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And The NYSE Breaks 30 Minutes Before Quad-Witching Close
Normally when the world needs an equity market boost, a broken market suffices to slam VIX and save the world. This time not so much.. and the carnage that this will cause into quad witch is frightening...
The Market Breaks...
But it doesn't work...
And...
It's Quadruple Witching Day. pic.twitter.com/MSkwcAXQnA
— Rudolf E. Havenstein (@RudyHavenstein) September 18, 2015
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Oh thank Yellen for magical physical heaven!
Time to crash into the close... NYSE tries to turn off skynet, its too late
Captain, we hit an iceberg!
Captain: No, that was a pod of dolphins.
But I saw it with my own eyes!
Captain: It was dolphins, now go fetch me some scotch.
When in doubt.... Plan 9.
;-)
When you're not in doubt...plan 69.
Bareback, don't pull out, creampie...
Nothing to see here, move along.....
Everybody out of the pool!
Another good day. ...
Yellen and her sisters c. 1650.
For some reason, she sounds a little taller on the radio.
She is an escaped Umpa-Lumpa from the Wizard of Oz...
If only there was a reward being offered for her safe return.
Bam. Easy money.
Or any Saturday night................
GOY LIVES MATTER
Why are you surprised???
I love the smell of algos burning in the afternoon
Glitches? Who ever could have seen that coming on this Freaky Friday.
awful quiet for quad witching....too quiet. someone hit the 'release' button...or was that the glitch: manual override! im givin her all shes got captin, i just cant hold her much longer!
just give me 7 more minutes scotty!
Witches cause glitches.
Glad I sold my risky treasuries to buy safe harbour bank stocks. Thanks Jamie!
BABA
What could be safer than an artifical offshore derivative of a Chinese ponzi scheme?
What I want to know is; why the hell did the dollar take off like a freaking skyrocket about an hour ago? Did I, as usual, miss something?
When everything else (EM, EU, etc.) also collapses the USD will probably be cleaner than most.
Is it bad luck to state that this is the perfect setup for the blackest of black Mondays next week?
I'll believe it when i see it...been on this roller coaster so long(2 months..and counting), done got burn out.
still within the recovery range from last month...it will be intesting going forward with the new FED 'No Exit' policy in place.
The alternative media is all abuzz about something happening on 9/23. They did not say anything about an NYSE breakdown on 9/18.
So people are saving for retirement in a market that "breaks" and declares "self-help"?
What Yellen really said yesterday: "Fuck you responsible savers! I work for the banks!"
Penetrating insight.
Retirement is the new word for where you work after being fired from your previous position.
It got so bad around here, I fired myself.
That "happened" to me too.
Fahuckkmeee
They say if you are being mauled by a dog, put your finger in its.... ‘rural area’. Has anyone tried this with Yellon?
TS4T
You need to make a t-shirt out of that quote and I promise I'll be your first customer with an order!...
Thanks for making a laugh out of the weirdest chapter of our existence.
P.S.
On that note. More weirdness to make you bust a gut laughing courtesy of general ambivalent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTIlPxAo8Bo
Why do I, after reading the article and gazing at the black and white photograph, have the sudden urgency to add a box of DUTCH MASTERS (tm) cigars to my preps...?
Hadn't thought of that until you mentioned it.
I figured it for some sort of weird outdoor production of MacBeth.
Nothing happening here, move along, we'll be back Monday morning, or. . . maybe after the unscheduled banker holiday..