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Please Ignore The Freudian Slip: Pentagon Backtracks, Denies US Special Forces Are In Syria

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When NBC reported earlier that DoD confirmed US special forces were on the ground in Syria "assisting Kurdish forces in fight against ISIS" it crashed the entire carefully-structured US diplomatic narrative. Not that US spec ops are or are not on the ground in Syria - of course they are - but just like with the Russia/Ukraine escalation and even the Greek negotiation with Brussels, the question has always been one of PR spin: who will be the first to admit responsibility for upcoming escalation and who will be stuck with the blame if the 'worst case' scenario were to unravel.

As such US admission would then permit Russia to admit its own troops are on the ground in Syria, "purely to fight ISIS of course" and nothing to do with protecting their vital interest, i.e., Syrian territorial sovereignty from being used by Qatar gas pipelines, in the process setting off the next stage of pre-war foreplay, one in which both sides officially admit they are on the ground, if not to challenge ISIS, then certainly to use the Assad presidency as a proxy smokescreen for whatever comes next.

Which is why we were counting the minutes until the scrambling Pentagon would vehemently deny the NBC report. The answer: just under 4 hours.

Which incidentally may be the first official "please ignore the Freudian slip" excuse in Pentagon history.

 

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Wed, 09/16/2015 - 15:26 | 6556876 Berspankme
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Lies

Wed, 09/16/2015 - 15:29 | 6556901 cro_maat
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Spetznatz got your tongue?

Wed, 09/16/2015 - 15:33 | 6556920 knukles
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"Why Mrs. Teasedale, I've been looking for you all afteroon"

Wed, 09/16/2015 - 15:34 | 6556928 Stackers
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Dear CENTCOM

What about non-military US personel ?

Wed, 09/16/2015 - 15:56 | 6557067 NoDebt
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Again, I can't help but point out the similarities to Vietnam.  Syria = Cambodia.  "We were never there."

Wed, 09/16/2015 - 16:07 | 6557139 quintago
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This is the exact reason why when I fart and get called out on it, I don't bother denying it.

Wed, 09/16/2015 - 18:53 | 6558005 Save_America1st
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well don't forget that in 2012 the Pentagram made lying and propaganda to the American public legal to do.  I think that was their attempt to boost credibility.  lol

Wed, 09/16/2015 - 19:13 | 6558102 TruxtonSpangler
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Bingo. Smith-Mundt act of 1948. Look it up.

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 00:16 | 6559137 Luc X. Ifer
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No balls to face Spetsnaz :) ?

Wed, 09/16/2015 - 16:31 | 6557309 Boondocker
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Panama,  central sfrica, all over south east asia, just to name a few

Wed, 09/16/2015 - 16:37 | 6557337 spyware-free
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More truth from .gov. How long before this is retracted?
http://www.bloombergview.com/articles/2015-09-16/white-house-refugee-pla...

Wednesday at the White House, the most senior national security officials will discuss raising the limit on the number of refugees from around the world allowed to enter the United States -- from 70,000 this year to 85,000 next year and 100,000 in fiscal 2017

Global redistribution bitchez.

Wed, 09/16/2015 - 18:34 | 6557901 Sir Edge
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Tel-Aviv Is Pleased...

Wed, 09/16/2015 - 18:45 | 6557951 Tejano
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Don't forget Texas. There's still a buch of 'em in Texas.

Wed, 09/16/2015 - 15:35 | 6556930 angel_of_joy
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It sounds more like an update, there are no US Special Forces anymore in Syria... somebody might have kicked their butts out.

Wed, 09/16/2015 - 15:41 | 6556970 ZH Snob
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sorry, what we meant to say was the US Extra Special Forces...

Wed, 09/16/2015 - 16:09 | 6557151 justdues
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I think you meant  US Exceptionalist Special Farces

Wed, 09/16/2015 - 18:47 | 6557966 Tejano
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Special? Like the special kids that ride on the short bus?

Wed, 09/16/2015 - 23:53 | 6559069 HowdyDoody
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Maybe they are relying on the UK 'Special' Forces who dress up either in burqas or as ISIS depending on which stage of the propaganda cycle we are at.

Wed, 09/16/2015 - 16:20 | 6557222 sam i am
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Please, stop making it so interesting!

I live on ZH now.


