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North Korea Restarts Nuclear Complex, May Nuke US "At Any Time" For "Mischievous Behavior"

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Late last month, things got tense in the Korean Peninsula after an argument over a DMZ loudspeaker spiraled out of control. After two South Korean soldiers were wounded by North Korean landmines, the South began blasting propaganda messages over giant speakers on the border. When the North took a shot at one of the speakers, the South returned fire, providing Kim Jong Un with an opportunity to remind the world that he exists (something he is forced to do every now and again when geopolitical realities conspire to relegate the North Korean “menace” to the backburner). 

That conflict came on the heels of a hilarious declaration by Pyongyang that the North was prepared to invade the US mainland in retaliation for joint military drills Washington was set to carry out with the South. As part of the planned invasion, Kim said the North was prepared to use “weapons unknown to the world.”

Well, the world may just get a look at one of these heretofore "unknown" weapons on October 10, which marks the 70th anniversary of the foundation of North Korea's ruling Workers’ Party. Kim reportedly plans to celebrate the milestone by launching an long-range ballistic missile. 

But that’s not all. 

The North’s atomic agency now says that Pyongyang has made good on its promise to restart its main Yongbyon nuclear complex, shut down since 2007. Here are some Yongbyon bullets from BBC:

  • North Korea's main nuclear facility, believed to have manufactured material for previous nuclear tests
  • Reactor shut down in July 2007 as part of a disarmament-for-aid deal
  • International inspectors banned in April 2009 when North Korea pulled out of disarmament talks
  • A uranium enrichment facility was revealed in 2010. An American nuclear scientist said centrifuges appeared to be primarily for civilian nuclear power, but could be converted to produce highly enriched uranium bomb fuel
  • Reactor restarted in 2013, the same year North Korea conducted a nuclear test. Became dormant in August 2014
  • Experts believe that reactor could make one bomb's worth of plutonium per year
  • Nuclear test based on uranium device would be harder to monitor than plutonium

The North’s "mighty" nuclear arsenal has been improved in “both quality and quantity as required by the prevailing situation,” the agency’s director said on Monday, adding that the North may use its nukes against the US “at any time.”

And because, when it comes to North Korea, even we have a difficult time enhancing the comedic value of the government’s rhetoric, we present the following declaration from Pyongyang with no further comment:

"If the U.S. and other hostile forces persistently seek their reckless hostile policy towards the DPRK and behave mischievously, the DPRK is fully ready to cope with them with nuclear weapons any time.”

 


 

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Tue, 09/15/2015 - 11:06 | 6550598 fromthinair
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Yup, we are getting there... slow and steady

ZH, here is the general theory of inflation. Do you know the answer to the critical question?

http://just-a-thought-from-thinair.blogspot.com/

http://just-a-thought-from-thinair.blogspot.com/2015/09/the-general-theo...

Tue, 09/15/2015 - 11:22 | 6550673 sam i am
Tue, 09/15/2015 - 11:24 | 6550682 Takeaction2
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Hey Kim Prickwang...or whatever the fuck your name is.  Go fuck yourself.   I am for a strong military....and this is why.  Our military should not be used to "Bring Democracy" to other countries unwaranted.  Our military is to wipe wangs like this off the planet.  I think if this wang really had something...a SEAL team would be in and out undetected in a matter of hours.  Job done.

Tue, 09/15/2015 - 11:39 | 6550772 Bunghole
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Is that you Darth Chaney, or one of your PNAC sycophants?

Please take advantage of the free vasectomies provided in Obamacare.  

We dont need more assclowns like yourself on this planet.

 

Tue, 09/15/2015 - 12:32 | 6551094 cornflakesdisease
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The penis is small with this one.

Tue, 09/15/2015 - 11:08 | 6550609 _ConanTheLibert...
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Just do it! We nuked some folks.

Tue, 09/15/2015 - 11:14 | 6550624 Bunghole
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Good.

DC and NYC first, please.

I want to see Lil Kim riding an ICBM Slim Pickens style.

Tue, 09/15/2015 - 11:15 | 6550643 TeamDepends
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Why isn't Rodman on Air Force One right now bound for Pyongyang to do Kerry's job?

Tue, 09/15/2015 - 11:08 | 6550610 bigdumbnugly
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"Mischievous Behavior"

 

whew... no sweat then.

