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Dead Cat Bounce Dies - Dow Down 700 Points From Fed's Fold

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Rule 48 to be unleashed any minute now... Dow futures are now down 300 points (and down 700 from post-FOMC algo exuberance)....

 

 

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Tue, 09/22/2015 - 08:46 | 6578345 Cognitive Dissonance
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"Get back in there and turn those machines on." - Marching orders from Yellen

<We have the liquidity, you have the machines. A marriage made in hell.>

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 08:47 | 6578360 SheepRevolution
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But... but.... but.... My financial adviser and the clever folks at CNBC told me this is a great oppurtunity to go long and take advantage of the dip!?!?!

<sarc>

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 08:48 | 6578365 messymerry
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Stop talking to Cramer!!!

;-D  

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 08:52 | 6578387 VinceFostersGhost
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Remember our motto.......gold is evil.

 

Cash is the gateway drug.

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 09:35 | 6578622 jughead
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I'm just an ole redneck clinging to my God, Gold and Guns.

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 09:47 | 6578674 Hitlery_4_Dictator
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Bitter Clinger! 

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 09:51 | 6578693 jughead
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bitter, maybe...but I am no Clinger...I am not Lebanese and I don't wear dresses!

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 09:48 | 6578680 toady
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That's an awesome picture  she looks like the joker or some other super villain. 

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 08:53 | 6578398 xrxs
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Even Cramer is folding:

http://www.cnbc.com/2015/09/21/cramers-warning-market-is-unsafe-unsustai...

What's Gartman doing?

 

 

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 09:42 | 6578645 Viffer
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Gartman thinks oil is going to rebound and the market is going to swing up .....

Sell Sell Sell!!!!

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 08:47 | 6578361 Bloppy
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Thought the iCar and iPencil would save us. No?

 

 

 

 

O’Reilly blasts anti-Carson media: ‘Unlike Muslim countries, we have free speech in America’

http://tinyurl.com/pk4z2hj

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 08:56 | 6578401 XAU XAG
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Dow could be going under 10K

could get to 8k

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 09:00 | 6578431 Trips Trading
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COuld be, but not yet imo. 

First a Lower Low, then a final Higher High into 2016 and then kaboom! 

http://tripstrading.com/2015/09/19/sp500-weekly-chart-2-or-5/

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 09:12 | 6578499 XAU XAG
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2016 ........................or ........................2017.

 

I don't see you wrong as timming is everything.

 

There are many reasons for a rush into stocks

Ban on cash

Bonds crash

Rate rise (fed)

 

I just looked at the lower support  trend line and that is about where I said.

 

a spurt up would increase higher low.

IMO

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 08:54 | 6578404 TeamDepends
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When you are out today grab a few cans of food, top off the tank, fill water jugs, maybe see what the LCS has as the next 48 hours or so might be like no other. Search "9/23" on youtube if you don't know what is happening.

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 09:06 | 6578467 rsnoble
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I've had it with the 9-23 talk. What's next? Oops, we meant 10-23?

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 09:15 | 6578514 nscholten
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xCapv_Y4K4

Alternative view is 09/29/2015

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 10:03 | 6578751 RobD
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Hmm, have some dry powder this month and was thinking of going to the LCS tomorrow, should I go today instead?

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 08:45 | 6578346 erikaappleihzyjtyeg
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That's bullish.  Moar!

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 08:46 | 6578351 messymerry
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Back in the day when we had carburettors, cars would sputter when they were running out of gas.

Buckle up, Bitchez,,,

;-D   

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 08:47 | 6578359 Cognitive Dissonance
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Never go full retard choke.

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 09:16 | 6578512 messymerry
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Stop it Cog, you're chokin' me up...

;-D  

OT:  There is a super fine supermoon this weekend.  On Sunday night, the full moon will be at perigee and then at 2100 CST, a total lunar eclipse will begin.  Aprox. 2300 the moon will enter totality and become the "Blood Moon" as written about so much lately.  One of the things I teach in my yoga classes is the importance of unplugging from this 21st century maelstrom occasionally.  This is a great opportunity to head out to a dark place with broad horizon views and watch the sunset and the moonrise on our little blue world.  It's been 30 years since we had a bloody supermoon.  Get out and enjoy it.  ""no electronics""  ;-)

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 08:46 | 6578352 franciscopendergrass
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Negative rates and QE4 around the corner

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 08:53 | 6578399 buzzsaw99
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...that is the sound of inevitability. [/agent smith]

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 08:59 | 6578428 . . . _ _ _ . . .
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audio of above comment (7 seconds)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIbEj1CIpuU

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 10:56 | 6579060 schnydz
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Negative? Nah. They'll make a desperate jump of 10+bps before they go negative. 