Wed, 09/16/2015 - 15:27 | 6556883 lehmen_sisters
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Stupid fucks, get the hell out. 

Wed, 09/16/2015 - 15:28 | 6556888 J Jason Djfmam
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These are not the special forces you are looking for.

Wed, 09/16/2015 - 15:30 | 6556892 Chuck Knoblauch
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DoD as fucked us as the FED.

The Greater Israel Project will not include Syria.

Putin wont allow it.

Hey Gen Dempsey, which way does the wind blow today?

Or do you know?

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 12:16 | 6560500 Victor von Doom
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"The Greater Israel Project will not include Syria.

Putin wont allow it."

Yeah. You'd think the Fuckwitt in Chief would have figured that after the "Red Line" debacle. Still, has to please his handlers regardless of likely outcome, right?

"My greatest flaw. I surround myself with idiots."

- Victor von Doom

Wed, 09/16/2015 - 15:30 | 6556897 JustObserving
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If the Pentagon speaks the truth, just like Obama and the NY Times, it is by mistake

Wed, 09/16/2015 - 15:32 | 6556918 Chuck Knoblauch
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It's hard to keep track of every lie.

Wed, 09/16/2015 - 23:57 | 6559083 HowdyDoody
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God has a good grip on the number. Once the Zionists exceed the magic threshold, he gives them another whupping. The dumb fucks never take the hint. They always blame the goy and start all over again.

Wed, 09/16/2015 - 15:34 | 6556925 dontgoforit
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And we all know, nothing happens by accident.

Wed, 09/16/2015 - 15:31 | 6556915 Chuck Knoblauch
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The CERN demons told DoD to issue a retraction.

Wed, 09/16/2015 - 15:49 | 6557028 Paveway IV
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They're not suppose to emerge until next week on the 23rd.

They must have come out on the 23rd and traveled back in time to today to order the DoD to issue the retraction. Those sneaky BASTARDS!

Wed, 09/16/2015 - 18:56 | 6558021 Implied Violins
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This comment will disappear in 3...2...1 - er, 1...2...3??

Wed, 09/16/2015 - 15:32 | 6556917 Keynesians say ...
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Looks like some journalist will have an "unfortunate accident" soon

Wed, 09/16/2015 - 15:33 | 6556919 autofixer
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Technicality.  They are CIA.

Wed, 09/16/2015 - 15:36 | 6556932 Rainman
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+1 .... RIP William Colby

Wed, 09/16/2015 - 15:52 | 6557002 Chuck Knoblauch
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RIP JFK

A profile in courage.

If it wasn't for the libido problem, he may have been a great man.

Wed, 09/16/2015 - 15:35 | 6556929 Bill of Rights
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Let me guess, faulty email server?

Wed, 09/16/2015 - 16:15 | 6557185 undertow1141
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It wasn't classified yet when he said it.

Wed, 09/16/2015 - 15:35 | 6556931 Joebloinvestor
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They skew data and now press releases.

This country is being fucked.

Wed, 09/16/2015 - 15:37 | 6556936 Argenta
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They were there before they weren't!

-Argenta

Wed, 09/16/2015 - 15:42 | 6556980 dumbStruck
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They're not there until the denial comes out.... right ?

Wed, 09/16/2015 - 15:43 | 6556989 replaceme
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What about mercenaries, sir? Are we paying non-US military contractors, and assuming that's a big ole yes, are THEY in Syria?

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 00:00 | 6559098 HowdyDoody
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I love the way they take a cameraman along to film them in glorious action.

One more time, darlings and with feeling.

Wed, 09/16/2015 - 15:44 | 6556993 Lost in translation
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I think I have deceit fatigue.

Wed, 09/16/2015 - 18:52 | 6557998 undertow1141
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I have found that this unfortunatly leads to a bad case of 'cynicism' if not treated properly.

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 12:19 | 6560516 Victor von Doom
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I have found that this unfortunatly leads to a bad case of 'clarity' if not treated properly.

- Fixed it for ya

"My greatest flaw. I surround myself with idiots."

- Victor von Doom

Wed, 09/16/2015 - 15:44 | 6556994 Sweet Chicken
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Never believe anything until it has been officially denied. 

Wed, 09/16/2015 - 15:45 | 6557003 yellowsub
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So they do and don't know where they are...