Our behavior is balls to the walls criminal.

Mischievous is for kids.

Tue, 09/15/2015 - 11:34 | 6550742 Ignatius
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If I were heavily invested in the MIC and had a deranged turn of mind I'd pay NK for headlines like this.

Tue, 09/15/2015 - 11:09 | 6550616 q99x2
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They couldn't hit a target as big as the North American Continent unless of course China helped them.

Tue, 09/15/2015 - 11:17 | 6550638 Zero-Hegemon
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North Korea is China's barking dog. They feign surprise at it's antics when the world is watching, but always have their hands on the chain. If NK were ever allowed to take a dump on someone else's soil (i.e., Japan, US, SK), China would simply exclaim in chinese "Who's dog is that?", before suggest it would look much better deep fried.

Tue, 09/15/2015 - 11:09 | 6550618 Zero-Hegemon
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The beatings will continue until morale improves

Tue, 09/15/2015 - 11:10 | 6550623 Diplodicus Rex
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They should not be using g@@gle translate for official government broadcasts. It demonstrates a certain lack of credibility.

Tue, 09/15/2015 - 11:13 | 6550637 Bunghole
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My guess is the BBC used Google translate.

Tue, 09/15/2015 - 11:48 | 6550816 RopeADope
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Oh you, stop being so mischievous.

Tue, 09/15/2015 - 11:11 | 6550627 LawsofPhysics
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LOL! just LOL!

Tue, 09/15/2015 - 11:13 | 6550629 Chuck Knoblauch
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Who gave North Korea the bomb?

The United States.

His guard was trained in the US too.

So, he's not safe.

Tue, 09/15/2015 - 11:27 | 6550698 Zero-Hegemon
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There has been some suggestive discussion that the NK nuke facility was originally constructed in secrecy going as far back as the Japanese occupation in WWII, when Germany was sharing their nuclear and other technology with the Japanese. This of course was when it was just "Korea". It was supposed to be a very similar type secret facility the Germans dug under the Southern Bavarian mountains, I believe. The most startling revelation I found in all of this was the suggestion that the Korean War was not simply about fighting the spread of communism, but really about the US securing this facility from the Russians and everyone else, and that McArthur was really fired for failing in this mission. IMO, anything is possible when you add the magic of government secrecy.

Found here:

http://www.amazon.com/Reich-Black-Sun-Secret-Weapons-ebook/dp/B00F55BWBG...

Tue, 09/15/2015 - 11:32 | 6550730 Chuck Knoblauch
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Follow the money.

Tue, 09/15/2015 - 11:34 | 6550740 Element
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"... WWII, when Germany was sharing their nuclear and other technology with the Japanese. ..."

Member for
    3 weeks 23 hours

 
 
You're a troll and a moron.

Tue, 09/15/2015 - 12:18 | 6550996 therover
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'Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor ? Hell no !' - Bluto from Animal House.

Tue, 09/15/2015 - 13:28 | 6551381 Zero-Hegemon
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Changed my handle, so what? My old handle is referenced in my profile to placate "time served" @sshats like yourself. Temple of Sphyrix, this is not, so stop pretending like your the guardian of the fucking zero hedge galaxy.

BTW, I provided a link to the book for your enjoyment. Hope you can read small print.

oh, and

FUCK YOUR SISTER ON SUNDAY ;-)

Tue, 09/15/2015 - 13:54 | 6551456 Element
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Yeah, total bullshit.

Exhibit 1

" ... Arguing that Nazi Germany actually won the race for the atom bomb in late 1944, Reich of the Black Sun then goes on to explore the even more secretive research the Nazis were conducting into the occult, alternative physics and new energy sources. The book concludes with a fresh look at the "Nazi Legend" of the UFO mystery by examining the Roswell Majestic-12 documents and the Kecksburg crash in the light of parallels with some of the super-secret black projects being run by the SS. Reich of the Black Sun is must-reading for the researcher interested in alternative history, science, or UFOs!"

---

You are a troll dickhead mate. You can pretend you are a regular but you definitely are a troll dickhead.

It looks to me like you are one of those totally shit moron fraud authors who are currently trying to flog a book full of utter shit over the internet.

Tue, 09/15/2015 - 14:01 | 6551559 Zero-Hegemon
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Bravo! You read the extract from amazon! You must know the contents of the book inside and out now, neat trick!

