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Unequivocally apologetic...

 

 

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Thu, 09/10/2015 - 15:30 | 6532421 Truther
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Bitch....

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 15:32 | 6532436 Salzburg1756
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Flattering sketch.

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 15:40 | 6532478 Creepy A. Cracker
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Perp walk the old, fat, lying, felon, wealthy-by-government jobs, bitch.

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 15:44 | 6532504 Bunghole
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Reminds me of PeeWee Herman in Nice Dreams

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddOk6kUXioA

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 15:56 | 6532598 Pool Shark
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"Look, I think they're Iranians."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2beu8dm0dQ


Thu, 09/10/2015 - 16:32 | 6532859 Four chan
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evil.

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 20:22 | 6533789 philipat
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For "CUT" read "CUNT". Lying corrupt fat dyke cunt. How could anybody even consider voting for Humpty Dumpty?

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 21:31 | 6534052 Crash Overide
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Jail her!

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 15:33 | 6532449 Beam Me Up Scotty
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She's sorry shes caught up in a mess and is struggling to get out of it.  Like any criminal, they are sorry they got caught and thats about it.

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 15:50 | 6532552 MalteseFalcon
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Remember she wants to be president and has meaningful support. She isn't alone.

Besides being a psychopath, her agenda is just loaded with pay back for white males, conservative or otherwise.  This country cannot survive an angry, crazy president whose agenda loaded with 1970s feminist clap-trap.

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 17:05 | 6533048 Hankster
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and Alinsky-ite

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 17:08 | 6533052 scrappy
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I do remember one good thing about those days ... burning their bras, and wet t-shirts got popular too! ;-)

Oops, so sorry.

/sarc

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 15:54 | 6532575 Oldballplayer
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But the Justice department said she was OK.  She could do no wrong.  Ever.

 

(I wonder if they told the FBI that?)

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 15:42 | 6532492 PlayMoney
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campaign said sheis going to be more authentic. i think starting saturday at 3:15

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 16:09 | 6532702 X_Weatherman
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Her acting coach is going to have a hell of a time with that task.

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 16:48 | 6532963 Anunnaki
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Isn't that an oxymoron? "Trying" to be authentic?

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 16:59 | 6533011 City_Of_Champyinz
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So that is when the 'spontaneity' begins...

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 22:32 | 6534296 StychoKiller
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So, smacking kittens and puppies with a meat cleaver, then?

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 15:45 | 6532516 drendebe10
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"There ain't nuthin uglier than an old white woman."  Fred Sanford, Sanford and Son

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 15:50 | 6532551 Headbanger
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And then there's Hillary...

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 16:33 | 6532870 Dick Buttkiss
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As awful a person as she is — and she is as soulless a power-whore as there is — how much worse would she be than any other candidate for Puppet of the United States?  As the Princeton/Northeastern study made clear (not that it wasn't to anybody paying attention) — http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-echochambers-27074746 — your vote doesn't count because you don't count beyond your utterly subservient role as a consumer of crony-capitalist "goods" produced at the altar of Gross Domestic Product — i.e., a measure of quantity that is entirely heedless of social well-being or the natural environment.  In fact, environmental destruction adds to GDP.

But you're going to go ahead and vote anyway, aren't you.

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 16:48 | 6532960 Money Boo Boo
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That article didn't get a lot of air time in the USSA MSM did it?? LOL

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 15:31 | 6532424 ilion
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She is a sick person, to say it politely.

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 15:33 | 6532435 angel_of_joy
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You really mean that ? Hey, what's this ? Don't you wanna fuck her anymore ? Make up your mind, man !

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 15:55 | 6532587 Oldballplayer
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Oh, he'd still fuck her.   I mean, she is not dead.

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 17:34 | 6533193 Bush Baby
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Better rub some vaporub under your nose first

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 15:33 | 6532450 Normalcy Bias
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Just another sociopath...

Washington is full of 'em!

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 15:57 | 6532602 franzpick
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Hardly: She has to be ranked among the world's top 3.

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 15:33 | 6532451 ShorTed
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C'mon, you can't change that!!  There were too many potential replies to your original post.

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 16:05 | 6532657 Cruel Aid
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I prefer twisted

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 15:31 | 6532428 angel_of_joy
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I never thought that she might be so dumb... But hey, life is full of surprises and reality beats fiction every single time.

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 15:55 | 6532585 Oldwood
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Progressives look dumb because they are seldom challenged and when they are, have no real answer. They have been lulled into complacency by their sycophant followers who give them a pass on everything. Worse case is that while they might have failed or even broken the law, it was for the good of the people...the children...or Bill.

