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Is This The Secret Behind Trump's Popularity?

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It appears the secret to Trump's surprising success in the polls is actually simple - "know your audience." Given that, as we noted previously, Americans have never been dumber; whether by design or accident, Trump speaks at a fifth grade level - using short sentences and simple words.

 

 

Cruz, he of the Tea Party appeal and Harvard Law degree, clocked in at a more sophisticated 10th-grade reading level equivalent. The rest of the field can be found clustered around the seventh-grade level, roughly the same as some President George W. Bush speeches and even several by President Barack Obama.

 

Source: Bloomberg

 

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Thu, 09/17/2015 - 16:01 | 6561831 JustObserving
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No one has ever lost votes underestimating the intelligence of the American people

Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public.
H. L. Mencken
Thu, 09/17/2015 - 16:01 | 6561863 jbvtme
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or "act like a dumb shit and people will treat you as their equal".  bob dobbs

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 16:04 | 6561878 Elliott Eldrich
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I, for one, will refuse to backslide into the happy tarpit of diminished expectations! I shall pull the wool over my OWN eyes! I shall find SLACK! Praise BOB! Hail BOB! KILL BOB! Or KILL ME FIRST!

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 16:07 | 6561895 El Vaquero
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Yup, I've been on radio shows and I was told "Speak at a 6th grade level." 

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 16:48 | 6562156 Herd Redirectio...
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Just say what people want to hear.  How hard can it be?  Its not like a candidate is legally required to hold their campaign promises.

END THE MOTHERFUCKIN FED.

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 17:12 | 6562283 SafelyGraze
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one of the other threads has conversation about halle berry

 

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 18:07 | 6562547 OpenThePodBayDoorHAL
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Scariest part was the contest to see who would start more wars than the other guy. It's really incredible that the American people think more new wars is the answer to our problems. Scariest was Carly, shrilly mapping out her plan for a fast track to WW III. What a scary country. Exception of course was Rand. So we get to choose between lots more war (Hilary) or tons and tons of more war (Repubs)

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 18:18 | 6562601 bkboy
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Yes, I was stunned to see Carly's war threats, including sending Americans back into combat in Iraq, receiving loud applause while only a single person clapped after Rand Paul said he saw no national security interests threatened by the Syrian civil war. I would have thought that by now anybody paying attention would see the futility of further Middle East military adventures.

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 20:33 | 6563100 Stainless Steel Rat
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Rand Paul was the only to offer any dissenting views.  "Rand Paul shouldn't even be here!"

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 20:38 | 6563125 cdevidal
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So if I understand this correctly, Trump isn't smarter than a fifth grader.

Knew it.

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 18:11 | 6562565 Pool Shark
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Maybe,... just maybe, it's because he's the only candidate who is saying what the vast majority of Americans are thinking:

 

DEPORT ALL THE ILLEGAL ALIENS WHO ARE BLEEDING THIS COUNTRY DRY THROUGH PUBLIC ASSISTANCE, CRIME AND DROPPING WAGES!!!

 

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 16:08 | 6561900 atomicwasted
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THE WORLD ENDS TOMORROW - AND YOU MAY DIE!

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 18:49 | 6562747 The Blank Stare
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Star Trek?

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 16:12 | 6561937 TheZeitgeist
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Bob knows how modern Wall Street/Fed street work:

 

"And 'Bob" MAKES it even easier still. On this "Big Deal," the SALE is

ALREADY CLINCHED! The customer - the world - HAS to buy, OR ELSE! It's
either Slack from you, or Brand X slavery from The Conspiracy."

Bob knows how modern Wall Street/Fed street work:

And Church of SubGenius is the 'parody' lol.
Thu, 09/17/2015 - 16:23 | 6561994 Normalcy Bias
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Funny how they don't mention Obama's, Biden's, or Clinton's level...

"Hope and Change!" Scumbags...

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 16:38 | 6562103 Billy the Poet
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"The rest of the field can be found clustered around the seventh-grade level, roughly the same as some President George W. Bush speeches and even several by President Barack Obama."

