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Dow Up Almost 700 Points From Friday's Lows

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Nothing to see here, move along. Amid dismally low volume, it appears the JPY-driven rampathon continues... But it may just have run out of greater fool stops (at last week's highs) to run - unless USDJPY 122 comes soon...

 

 

CNBC said this morning that "the sharp bounce in global stocks suggests the worst is over" - perhap they should look at last week's moves?

But it appears the JPY momo is losing its mojo...

 

Charts: Bloomberg

 

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Wed, 09/09/2015 - 09:38 | 6526206 ZH Snob
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recovery on the horizon

 

 

(please don't make me use a /s)

 

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 09:44 | 6526234 TeamDepends
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>Black Monday days away

>Shemita is BS

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 09:49 | 6526249 Haus-Targaryen
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Its all rigged anyhow.  

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 10:24 | 6526376 VinceFostersGhost
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That's true....and so is cable news......and broadcast news.

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 10:29 | 6526401 HardlyZero
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...Smart...Missed it by that much!   (the next tippy top)

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 10:01 | 6526285 MSimon
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Shmata is real.

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 10:13 | 6526327 pods
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I want the debt repudiation to be a Roman Vomitorium writ large.

pods

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 10:31 | 6526409 HardlyZero
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Caligula had an entertainment Death Machine/Wall.

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 10:30 | 6526404 Ms No
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If I was gambler I would throw down on black Monday by Sept 29th but if it doesn't come by then it's coming eventually. 

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 09:45 | 6526236 Viffer
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Chicken in every pot

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 09:39 | 6526213 BlueStreet
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the sucker's rally of all sucker's rallies.

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 10:02 | 6526289 freewolf7
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When flailing in the water looks like swimming.

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 10:56 | 6526531 FreeMoney
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Another couple hundred points up and I will short it.

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 09:40 | 6526214 Stares straight...
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Liquidized Chinese USTs in action

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 09:53 | 6526222 JustObserving
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Dow Up Almost 700 Points From Friday's Lows

And the miracle is that the US PPT spent not a dime

China Loses All Control, Spends 600 Billion Yuan On Plunge Protection In August

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-09-08/china-loses-all-control-spends-...

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 09:41 | 6526223 Ms No
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Now would be a good time for this market to just blow throught the floor. 

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 09:42 | 6526225 Seal
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There will be growth in the spring

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 09:48 | 6526244 terry44
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Yeah, the spring of 2025.

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 10:25 | 6526377 Syrin
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We have an optimist in the house

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 09:43 | 6526229 Never One Roach
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The numbers out of China are so dismal it's no wonder our markets are Bullish.

 

It's another paradox; the worse the economies, the more jobless, the more war-torn refugees...then the more Bullish the stawk market.

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 09:43 | 6526230 Xatos
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I'm an Indian outlaw, half Cherokee and Choctawwwww, my baby she's a Shemitah, she's a one of a kind.

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 09:44 | 6526232 Counterbalance
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Max Keiser's "Casino Gulag" in action.

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 09:46 | 6526238 RawPawg
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why do i get this uneasy feeling that this all setting up for a big Friday/Monday Showdown/Blowout?

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 09:47 | 6526239 Dr. Engali
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Whew, Everything is fixed. Thank the Yellen. She was tested and she passed, BTFD.... until tomorrow when Gartman turns bullish... or bearish... I forget, which way is he blowing today?

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 10:07 | 6526307 MSimon
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Kneepads or the lack there of  is the leading indicator.

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 09:47 | 6526240 large_wooden_badger
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Green shoots everywhere, I can smell 'em

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 09:50 | 6526253 terry44
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I can smell something but it definately aint green shoots.

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 10:34 | 6526419 e_goldstein
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That's just the hopium-based fertilizer for the choom.

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 09:47 | 6526241 MFL8240
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In its initial stages Communism is an interesting thing to watch.  

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 09:50 | 6526254 Soul Glow
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We're all saved.  Thank Lord Blankfein.

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 09:50 | 6526255 MFL8240
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The printing press that DID NOT work (for main street) with QE1; QE2: or QE# except of course worked wonders for Blankfien and family and for all the Jewish elites in the banking sector has been fired up again!

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 09:58 | 6526280 I AM SULLY
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HAPPY DAYS ARE HERE AGAIN!

HUZZAH!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pjxw3rEMioE

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 10:05 | 6526284 Able Ape
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Dem boyz know how to push buttons and pull levers - get USED to it....If BAD shit happens, it gets sent to the Manipulation Factory and is RE-GROOVED, RE-PACKAGED, AND RE-PRESENTED so that EVERYBODY is happy!...How hard is that to figure out?... Shemita?  Wonka, Wonka, Bunka, Bunka - even a medicine man would be embarassed to present that HOAX...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fZBaPS_XvQ

 

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 10:11 | 6526323 MSimon
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Shemita or Shmata?

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 10:22 | 6526358 Ms No
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Apparently it can be spelled Shemitah, Shmita or Shemitta. 

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 10:51 | 6526480 Arthur Schopenhauer
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Dem boyz can really whoop-dee-doo.

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 10:04 | 6526297 Pumpkin
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Yeah!  All in!

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 10:11 | 6526322 Atomizer
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Yen carry trade illusion strikes again, Mrs Watanabes.

How Yen carry trade can drive stock market higher | Bramesh ...

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 10:16 | 6526338 Ms No
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Trump just exposed himself (right off the bat in O'Reilly interview), he says he doesn't like the concept but the US needs to take refugees and we should have taken Assad out yadda yadda... same shit different hair.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5HJG-V5L9I

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 11:00 | 6526555 roisaber
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Though the question is does he mean it, or is he just saying what he thinks presidential candidates are supposed to say?

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 10:21 | 6526351 thismarketisrigged
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I WANT AN EVERYTHING IS AWESOME VIDEO, BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS FUCKING AWESOME ONCE AGAIN.

 

I THINK IM GOING TO BUY THE NIKKEI TONIGHT, IT LOOKS SO ATTRACTIVE AFTER A 1343 PT GAIN IN 1 NIGHT, WHAT THE FUCK CAN GO WRONG.

 

ALSO, BUY AMZN, FB, NFLX, GS, BAC, GOOG, ETC, ITS ALL GREAT.

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 11:02 | 6526562 RopeADope
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Don't forget to buy PANW before earnings. What could possibly go wrong?

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 10:26 | 6526387 khnum
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We must be getting close to critical morass futures were up 230 but the Dow is now at 70 time to connect the spigot to the Fed discount window

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 10:46 | 6526461 SilverMoneyBags
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Its forming a pennant. This should be obvious to anyone who has experience with charts. Tomorrow will be a down day, guaranteed.

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 10:57 | 6526534 roisaber
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Fibrillations.

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 12:04 | 6526904 Jungle Jim
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When is the big Shemitah thing going to happen?

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 19:01 | 6529058 Occams_Razor_Trader
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Silly bulls- Did you really think it was that easy??

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