner is the 787

Tue, 09/08/2015 - 21:37 | 6524930 Publicus
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Retaliation for the Chinese warehouse sabotage?

Tue, 09/08/2015 - 21:42 | 6524965 Insanity Wolf
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They told me I couldn't smoke...

when I was ass-raping the pilot during takeoff.

Tue, 09/08/2015 - 22:03 | 6525034 Son of Loki
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Come on, no biggie. Don't be ZH wussies.

Just give all the passenagers a free airport restaurant ticket and tell them to come back in a few hours when the fire will be extinguished and they'll reboard and try take-off again.

 

Reassure the passengers. Tell them it's statistically unlikely the same engines will catch fire twice in one day.

Tue, 09/08/2015 - 22:08 | 6525060 Divine Wind
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/nev/dull

Tue, 09/08/2015 - 23:31 | 6525323 Troll Magnet
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Let's all calmly wait until they find a passport or two belonging to Syrians.

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 01:19 | 6525533 MSimon
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Rod from God. Or possibly doG morf doR.

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 03:19 | 6525639 mophead
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Next, expect a few more of these incidents to occur and all over the news media we'll here how the airline industry is going to have to suck it up and implement new changes to make their planes safer and we all know what that will lead to: higher airfares. Devalue by disaster.

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 12:06 | 6526914 Escapeclaws
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William Tapley would certainly agree that this was a divine warning. Just recently BA fired a stewardess for wearing a discreet crucifix. She is suing on the basis that BA is violating EU laws of free expression.

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 00:28 | 6525455 giovanni_f
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Avoid British and American airliners, they are run by hedge fund managers. If you can chose board an Airbus, stay safe.

Tue, 09/08/2015 - 21:38 | 6524942 messymerry
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Divine Wind sucked into the turbine...

;-D 

 

Tue, 09/08/2015 - 22:06 | 6525053 Divine Wind
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ROFL

Tue, 09/08/2015 - 21:20 | 6524846 SixIsNinE
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not that uncommon anymore .... hat tip to CPL, who posted this link nearly 3 years ago -

jumpingjackflashhypothesis.blogspot.com   - daily updates on the fires & explosions & crashes & earth oddities .... lately we've been seeing days with 6-10 small engine aircraft crashes/fires....

i think we're over 80 commercial jets that have either fires or smoke in the cabin/cockpit this year alone.

 

 

Tue, 09/08/2015 - 22:32 | 6525150 azusgm
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Aging fleet?

Tue, 09/08/2015 - 21:02 | 6524772 Nikola
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Rolls-Royce Trent 800 engines on the 777-200...Lucas electrical?!?  

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rolls-Royce_Trent_800

Tue, 09/08/2015 - 22:13 | 6525088 logicalman
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Joe Lucas - Prince of Darkness!

 

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 00:16 | 6525437 NEKO
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Oh my crappy Triumph electrics.... nice bike, shit electrics. (I'm talking 60s bike)

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 01:23 | 6525536 MSimon
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You could lay them down 'til the pegs were almost scraping and they were solid. Lovely bike.

The Lucas Electrics just sucked.

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 02:48 | 6525610 piliage
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Why do the Brits drink their beer at room temperature? Lucas refrigerators.

Seems the GE 90 (not Rolls) port engine had a catastrophic failure that was uncontained. This could have ended up very very badly.

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 01:03 | 6525510 r3phl0x
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With the amount of money on the line it's always a pilot or maintenance error.

Tue, 09/08/2015 - 20:31 | 6524675 toady
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What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas? 

Tue, 09/08/2015 - 23:46 | 6525365 City_Of_Champyinz
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Look at all those morons grabbing their bags as the plane burns...Fucking ridiculous!

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 02:33 | 6525598 PN7
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Those bags contain Hillary's e-mails.

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 00:18 | 6525440 NEKO
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What happens in Vegas burns in Vegas.

 

There fixed it.

Tue, 09/08/2015 - 20:31 | 6524678 AlaricBalth
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Have you been injured in an accident...?
1-800-SHY-STER

Tue, 09/08/2015 - 20:53 | 6524742 gladih8r
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Clearly this wa due to Russian submarines operating in the area.