The Germans did share technology with Japan, and they were involved in nuclear research. No relation to the author in anyway, just found his IDEAS regarding the research that he did with respect to the amount of cover up POST WWII to be very intriguing. And I could care less about all that UFO shit, I skipped that part.

I see that your public schooling-induced normal bias is very healthy, indeed. Ideas can be such scary things!

Something I said?

Tue, 09/15/2015 - 14:05 | 6551621 Zero-Hegemon
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"You can pretend you are a regular but you definitely are a troll dickhead."

"I AM ELEMENT, PROTECTOR OF ALL THINGS REGULAR! HEAR ME WHINE ABOUT SCARY IDEAS THAT SCARE ME"

Tue, 09/15/2015 - 15:20 | 6552032 Element
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You are a bullshiter spreading pure bullshit to anyone dumb enough to listen. False ideas that are bullshit are the work of deceivers, and you are a deceiver promoting your deceits.

It isn't complex arsehole.

Tue, 09/15/2015 - 16:38 | 6552410 Zero-Hegemon
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Holy shit, why didn't you say you worshipped at the Ministry of Truth? Sorry, my bad. Hope you weren't deceived too badly! +1 for using the word "deceit" and its derivatives three times in one sentence. Finding deceit, killing it wherever you go! North Korean history is obviously a hot button issue for you, OK then.

I presented a theory, an idea, nothing more. You must be pretty thin skinned to be so threatened by A FUCKING THEORY. Stick to your public schooling history narrative and leave the critical thinking to others who might question the official narrative written by the victors. They may be right or wrong, who knows, but at least their minds are FUCKING OPEN to IDEAS.

You're right, it's not complex for simple minds, but congratulations for you!

/slow clap

Wed, 09/16/2015 - 07:28 | 6554452 Element
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"I presented a theory, an idea, nothing more."

No you didn't arsehole, you tried to farcically pretend you presented a 'scientific' 'theory' - total bullcrap.

You presented bullshit, and only bullshit and it is perfectly clear that it is pure bullshit from beginning to end. You are wretched little con man, a troll, and a completely shameless brazen liar and bullshitter. You contributed nothing at all, you lie and deceive people, and that is all you do.

This is not even slightly complicated, and there are no mitigating or redeeming features to your behavior whatsoever, you are a wretched little scumbag seeking to cause harm to people via deliberate misguidance. You are the sort of lowlife vermin who would dig a hole for others to fall into and laugh at them when they did and try to steal all their money under false pretenses of helping them out of the damage which you caused them.

That is exactly the sort of vile person you are.

Wed, 09/16/2015 - 13:22 | 6556041 Zero-Hegemon
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You're a paranoid fuck.

And a "scientific theory" is still a theory, though I don't see what was so "scientific" about speculating what MacArthur's real objective was in North Korea, or with regard to Japan's nuclear program.

The link below doesn't confirm or disprove anything, other than there is a THEORY that perhaps the Japanese nuclear program in WWII was further along than thought, or allowed to be known. Whether or not MacArthur was tasked with capturing the facility for that reason is a matter of SPECULATION. Should I write that slower? S-P-E-C-U-L-A-T-I-O-N.

Oh, and you'll be glad there is no mention of any UFOs. I know you're sensitive to that stuff.

http://www.worldwar-two.net/events/japanese_nuclear_weapons_program/ (not affiliated in any way!)

BTW, you are in a hole, a deep dark pit. But I have my own money, thank you. And minds are like parachutes, ponder that for a second.

Wed, 09/16/2015 - 22:18 | 6558744 Element
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Not following your dismal links pal, you're clearly a hopeless crackpot.

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 09:44 | 6559983 Zero-Hegemon
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Crackpot or not, you swung first pal, and you can't finish it. But at least your government loves you and would never lie to you. Sleep soundly.

Tue, 09/15/2015 - 11:12 | 6550630 localspaced
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This is just Korean for: please send more food before winter.

Tue, 09/15/2015 - 11:12 | 6550631 antonina2
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AND that's why you don't F-around with countires that could potentially have nut job dictators at the helm!  Yet, we keep on doing it like it's our job or something.  Do we realy not understand the concept that the more people you piss off, the more people you will have to deal with in the long run?  Gawd, we are so STUPID!