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 16:26 | 6562042 Elliott Eldrich
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DobbsDAMMIT, man! You understand! YES! The work was not in vain, the message DID get out, Praise BOB! For BOB sold it, I bought it, and THAT settles it!

 

I can die a happy man now...

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 17:14 | 6562294 Bob
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RIP, friend, RIP.

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 16:28 | 6562054 Payable on Death
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Trump's closing included the best political line of all time. He promised "more of everything".

 

Really.

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 16:40 | 6562112 quadratic_equation
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I don't think you heard what he said in his closing statement.  He said and I will state it as close as I can from what I heard...he said "We heard a lot of good things but they are just talks and will be forgotten but will remember and keep it in mind".  I think that's what he said if i'm not mistaken.  Why would someone who mentioned and well aware of $19 trillion in debt and $200 billion a year on illegal immigrants  be wanting to add more to that?  It doesn't make sense what you're accusing him of saying.

Fri, 09/18/2015 - 07:57 | 6562868 Stares straight...
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He literally said,"we will have more of everything, we were discussing disease..."
His platform includes depopulation, apparently.

He was slurring during this statement: "America will be great; greater than ever before... It will be a much friendlier world." I expected him to say,"and I love you guys, ...and I love this tree" and then vomit.

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 17:15 | 6562305 blindman
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Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public.
.
i thought that was p.t. barnum, what do i know? thanks

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 19:00 | 6562779 Nobody For President
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P. T. Barnum's line was "There's a sucker born every minute".

Works in the context of this thread just fine.

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 19:01 | 6562788 rosiescenario
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"No one ever went bankrupt overestimating the unintelligence of the American public".

 

....so Uncle Joe Biden speaking at 3rd. grade level to the Dems appears to work well, too.

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 15:59 | 6561835 bnbdnb
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I'd pick a 5th grader to be president over any current candidate.

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 16:30 | 6562070 Normalcy Bias
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His/her first act as President should be an Executive Order mandating the inversion of the Sidwell Friends lunch menu with Michael Obama's public school peasant lunch offal menu.

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 15:59 | 6561837 small towel
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That was slightly more interesting than I expected it to be.

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 15:59 | 6561841 Fairly_Uncertain
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#TRUMP2016.

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 16:01 | 6561862 0b1knob
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KONY 2012 2016.

For the CHILDREN!!!!!

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 19:23 | 6562869 e_goldstein
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Fuck Trump. I'm voting SMOD 2016. This shitshow needs to end and he's the only one promising to do it.

https://twitter.com/smod2016

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 16:00 | 6561844 davidalan1
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Because he answers the friggin questions, doesnt take shit, talks to reporters and totally connects to his audience..

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 16:16 | 6561971 Excursionist
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So does Mike Tyson.  Doesn't mean he should be the POTUS.

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 16:20 | 6561987 NoPension
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Maybe, just maybe, we are tired of getting punked by liberals.
The best thing about Trump, and it IS THE guage I use... Does he make a liberals head want to explode? Yes? Great.

2nd best thing, a First Lady that doesn't look like Chewbacka.

( I take this crap serious, eh? )

I just do not see him taking shit. The President has to, I know, but he won't just roll over and let the Dems ram it home.

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 16:43 | 6562123 Billy the Poet
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and it IS THE guage I use... Does he make a liberals head want to explode? Yes? Great

 

Rational individuals make decisions based on an objective analysis of the facts within the parameters of their own principles and personal preferences. I just lost your vote, didn't I?

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 18:18 | 6562599 Well Hungarian
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Now that was funny!

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 16:45 | 6562133 Dsyno
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The public is just so desperate for a real change "we'll elect an asshole. The complete opposite side of the scale. It couldn't be any worse than it is now... right?"

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 17:20 | 6562332 Bob
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I don't expect much, but I have come away from listening to Trump with the distinct impression that answering the questions with anything beyond  "I swear to God I'll do it, I've always done it and everybody knows Ima do it every time.  I'm Donald Trump and Ima Make America Great Again" is truly beyond him. 