- MSM

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 01:06 | 6525517 r3phl0x
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Clearly bullshit - there isn't enough water left in Lake Mead.

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 01:24 | 6525537 MSimon
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They have Stealth Submarines for that.

Tue, 09/08/2015 - 21:30 | 6524912 fooshorter
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Nice Link about Boeing. As sad as it is to see the queen of the skies go at least it lived a far better life then the soon to be killed A380. 

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 00:06 | 6525413 post turtle saver
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it'll be interesting to hear what exactly happened... the engines built for the 777 are sourced from GE, Rolls Royce, and Pratt & Whitney depending on sub-model... they're designed to be incredibly tough and reliable given single engine design drivers for over water routes, one engine inoperative on full takeoff weight etc... a single 777 engine can keep a 747 in flight and also holds the record for emergency single engine flight over water at 177 minutes (of a rated 180)

tldr it either sucked in something it didn't like or someone didn't take proper care of it...

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 00:22 | 6525448 NEKO
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hot surface + fuel = ignition or fuel + Lucas electrics :-)

Tue, 09/08/2015 - 20:28 | 6524665 Bangin7GramRocks
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"Sorry folks, the plane caught fire so we are driving you all back to your hotels to lose the rest of the kids college money. Thanks for choosing British Airways."

Tue, 09/08/2015 - 20:28 | 6524666 Omega_Man
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777's seem not to be soooo good

Tue, 09/08/2015 - 20:54 | 6524749 Freddie
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Good thing the people got off at that shithold - Vegas.  This plane, like other 777s, may have disappeared while really going to Diego Garcia.

Tue, 09/08/2015 - 22:04 | 6525040 stormsailor
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not as good as 714's.   hahhaahhahahhaahahhah  quaalude airlines, for the ride of your life

Tue, 09/08/2015 - 22:15 | 6525093 logicalman
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Years ago, a guy in a cnat room had the name 'Flies like an Emu' - worked for Alaska Airlines!

 

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 00:26 | 6525457 NEKO
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And on Boeing.com right now...

 

The Dreamliner Effect - Airline executives discuss the dreamliner's effect on their business

 

I kid you not.

Tue, 09/08/2015 - 20:30 | 6524669 MonetaryDigitalis
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Nightmare-liner.

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 00:29 | 6525466 NEKO
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Maybe Boeing and Tesla could team up for the flying car...

Tue, 09/08/2015 - 20:34 | 6524683 ebworthen
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Flammable batteries - problem still not solved - let's hope it doesn't happen at 20,000 feet.

Tue, 09/08/2015 - 21:10 | 6524797 XitSam
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Why? Do they run the engines on batteries?

Tue, 09/08/2015 - 21:37 | 6524933 A Lunatic
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At 20,000 feet the flux capacitor sends everyone back to 1982........

Tue, 09/08/2015 - 21:47 | 6524977 cornedmutton
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Lithium-ion battery pack....desert heat...loss of cooling...thermal runaway....

Tue, 09/08/2015 - 21:58 | 6525022 A Lunatic
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Similar to this no doubt......

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TLLcvWeiKw

Tue, 09/08/2015 - 21:50 | 6524990 AlaricBalth
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1982 - 30 year Treasuries @ 14.22%
We've come a long way baby!!

Tue, 09/08/2015 - 21:54 | 6525010 Mentaliusanything
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And then you could afford it.. WTF went wrong

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 00:39 | 6525481 A Nanny Moose
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Cheap money....bytchez!

Tue, 09/08/2015 - 21:51 | 6524991 AlaricBalth
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dupe. My bad.

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 12:58 | 6527152 SDShack
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Overheard on radio from Ground Traffic Control... Pilot to Co-Pilot: "When this baby hits 88 mph, you're going to see some serious shit". 

Tue, 09/08/2015 - 21:49 | 6524989 TuPhat
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No, that would be silly.  But, Nuke plants do run on batteries.  Thousands of triple AAA batteries.  They tell everyone they are refueling but they are changing out the batteries.  They don't want anyone to know they create that much HAZ MAT waste.

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 00:09 | 6525423 post turtle saver
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except for that fact that it's not a 787...

