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The Tortoise? Or The Hair?

Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/14/2015 17:45 -0400

Maybe it is 'different' this time...

Source: Townhall.com

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Mon, 09/14/2015 - 17:47 | 6548281 Arthur Schopenhauer

Woody Guthrie~ All You Fascists Bound To Lose

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwcKwGS7OSQ

Mon, 09/14/2015 - 17:52 | 6548305 SickDollar

fuck both of them , actually I extend that to all the the candidates from both blue/red team

Mon, 09/14/2015 - 18:06 | 6548359 TongueStun

I normally vote for the candidate that the socialist jew media attacks the most, or in the primaries for the guy they completely ignore.

Mon, 09/14/2015 - 18:07 | 6548361 SickDollar

+100

good point

Mon, 09/14/2015 - 18:45 | 6548494 TongueStun

The cartoonist should have put a family of Guats riding in on Bush's shell.....

Mon, 09/14/2015 - 19:53 | 6548692 toady

Hair?

Mon, 09/14/2015 - 21:51 | 6548991 Prophet of Rage

Absolutely. I am no fan of Trump, but if ALL the other candidates AND the media are attacking him, there must be something to him.

Tue, 09/15/2015 - 00:49 | 6549432 manofthenorth

Maybe shit will be so fucked up by next year they will just call off the whole election farce.

Tue, 09/15/2015 - 01:44 | 6549498 Prophet of Rage

Considering that the president is already chosen, I don't think so. Have to go through the motions. Have to give the proles the illusion of democracy.

Mon, 09/14/2015 - 18:42 | 6548484 drendebe10

... the country needs another bush as much as it needs another term of the illegal indonesian kenyan alien muslim fudgepakcer...

Mon, 09/14/2015 - 20:58 | 6548826 Pure Evil

So, I guess that means we get Hillary. :o(

Mon, 09/14/2015 - 21:11 | 6548874 ThirteenthFloor

No....he say either way we lose. No way out now.

Mon, 09/14/2015 - 19:06 | 6548548 JuliaS

You look down and see a tortoise. It's crawling toward you... You reach down and flip the tortoise over on its back.

The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over. But it can't. Not with out your help. But you're not helping.

Mon, 09/14/2015 - 19:57 | 6548702 toady

Is that supposed to illicit an emotional response?

Mon, 09/14/2015 - 20:51 | 6548804 EINSILVERGUY

Why is that Leon?

Mon, 09/14/2015 - 21:10 | 6548868 ThirteenthFloor

Julia -> +1. He say you brade runner.

Mon, 09/14/2015 - 21:53 | 6548998 Prophet of Rage

If bush is supposed to be the tortoise, then leave the motherfucker upside down and let him bake in the sun!

Mon, 09/14/2015 - 17:48 | 6548282 PacOps

Hair by a mile.

Mon, 09/14/2015 - 18:35 | 6548455 HowdyDoody

The hair reminds me of something

Momma and Poppa Trump see the Trumpster for the first time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRvL11JdNBE

Mon, 09/14/2015 - 17:49 | 6548289 Chuck Knoblauch

This could be Zero's first Jeb cartoon!

amazing

Mon, 09/14/2015 - 17:55 | 6548317 Tenshin Headache

and just like Jeb, it's not even amusing

Mon, 09/14/2015 - 17:51 | 6548295 Fukushima Fricassee

I thought Bush withdrew already.

Mon, 09/14/2015 - 17:55 | 6548318 A Lunatic

Yeah, now here cums the money shot......

Mon, 09/14/2015 - 18:04 | 6548352 kaiserhoff

That was just his staff;)

Mon, 09/14/2015 - 17:51 | 6548296 RopeADope

I thought Rubio was the tortoise.

Mon, 09/14/2015 - 18:11 | 6548379 Crisismode

Rubio is the chameleon.

Mon, 09/14/2015 - 17:57 | 6548324 bullet

Broadcast networks and media created a reality show nation... and are shocked that a reality show type candidate is leading...

Mon, 09/14/2015 - 17:58 | 6548331 Sleepless Knight

I will never vote for another bush or Clinton. I'd rather try to sandpaper a Bobcats ass in a phone booth.

Mon, 09/14/2015 - 18:04 | 6548353 holmes

what's a phone booth?

Mon, 09/14/2015 - 18:07 | 6548362 kaiserhoff

Where superman changes clothes.

Don't you know nothin'?

Mon, 09/14/2015 - 18:08 | 6548368 TongueStun

http://www.npr.org/sections/alltechconsidered/2013/10/08/218976699/enter-the-quiet-zone-where-cell-service-wi-fi-are-banned

They still have them....

Mon, 09/14/2015 - 18:06 | 6548358 kaiserhoff

Why do I think some fool will try that,

and put the results on youtube?

Mon, 09/14/2015 - 19:40 | 6548570 HopefulCynical

I will never vote for another bush or Clinton. I'd rather try to sandpaper a Bobcats ass in a phone booth.

I had to log in just to upvote this. Not only do I wholeheartedly agree, but it literally made me LOL. I am adding this one to my repertoire, for sure.

Funny stuff.

Tue, 09/15/2015 - 07:00 | 6549743 wolfnipplechips

I'll second those sentiments. I'm still chuckling the more I think about that comment. Up vote for me, as well.

Mon, 09/14/2015 - 18:00 | 6548337 davidalan1

He unabashedly takes and answers questions, thats a start in my book. Cant stand when a politician is asked a simple question that they NEVER answer. Fuck that sheeeit. Tired of it

Mon, 09/14/2015 - 18:04 | 6548339 EBT excepted

hair tuday, gone tommorree...

sorry 'bout dat Jebito...oh, by da way, it be rude to speak d'spanish in da mix company...yeah, you done let a illitrate slang languige replace d'englash...jus' like dey doin' in d' cali' forna...

y'all coulda been nigrow rich...hunned dollah beel, 'n' a gold toof...

Mon, 09/14/2015 - 18:17 | 6548398 Crisismode

You are an utter idiot.

But even worse,

a pathetic excuse for a troll.

Mon, 09/14/2015 - 18:13 | 6548384 EBT excepted

it just a joke yeah, I'da vot fo' d'Hair if'n he get d'nominee...

Mon, 09/14/2015 - 18:18 | 6548402 Crisismode

Pathetic troll.

Mon, 09/14/2015 - 18:17 | 6548400 Oldwood

At this point I would rather laugh than cry.

Trump is bound to porvide more laughs than Bush, but of course we have been laughing at Bushes for years.

Mon, 09/14/2015 - 18:41 | 6548476 o r c k

Oh hair now !!

Mon, 09/14/2015 - 18:45 | 6548493 averros

Tortureoise.

Mon, 09/14/2015 - 19:20 | 6548598 RaceToTheBottom

""Donaldo, Donaldo, let down your hair, so that I may climb the golden stair.

The Tortoise? Or The Hair?

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