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 15:32 | 6532437 buzzsaw99
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<-- i'm sorry i took the money

<-- i'm not sorry i took the money

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMqZ-BAjVyQ

/peewee

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 15:34 | 6532446 A_Gobshite
Thu, 09/10/2015 - 15:35 | 6532455 Two Theives and...
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Is there actual video of her saying sorry? Or is it a statement from Huma's assistant's assistant? I just don't think she does contrite.

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 15:35 | 6532457 Tsar Pointless
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She's sorry alright.

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 15:57 | 6532601 Oldwood
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I can only imagine her incredulity that anyone would even question her actions or motives. I wouldn't want to be the one facing her. She's probably had people killed for less.

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 16:19 | 6532788 XitSam
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Imagine her statement when she's arrested and forced to bow out of the campaign. 

Then imagine the hit list that she'll compile.

Fri, 09/11/2015 - 13:54 | 6536797 de3de8
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She's a sorry excuse for __________
Fill in the blank as more than one correct answer.

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 15:35 | 6532459 economessed
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I'm sorry we've become so casual about the law and who the law is applied to.  I'm sorry that we tolerate anything less than exemplary public service (with no expectation to enrich themselves) from those who serve in our government.  I'm sorry that we've allowed a lazy, complicit and oafish media to determine how we will consume important information.  I'm sorry that your husband left semen stains on an intern's dress without bothering to pick up the dry cleaning tab.  I'm sorry we don't have an extradition treaty with Venus or Mars.

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 15:35 | 6532461 ebworthen
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"What?  Like wiped it with a cloth?"

Not quite as good as the Benghazi tirade, but classic Hitlary nonetheless.

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 15:39 | 6532479 chubbar
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In truth she is fucking outraged that she is being questioned by the media instead of fawned over. She is a psychopath and it's now pretty visible even to the deniers on the left.

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 15:40 | 6532481 Chuck Knoblauch
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Still waiting for the Jeb Bush cartoons.

Zero being paid not to?

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 15:47 | 6532510 Motorhead
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You are wrong, garlic breath.  You need to tune in to that dork Colbert for that fix.

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 15:47 | 6532528 PlayMoney
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I think the Tylers forgot he was in the race. Nobody shows anything but trump on da news.

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 15:52 | 6532564 Headbanger
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Deez Nuts dude.

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 15:57 | 6532603 Chuck Knoblauch
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You think that's just an oversight?

Get real.

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 15:51 | 6532559 Bear
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Jeb Bush is a cartoon.

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 15:51 | 6532562 Zero-Hegemon
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Freaking Jeb is just gonna steal Peewee's bike, y'all know it's gonna happen sooner or later

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 16:11 | 6532708 Cruel Aid
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first time i ever saw pee wee. on carson or something... pee'd in a wall socket, boom cartoon sparks and like that... said " im never going to do that again" Hoooked!, lol oh and rundgren did his music

and yea jeb could be a character on his show

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 17:36 | 6533205 Bush Baby
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Pee Wee Herman ... coming soon in a theater near you

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 18:09 | 6533333 TongueStun
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Jeb who, loser? Is he the frontrunner?

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 15:42 | 6532491 jcdenton
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Ah, the life of pure innocence .. (and smelly diapers)

http://www.maniacworld.com/wanting-to-punch-hillary.html

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 15:44 | 6532503 Motorhead
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Fucking god-damn KURVA.  Scum is too nice a word for that scoundrel.

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 15:44 | 6532507 A Lunatic
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She would just love to get elected and make us all sorry.......

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 15:45 | 6532515 Motorhead
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In memory of Ron Brown...and...and...and....

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 15:51 | 6532555 WarPony
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oh Hillary, "you've got jail."

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 15:52 | 6532566 Zero-Hegemon
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I don't believe her...

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 15:52 | 6532569 LeBalance
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I am thinking the cartoonist missed an N in the red word.  But I could be wrong. :3

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 15:56 | 6532594 cn13
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the latest on-line betting poles for the 2016 election are quite interesting.

Hillary - 11/10

Jeb - 4/1

Trump - 13/2

 

 

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 15:59 | 6532611 Yen Cross
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   The cartoon would have been better if Ms.Cankles was dressed in an orange and white striped pantsuit.

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 15:59 | 6532613 Chuck Knoblauch
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Send your elf shit up your nazi ass.

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 16:00 | 6532622 ToSoft4Truth
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Charlie is sorry too.

