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Edit: A minor improvement over the previous (Iran) post.
Who cares!!! I just paid off my mortgage AND put in a cash offer on 6 acres of relatively flat pastureland with a creek and a 5 year old 1000 sf commercial block building in mexican free WV!!!!!!WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO gonna get me sum moar beefusesses
Walk, do not run to the neartest exit taking only your hookers and blow
This sounds about right to me, but the NSA has backed up everything since Adam,
so Hellstheproblem?
Bought 5 acres last yr 1500 bucks . Shit ya not , only guy who showed up st the auction. Sitting here as I type cooking ribs and beans on the front porch of the small cabin we put up this spring it ove looks a small river . Deer were drinking out of it few min ago
6.) BTFD
7.) disregard any talk of a FED rate hike due to the fact that Caitlyn Jenner has more balls than Mr. Yellen will ever have.
Soo going back to step 3, how loose should the tie be and will it impact the extent of how impressed the HR department at the firm applying to will be?
Also on step 4, how far are you required to bend over if you have scoliosis?....
6 attach your deep state groin guard to your diesel generator
I think they can just skip striaight to #5
#6 - choose a window to jump out of
6. DIE BITCHEZ
The whole exchange IS a cyber attack......
For the next crash,
people should check out the contagion plans they had in store in 2008.
Tanks would be in the streets
Shops would be taken over by police forces to ration food from day 1
all cards where to be blocked
....
there's a entire backupplan ready.
And the next one will be even better then the 2008 plan.
So if we see a 20% crash, just stop what you're doing
get in your car
and buy as mush of fresh food as you can, you'll only have till the next morning before the crowd starts to wake up and do the same.
But in a few hours, you can load up on a few truckloads of food and water.
I've got 10K in cash ready just for that part.
Do you have 38 €0,50 coins for the shopping carts?
Cyber attack. It's why there will never be a cashless society.
It's ok, it's ok...I locked myself in my Faraday cage, I've got my silver and my guns next to me, and I'm munching on a dark chocolate bar with nuts.....it don't get no better than this!
Oooops! I gotta go poop....
all US exchanges are backed by the full faith and credit of the united states. Please total any damages and they will be refunded in a timely fashion.
"Cyber attack upon an exchange"
But isn't that what HFT does pretty much 24/7?
I'm so confused.
6. Jump You Fucker!
6. Place your online order for nail gun at Home Depot for in-store pickup.
I plan to shit in a plastic cup. I haven't worked out the details of this plan.
Odd plan but prolly as good as any other. Try Googling "the making of 2 girls, one cup". Maybe they show how it's done?
6. Open window and jump.