WTF is wrong with peoples' ears with this guy?

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 16:00 | 6561848 the6thBook
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You mean the Prez that takes selfies and says buisnez done good???  Isn't on a two year old level?

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 16:00 | 6561849 the6thBook
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You mean the Prez that takes selfies and says buisnez done good???  Isn't on a two year old level?

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 16:00 | 6561850 SethDealer
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LMAO

 

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 16:00 | 6561852 Spungo
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Trump is smart enough to realize you shouldn't use big sentences. Most people have absolutely no idea how English works. 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apposition

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comma_splice

 

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 16:03 | 6561872 Takeaction2
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Huh?  Can't know was u say.....poopy.

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 16:18 | 6561981 BorisTheBlade
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Smart enough to appeal to the least common denominator in the given audience.

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 16:02 | 6561855 nnnnnn
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trump is with israel       

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlfXJzw30nc

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 16:45 | 6562136 Billy the Poet
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Nobody but Donald Trump will save Israel. You are wasting your time with these politicians and political clowns. Best!

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 16:50 | 6562162 Urban Redneck
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Yeah, that's why Trump was the one who said "WTF are we doing in Syria [helping Israel implment Oded Yinon and helping the Qataris eliminate the competition]"

Unfortunately readability analysis ignores implication.

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 16:01 | 6561858 Soul Glow
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Stocks really got hammered into the close today.

BTFD because the Fed?

;)

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 16:07 | 6561891 RobD
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Charts have that middle finger formation going today. Is that a bullish or bearish formation I forget?

 

Oh and where is Deez Nutts on those charts?

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 16:01 | 6561861 freecheesex
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Trump, Rand Paul, and Carson were the only three in the debate last night that didn't grovel for Israel.  Cruz and Rubio were nauseating.

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 16:11 | 6561919 Chuck Knoblauch
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Trump's daughter is married to a non-Hebrew servant of satan.

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 16:09 | 6561869 Chuck Knoblauch
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TRUMP IS A JEW, not a Hebrew.

That must explain it.

Jesuits are Jews too.

Trump must be a Jesuit.

Trump is anything he has to be.

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 16:10 | 6561912 atomicwasted
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YOU ARE ALL DUMBER FOR HAVING READ IT

PLEASE HANG UP AND DO NOT CALL BACK LATER

BEEP

BOOP

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 16:22 | 6562000 Chuck Knoblauch
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I like Hebrews.

Are there any left?

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 16:55 | 6562189 Chuck Knoblauch
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Not an ounce of Abraham in fake Jew DNA.

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 16:59 | 6562212 Billy the Poet
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Allusions to ancient dog food commercials aside, did you look at the site?

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 16:03 | 6561876 wmbz
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Because he is not a fucking lowlife, life long lying sack of pure shit, asshole, jerkoff politician!

Plus he is a whole lot more entertaining. Calls a spade a spade.

He won't get the nomination though. The RNC may as well be the DNC!

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 16:11 | 6561930 atomicwasted
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You are certainly correct.

 

He is just a fucking lowlife, life long lying sack of pure shit, asshole, jerkoff, multiply-bankrupt bad hair guy who eminent domained an old lady's house to build limo parking for his low-class casino in Atlantic City.

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 16:45 | 6562135 quadratic_equation
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I wonder why you're not as rich as he is?  He must have been blessed with a better brain than you.

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 16:48 | 6562158 Billy the Poet
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George Soros is richer than Trump. You must really love him.

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 17:16 | 6562309 g speed
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you're on a roll today bad bill---keep those six guns blazing---I'm enjoying it ----+1

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 18:35 | 6562679 Billy the Poet
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Bad, bad company, till the day I die.

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 16:56 | 6562198 froze25
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OK, I really don't get the Bankruptcy argument.  Bankruptcy exist as  a means for a business or individual to have time to re-organize the business and/or restructure debt in-order to make the business function profitably and pay its debts.  What is the problem with using it?

