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What Happened At 6:12 AM This Morning?

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Anyone waking this morning will glance at US equity futures and happily note its unchanged-ness relative to weakness in Asia overnight. But behind the scenes of the last 12 hours was a total and utter farce of price discovery failure. S&P 500 e-mini futures have been halted twice (0551ET anbd 0612ET) in what one market observer exclaimed "looks like manipulation to me." So what exactly happened at 6:12am?

"unchanged"

 

As Nanex's Eric Hunsader exposes "looks like manipulation to me..."

 

It appears the "markets" are starting to run our of excess room for th evarious central bank manipulations to take place without being utterly exposed for all to see.

As Nanex notes - liquidity has disappeared...

 

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Thu, 09/10/2015 - 08:11 | 6530537 coulous
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totally broken market

physical bullion only for me !

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 08:14 | 6530542 Truther
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If you don't hold them, you don't own them.

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 08:19 | 6530561 sTls7
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Own???????????????????  

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 08:28 | 6530578 Headbanger
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6:12 is 3612 seconds after midnight

Which when divided by 86, which means "sold out"  gives us..

FORTY TWO!!

 

So there's the answer...

To Life, the Universe and Everything as well..

Meaning of "86" for the uninformed :  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/86_%28term%29

And you think I was kidding...

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 08:32 | 6530603 DeadFred
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I thought 86 meant "toss the bum out the door". At least that's how it was explained to me when was 86ed at the bar the other day. They let me walk out, thanks for that.

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 08:42 | 6530610 Headbanger
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You're not that wrong there cause according to...

"Klein's 2006 book The History and Stories of the Best Bars of New York tells the story that, when the police would very kindly call ahead before a prohibition-era raid, they'd tell the bartender to '86' his customers, meaning they should scram out the 86 Bedford door, while the police would come to the Pamela Court entrance"

Getting thrown out is close to that idea.

BTW: S&P FUTURES JUST BROKE BELOW THE SUPPORT LINE OF THE CORRECTION PATTERN STARTING AT THE AUGUST 24 MORNING LOW:

http://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-500-futures-streaming-chart

So eat your Wheaties, put on your helmet and fasten your seat belts cause this could be BLACK THURSDAY!

I need moar coffee..

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 08:45 | 6530627 negative rates
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To me it's don't worry when the Dr. farts and they then check themselves into the hospital, it's all good then. 

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 08:58 | 6530674 Divided States ...
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I think its more a lack of liquidity out there than anything else. But yes, whoever is in charge of the PPT futures trading desk should do a better job at this....its becoming blatantly obvious the entire financial markets is a gong show.

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 09:50 | 6530828 LooseLee
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Whoever is in charge of the PPT futures trading desk should be executed publicly for Fraud & Treason against humanity. There. Fixed it for you...

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 10:17 | 6530931 TeamDepends
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6x6x6 = 216 = 6:12? The Shadow knows (maniacal laughter)!!!

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 10:48 | 6531063 No.Fifth.Turning
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My Navy boot camp company in '65 was Co. 216, Hall of Fame.  That explains it, thanks.

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 09:50 | 6530829 Theosebes Goodfellow
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No worries, me hearties, SHEriff Lolly Lynch is on the trail of these rascally wrong-doers!

http://www.cnbc.com/2015/09/09/justice-department-sets-sights-on-wall-street-criminals.html

 

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 10:55 | 6531093 KnuckleDragger-X
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I'm not worried, the SEC is on the case and the basement dwelling traders will soon be caught......

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 19:55 | 6533712 Nostradalus
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I thought 86 was an agent working for CONTROL...

 

99 as well...

 

:o)

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 11:24 | 6531275 Debt-Is-Not-Money
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My favorite is "69":

69. Permissive Control Device is generally a two-position, manually-operated switch that, in one position, permits the closing of a circuit breaker, or the placing of an equipment into operation, an in the other position prevents the circuit breaker or the equipment from being operated.
Thu, 09/10/2015 - 08:30 | 6530598 Actuary
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Joe who own da chiefs? Owwwwnz, owwwwnzzz.

