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Dow Dumps 300 Points From Morning Highs - US Equities Tumble Into Red

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If only Apple had released an iCar...

Blame Gartman!!

 

As goes AAPL so goes the US equity market economy...

 

 

We're gonna need another email!!

 

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Wed, 09/09/2015 - 14:41 | 6527707 NoDebt
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Dennis Gartman, please pick up the white courtesy phone.  Dennis Gartman, white courtesy phone, please.  

8am called- they want their stupidity back.

 

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 14:44 | 6527722 Dr. Engali
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Hi Dennis, Cramer here, you know where I stand...... buy! Buy! Buy!. Buy Bear Stearns now! 

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 14:47 | 6527753 Squid Viscous
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Ron Isuzu, i mean Insana says to buy as well, it's a confirmed bottoming process

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 14:49 | 6527776 Pool Shark
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iCrash?

 

 

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 15:00 | 6527836 Crisismode
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iGartman --

the perfect accessory for those with an iWatch,

but before you can use it you have to be wearing the

iWatch and carrying an iPad

AND have an iSubscription to the Gartman newsletter.

If you have all those, it works just great -- it's right exactly twice a day.

 

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 15:03 | 6527854 Viffer
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No.  More like iWantYour799.

The second they introduced the price is when the wheels came off.

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 14:50 | 6527762 NoDebt
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At least you know where you stand with Cramer.  In the middle of a recovering alcoholic's head full of bad wiring.  But he's consistent enough in his calls to buy that he could work for NAR.  Nothing special going on with him.  All you need is a "higher power" with a sense of humor and you get a dude like Cramer.

Now Gartman, that's a different story.  Imagine changing your entire world view twice a day and still being wrong every single fucking time.  THAT is a special talent.

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 14:51 | 6527787 yrad
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Gartman: It's a special kind of stupid.

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 17:03 | 6528565 angel_of_joy
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He is a TRUE market contrarian...

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 14:55 | 6527794 Pool Shark
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The NAR?

Wow, that brings back memories. If Cramer worked for the NAR, his mantra would be:

"It's a great time to buy OR sell stocks."©

http://hankmillerteamcom.c.presscdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/great_time_to_buy_or_sell.gif


Wed, 09/09/2015 - 14:56 | 6527818 Squid Viscous
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Cramer has a sense of humor about as keen as a fucking doorknob, but at least he makes himself laugh ... what an annoying kike

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 15:01 | 6527843 HeavydutyMexica...
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He's a sociopath, he probably does the opposite of his recommendations.

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 14:40 | 6527713 Ms No
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Will be interesting to see what happens with Japans 7.7% rally (the largest since Lehman) later tonight. 

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 14:41 | 6527719 NoDebt
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My best guess is they give half of it back.

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 14:44 | 6527744 KnuckleDragger-X
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At least, and as far as I can see, there isn't any reason they can't drop a lot more.....

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 14:42 | 6527724 Squid Viscous
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I wish I was still trading, this is a turkey shoot now.

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 14:42 | 6527726 Sudden Debt
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I think that the commung week untill the 16th en 17th that this market is going to go from corner to corner like a cheap hooker at a priest seminar...

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 14:44 | 6527740 Squid Viscous
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more like a 10 yr. old boy, at a seminary

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 14:42 | 6527729 divedivedive
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Somebody is making a lot of money on these swings.

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 14:42 | 6527732 richiebaby
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If I didn't know better, I'd say the markets are being manipulated

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 14:44 | 6527743 HamRove
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No one could have predicted this...No one.

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 15:01 | 6527842 NoDebt
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Dennis Gartman could have.  And DID!

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 14:48 | 6527764 thismarketisrigged
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it truly is fascinating how everything gartman says, right when he says it, the opposite happens.

 

he goes short, ''market'' surges, he goes long, ''market'' dumps.

 

its amazing to see.

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 14:55 | 6527813 Temporalist
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Yes but in douchebag terms he's always right!  (CNBS has given permission for this copyright)

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 14:48 | 6527768 Redart
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BTFD?