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 16:04 | 6561877 madcows
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stupid is as stupid speaks

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 16:50 | 6562168 Billy the Poet
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Forrest Trump.

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 16:08 | 6561899 medium giraffe
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Whoever wins, it won't be you.  Please remember not to vote.

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 17:05 | 6562218 pFXTim
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+1

 

I'm mostly baffled that there are apparently quite a lot of people that really buy into this shit.

 

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 17:15 | 6562298 Keynesians say ...
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It's sad in a funny we're all fucked kind of way because probably 250-300+million Americans think they have a choice

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 16:08 | 6561901 Latitude25
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He seems so honest and trustworthy.  I'm sure that's how he became worth 8 billion $.

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 16:11 | 6561922 swmnguy
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Watching that thing was like having drunk way too much cheap beer but for some reason you can't pass out.  Drunk, bloated, a bit nauseous, and it just won't end.

What we've established so far, a full 14 months out from the General Election, is that there is no chance that the next President of the United States will have any idea what the fuck is wrong with America, and therefore no ability to do anything helpful about it.  We have to decide whether to pick the candidate who seems the least harmful, or to go full-out and pick the absolute worst.

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 16:56 | 6562196 Clycntct
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Let me help with your voting dilemma.

Sprinkle  some shots in with that horse piss your calling beer and you'll get the mental imagery that you need to vote.

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 16:11 | 6561924 undertow1141
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According to a study conducted in late April by the U.S. Department of Education and the National Institute of Literacy, 32 million adults in the U.S. can't read. That's 14 percent of the population. 21 percent of adults in the U.S. read below a 5th grade level, and 19 percent of high school graduates can't read.

 

This explains a bit of it.

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 19:51 | 6562966 Stares straight...
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Can you sound that out, please?

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 16:12 | 6561935 Chuck Knoblauch
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No one will win, meaning you.

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 16:12 | 6561936 Sudden Debt
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5th grade... no wonder most Amercians don't vote! The first second grade level moron that steps in will get 90% of all votes!

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 16:41 | 6562120 Dsyno
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"Fool me once, shame on... you. Fool me twice, shame on... ..."

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 16:15 | 6561962 Peter Pan
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Eventually one day in the future a teleprompter will become president .

Sometimes i suspect though that that day is already here.

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 16:15 | 6561963 MSimon
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I welcome our new Islamic overlords.

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 16:16 | 6561967 Grandad Grumps
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The Jethro Bodeen candidate.

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 16:23 | 6562002 MFL8240
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For a group of such ignorant people they are all far more accomplished than this writer, especially the 10 Billion dollar 4th grader!  Maybe we need a smarter guy like  their token black Marxist but, sad thing is that will be impossible to find because we don’t know where or when he went to school or his grades (that was all hidden)  but what we do know is he can lie with best of them!

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 16:30 | 6562068 NoPension
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" he speaks well" ( what, for a Kneegrow?)

Bi-den. Bi.......Den. Bi..Den.

Two syllables. Accent on Den. Got it. That's the Libby way to say it.

Joe Bi Den.

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 16:26 | 6562028 NoPension
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What I got;

He's on the stage, thinking, " I can't believe I have to stand up here with these fucking idiots, who have never done, built or made a thing"

When he told Paul, " you Shouldn't even be here" I thought I was going to piss myself! That was great.
And hey, hatchet face, " I think your beautiful" . ( nice work, how much did it cost?) there, feel better?

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 16:35 | 6562086 ToSoft4Truth
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Has Rand Paul sponsored even one bill which was then passed into law, or is he like Paw-Paw, zero 4 zero. 

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 16:27 | 6562050 SmittyinLA
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we knew the attacks on Trump voters/supporters were coming. 

The rainbow zio-psychologist attack https://www.google.com/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF...  on his personality and hair didn't work, it even backfired when the slate's "annointed one" ?Jeb! kinda looked like a desperate narcissist in the group photo of the second debate he lost.

Thatcher? (Columba whacked him for that one)  ?Jeb! have ADD? misunderstand the stupid question? 