Tue, 09/15/2015 - 11:20 | 6550668 MsCreant
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Sung to the tune of Pretty Woman:

Little Hitler, walking down the street

Little Hitler, the kind you'd like to beat

Little Hitler, you look so chubby, as can be

Or are you only, just a flea?

Tue, 09/15/2015 - 15:02 | 6551930 Zero-Hegemon
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Mercy.

Tue, 09/15/2015 - 11:22 | 6550674 MsCreant
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These asses are so greedy, they sell to the highest bidder, and care not if the planet is inhabitable for humanity after they are done. This is not WE, there is a specific THEM. WE should stop THEM, I can agree to that.

Tue, 09/15/2015 - 12:04 | 6550917 localspaced
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Define them?

I think it's the US vs THEM bullshit, the group think hating other group thinks. As long as WE are doing great, fuck THEM. It wasn't US that caused the whatever crisis...it was THEM.

That's the fake bullshit political paradigm that everybody gets suckered into. Flags, ideologies, currencies...it's all platonic bullshit. I don't care if you're left, right, commie or whatnot, it's all the same. 

Man, I miss the pre teaparty days when the liberty movement was about individual responsibility and reasoning, not some political flag waving inbreds spouting off prison planet nonsense. 

I think I'm going back to my nihilist, Machiavellian nature for now. Nobody represents me and I'll propagandise anything if the money is good. 

 

Wed, 09/16/2015 - 11:07 | 6555356 MsCreant
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Banksters. Mega-corporations. Anyone rich enough to have a monoppoly and buy our political process out from under us.

Tue, 09/15/2015 - 11:15 | 6550645 MsCreant
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A fat kid in black pajamas with his toy soldiers. They had a sleepover, how fun! Someone needs to ground him. Like, into the earth. He wants a spanking. Negative attention is better than no attention at all. Poor boy.

Tue, 09/15/2015 - 11:30 | 6550703 Element
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One bug size drone with a single micro drop of VX and it's goodbye blow-hard.

Tue, 09/15/2015 - 11:15 | 6550646 swass
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No worries.  China is probably worried they'd accidentally target them, so I don't think we have much to worry about.

Tue, 09/15/2015 - 11:17 | 6550651 Tinky
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Dennis the Menace dismisses the threats as "bwuster".

Tue, 09/15/2015 - 11:19 | 6550653 all-priced-in
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That picture- Kim and his generals -  makes me think of

 

Michael Jackson in Thriller

 

 http://www.bing.com/search?FORM=UWDFNU&PC=SL5F&q=michael+jackson+thriller&src=IE-TopResult

 

Fast forward to 8:30.

Tue, 09/15/2015 - 11:16 | 6550654 Jethro
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If they hit San Fransisco, LA, Miami or NYC or DC....I won't care.

Tue, 09/15/2015 - 11:18 | 6550658 replaceme
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So the NORKS need money and or food.  check.

Tue, 09/15/2015 - 11:19 | 6550662 NoWayJose
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Why does South Korea have to provoke reactions from North Korea? This is like throwing stones over an 8 foot fence at your neighbor. You might hit him, but he might throw a brick back, and things escalate until someone pokes a hole in the fence and starts shooting.

As far as nukes - there is just as much chance of their reactor 'going Chernobyl' as there is a chance of a North Korean nuke exploding in the U.S.

My only worry would be whether the U.S. leaders would have enough courage and military assets left to respond to a North Korean nuke leveling Los Angeles harbor.

Tue, 09/15/2015 - 11:20 | 6550665 Dr. Engali
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I thought Dennis Rodman fixed this problem. Oh well,  just give them their bribe fiat and move on.

Tue, 09/15/2015 - 11:20 | 6550667 Consuelo
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'All options are on the table' if the DPRK doesn't bow to U.S. demands - sorta like Iran...?    

 

 

Tue, 09/15/2015 - 11:20 | 6550669 Bill of Rights
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Oh fuck off already do it we dare you, and you and your walking zombies over there will be crispy in 24 hours...

Tue, 09/15/2015 - 11:22 | 6550675 Consuelo
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Anti-aircraft send off for the sleep walker directly behind Dear Leader...