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 14:49 | 6527775 Lost in translation
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I never saw it coming.  Then again, I never see winter coming, either.

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 14:52 | 6527777 bamawatson
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they do not need to produce the icar; they alresdy created two moo-slim countries; the iRAN &  the iRAQ

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 14:51 | 6527788 hotrod
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Who in their right mind would throw LONG money into this market.  Why, to gain that potential 10% to 20,000 Dow???  Use Japan's QE to get your money out on these up ticks. Let Japan sit with the Long position.  Think we screwed them back in the early nineties when they bought a bunch of our commercial realestate too.

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 14:53 | 6527802 coastalwn
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denny gartman indicator got me again!!!!

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 14:54 | 6527809 RaceToTheBottom
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Rotten Apple?

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 14:55 | 6527811 Plunge Protection
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Ok, I think the Algos are finally catching on to Dennis... the robots read his newsletter.

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 15:00 | 6527835 LostWages
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Smells like a bear market to me.  Everyone gets their faces ripped off, bulls and bears alike.

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 15:00 | 6527839 JJdog
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Dennis Losing My Gartman, I bet he will got marginally short tomorrow morning with his $200 Scottrade account. 

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 15:04 | 6527860 Soul Glow
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WS sold the BoJ rally.  Sucks for the yen.

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 15:04 | 6527861 I Write Code
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This is just La Janeta trying to stabilize the market, reduce volatility, and increase love.

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 15:10 | 6527883 replaceme
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I heard the new, unreleased Iwhatever was doing gangbusters in China. 

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 15:12 | 6527893 Xatos
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iSell, just not fast enough.

 

Shemitah cometh. 

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 15:23 | 6527948 cassotto
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with the vix at these levels any rally can be sold :D

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 15:23 | 6527953 SheepDog-One
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Gartmann covers his paper portfolio shorts and pretends to go long, LoL

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 15:24 | 6527961 World citizen
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Well, it was a sucker rally and the suckers called it. I was hoping for that.

About Apple, they keep living on concepts they developed years ago. Apart from the Iwatch, which I find a silly idea anycase, they havent created anything new for a long time - just recycled old ideas time and time again. IMHO they are finished as a cutting edge company.

Oil - it is close to the 44 mark... Several articles have recently outlined how this trend starts to negatively affect big boys like the Saudis... Something got to move there, started today with some oil ETF. 

The interest rate conversations becomes increasingly annoying... The point remains - what gives if they raise or not? Even more QE would not make a material difference... The rabbit is out of the hat there, people know it ain't working, so why bother? 

Interesting that China has finally called for help - finally. I see it as a good sign, an attempt to get in line with other stakeholders. Hopefully, there will be an advice to be more open and trasparent on the real deal in China. My guess is that part of the China problem is lack of trust and predictability, together with the fact that they overstretched both internally and externally.

Nasdaq still 0.13 in the red at the time of writing, I guess the Apple effect is avoiding more losses - but it will end soon. 

Have a great evening folks!

WC

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 15:27 | 6527976 khnum
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Jeez just when Tokyo and Wall Street were getting tag team futures spot on this happens,maybe next launch they use a Steve Jobs hologram

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 15:27 | 6527977 RawPawg
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I-PPT?

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 15:27 | 6527979 juggalo1
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Good thing I invested in silver.  It goes in one direction overall with very few reversals.

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 15:30 | 6527986 SilverMoneyBags
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Its a pennant. Tomorrow will be a down day. We probably won't see another huge down day until next week. Technicals still have some churning to do.

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 17:07 | 6528583 playdoh
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Today was Weird Wally Wednesday. Today/tomorrow we see a low from which to rally into OE.

Sometimes see a trend reversal around futures contract rollover so an interesting few days to look forward to.

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 15:48 | 6528111 mgigantic
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Its that damn pencil!!!! 

 

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 15:56 | 6528176 large_wooden_badger
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Next stop DOW 15,000, long DOG

Wed, 09/09/2015 - 23:25 | 6529902 Yohimbo
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sdow is more bang for the buck

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