Was ?Jeb! thinking if I say "Thatcher" the stupid Republican base wil think I'm conservative?

cuz it didn't work. 

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 16:36 | 6562092 ToSoft4Truth
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 Jeb standing on his tip-toes makes him a pathetic retard. 

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 16:33 | 6562081 quadratic_equation
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You don't have to have a good vocabulary to make your point like George Will, where you need a dictionary to understand what he's saying.  It's better to speak in plain language and say what you believe where everybody can understand.  Speaking like a professor doesn't mean anything.  It's like being in engineering school where a professor lectures without explaining or elaborating, then at the end of the lecture he'd ask "are there any questions?" and when nobody raises their hands (because no one understood), he'd say let's move on to the next chapter since everybody understood

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 16:35 | 6562089 Miss Expectations
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Trump may speak like a 5th Grader, but I think he's the least likely to be a psychopath.  

 

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 16:46 | 6562145 Arthur Schopenhauer
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I'm just worried about what he's gonna say when he starts speaking like an adult.

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 16:48 | 6562155 dexter_morgan
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I agree. It seems people want the perfect person to run as saviour instead of president, and that person doesn't exist and probably nobody can save this sinking ship, at least not in one election cycle. 

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 17:04 | 6562237 Miss Expectations
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Listen to Carly at 27:25 in last night's debate.  

She's a war monger.  Her two minute war speech is chilling.  Everything she's touched, she's ruined.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETztOb3zLV8

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 17:29 | 6562375 dexter_morgan
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And why do you respond with that? I agree, she was looking tempting until I realized she was essentially a war monger. I could tolerate some flaws, but I think we've had enough recent presidents with that exact same flaw and really don't need another, though who of either party isn't a war monger or at least big MIC supporter. 

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 16:41 | 6562114 Feel it Reel it
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Come on People...The only question that needs to be asked of All the candidates is...Who's your major campaign donor and what do they expect in return? All Donald has to do is stick to the Donor's/Lobbyist funding the Politicians and Illegal immigration and it's game over....very simple....Whether you like Trump or not we all know he is right...

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 16:52 | 6562175 dexter_morgan
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My question would be which one does NOT support the ZWO looting class, the MIC, illegal immigration, and the free shit army - that would be someone to consider.

Out of those 11 and the asshats on the other team I think the number is ZERO. 

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 16:43 | 6562126 dexter_morgan
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C'mon peeps, you know what's going on here - Trump and Carson, or Trump and Fiorina - basically Trump and the anti-Trump are going to be used to split the republican factions and we will have Bernie or Hitlery, or whoever as president.

In the meantime the media will do whatever to make them all look bad - Trump is an egomaniac, Fiorina a CEO failure (witness the Sonnenfeld article - but then those who can do, those who can't become college professors), and the 'bland' Dr. Carson.

People have been dumbed down and fall for this shit almost every time. 

 

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 16:43 | 6562127 ToSoft4Truth
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For fuck’s sake Bush is out their speaking Spanish!

When you are speaking to engineers, use engineering vocabulary.

When you are speaking to constituents – use constituent vocabulary.

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 18:20 | 6562614 The Gladiator
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And when you spell there,do it right.

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 16:45 | 6562141 bnbdnb
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Lets see what President Camacho has to say.

 

http://www.funnyordie.com/embed/d4a8ff5ebe

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 16:48 | 6562152 Chris Dakota
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Kinda mean.

Trumps popularity is that he opened the convo re: immigration, and pointed out how white people and men have been muzzled by the culture of policital correctness, including himself.

And someone's gotta be a garbage man, don't mock the working class who know their job and have no time to study other things.

