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Stocks Are Tanking - Nasdaq Gives Up All "Bullard" Gains

Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/21/2015 12:11 -0400

For a brief shining moment this morning, the lack of a total bloodbath in Asia, some desperate spin about how China is not collapsing, and a hawkish Bullard provided just what the market wanted - higher USDJPY and thus soaring stocks. Once Europe closed, the mysterious bid for the dollar (EUR offered) disappeared... and so did Nasdaq gains...

Charts: Bloomberg

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Mon, 09/21/2015 - 12:15 | 6574801 Fredo Corleone

Mysteriously unsavory.

Mon, 09/21/2015 - 12:22 | 6574842 coinhead

FU Bullard & Cramer... nice to see your BS being faded already!

Mon, 09/21/2015 - 14:03 | 6575341 KnuckleDragger-X

A San Francisco slap fight.....

Mon, 09/21/2015 - 12:15 | 6574802 arbwhore

Maybe a massive paper smackdown in the PMs will help. Nothing to lose and it might work for an hour or so.

Mon, 09/21/2015 - 12:25 | 6574866 TrumpXVI

Fight to the death for every last hour of credibility, every last hour of BTFATH.

Mon, 09/21/2015 - 13:42 | 6575226 nidaar

That's what I'm looking forward for, just to convert some excess fiat into real money.

Mon, 09/21/2015 - 12:18 | 6574815 Ness.

this should safely place a bottom to the sell off.

Mon, 09/21/2015 - 12:20 | 6574823 astoriajoe

Turn those Europeans back ON!!

Mon, 09/21/2015 - 12:20 | 6574826 BandGap

Bullardnado has dissipated. My favorite part was him calling Cramer a no talent ass clown.

Sigh. Who's next?

Mon, 09/21/2015 - 12:21 | 6574835 Chuck Knoblauch

Bullard is a scumbag.

Mon, 09/21/2015 - 14:05 | 6575354 KnuckleDragger-X

DAMMIT! Don't go comparing them to good, honest scumbags.....

Mon, 09/21/2015 - 12:30 | 6574892 Pantalone

Sanguine. Savory. Vampire lexicon.

Mon, 09/21/2015 - 12:34 | 6574911 Fijiaaron

Stocks are not tanking. They're steady today after a drop Thursday PM / Friday AM on the news that there would be no FED rate drop (to 0.00%)

Zerohedge should stick to what they know -- Zionist conspiracies, Putin fanboyism, and Trumpmania. Leave the market to people who can count.

Mon, 09/21/2015 - 12:41 | 6574958 FreeShitter

Wait till 3:30 dipshit.

Mon, 09/21/2015 - 12:47 | 6574994 coast

I understand your post and agree, but I like it here ar zerohedge, and even if people say stupid things, dont lower yourself to their level...reply with professionalism because if you stoop to their level its like feeding the animals and they will come back for more. I do understand your frustation at the comment tho, just keep it professional and keep zerohedge a good place to hang out...

Mon, 09/21/2015 - 13:24 | 6575167 Dead Canary

Fuck you, you turkey fucking, bulldog blowing, infected piece of distended rectum!

There.

Mon, 09/21/2015 - 13:44 | 6575236 arbwhore

Feel better now? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UF-6M06lPZo

Mon, 09/21/2015 - 14:43 | 6575448 coast

Actually, I have goats, no turkeys tho..:-) My girlfriend has this amazing american pitbull that is more human than most humans, a beautiful dog, but a female so no sucking...I also went to get all my blood tests, and I am clean, and if a distended rectum is those external hemorrhoids, well, I did have that about ten years ago..I had to bend over naked while they cut them off...ouch man.

In my 57 years I found that having professoinalism, humor, love, etc had done well by me. I think that those who are angry are those that made mistakes and want to blame everyone else. Which keeps them in the same spectrum of hatred and anger and thus continues to destory life...maybe its just me.

Altho, I am not a feminist liberal crap either...If someone tries to take my property, or hurt a friend or loved one, well, I can hit a kneecap at 100 yards, and if that dont stop them, then one to the head sounds good. For now tho, I use my intelligence and a spectrum of love and learning and growing...I am not like the bankers, which it seems you are...You are no different than the bankers you complain about.

Mon, 09/21/2015 - 15:36 | 6575785 Dead Canary

Yadda, yadday, Yawn.

Mon, 09/21/2015 - 12:55 | 6575050 monopoly

There Fijaaron, Happy Now. And by the close you will wish you were not long stocks.

Mon, 09/21/2015 - 13:27 | 6575178 NeedleDickTheBu...

You better recheck that trading software Mr. freelance....

Mon, 09/21/2015 - 12:40 | 6574952 q99x2

There is hope in shorting the FED software applications.

Mon, 09/21/2015 - 12:41 | 6574956 arbwhore

T-Bill yields just went negative. Hello NIRP.

Mon, 09/21/2015 - 12:47 | 6574993 ejmoosa

A Federal Reserve has an issue with a talking head?

They are just trying to dostract us from something else.

Mon, 09/21/2015 - 13:01 | 6575016 coast

Here in Oregon there is a saying "If you dont like the weather, just wait 10 minutes". Its true too, it could be hot and sunny and ten minutes later it will cool off and sprinkle, and vice versa. Not sure why I brought that up, maybe I should get back on my medication :-)

Update: I got 2 ups, and I just wanna know if my post was ok, or because you agree that I need to get back on my medication...lol...

sorry, I think I am losing it :-)

Mon, 09/21/2015 - 12:55 | 6575047 phoolish

Dive Dive Dive

Mon, 09/21/2015 - 12:56 | 6575051 AbbeBrel

The USA Zombie has been marching since the power of FAS157 (Mark to Market) was overwhelmed by the Mark to ZOMBIE incantation. At that point the USA was Transmogrified into GODZILLA (i.e. a Japanese creation). ZIRP is necessary to keep this giant scaly Zombie alive. h/t Hussman

Mon, 09/21/2015 - 17:58 | 6576427 Phoenix901210

These pages are pure gold. I would not have the expertise to understand what is going on with the stocks on my own! Thanks.

Stocks Are Tanking - Nasdaq Gives Up All "Bullard" Gains

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