Tue, 09/08/2015 - 20:35 | 6524685 countryboy42
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Had I been on that flight, I would now be in surgery having the seat cushion removed from my ass. Yet another reason not to fly. Between the TSA, shitty maintenance, and a friend of mine , who works in the aerospace  world, telling me about some of the unsafe parts being made,  I'll just drive.

Tue, 09/08/2015 - 20:44 | 6524715 Divine Wind
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+1000

Word from my sources is that there are a variety of board-level electronic components, the supply line for which
has been infiltrated by cheap Chinese knockoffs that look exactly like the high quality, low noise versions.

Scary times.

Tue, 09/08/2015 - 20:54 | 6524745 countryboy42
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I do not know anything about the electrical components, but keep an eye out for the cabin doors falling off in the next few years. I refuse to fly any more.

Tue, 09/08/2015 - 21:05 | 6524778 junction
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Sudden cabin decompression is the bigger problem.  Over the Atlantic a long time ago, the Pan Am jet I was on suddenly had its oxygen masks drop down.  I was walking near one of the doors where the economy section started and suddenly I felt a freezing blast of air in my face for a few seconds.  Then the cabin pressure returned to normal.  I never did find out what caused the event, the pilot kept mum. 

Tue, 09/08/2015 - 21:20 | 6524843 countryboy42
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I have had a few hair raising experiences on commercial aircraft as well, but the best was on a flight into Denver. We hit the tarmac HARD, and bounced a few times (most landings I have ever had one one flight). As we were departing, the captain was standing outside the cockpit. A, tiny, frail, old lady was in front of me. As she reached the front, she calmly asked the captain if we had landed, or just been shot down. I had tears running down my face laughing my ass off.

Tue, 09/08/2015 - 21:48 | 6524986 cornedmutton
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Dude, was this a flight from BWI a few months back?...this sounds exactly like a flight I was on into DIA.

Tue, 09/08/2015 - 21:55 | 6525015 countryboy42
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Back in the '80's. When flying was still fun. You know, real food, drinks, leg room.

Tue, 09/08/2015 - 22:06 | 6525055 Insanity Wolf
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And plenty of ass raping.

Tue, 09/08/2015 - 22:28 | 6525138 countryboy42
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You have serious issues.

Diet tip: More fiber, and less crack.

Tue, 09/08/2015 - 22:29 | 6525141 Larry Dallas
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Bullshit. I've Heard this before.

Tue, 09/08/2015 - 22:34 | 6525155 countryboy42
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You must be the captain! Hey, great landings!

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 07:49 | 6525873 Tall Tom
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Over the Atlantic a long time ago, the Pan Am jet I was on suddenly had its oxygen masks drop down.  I was walking near one of the doors where the economy section started and suddenly I felt a freezing blast of air in my face for a few seconds.  Then the cabin pressure returned to normal.  I never did find out what caused the event, the pilot kept mum. 

 

The very first thing that you'd remember from a cabin decompression, junction, is that INTENSE PAIN IN YOUR INNER EARS....if you did not, outright, pass out from it.

 

MANY PASSENGERS DO. That is the reason for the instructions to put your mask on FIRST...before assisting anybody else. The REASON that they cannot put their mask on is because they have become unconcious YOU LYING TWIT.

 

(Of course the stewardesses neglect to tell you about this happenstance in this type of event so as not to panic your dumbfuck ass...)

 

SO BULLSHIT. You have never been through one.

Tue, 09/08/2015 - 22:17 | 6525099 logicalman
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I guess Europe is not in your vacation plans.

 

Tue, 09/08/2015 - 22:22 | 6525119 countryboy42
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European vacation would involve a tramp steamer, and a Ural motorcycle.

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 00:09 | 6525420 Macon Richardson
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Well, driving's okay, I guess. But the road to Gatwick is often very wet, particularly the part through the Atlantic Ocean.

Tue, 09/08/2015 - 20:36 | 6524687 robertsgt40
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Keep in mind Stan Fischer(#2@fed) was running Israel's central bank a few years ago. He jacked up rates at the erong time and crashed the economy.  Then he dropped the rates.  Face it folks, we're hosed either way. 

