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Chelsea Clinton "Surprised" That Not Everyone Loves Her Mom
It’s no secret that Hillary Clinton is slipping in the polls.
In the lead up to her campaign, the idea that the former First Lady might not get the Democratic nomination was virtually unthinkable and indeed, some were already characterizing the 2016 election as a kind of “coronation” for another member of America’s political aristocracy (or perhaps “oligarchy” is the better term).
All of that started to change when Clinton’s e-mail scandal began to slide the wrong way along the “joke-FBI investigation” continuum and now, voters are rapidly becoming disillusioned, as Clinton’s quick wit when asked about the scandal is overshadowed by a perceptible air of cynicism and condescension. Throw in a radical socialist who is inexplicably adept at drawing huge crowds, and a juggernaut billionaire who stormed out of a reality TV show to lead the GOP field and it now appears as though the most liked Democratic candidate (Joe Biden) isn’t even running yet.
But not everyone has turned their back on Clinton, as the following from AP makes clear:
Chelsea Clinton said Tuesday it's surprising to hear that her mom is slipping in the polls because she's "my hero."
The young Clinton, who has a daughter of her own, says she believes that as more Americans get a chance to hear from Hillary Rodham Clinton, they will understand "why I believe so strongly that she would make a great president."
Despite a big fundraising advantage and a slew of endorsements from party leaders, Hillary Clinton's standing with voters has slipped — multiple polls show a majority of Americans don't find her honest and trustworthy. Chelsea Clinton was asked about those polls on NBC's "Today" show.
"I'm not a pundit. I'm a daughter," Chelsea Clinton said. "And I love and admire my mom."
When asked what Hillary is like as a grandmother, Chelsea Clinton said her mom is always game for singing "The Wheels on the Bus" to baby Charlotte.
Well forgive us, but while Hillary is “singing The Wheels on the Bus to baby Charlotte,” the wheels on the campaign bus are coming off.
Fortunately, Chelsea has a best friend whose father may be able to give the Clintons some advice on how to boost Hillary’s poll numbers:

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Fish, gun, meet barrel.
Chelsea is one ugly dude.
I hear Chelsea calls the Secret service "Pigs"
HAHA...Take a bullet for those royals....
Hey Chelsea, I think she's c***. Her mom treats them worse.
And oh yeah, Bill isn't your dad (http://radaronline.com/exclusives/2014/06/bill-clinton-hillary-chelsea-p...), but he is a serial rapist and pedophile. http://www.naturalnews.com/051170_Bill_Clinton_Jeffrey_Epstein_sexual_mi...
If Natural News said it was sunny, I'd take an umbrella outside. That POS site is like Gartman. Do the opposite of what it says at all times and you'll be OK.
I can tell you took the time to read their cited material. I have about a dzoen otehr links of him being a serial rapist and pedophile. Which source do you approve of?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2584309/Bill-Clinton-identified-...
Yeah common knowledge. Don't get bogged down arguing with a blind follower of the Neocon's in Democrat clothing known as the Clinton's.
What's up with her mouth?
Mouth? Look at the throat!
Sucked too many... lollipops? Now stuck in her throat.
Looks like she's sporting an Adam's Apple in that picture
Yikes!
HOLY BARF BAGS BATMAN!
I thought that Olympic runner guy said he wanted to be called "Caitlyn", not "Chelsie".
Normally I would say:" But she may have inner beauties."
But I know her parents.
Who's the chick next to Caitlyn?
Her father, Web Hubbell, is much more likeable than her mother.
I'd think her hero would be Webb Hubble
I think her father would be Webb Hubbel
Maybe her father is Frank Marshall Davis? She and Obama are bro & sis?!?
Official Memo to Chelsea:
The last time there was a Clinton, followed by a Bush, in the Oval Office (hint for you to make an oval with your stoopid butt-ugly mouth) America was visited upon with the attacks of 9/11.
We don't want another 9/11, you stoopid effing bitch!
Got that?
Now go and suck off the McKinsey crowd . . .
Hitlary sings to baby Charlotte....... The wheels on the bus have fallen offfff, fallen offfff, fallen offfff. Wheels on the bus have faen offff, as i go to jaaiiilllllll.
WTF? Is this People? I navigated to Zerohedge.
At least she's somebody's hero. Wish the Klinton's would go away along with that other family.
chelsea just needs to realize not everyone's a carpet munching sycophant.
then it'll all make sense.
Carpet munching gives you cancer. #LoveWins
Really? Does this kind of pathetic shit really belong on Zero Hedge?
Come on...
It's important for the investment public.