 

 

Tue, 09/15/2015 - 11:23 | 6550680 Element
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About time this Kim Jong Un moron moved on to the afterlife.

Tue, 09/15/2015 - 11:25 | 6550684 Chupacabra-322
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Hey, we sold them the Tech. So, what do you expect?

Tue, 09/15/2015 - 11:25 | 6550690 CHoward
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Probably sooner rather than later North Korea will make a fatal mistake. 

Tue, 09/15/2015 - 11:28 | 6550702 Lmo Mutton
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False Flag alert.

Tue, 09/15/2015 - 11:28 | 6550709 fatlibertarian
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Malicious short leaders...

Tue, 09/15/2015 - 11:29 | 6550713 FreedomGuy
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Let's send some drones to S. Korea. If you about ten of the right people, probably all in that photo, N. Korea disintegrates.

Tue, 09/15/2015 - 11:43 | 6550792 J Jason Djfmam
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Leave a burning bag of dogshit at his front door. Mischievous Behavior!

Tue, 09/15/2015 - 11:35 | 6550753 youngman
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I would love to know what they blasted on the speakers.....I am sure it was something about his mother....lol....I wish someone would give him a GoPro to put on his head..I would love to see a day in the life of Kim...lol.....

Tue, 09/15/2015 - 11:36 | 6550758 Teh Finn
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Slow clap for William "BJ" Jefferson Clinton for trading technology for "donations" to his "foundation."  May the NORKS Nuke whatever prog hellhole the Clinton Crime Syndicate family is living in first.

Tue, 09/15/2015 - 12:06 | 6550932 Seer
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Actually, all this nuclear stink by NK is because the Clinton administration never followed through with their promises.  And, what, no mention of the Nixon administration opening up "trade relatiions" with China?  No menion that the US during the Eisenhower administration overthrew Iran's  democratically-elected Mohammad Mosaddeg, effectively lighting the Middle East tensions against the West; and with the Shah propped up as dictator the US pushed nuclear energy production?

Tue, 09/15/2015 - 12:21 | 6551019 Teh Finn
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No mention of creating a cobalt zone just across the dmz either.

Tue, 09/15/2015 - 13:24 | 6551356 Seer
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Wait, where is this really ANY threat?

It's amazing how people can't see the forest through the trees.  But that's exactly how we've been programmed to "see" things...

Tue, 09/15/2015 - 11:38 | 6550769 Peak Finance
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Another bullshit manufactured threat. Someone called little Kim from Washington on the red phone this morning and told him to start the reactor. They need him as a foil in case the warmongering / false falggering fails in other parts of the world.

 

 

Tue, 09/15/2015 - 12:07 | 6550939 Seer
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BINGO!

Would love to see the CIA's payroll liist... (if Osama bin Laden was on it then so too could be little Kimmy).

Tue, 09/15/2015 - 11:40 | 6550773 markar
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Poor little Kimmy. Too many crises going on around the world to get the world stage attention he craves.

Tue, 09/15/2015 - 11:42 | 6550790 youngman
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I think he prints his own USA Fiat....they say its pretty good too

Tue, 09/15/2015 - 11:43 | 6550795 Seer
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OhKay, here, hang on a sec while I wright the fruse...

Tue, 09/15/2015 - 11:49 | 6550824 loveyajimbo
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If the Pudgy Pecker-gobbler likes nukes so much... why not send him 10 or 12 of ours?

Tue, 09/15/2015 - 12:54 | 6551220 kegman
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Just wait until The Kim has to confront The Donald.

Tue, 09/15/2015 - 13:27 | 6551369 Seer
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That would be tough to figure who has the biggest ego.

Take both of these fuckers and dump them into some smoldering volcano for all I fucking care.

Tue, 09/15/2015 - 12:58 | 6551247 Secret Weapon
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If only he spent as much time and money feeding his own people.  Sad.

Tue, 09/15/2015 - 13:29 | 6551387 Watson
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Why is everyone so sure NK has nukes?
Although I am sure KJU would love to have them, my theory is:

1. He _actually_ has a scared-stiff nuclear cadre;
2. That managed to produce a (very) small amount of useful material;
3. Set off at the centre of (kilo-tons) of conventional explosive...in a tunnel (first giveaway);
4. Which produced a rather modest bang by first-nuke standards (second giveaway);
5. But no doubt did produce some radio-product (to show up on the West's detectors, and give the MIC some ammunition).