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 08:47 | 6578356 Spitzer
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Just checked futes. Might be a good day. 

 

Which Fed official is going to give this market a blowjob this time...

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 08:48 | 6578367 Cognitive Dissonance
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The problem is they never swallow. Distinctly unsatisfying.

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 08:55 | 6578409 Sanity Bear
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Wonder if Rule 34 applies to Rule 48?

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 08:47 | 6578362 cherry picker
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Funny, I don't see BTFD on these comment threads anymore.  Why is that? :)

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 08:50 | 6578379 saints51
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BTFD

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 08:57 | 6578419 buzzsaw99
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+1 btfd bitchez. fixed it.

if you do not btfd then you are a fucking idiot.

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 10:11 | 6578799 toady
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if you do not btfd then you are a fucking idiot.

 

I heard that in the robot voice  when I read it... ahhh,  the good ol' days! 

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 10:33 | 6578890 Wannabe_Oracle
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KS - Watch it bounce between 1030 and 1130 eastern...

Likely around 1100 It will shoot up really fast, experience a quick drop, then a quick bounce back, before it closes at or near the initial drop.

Closes @ 14.97

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 08:49 | 6578370 Argenta
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There becomes a point where any natural system reverts back to its norm, irrespective of outside influences trying to change it.  Markets are natural systems, and I don't care how much the Fed tries to manipulate it, system fundamentals will prevail.  I also will note the metals markets in general, silver in particular.

-Argenta

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 08:51 | 6578371 zeroaccountability
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Ahhhh, the moment we've all been waiting for.....I can feel the excitement building up inside of me!

 

(Now it's back to finishing the brain surgery on my T-2000)

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 08:49 | 6578372 stant
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But steely Dan said would be on a Friday

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 09:22 | 6578429 Arnold
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The Pope will be in NY on Friday.

 

The high probability of banker rain on Friday has postponed the event in consideration of the Pope's visit.

 

--HuffingPoo

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 11:16 | 6579192 mt paul
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the pope don't stack silver..

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 09:11 | 6578494 Two Theives and...
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I'm not catching any grey-haired men jumping from the 14th floor!

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 09:19 | 6578536 Pure Evil
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Just tell them that you will and as they plummet step out of the way.

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 08:55 | 6578406 buzzsaw99
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booyah bitchez

bring out the clown

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 09:00 | 6578432 overmedicatedun...
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holding sds/tza, I know I am doomed, but years of  investing has made me hate this fake fed put markets and the lies of finance news and .gov bls crap..qe is like a hungry lion wanting out of the cage..yellen get to work will be the call..for you all on ZH bet the bottom is in so go long.

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 09:00 | 6578435 Element
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Sorta what Hussman predicted ... we'll see.

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 09:06 | 6578468 Not if_ But When
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An honest question:  Does anyone have a convincing argument for yesterday's market rise other than PPT activities and collusion with "interested parties"?

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 09:18 | 6578523 Pure Evil
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Why are you answering your own question as you're asking it?

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 10:51 | 6579013 Not if_ But When
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lol - But I was thinking about other factors that I would value hearing about.  Explanation for retail?  other things, etc

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 11:25 | 6579250 stant
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Bank of Japan bs, didn't last long tho

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 09:15 | 6578515 Marley
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But...I thought you said it was Hillary's fault? 

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 09:26 | 6578575 Not if_ But When
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When you have the FED justifying extending seven years of un-natural zero percent interest rates by identifying inflation being under their target 2% based on institutional FAULTY measurements for inflation that everyone is realizing are faulty - you have a severe problem.  As more and more attention is being focused on the FED, the general citizenry are beginning to question them based on "open eyes" and observing what impacts them and ability to maintain any kind of lifestyle. 

(and yes - this is focused on their main reason for not raising and not the crap about "not quite healed" labor market and global concerns.  Hopefully the next step is a universal realization that the FED exists to serve Banksters, Wall Street, and the .01-1%.  IMO it is FINALLY coming).