/s
With respect I say, take your skirt off. We all need a little comic relief amidst the torrent of doom porn here. Consider it a nice little ditty played on the deck of the Titanic as the furniture slides by.
This is right up Zero Hedge's alley. Covering the foibles of our oligarchic masters. It's so bad for Medusa that she has to pull her ugly daughter in to defend her mom who sees the White House getting farther and farther away
God, that is one ugly bitch. Horse meet face...
Kerry has finally met his match!
No worries Chelsey, no need to be suprised, people hate you and your scumbag Dad too.
Wait til she finds out how many find her attractive...
Who cares? Irrelevant click bait garbage like this on the Hedge annoys the crap out of me.
Have to strongly disagree
My favorite Hedge stories
1. Clinton unravelling
2. Putin making Peace Prize and Lurch Kerry whine
3. Ukrainian oligarchs getting their shit kicked by Russian miners and industrial workers
Webster's little girl is a dog.
Her mom is a criminal deserving of punishment.
Not her alone, of course.
Webb is no fashion model.
Who is in the photo with Chelsea?
I don't read People Magazine so I have no idea.
Who is in the photo with Chelsea?
I don't read People Magazine so I have no idea.
A brown nosed horse.
It's Trump's daughter, Ivana..?
Trump's spawn.
Google image search will tell you all.
.... meh
Chelsea can't understand it because she believes in "Dynastic Entitlement" and wants to run for president against George Prescott Bush in 2020!!
I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Chelsea Clinton, thank God!!!!
Inbreeding damages brains.
I'm sure their secret service detail begs to differ with Piglet Clinton's assessment of her Sow for a mother.
Chelsea is a kept horse in the bankers stable, once Hillary loses the nomination she will be taken to the glue factory. Her mother has become a lighting rod.
Not everyone is a NYC Liberal DRONE Chelsey.
Larry Nichols would disagree with Webster's little bastard.
Larry has a lot to say about the crime family.
There are many of these families around the globe.
Just as bad as anything you've seen on the idiot box.
If you don't believe that, the discussion is done.
She is clearly an idiot.
When I was in college, my Dad was a selectman in the little town he grew up in.
Even I knew he was a pain in the ass. Thirty years later, I still run into people who say, "Oh, he was your Dad........" and it tails off to silence.
Chelsea must have no self awareness.
Well, probably that and the crabs!
Isn't she the one married to that son of a GS felon?
big shout out for a mid morning amusement spot. can we put her in a paint ball tank and take real shots?
Chelsea,
Maybe you should.do some.research on the.women your mother terrorized after her husband raped them.
I refrain from calling Bill Clinton your.daddy because that honor belongs to Webster Hubble, of.the Rose Law Firm.
Who is Linda O'Donnell?
Hilda is a bull queer.
Poor Linda raped by a bull queer.
Amazing that both those sluts married Tribe members. What are the odds ????
Free Francis Sawyer.
Increasing the potency of their reptilian venom.
THIS JUST IN: SOMEONE LIKES HER MOTHER - FILM AT 11
Really, people? This is news? Don't any of you like your own moms?
The media is a whore.
what
Web -- you there...?
Is Vince Foster Chelsea's real dad?
She wishes.....
No. Webster Hubbell is. Chelsia had plastic surgery to hide that FUCKING-fact...
I think they were hysterically laughing 'cause they were reminiscing about the Paulson/Rubin/Geithner joke that was just sooo funny. Uncontrollable laughing accentuates innate ugliness in some (people).
May I be the first to congratulate you Yanks with your former president's daughter? She really is a sparkling star in your liberal firmament. Bless her little wooden head. I hope she'll never be at "the" button - what with all your dynasties - because I have three kids over here in Europe I would like to keep safe from any harm.
Unfortunately, the little people are below the law.
Your mom's a Cunt and you're the Bastard child of Webster Hubbell. Now go away. Nobody gives a Shit about your opinion...
such a big smile like a real horse!
The last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.
-- Rodney Dangerfield (Caddyshack)
Hey Chels, I was just wondering, how many of your siblings did your "mom" abort?
EYE BLEACH!
I understand the article. But why does it finish with a picture of two ugly transexuals?
Photo gives impression that Charlie, oops, Chelsea just showed Ivanka it's dick.
Even for a dude, this pig is fugly!!!
Oh damn Chelsea...if I had only known your mom was your "hero". Hey twit - I already knew that and I'm still NOT voting for her.
And if Billary can't win the Dem thing, then Billary has her bases covered by running the Repubs with Donald.
ALL ONE BIG FAT FUCKING PARTY!!!
hideousness runs in the family
Chelsea, everyone would love your mother if she'd simply fuck off.
That's what happens when you use a turkey baster to get pregnant!