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 16:52 | 6562174 the grateful un...
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George W Bush was on the debating team in College. he was also a cheerleader. he also had an MBA if I am not mistaken. he once passed out drunk in the bath tub at a party at Hunter Thompsons house. he once snorted cocaine in the white house (while he was a guest of his father) he was a visionary, he imagined the war in Iraq as the prelude to the end of days. he proposed a north american currency and a trillion dollar border fence (what are they talking about now?) he put on the dumb hick act because it played well with his red state constituents. when Jeb said his brother kept us safe i almost fell out of my chair, tell it to the people in the twin towers on 9/11. how could he say that shit and not get hammered (well maybe he will, Trump has a long memory and he took it to someone last night, he just keeps saying, how could you have said that? and i think if it comes down to those two he will repeat that line again and again, he finally go Jeb out of his shell and boy is he dead meat now)

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 16:56 | 6562194 dexter_morgan
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he put on the dumb hick act because it played well with his red state constituents. 

mmmm....not so sure that was an act. I heard he got better grades at Yale than John Kerry, but that kinda like being the tallest midget. 


Thu, 09/17/2015 - 16:58 | 6562204 lester1
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Trump 2016 !

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 19:53 | 6562222 sheikurbootie
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Or could it be that most American's LIKE THE IDEA OF BUILDING A FUCKING WALL and then sending them back.  I don't care if he does NOTHING else in 4 years. 

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 17:09 | 6562261 Tenshin Headache
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Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell to Arms, Flesch Kincaid Grade Level: 4.9

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 17:12 | 6562282 TheABaum
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What grade level is this?

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpAOwJvTOio

 

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 17:21 | 6562335 Arthur Schopenhauer
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What grade level is this?

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DP6S3KE2DaI

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 18:12 | 6562569 The Gladiator
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Actually,that is advanced ghetto.

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 18:31 | 6562665 pupdog1
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That was Latoofa has to wear a helmet on the special bus.

Still, she done gots her phone!

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 17:18 | 6562313 dot_bust
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Actually, the secret to Trump's alleged popularity is due to his getting excessive coverage from the news media. They'll be the pimp for whichever political whore spews the fifteen minutes of hate that the rich love.

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 17:20 | 6562334 cookies anyone
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I'll give it to the Americans, you are turning the world to shit, but damn it is so entertaining, I'll evaporate in the nuclear fire with smile on my face.

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 17:28 | 6562370 blindman
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there is another secret to his success.
he is eviscerating certain abdominal organs
of the status-quo political meme developed
in the united skates of merica over the last
30 years. he uses common words, yes, but he
uses them in ways the political class have
feared for decades. he is simply enlarging the
context and levels of desperation and
expectation.

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 20:14 | 6563030 squid
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The problem with this thesis is that the Nation's primary legal document, the Constitution, also uses common words....by design. So that all men could read and understand it. It written in eighth grade english and can be read cover to cover in 15 minutes....by design.

 

Squid

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 21:14 | 6563279 blindman
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he is implying sovereignty in his
oral presentations. all politicians
suggest sovereignty while seeking office
and positions of influence and "power",
(legislative dominion). once elected they
invariably are executed or defer to the
super sovereign "currency" lords. so far,
no one in the pool of potentials to be murdered
in broad daylight or "executive" of the ussa
has mentioned the "money" system which is
fundamental, essential and rudimentary. the
political baboons running for office never
address it, comprehend it or even see it?
wtf? amazing, the elemental stupidity deeply
embedded in the political discourse. they are
all FUCKING BLIND, MAN.

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 17:35 | 6562403 Berspankme
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He doesn't talk like a cunt

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 19:55 | 6562978 Inbetween is pain
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But he is one.

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 17:56 | 6562502 Arthur Two Shed...
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What grade is a telepromter?