If he had had a _real_ nuke, it would have done at least 15Kt, and (more importantly) would have been set off above
ground, so that various things that _prove_ it was a real nuke (eg the double flash, and the emmission spectrum
of that flash) would be picked up by the spy satellites.

Further, China would never allow NK (a client state), let alone a personality like KJU to have them.
BDM

Tue, 09/15/2015 - 13:30 | 6551396 Vlad the Inhaler
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Saddam was invaded for far less mischievous behavior than this.  Pity North Korea does not have vast oil fields.

Tue, 09/15/2015 - 13:31 | 6551405 SweetDoug
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All out of ƒµç?$ to give to these @$$?Ø£?$.

 

Can't we just nuke'em and see who'd miss'em?

Crickets…

•?•
V-V

Tue, 09/15/2015 - 13:56 | 6551563 Caleb Abell
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I'm not an expert on mental disorders, but somehow, I keep getting the feeling that there may be something wrong with Dear Leader Kim.

Tue, 09/15/2015 - 21:42 | 6553639 StychoKiller
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Do some research on the relationship between Tiberius and Caligula

Tue, 09/15/2015 - 14:03 | 6551566 Insurrexion
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Droogies,

 

It's Sunday, many people in the U.S. are heading home from church. later, they will watch their football games, eat, drink and cheer on their teams while the world burns.

 

Two weeks earlier, the North Korean flagged cargo ship, Chong Chon Gang departs port of Vostochnyy, Nakhodka in Russian Far East (200km east of North Korean border).

 

Its Captain turns off its tracking systems as it crosses the Pacific Ocean heading for Panama.

 

It arrives at Pacific side of Panama Canal.

 

It passes through Panama Canal.

 

It drops anchor just south of the Cayman Islands.

 

It launches a three stage nuclear missle which travels two hundred miles into the stratosphere above Kansas.

 

The missile explodes unleashing a terrific electomagnetic pulse of energy above North America.

 

The Captain then sets a timer and detonates on board explosives to scuttle the ship.

 

The Chong Chon Gang and its crew sink to the bottom of the trench in the Caribbean Sea.

 

And there is not a fucking thing anyone could, or will do about it.  Go Raiders!

 

Love, Alexa

Tue, 09/15/2015 - 14:15 | 6551674 Berspankme
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I think he wants Obie to send Reggie over. He seems to have an affinity for tall black men (Rodman) and Reggie could pleasure him like he does Obie

Tue, 09/15/2015 - 14:17 | 6551684 homiegot
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Good to see Clinton's Nuclear Deal with N. Korea is working fantastically.

Tue, 09/15/2015 - 14:31 | 6551745 MASTER OF UNIVERSE
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I'll donate $20 to North Korea if they nuke the USA before Christmas.

Tue, 09/15/2015 - 14:33 | 6551757 Byte Me
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Let me guess..

Clockwork nukies to go with the Etch-a-sketch PC for Kim Jong Unreal.

(release the flying monkeys - now)

Tue, 09/15/2015 - 16:00 | 6552234 o r c k
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  and after the flash children ??   DUCK and COVER ! 

Tue, 09/15/2015 - 17:16 | 6552614 prymythirdeye
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BUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

Tue, 09/15/2015 - 19:42 | 6553240 lucky and good
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In the spring of 2013 tensions between North Korea and South Korea were beyond tense. For years America has followed a strategy of hoping in time things would get better, that the people of North Korea would demand more goods and western style comforts and move towards freedom. When the last foul leader died officials hoped that North Korea's young leader would prove to be a reformer, instead lines have harden and cooperation has deteriorated.

I have no knowledge of the motivation, or how crazy the average North Korean soldier might be. Several times in history the ink has only begun to dry on a peace accord before one of the participant attacks totally  unprovoked. Let us in America and people throughout the world realize and internalize the potential for a million or more dead North Koreans and many of their neighbors to the south, this does make this situation dire indeed. As I wrote in an article way back then no easy answers exist, that situation remains the same today. the article I refer to is below.

 http://brucewilds.blogspot.com/2013/03/north-korea-brink-of-disaster.html

Wed, 09/16/2015 - 23:28 | 6558989 rex-lacrymarum
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This is high comedy

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