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 12:12 | 6579520 RopeADope
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In the coming months I expect many more bankers will announce easily curable forms of sympathy illnesses.

https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/the-human-equation/201001/cancer-fr...

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 09:28 | 6578583 Blitzkrieg77
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Can we get the mother of all crashes over with already? I'm late for an appointment...

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 09:42 | 6578650 ZH FNG
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Exactly Blitz. As our old friend Larry Silverstein said...

https://youtu.be/C3E-26oVIIs?t=41s

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 09:31 | 6578599 Seasmoke
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These $10 and .50 instant smackdowns in Gold and Silver these past 4 years are starting to piss me off !!!!!

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 09:42 | 6578649 Conax
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Stawks down?

Gettin shaky?

Smash gold and silver, there ya go.

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 12:22 | 6579588 polo007
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http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-09-22/chart-watchers-zero-in...

Chart-Watchers Zero In on More Warning Signals for U.S. Equities

by Anna-Louise Jackson

September 22, 2015 — 12:00 AM EDT

- Technical analysis patterns suggest further weakness ahead

- Head-and-shoulders, Dow Theory point to shifting trend

Equity investors rattled by last month’s correction, the prospects for the global economy and the Federal Reserve’s interest rate policy can add a few more reasons to worry.

Several technical charts are sounding warning signals that the worst of equities turmoil may not be over. So is the market headed toward another selloff? It may depend on how much stock you put into such omens. Some investors see technical analysis as only so much voodoo, claiming past market patterns give no insight into future movements.

The latest signals come after Wall Street early last month was fixated on another chart -- the “death cross,” in which the 50-day moving average of the Dow Jones Industrial Average fell below the 200-day average. The two lines crossed on Aug. 11, and less than two weeks later the gauge dropped 10 percent in four days for its first correction since 2011.

With that in mind, here’s what the chartists are seeing in the latest batch of data:

1. A downward sloping neckline in a head-and-shoulders pattern:

The Dow this year has formed “probably the most famous pattern in technical analysis” -- and it’s not particularly encouraging for stock bulls, according to Murray Gunn, head of technical analysis in London at HSBC Holdings Plc.

A so-called head-and-shoulders pattern is a formation comprising two peaks separated by a higher peak. This particular one -- marked by shoulders in March and July and a head in May -- could be “the first crack in the dam” and is special because of the rarity of its downward sloping nature, he wrote in a report Monday.

“It’s a bearish pattern which could be signaling a new bear market trend,” Gunn said in an e-mail. Investors should watch for increasing volumes on down moves in this benchmark index as the next indication that sentiment is becoming more negative, he said.

If the Dow -- which climbed 0.8 percent to 16,510.19 Monday -- were to trade above 18,137, a level last seen in July, that would provide more optimism, he said. Otherwise, “a new long-term and potentially powerful bear market has started; one that should end below the 2009 low.”

That low, on March 9, 2009, was reached after a head-and-shoulders pattern occurred during 2007 and 2008 at the start of the financial crisis, HSBC noted. The date marked the beginning of the current bull market.

2. Dow Theory sell signal

The signal that’s “causing the most angst” for Jeffrey Saut, chief investment strategist at Raymond James Financial Inc., in St. Petersburg, Florida, is one that happened last month.

When the Standard & Poor’s 500 Index fell to a nearly 10-month low on Aug. 25, two other indexes were below an October 2014 low that many chart watchers were closely monitoring. The Dow Jones Industrial Average and Dow Jones Transportation Average both breached this level, flashing a so-called Dow Theory sell signal. Such a signal occurs when the industrial and transport indexes fall below the low of a previous selloff.

What’s behind this angst? There’s only been one false Dow Theory signal in the last 18 years, Saut wrote in a report Monday, which gives him “cause for pause.” There is reason for optimism, he said, because that one false signal came in May 2010 during the so-called flash crash -- the last time the 30-stock gauge lost 1,000 points intraday, until it happened during the market upheaval in August.

Saut said he hoped this latest signal will prove faulty as well, but that if these two gauges breach their Aug. 25 lows again, this “suggests a change in trend that must at that point be honored.”

Another reason for optimism: the S&P 500 has yet to breach its October 2014 trough. True, that index has nothing to do with Dow Theory, Saut points out -- chartists may want to create a new theory.

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