 

"Are you Sorry?" Charles Manson Interviews Helter Skelter Crimes 1969 Backporch Tapes Collections

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPij_uWwODA

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 16:13 | 6532709 ChanceIs
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Take it away Brenda:

I'm Sorry Song by Brenda Lee
I'm sorry, so sorry
That I was such a fool
I didn't know
Love could be so cruel Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh
Oh, yes You tell me mistakes
Are part of being young
But that don't right
The wrong that's been done I'm sorry
(So sorry) So sorry
Please accept my apology
But love is blind
And I was too blind to see Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh
Oh, yes You tell me mistakes
Are part of being young
But that don't right
The wrong that's been done Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh
Oh, yes I'm sorry, so sorry
Please accept my apology
But love was blind
And I was too blind to see
(Sorry)

 

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 16:12 | 6532726 messymerry
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Ha ha ha ha ah, how true.  If she ends up getting elected, we can call her the "Cankle in Chief" and on a bad day, the "Crankle in Chief"...

;-D

 

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 16:22 | 6532803 Keyboard Kommando
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Fuck you Hitlery, fuck Bill and fuck your ugly Tribe marrying daughter!

Fri, 09/11/2015 - 08:56 | 6535278 Buster Cherry
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Chelsea is not Bill's daughter.

She's Webster Hubble's daughter. That's why she had to have some of her ugly surgically removed.

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 16:28 | 6532835 maplepeg
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Is Ramirez the house cartoonist for ZH? Has Ramirez ever done a single cartoon about Republicans, or does he save all his venom for Obama and Clinton? I don't mind some cartoons afflicting Obama and Clinton, but SOME balance might be nice, eh ZH? Or is that too much to ask? Maybe a cartoon or two attacking a while male might be an interesting change of pace for Ramirez and ZH?

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 17:56 | 6533290 ReactionToClose...
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Maybe a cartoon or two attacking a while male might be an interesting change of pace for Ramirez and ZH?

 

I agree with you......how come Biden gets a pass (e.g., Obama is a 'well-spoken' type of guy for his 'background', thank heavens for SEAsian 'Indians' to run all the 7-11s, at least in Delaware,......etc.)?

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 18:11 | 6533343 TongueStun
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cry cry, snivel snivel oh woe is me ZH is not a neocommunist site......

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 16:29 | 6532843 Westcoastliberal
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Call me when she's indicted.

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 18:00 | 6533299 ReactionToClose...
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now there is a 'bet'.........what might the odds of that be?  Ask Jon Corzine...he might have some insight, ya' think

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 16:40 | 6532912 Anunnaki
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Chelsea Manning got 35 years for her "crime". Petraues got a year's probabtion for his nookie lookie loo. What will Hellary get for her hundred plus security violations?....

The Presidency of the United States

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 16:46 | 6532949 Anunnaki
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Here is the timeline.

Hellary wheezes through the next six weeks. Leaking oil as her Unapprovals top 60% (It's at 55 negative now.)

Pleads the fifth before Congress on Oct. 22. Sanders pounds her in Iowa and New Hampshire.

None of that will matter b/c Hellary will win big on Super Tuesday in March.

Obama has to indict her between Iowa/New Hampshire and Super Tuesday. Then she's Road Killary

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 20:06 | 6533746 XitSam
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There's always low odds of Obama declaring himself emperor sometime before next inaguration. Would he really vacate the white house for a Clinton?  Would require a crisis (which he's been brewing since he got in office).

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 16:56 | 6533002 orangegeek
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Hilary:  I'm sorry that I am such a lying cunt.

 

US People:  Accepted.  Now fuck off for good or be put on trial and sent to jail.  Get it??

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 17:09 | 6533068 dwilso39
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I'm sorry you're not in the 1%

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 17:28 | 6533167 gcjohns1971
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Well, to be fair...

...the SOCIOPATH Party SOUNDS like it might be kind of like the SOCIALIST Party...

...If you don't know what the word means.

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 17:51 | 6533266 ReactionToClose...
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thank you for the laugh ZH (& IBD).   You forgot to add 'sorry' for ducking all the sniper fire in Bosnia or whereever..........deserved a congressional medal of honor it did

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 17:51 | 6533269 TulsaTime
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While the bankers still skate freely after the 2008 crash, and will again after the upcoming crash. We all know every pol is sorry they get caught. Not caring about this entire issue.

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 18:08 | 6533306 Goldilocks
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Like a plumber… has experience snaking a toilet.

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 18:13 | 6533352 TongueStun
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Hillary is sorry that the socialist jew FED wants a republican puppet this time so they can convince the sheeple that real change is possible through voting.

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 20:16 | 6533783 litemine
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When you are serving the last Bowl of Tomato Soup to your children to share, and you drop it. The Bowl is broken, the soup ruined.........and you say "Sorry"...............At this point.......What difference does it matter?

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 20:32 | 6533832 neilhorn
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But she is "trying to be as transparent as I can be." (actual Hillary quote)

Fri, 09/11/2015 - 02:00 | 6534715 Minburi
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Iron my shirts!

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