Wed, 09/16/2015 - 18:13 | 6557843 Bankster Kibble
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As long as we don't open the box, we can believe in both or neither.

Wed, 09/16/2015 - 15:46 | 6557006 Grandad Grumps
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Maybe they are not US military special forces, but they could very well be ex-special force US mercenaries paid for by the Saudis or even the CIA.

Wed, 09/16/2015 - 16:53 | 6557439 CheapBastard
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Some reporter in Damascus was interviewed by NPR the other day and to their shock said Assad's soldiers are not only very well equipped but are in high spirits. He also siad the situation on the ground is confusing becuase it is not longer a 'civil war' but a grab by many nations for the nation of Syria. he said there's too-many-to-count militias, Russians troops, ISIS fighters, USA troops, Saudi soldiers, Kurds, rebels, A-Queda and others all fighting Assad and each other.

Wed, 09/16/2015 - 15:46 | 6557007 ThisIsBob
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Plenty.

Wed, 09/16/2015 - 15:47 | 6557020 Global Hunter
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Bullshit how could anybody make a mistake like that?  Yea we have troops on the ground...no wait a minute no we don't my bad, I meant we don't have troops on the ground there.

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 00:04 | 6559109 HowdyDoody
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The troops were all commanded to jump into the air at the very instant the press release was issued. So technically there were no boots on the ground.

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 12:22 | 6560525 Victor von Doom
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Sounds like they have so many underhanded black ops going at this time its hard for them to keep track.

"My greatest flaw. I surround myself with idiots."

- Victor von Doom

Wed, 09/16/2015 - 15:54 | 6557056 joego1
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Dear Pentagon, The American public is numb to war and has a bad case of Biber brain. The only one listening to your lies is Vlad who is rolling on the ground in pains of laughter.

Wed, 09/16/2015 - 15:56 | 6557068 Omega_Man
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is there a border fence to jump over?

Wed, 09/16/2015 - 17:51 | 6557738 Global Douche
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That depends from where to where..

Ron Paul warned us in the Debates in 2011 about the fence used to hold us IN. Still a work in progress, impeaded by politics as usual.

Wed, 09/16/2015 - 16:00 | 6557099 Puck Xue
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Tis Most Sweet, When In One Line

Two Crafts directly Meet.

....united snakes military:  "Does Anyone want to take a lickin' for us?  No?

The last chapter of american hubris at a marquee near you.

 

Wed, 09/16/2015 - 16:01 | 6557107 LostWages
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It was the ultimate Freudian Slip.  What he meant to say was "Honey, please pass the orange juice." Instead what came out was "You fucking bitch, you ruined my life."

 

 

 

Wed, 09/16/2015 - 16:04 | 6557127 COL Jackson
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This whole thing reminds me of Clear and Present Danger.  Do we have special forces in Syria?  The world is grey Jack.

Wed, 09/16/2015 - 16:08 | 6557150 DontWorry
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Don't worry, this is a simple misunderstanding.  This man is a General in the US Military.  He is not going to lie to the US Congress.  His words were misinterpreted by reporters and bloggers.  Its easy for such laypeople to misinterpret experts.  Thats why we need to leave the important things to government experts in the Military and the Fed, and do our part to consume and drive the economic recovery.

Wed, 09/16/2015 - 16:28 | 6557272 cheech_wizard
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(Fill in the name of any Presidential candidate) said he would need to consult the military before staking out a position. 

If your favorite Presidential candidate has uttered these words, will you still vote for him? Bonus points for multiple consultations on any number of given topics...

Wed, 09/16/2015 - 16:10 | 6557157 mastersnark
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Should've just quoted Vinny, "Everything that guy just said is bullshit."

Wed, 09/16/2015 - 16:20 | 6557197 foxmuldar
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160 US troops arrive in Iraq’s Habbaniyah air base

Nearly 160 US soldiers arrived from Kuwait aboard to the Habbaniyah air base, east of Ramadi western Iraq, yesterday to participate in the operation to recapture the city from Daesh.

https://www.middleeastmonitor.com/news/middle-east/21042-160-us-troops-a...

US troops return to Iraq to battle Islamic State — report

http://www.timesofisrael.com/us-troops-return-to-iraq-to-battle-islamic-...

Wed, 09/16/2015 - 16:18 | 6557208 Savyindallas
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If we are assiting Kurdish forces against ISIS, we could end up killing Turks who are assisting ISIS against the Kurds. Maybe Russia should back off and see if the Turks and US end up killing each other. 