Tue, 09/08/2015 - 20:41 | 6524705 stant
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Now back to the airport lobby to watchit on CNN , Anderson pooper wil blame it on white southern milita terrorist you know the kind without freckles

Tue, 09/08/2015 - 20:42 | 6524709 highwaytoserfdom
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any Idea if the Engines were GE90 or Pratt's ? Tries to look ask on Yahoo board of GE could not get page to load.

Tue, 09/08/2015 - 21:06 | 6524786 Seal
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BA likes to use Rolls engines

Tue, 09/08/2015 - 22:56 | 6525208 Mr.BlingBling
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RR names its engine models after rivers, because rivers are always running. 

"I think this one had the Cuyahoga model engines."

Thank you. thank you.  I'll be here all week

Tue, 09/08/2015 - 23:01 | 6525232 2bit Hoarder
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it appears to be a 777-300ER, in which case it would have been GE90's assembled in Durham NC.  I worked for GE both in Cincinnatti (engineering dept) and down in Durham (manufacturing engineer). 

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 11:20 | 6526672 Recidivism
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"A spokesman for Rolls Royce told Reuters news agency that the engine was not made by the company. British Airways uses engines made by either Rolls Royce or General Electric, the agency adds."

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 13:01 | 6527167 SDShack
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Must have been the GE Fukishima Model.

Tue, 09/08/2015 - 20:42 | 6524711 Dead Canary
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After analyzing data from two focus groups, and one of the country's larges image consulting groups, the 'Hillary for President" committee has decided that in the future Hillary will plan to be spontaneous.

 "plan to be spontaneous"

After she masters that, she will attempt  honesty.

"If she can just fake those two things, the election is in the bag":   A Clinton insider was overheard saying.

Tue, 09/08/2015 - 21:08 | 6524790 junction
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I wonder what drugs Hillary is on.  Xanax for sure.  Probably a blood thinner to prevent further strokes.  For one day a year, Halloween, Hillary's mask like frozen grin will look appropriate.

Tue, 09/08/2015 - 21:15 | 6524817 Buster Cherry
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I wonder if Webb Hubble is still banging her.

Tue, 09/08/2015 - 22:07 | 6525058 falconflight
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Chelsey, their love child?  Maybe Susan McDougle is trimming her nasty carpet.

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 06:16 | 6525747 Ace Ventura
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Not so sure.....that was back in the day. These days The Lizard Queen prefers Huma's rug-rubbing skills. BTW, is Hubble still processing oxygen? Usually loose ends like him tend to end up vincefostered.

Tue, 09/08/2015 - 22:19 | 6525107 logicalman
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If only she could pull of 'spontaneous' of the combustion kind.

BTW, Honesty would run away, screaming.

 

Tue, 09/08/2015 - 20:44 | 6524713 Son of Loki
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Raising rates simply means more people will get to stay in their houses and stop paying their mortgages. CC companies ... no one cares since it is unsecured credit.

Tue, 09/08/2015 - 20:45 | 6524721 lasvegaspersona
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Some Britt tried to take Sheldon's money home...thas a no no

Tue, 09/08/2015 - 20:49 | 6524730 NubianSundance
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Didnt realise British Airways barbecue their burgers on board these days.

Tue, 09/08/2015 - 21:37 | 6524936 Grandad Grumps
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British cooking ... bleh.

Tue, 09/08/2015 - 22:21 | 6525112 logicalman
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Can't beat a good English brakfast!

It has been said that to eat well in UK just eat breakfast 3 times a day!

 

Tue, 09/08/2015 - 22:52 | 6525199 countryboy42
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"The chip! Englands contribution to world cusine!"

Tue, 09/08/2015 - 23:01 | 6525225 stormsailor
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and what do they eat with chips to make them more interesting?  i know,  fish.

Tue, 09/08/2015 - 23:03 | 6525241 countryboy42
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"Don't eat the green ones, they're not ripe yet."

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 00:33 | 6525472 NEKO
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Steak & kidney pie and the mushy pea.

Tue, 09/08/2015 - 20:54 | 6524747 Consuelo
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I wonder how long it would have taken the heat from the fire to reach or set off that fat tub of kerosene...?