LOL
Good one.
Who were the donors?
God's judgment in NYC will hurt the blind.
Where is Jeb's coke addicted half-breed?
William Jefferson Clinton is actually a Rockefeller Descendent... Google that little nugget....
I think Mrs Clinton must of fallen down the stairs or taken thalidomide by mistake during her pregnancy.
"The wheels on the bus FALL OFF, OFF OFF...OFF, OFF, OFF..."
*Clinton version.
I feel sorry for the guy that landed that large-mouthed 'Land Bass'.
Can someone develop a C.Clinton ArticleBlock please.
That pic looks like some kind of awful before and after - maybe a "Don't do meth" campaign, or do not fall in an ugly tree. You can almost see the little red dots all over Chelsea, where folk been poking her with a 10 foot pole.
The older she gets, the more she looks like Webb Hubbel
Chelsea married the son of a Conservative Jewish Congressman and convicted fraudster Edward Mezvinsky and Jewish Congresswoman Marjorie Margolies-Mezvinsky.
Marc Mezvinsky is an investment banker who worked for Goldman Sachs, but now works for 3G Capital Management.
The I's are dotted and the T's are crossed.
Arranged marriage for sure. Got to keep graft/nepotism/bribery/corruption/unscrupulousness/influence peddling in the family.
Chelsea Clinton Should Not Be "Surprised" That Everyone Despises Her Whole FamilyReporter: My, my that's a rather large Adams apple you've got there Chelsea.
Chelsea: 45% of America still will vote for my Mom after Benghazi and Email gate, these suckers still think I was born a chic
Reporter and Chelsea: ahahahahaahahhaahahaahaahahaahahahahhaahahaahahahahahahaajajajaahajjaahahaahhahahahahaahhahaahhahahhahaahahaahahahahhahaahahaahahaahahahhaahhah ha
I've seen better looking sea monsters.
OMG that picture wiped my email server!
They look as if they should both be running in the 6:30 at Saratoga
Maybe as part of the planned spontaneous, HRC will Sing "The Wheels on the bus" to a hand picked audience.
Its hard to believe your own mother is evil lol even when you know deep down that its true.
Who's the good looking chick next to the ugly Clinton broad?
Lay off of Chelsea, poor girl has spent most of her life living in Gov housing
i thought i was looking at sara jessica parker for a minute.
Look at those feckin' choppers... Chelsea could eat an apple thru a tennis racket .....
Fuck you Chelsea and the bitch you rode out of!
DIAF
God she's s troll.
webb hubbell ,, meet ,, Hilary Clinton, I have heard they have a tendancy to breed too close to home but to breed Hillary, well, that isnt even near the house,, yikes. If that is not Webb Hubbells daughter, I still believe oral sex means you talk while you're doing it. Good day all, always keep one eye on your bobber.
It's like a before and after picture (or after and before).
I was going to mention Webb Hubbell -but I see about 14 other people beat me to it.
I was going to mention fugly... but the worlds population beat me to it.
Well, what did you expect? I never did hear Anybody attribute this Bimbo Any Brains!
The wheels on the bus, go round and round.
The money on the table goes in my pocket, in my pocket, in my pocket. Bill, get out there and make some speeches! Someone please do us all a favour and turn out the lights on Hilliarious and Co. The world would be a much happier place. Reset. Thank you.
her face is a can of smashed assholes. and shes got a fucking ADAMS APPLE! your mom eats rotten pussy and your dad stole tonnes of gold from his own country. and they're both responsible for dead bodies around the globe. cunts
I would eat Huma's hummus but I agree on the rest of your comment
Swear on my mother's eyes, I don't have a clue who the other chick is in that pic.
Guess I'm an out-of-touch, gun-toting 'Merican.
That is Ivanka Trump. Have a treat -
https://www.google.com/search?q=ivanka+trump&biw=1366&bih=622&source=lnm...
Well, I think this is just the Hillary campaign's attempt to disprove the rumor that NO ONE likes Hillary.
Chelsea still likes her.
So there. NYAH!
Everyone one knows that Chelsea's mom ... she's got it going on:
https://youtu.be/SrEmQk3u88U
Note to Hillary: The wheels on your bus are falling off.
Do us all a favor Chelsea and keep your lips firmly wrapped around your banker hubbie's cock so we don't have to listen to your goddamned wisdom.
That woman should never EVER stand next to Ivanka Trump! Yikes!!!
Imagine waking up next to that, with hair all in the air
I think she'll find the wheels on the bus are about to come off.
There aren't enough paper bags on the the entire planet.
"All the Jewish bankers love Hilary", said her Jewsih banker husband.