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 20:44 | 6562511 blindman
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if you view all political-public oration as a
form of fellatio you get a pretty good
idea concerning the meaning and significance
of the spoken, or written, word. so, the thing
about oral gratification is, it is a temporal
satisfaction with no chance of progeny. people
seem to enjoy it immensely but no one makes long
term commitments based on it. it is not like
there is trust and a person's "word" is their
bond anymore, the last decades of political
rhetoric have inculcated,
in the popular mind, that the axiom "trust no man"
is the current "truth". the lawyers, media, politicians
and political parties have all communicated this
truth to the voting or abstaining population in
spades. here, look at the political parties and
law enforcement people and institutions regarding
the 9/11 event and "investigation". drinking and
laughter ensues .........
just a thought.
.
it is, currently, a freak circus where you can
find entertainment and watch a republitard or
demoncrat bite the
head off a chicken, a geek show. that is mainstream
coverage of politics today, a geek show; thank you
cnn and fox news.
.
now, when i read a sentence or hear a statement
i ask the question, who is being fellated by the
author or orator? and why is this person on their
knees? today, it is very simple, the answer is
mostly always the same. it is for the sizzling and
decomposing, at accelerating rates, debt based
"money"(currency by law) that has each soul in
arrears as it were.
people are so simple, man, especially when cornered
and psychologically/financially enslaved. your masters
are pretty fucking smart frank, as long as you are
pretty fucking stupid, man.

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 20:58 | 6563214 blindman
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or, who is not talking their book?
that is the first question. no?

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 18:09 | 6562558 The Gladiator
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Dubya is never represented on these charts.Is there no pre-pre-kindergardner section?

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 18:27 | 6562642 pupdog1
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The PTB are scared shitless of a common sense candidate that doesn't give a flying rat's ass about political correctness, is wildly successful, is charasmatic, and can't possibly be bought off.

Trump lives in a world of his own creation that doesn't tolerate morons and toadies--such as politicians--for two seconds.

Trump is all of their worst nightmares in one big poofy hair package.

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 18:55 | 6562768 GuyBaker76
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. . . Oh, and he can't be bought and isn't owned by Wall Street . . . 

 

http://www.floppingaces.net/2015/09/15/trump-key-to-ending-wall-streets-...

 

That more than anything fuels his appeal.

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 19:55 | 6562976 Inbetween is pain
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Oh, he's such an honest man...

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 19:12 | 6562831 T-NUTZ
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Now i know why these retards can't figure out the implications of three buildings falling at freefall speed. 

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 19:53 | 6562970 Inbetween is pain
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Here's the secret: The pomp of Mussolini, the insanity of Stalin, the evil heart of Hitler.

Fri, 09/18/2015 - 07:45 | 6564372 Kobe Beef
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What? No Genghis Khan? No Napolean? No Attilla the Hun?

Your Serpentor needs moar

Mon, 09/21/2015 - 23:40 | 6577613 undertow1141
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"Here's the secret: The pomp of Mussolini, the insanity of Stalin, the evil heart of Hitler."

 

Sprinkle on some Obama salesman bullshit and voila, Trump. Just what the doctor ordered. /s

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 20:26 | 6563068 roadlust
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The Republican Party has been made up of several different "parties" for years, and Trump is merely exploiting the dominant sub party, The Stupid People Party (GW Bush was the previous standard bearer, and Ted thought he was gonna win this "lo info" Tea Party group by default this year, before Trump emerged).  The other two main sub-parties, the Fundy Christian Party (Huckabee, Walker, Fiorina???) and the actual Conservative Party (Bush, the brother, Kasich, Fatso, etc. who used to be called Country Club party).  Paul's attempt at adding a fourth Party within the Party ("Libertarian") isn't getting much traction.

Thanks to years of "dumb baiting," and co-opting of various other moron sub groups, the nominal Republican Party is now over 30 percent Stupid People Party, which has given Trump his huge leg up.  The Country Club group, which runs the national Party machinery, usually puts the fix in to eliminate the Stupid People Party candidates before they can get too far (running the Doles and McCain's of the world) but this year the Stupid favorite is threatening to get beyond the money people's control. 

It will be interesting to see if the Country Club group can put the cork back in the bottle and install another Bush, without hopelessly alienating the Stupid People Party, AND the Fundy Christains. 

We may see a third party run by Trump yet.

Thu, 09/17/2015 - 20:59 | 6563223 countryboy42
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Calling Lard Lad Christie a conservative, is like calling Jeffery Dahmer a chef.

Of course, my views are slanted. I was raised by my grandfather, and for some reason, I keep trying to put his views of politics on the here and now.

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