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 08:39 | 6530612 NoVa
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+100 for Slapshot reference

 

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 08:23 | 6530576 XAU XAG
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Who has the conch?

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 08:29 | 6530595 CrimsonAvenger
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I assume us muppets are taking the role of Piggy?

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 08:37 | 6530609 XAU XAG
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@CrimsonAvenger

 

Don't we always?

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 09:16 | 6530721 swmnguy
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Or Ned Beatty in "Deliverance."

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 10:22 | 6530949 XAU XAG
Thu, 09/10/2015 - 10:22 | 6530950 XAU XAG
Thu, 09/10/2015 - 10:50 | 6531054 J Jason Djfmam
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                                  dur

                             dur      dur

                                               dur                 dur

                                         dur

                         dur dur dur

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 10:24 | 6530951 XAU XAG
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dup

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 10:23 | 6530956 Buster Cherry
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He had the hardest part

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 10:25 | 6530964 XAU XAG
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ROTFLMAO

 

Buster Cherry!

 

or is that Cherry Buster?

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 08:56 | 6530671 Sutton
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Long physical lead over  here.

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 09:23 | 6530751 TheMadHatter
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Investing in brass and lead is the only way to go.

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 10:17 | 6530935 XAU XAG
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What Happened At 6:12 AM This Morning?

 

I had a dump..........so did many others

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 10:53 | 6531081 ThirteenthFloor
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Anyone still in the market ? Go to Las Vegas or Atlantic City at least the mafia will not give you a 1099, if you keep your winnings under the radar.

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 11:30 | 6531318 Papi_Al-Mahdi
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ortSqwDFKLE

 

This is an excellent breakdown of the Gematria (Number magik) these bastards are casting including the recent market "moves" and the upcoming date of 9/23.

 

Bitch Better Have My Money.

 

 

 

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 08:14 | 6530541 J S Bach
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Stop using the word "market".  It is all a rigged casino with unpunished banksters running the scam.  We get what we deserve as long as they go free.

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 08:27 | 6530589 Fidel Sarcastro
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Central Banks have accounts with the CME to help rig the system. There's ur answer. Surely it was the Japanese. 

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 08:14 | 6530545 Yttrium Gold Ni...
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Manipulated? What else is new?

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 08:23 | 6530572 Dubaibanker
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Manipulation..?...Nahh....not possible....;)

/s

The Govt: Your tax dollars at work! :) :) 

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 08:15 | 6530546 saints51
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Thanks Nanex for the chart porn.

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 09:31 | 6530767 thecondor
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Follow him on twitter. He post charts all day.

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 10:37 | 6531006 Amish Hacker
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If the money manager thing doesn't work out, he could sell a lot of t-shirts with full-color Nanex graphs on them.

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 08:16 | 6530548 max2205
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=÷! $@+×÷$÷÷@!!==÷#^_%_&£*£¥*_%=÷×

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 08:23 | 6530575 Bangin7GramRocks
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Damn Q-Bert!

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 08:28 | 6530592 Kilgore Trout
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I see you're a Perl programmer.

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 09:18 | 6530729 GeezerGeek
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Personally, I always preferred Ruby to Perl.

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 08:16 | 6530549 Puncher75
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Nothing to see here!!........Move along.......nothing to see here!!

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 08:18 | 6530554 apberusdisvet
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So the only traders left in the market are the PPT and the automated computer programs?

Shouldn't everyone cash out their 40lKs?

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 08:35 | 6530604 khnum
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corporate buybacks and the criminally insane(Soros et al) are still there also

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 08:45 | 6530634 Arnold
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Pension Funds and Hedgies desperate to make enough return to keep the doors open.

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 08:51 | 6530650 viahj
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the market = volatility 

volatility = trades

trades = the market

investment is for suckas

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 09:31 | 6530769 RaceToTheBottom
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Yes, Liquidity is a programming variable.

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 08:18 | 6530559 I woke up
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Their continuous interventions only serve to make people consider other alternatives which makes their situation even worse, downward spiral feedback loop

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 08:47 | 6530638 moman
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Nailed it !