Tue, 09/08/2015 - 21:05 | 6524780 TSA Thug
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To bad the royal babies were not on board. BBQ averted.

Tue, 09/08/2015 - 21:05 | 6524782 nmewn
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What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.

Tue, 09/08/2015 - 21:11 | 6524800 XitSam
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Krugman says this is good for the economy. Burn, baby, burn!

Tue, 09/08/2015 - 21:12 | 6524805 NotApplicable
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Last photo looks like it was taken by a passenger, cuz why not? YOLO

Tue, 09/08/2015 - 21:16 | 6524824 q99x2
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I hate flying. These are not images you want to see before boarding a jet.

Tue, 09/08/2015 - 22:22 | 6525120 logicalman
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I don't mind flying - it's the bullshit before and after that makes me likely to stay home.

 

Tue, 09/08/2015 - 21:19 | 6524841 highwaytoserfdom
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"BA likes to use Rolls engines" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_Electric_GE90#Operational_history   Don't know that is Why I asked...  this is what Yahoo returned

https://finance.yahoo.com/mb/GE/

Error while retrieving the data (Error Code: MBHo_BOARD_NOT_FOUND)

Tue, 09/08/2015 - 22:41 | 6525175 azusgm
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I've had problems with Yahoo most of the day, if that is any comfort.

Tue, 09/08/2015 - 22:51 | 6525198 2bit Hoarder
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if the constant hijacking of my browser is any sort of signal, I'd say that Yahoo is pretty much just a virus at this point and best left alone.

Tue, 09/08/2015 - 21:23 | 6524864 autofixer
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Be sure and take your suitcases full of gold as you emergency evacuate the burning 777.  Dumbasses.   

Tue, 09/08/2015 - 21:28 | 6524900 coast
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I am just a layman, I just go by what my heart tells me, I am not learned like most of you... I just ask questions, because I want to learn.  Ok, I dont have a mortgage, but if I did, say it was 1100 dollars a month.  If they raised my interest rate .25, well, 10% would be 110 dollars extra, 1% would be 11 dollars more, so .25 would be about 3 dollars more?   So, my mortgage goes from 1100 to 1103 dollars....I dont think that would end my life or cause massive world disorder....Just asking questions....thanks.

Tue, 09/08/2015 - 21:43 | 6524966 Boomberg
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If you got a fixed rate mortgage at $1100/mo, your payment would still be $1100/mo. 

Tue, 09/08/2015 - 22:02 | 6525038 general ambivalent
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Equal to a case of popcorn. I wouldn't want to risk it.

Tue, 09/08/2015 - 22:24 | 6525125 logicalman
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If your mortgage was $19 Trillion you might find it a bit more bothersome.

 

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 00:37 | 6525480 GoldenDonuts
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Especially if you took out another mortgage every year.

Tue, 09/08/2015 - 22:26 | 6525132 rejected
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Let's say your Mortgage was 18 trillion. 1% would be about .18 Trillion. .25 or 1/4 of that would be roughly 45 billion a year. Compared to 0 that would equal about 9 Ukrainian coups.

Tue, 09/08/2015 - 21:29 | 6524906 A Lunatic
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And that is the last time hot wings will be on the in-flight dinner menu.........

Tue, 09/08/2015 - 21:33 | 6524919 Infinite QE
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All that hot money fleeing the country...

Tue, 09/08/2015 - 21:39 | 6524947 mijev
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Maybe someone mistook it for a Malaysia Airlines flight.

Tue, 09/08/2015 - 21:56 | 6525016 highwaytoserfdom
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Nikola thanks for the link on the Rolls-Royce Trent 800...   There is a lot of shared technology on the fuel systems  Hamilton standard(Pratt) and Rolls for example.  There is not much competition maybe Russia  will bring back a SST with new computers available.   It always amazed me how the MIC thinks they run all the technology and not hamper it.     Malaysian airline lost flight  370  was a A380 Ukraine shot down 777 .     

Tue, 09/08/2015 - 22:10 | 6525071 Ajax_USB_Port_R...
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Ahmad's sneakers spontaneously combusted.