Wed, 09/16/2015 - 18:11 | 6557817 Bankster Kibble
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Putin has been doing a zen-patience kind of thing that equates to feeding us enough rope.  We are just stupid enough to get in a shooting match with the Turks over ISIS, and if that happens, it will make Putin look like a geo-political genius.

Or looked at another way, he is the straight man and we are the clowns, and all he has to do is watch us make our pratfalls.  Maybe shrug or raise an eyebrow, but that is about it . . .

Wed, 09/16/2015 - 16:20 | 6557219 COL Jackson
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Did ZH crash the CENTCOM website?  Just went to their press release section, and the old Page not Found comes up.

Wed, 09/16/2015 - 18:04 | 6557779 Bankster Kibble
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It's because they told a lie to cover up the first lie, and now they have to figure out a new lie to cover up the second one, before they can post the page with the latest approved lie on it.  Clear?

 

Seems to me they should have just left well enough alone after the first lie.  Now they are saying in the press release above that they have a "coordinating relationship" with "anti-ISIL forces."  That was surreal enough to crash their whole website.  Who exactly are the anti-ISIL forces that we coordinate with?  The Iranians?  The Kurds?  Or the Syrian army fighting for Assad?  It makes my head spin.

Wed, 09/16/2015 - 18:59 | 6558028 undertow1141
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Folded neat and slid into  a memory hole at the Ministry of Truth.

Big Brother is watching.

Wed, 09/16/2015 - 16:20 | 6557229 silverer
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I guess you'll have to watch RT to know the truth.

Wed, 09/16/2015 - 19:19 | 6558125 HalinCA
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...lol ... What, RT as a "No spin zone" ... that's funny ....

Wed, 09/16/2015 - 16:23 | 6557245 viator
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Shhhh, don't let Putin know.

Wed, 09/16/2015 - 16:25 | 6557268 fishwharf
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We lied to some folks.

Wed, 09/16/2015 - 19:17 | 6558117 HalinCA
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..... and killed a bunch more ...

Wed, 09/16/2015 - 16:50 | 6557395 NubianSundance
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"... The only option open to the US will be to dump the IS altogether and bury the project to manipulate militant Islamist groups as an instrument of its regional policies and to further its containment strategy against Russia. But then, it is not so easy to kill one’s own progenies ..."

That's the view from India, and most of the rest of the world.

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 12:28 | 6560554 Victor von Doom
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But not the Chosenites. This shit will have no end until they are brought down.

"My greatest flaw. I surround myself with idiots."

- Victor von Doom

Wed, 09/16/2015 - 16:52 | 6557422 SweetDoug
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'

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So who made all the vig off the UWTI today?

 

I'll shut up now…

•?•
V-V

Wed, 09/16/2015 - 17:18 | 6557592 MathWins
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There are so many fingers in the pie over in the Middle East, does anyone know what is really going on?  What a CF....

Wed, 09/16/2015 - 17:48 | 6557730 Herdee
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They're joining the Canadian Forces that have been actively training the Kurds.They're being trained by NATO.Canadians have been very open for a long time about their activities there.Who else is with the Canadian Army training,most likely everybody else in NATO too.

Wed, 09/16/2015 - 18:10 | 6557820 Youri Carma
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What difference does it make? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8INIH0JfNA8

Wed, 09/16/2015 - 18:26 | 6557875 trader1
Wed, 09/16/2015 - 18:53 | 6558003 Youri Carma
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Pentagon admits just ‘4 or 5’ U.S.-trained fighters in Syria
16 September 2015, by Philip Shishkin - Washington (MarketWatch)
http://www.marketwatch.com/story/pentagon-admits-just-4-or-5-us-trained-fighters-in-syria-2015-09-16

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 03:53 | 6559346 dreadnaught
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and they cost $15 million to train

Wed, 09/16/2015 - 18:55 | 6558016 Yen Cross
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  They're all in Ukraine learning how to temper chocolate, with  Petro Poroshenko.

Wed, 09/16/2015 - 19:01 | 6558040 Moe Howard
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Chinese fire drill. Can I still say that?

Wed, 09/16/2015 - 19:04 | 6558055 Nostradumbass
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Liar, Liar, World's On Fire

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