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 08:19 | 6530563 Last of the Mid...
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so was the money made on the way up or down or both? You have to be in the clan to know

 

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 08:21 | 6530564 blown income
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Wow..computers turning on one another/? 

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 08:39 | 6530613 SolarSystem1932
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Yep, and one day computers will turn OFF one another...one last time.

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 10:51 | 6531075 J Jason Djfmam
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The Dragon is eating his Tail.

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 08:21 | 6530566 stant
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The words the fed fears worse than a roman does the name Hannibal . No Bid

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 08:23 | 6530573 Evan Wilson
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What Happened At 6:12 AM This Morning?

 Isn’t obvious? PPT!

 The problem is that sometimes they get a little ‘over exuberant’ and put in too many orders at once to get the price up. That early in the am they probably hadn’t had a chance for their morning coffee and do the manipulation properly so it wouldn’t be so obvious with trading halts due to imbalances they were creating.

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 09:20 | 6530734 GeezerGeek
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Just a disturbance in the Force.

Transitory.

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 08:23 | 6530574 Evan Wilson
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What Happened At 6:12 AM This Morning?

 Isn’t obvious? PPT!

 The problem is that sometimes they get a little ‘over exuberant’ and put in too many orders at once to get the price up. That early in the am they probably hadn’t had a chance for their morning coffee and do the manipulation properly so it wouldn’t be so obvious with trading halts due to imbalances they were creating.

 

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 08:24 | 6530577 RawPawg
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today may just be "The Day"...hang on,y'all

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 08:42 | 6530621 SolarSystem1932
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In my world, it is "The Day" I get an estimate for a new metal roof.

Probably around $15K in central Florida.

Sorry, I'm a bit bored.

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 08:54 | 6530659 Hubbs
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Has this price increased or decreased?

And how about a 20KvW solar powered system , repleat with MPPT charger, LiFePo4 battery bank, inverter?

 

Might be better use of money now than stawks... (or even PMs????)

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 08:56 | 6530669 RawPawg
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it never boring when you got front seats via ZH watching this epic US slide happening in real time..if you hold out just long enough you might get that new roof for just pennies on the dollar, unless it's gold plated...good luck either way.  

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 09:22 | 6530748 GeezerGeek
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I got a metal roof installed several years ago. My son noticed one fewer bars on his cell phone.

I hope it provides protection from EMP events.

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 08:26 | 6530588 blown income
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More I think , as much as computers can help, they seem to be More and more destructive

 

I am for the day to bring back a cord and rotary phone 

 

Computers are destroying society....

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 08:48 | 6530641 Arnold
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No we don,t.

 

 

--HAL

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 08:48 | 6530642 viahj
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as if society needed any help.  HAHAHA  besides, your destructive computer was used to tell us that computers are destructive.  BAN COMPUTERS, ITS FOR THE CHILDREN! you sound like a politician.  /s

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 09:01 | 6530684 Disc Jockey
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"Computers are destroying society...."

Says the guy on the internet...

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 09:31 | 6530754 wizteknet
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zv4H0tuAyLQ

Was just thinking the exact thing just a hour or two before.

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 08:28 | 6530590 Loanman26
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The plunge protection team working overtime.

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 08:57 | 6530673 MSimon
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Wait 'til they use the wrong plunger. A flush will be required.

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 08:28 | 6530593 Oldballplayer
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Hey, where is that Fat kid?  We need to beat the shit out of him before that Brits get here with their white shorts.

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 08:49 | 6530644 Takeaction2
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Don't pick on the fat kid...this will make you SMILE...watch it a couple times at impact.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isfn4OxCPQs

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 10:23 | 6530955 Bastiat
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Ouch! Looks like a broken leg.

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 11:27 | 6531298 Skiprrrdog
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The smaller kid is the lawn jockey and the fat kid is the Jewnited States

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 09:26 | 6530755 spanish inquisition
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Could be we are all Piggy, just don't know it yet.

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 10:20 | 6530943 RiverDrifter
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Bring it...my body is ready.