Tue, 09/08/2015 - 22:19 | 6525106 Thirtyseven
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Signs of a declining society.  Hari Seldon warned us of this.

Tue, 09/08/2015 - 22:39 | 6525170 Able Ape
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Ah, this is your pilot speaking - as you look out the window and see the smoke, I want to assure you that it is nothing to worry about, I just stomped down on the accelerator to blow out the carbon in the engines.  Sit back and enjoy the rest of the flight <cough, cough, gurgle, gurgle>....

Tue, 09/08/2015 - 23:37 | 6525340 Blkhat117
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Things that make you go humm with the same engines.   On 17 January 2008, a British Airways Boeing 777-236ER, operating as flight number BA038 from Beijing to London, crash-landed at Heathrow after both Trent 800 engines lost power during the aircraft's final approach. The subsequent investigation found that the cause was ice released from the fuel system which accumulated on the fuel-oil heat exchanger leading to a restriction of fuel flow to the engines. Rolls-Royce has developed a modification to prevent the problem recurring.

Source Wikipedia.

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 06:27 | 6525760 Ace Ventura
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Interesting....I remember that incident, but had not heard the investigation results. That theory seems like fantasy to me, as unless I'm forgetting something, the last place ice will form is within a jet-fuel based system, particularly at close-to-ground level. FOHEs are merely exchanger units where oil and fuel lines are routed near each other (hot oil, cold fuel) in order to help cool the oil. Not sure how ice can enter the picture under these circumstances?

Then there's the whole 'both engines simultaneously losing power on final approach. C'moooonnnn maannnn! Common sense tells us this doesn't just 'happen', unless the pilot literally retarded the throttles too far, or some fancy whiz-bang auto-throttle modular circuit-card gizmo-box fritzed out at the worst possible moment. Given that just about 90% of all such gizmo-box subcomponents are sourced in China....it wouldn't surprise me to learn the latter was more likely the cause, and obviously covered up since the entire commercial fleet is flying chinese electronics these days.

They need to bring back those flight-insurance-selling ATMs into the airports.

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 11:24 | 6526692 Recidivism
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"A spokesman for Rolls Royce told Reuters news agency that the engine was not made by the company. British Airways uses engines made by either Rolls Royce or General Electric, the agency adds."

Tue, 09/08/2015 - 23:46 | 6525362 Porous Horace
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"It was not immediately clear what had caused the blaze..."

My guess is heat, fuel and oxygen.

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 00:43 | 6525488 GRDguy
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Drone sucked in?

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 01:06 | 6525519 Rusty Trombone
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Goddamn Center fuel tanks strikes again

 

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 01:17 | 6525525 r3phl0x
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"Gamble on the way, with our direct Vegas flights."

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 03:18 | 6525636 Don Diego
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Those assholes that left the plane with their luggage should be publicly identified and shamed. Fortunately it was not a big deal but in these evacuations not a single second must be lost.

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 06:36 | 6525773 Ace Ventura
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Hard to tell from the grainy video/photos.....but it could be that the aircraft sprung a large fuel leak which sprayed onto the hot wheel brakes. Once lit, the flames were continually fed by the leaking fuel? I mention that possibility simply because I don't see fire or smoke billowing out of the exhaust section of the engine......all of it seems concentrated towards the front and under the engine nacelles. In a catastrophic engine failure, flames and smoke will belch out of the exhaust section.....unless its a truly catastrophic failure, in which case the engine detonates and sends fan/turbine section blades slicing into everything within 360 degrees. Even then its usually preceded by fire/smoke out the exhaust?

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 07:50 | 6525875 HowdyDoody
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Did someone say 'pull it' by any chance?

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 08:02 | 6525895 SSRI Junkie
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trump- "yer fired"

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 09:39 | 6526183 Ms No
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Speaking of 7s, remember that speech that the IMF chick gave about "I do what I'm told" and "the magic number 7"?  It's true that you can find a pattern anywhere when you look but this is out of the horses mouth.  There are 7s everywhere right now and there were for the Shemitah market route of 08 too.  If the S&P hits 1777 in the near future or some other major indicator hits repeating 7s I am going full on red pill and tin foil hat permanently.  It turns out that 7 isnt a lucky number after all.

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