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 08:29 | 6530596 khnum
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maybe central bankers get windows updates when they dont want them also

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 08:36 | 6530606 SolarSystem1932
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"...starting to run our of excess room..."

out

It breaks my brain trying to figure OUT where the typo is...but, hell, your spellchecker works, so WTF.

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 10:48 | 6531061 Boxed Merlot
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run our of excess room for th evarious central bank manipulations...

I figured out out, but then I filled in nefarious for the next sp.

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 08:41 | 6530617 Seasmoke
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At this point it's just one big video game ......fantasy. 

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 08:43 | 6530626 The worst trader
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Bla bla bla, who cares anymore? It's all planed down to the milisecond.

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 08:50 | 6530645 MSimon
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They can't plan it that close. The US is about 20 milliseconds across and the world is about 100 milliseconds across. With added delays for computer relays and the speed of light in cables.

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-09-08/august-sucks-mit-quant-warns-ne...

Physics.

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 10:13 | 6530919 AlfredNeumann
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Hater

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 08:46 | 6530636 MSimon
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And to think I used to have faith in computers.

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 08:46 | 6530637 bullet
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futures rollover folks... dec. becomes front month today... still selling the sep. contract... 

game plan... scare the shit out of the fed before the weekend... get long... build enough profit into the trade that even if they raise rates Wed. you still exit with a profit...

if fed does not raise rates... epic rip 100 handle move from the bottom into next fri. quad expiration...

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 08:55 | 6530667 Arnold
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I can see the Depends  delivery van rolling into 33 Liberty St. now.

Must have a lot of stops, usually doesn't show this early.

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 09:02 | 6530689 Arnold
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Sorry, didn't mean to be insensitive there, finance guys.

Space Diapers.

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 08:50 | 6530649 SillySalesmanQu...
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Those are the few "human interventions" that make those charts look like a roller coaster gone wild...

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 08:56 | 6530653 sistersoldier
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Yes, the media consensus now is that the market swings can only be explained as computers have taken over the market and it is offcially a no man's land. You may enter at your own peril,

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 09:03 | 6530692 gmak
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A more interesting question is: If the buy orders are CBs, who is doing the big order selling? Does the post above me from Bullet answer that question?

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 09:12 | 6530709 LawsofPhysics
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The "club members" and insiders that I know in finance have been selling for quite a while now.  They have been hiding their wealth in tax shelters for quite some time now.  A good tax attorney is well worth the cost because I think we all know what is coming.  Western governments need to find a way to fund those liabilites, we all know what that means.

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 14:16 | 6530890 SSRI Junkie
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.

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 09:07 | 6530698 LawsofPhysics
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What happened?  That's easy, club members SOLD...

it really is a club folks, most of you are not in it.

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 11:34 | 6531343 Baa baa
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The nature of the "Clubs" is about to undergo a radical transformation.

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 09:17 | 6530724 chomu
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Blame Citadel

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 09:36 | 6530783 pebblewriter
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Yes, it is completely manipulated.  But, at 6:12 this morning, USDJPY ran into a falling channel line and reversed. When it did, ES did.  Simple as that. 

http://pebblewriter.com/update-on-usdjpy-sep-10-2015/

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 09:43 | 6530798 AlfredNeumann
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At 6:12 AM I was taking a shit.

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 09:56 | 6530849 Bit Coin Hacker
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My train was time-did I miss sumpin'?

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 10:16 | 6530928 orangegeek
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bangin' the wife hard!

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 10:40 | 6531022 Soul Glow
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Kevin Henry don't need no stinking price discovery!

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 10:48 | 6531059 The Shodge
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I don't know about you, but I took a shit at 6:12 AM this morning

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 10:54 | 6531084 J Jason Djfmam
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Talk about synchronised shitting!

Thu, 09/10/2015 - 13:23 | 6531802 SweetDoug
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What's interesting is that anyone listening to radio with the every-hour-on-the-hour-or-whenever business update, the muppets and the retail crowd, didn't hear a word of this.

 

Gee… Whad'a saprise!?!

 

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