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Fed Unveils New Main Street "Wealth Creation" Advertising Campaign

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Allegedly spotted on Sand Hill Road and the West Side Highway...

 

 

h/t @StockBoardAsset

 

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Tue, 09/22/2015 - 14:32 | 6580410 OldPhart
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Not a penny of mine is going into the rigged casino.

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 14:34 | 6580419 Fester
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Photo chopped

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 14:36 | 6580428 Save_America1st
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C'mon now...that's as fake as o-shit-head's multi-layered pdf birf certipicate!  ;-)

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 14:40 | 6580451 kaiserhoff
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I was born at night,

  but not last night;)

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 15:00 | 6580555 NoDebt
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The LAST think the Fed or Wall St. want is regular people getting involved with the "markets".  They've been working night-and-day to rig this thing only for the "big boys".  China's epic run-up and subsequent crash would be Exhibit 1 what happens when Mom and Pop get involved.  Eventually, there will be no public markets.  ALL THIS SHIT IS BEING TAKEN PRIVATE.  ALL OF IT.

 

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 15:12 | 6580612 rccalhoun
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sand hill road....smith barney had a branch there...they make money the old fashioned way...they steal it

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 15:41 | 6580764 Arthor Bearing
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It's not a ponzi scheme, it's a buy the dip scheme. Buy the fucking dip you fucking idiot!

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 15:14 | 6580622 dontgoforit
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Sand Hill Rd., Kendall Park?  My sis and her family lived there for 40 years and my bro and his family for 20.  Interesting, my bro-in-law was an IT guru for .....one of the big banks.....  but while there he started day trading.  He's doubled his wealth in the last 8 years. 

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 15:40 | 6580761 boattrash
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" He's doubled his wealth in the last 8 years. "

So have I! I'm now worth $50 (excluding my Tax Liability).

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 15:17 | 6580640 AlaricBalth
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Sand Hill Road, Menlo Park, California - center of the venture capital universe. And West Side Hwy. - Gateway to the New York financial district.

 

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 16:43 | 6581170 A Nanny Moose
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Those with loaded guns...and those who dig.

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 18:23 | 6581563 toady
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I was wondering if that was the sand hill road I was thinking of....

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 14:37 | 6580435 vq1
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wow good job. Did you also know that the Avengers movies use special effects?

 

*eye roll

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 14:49 | 6580488 Dr. Engali
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Are you fucking kidding me? I've been saving my fiat for an Ironman suit too.

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 14:54 | 6580516 vq1
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Im sure Derpa is working on it. kinda ironic that we suck at making cool boom boom toys now. 

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 15:39 | 6580750 kralizec
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Derpa/Darpa...derka derka derka...

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 16:14 | 6580977 undertow1141
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mohammed jihad

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 15:01 | 6580561 Scooby Dooby Doo
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Too bad sign is in black&white. Everyone knows the casino is a flashy colorful lit-up extravaganza. That's why the fail.

To pull the wool over the ZHeeples eyes you must not miss one detail.

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 15:04 | 6580576 vq1
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the feds have never been that adept at graphic design....

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 15:11 | 6580610 Bunga Bunga
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Not more fake than capitalism is crony.

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 15:44 | 6580784 stant
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They left off ( bitchez!)

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 14:32 | 6580412 nuubee
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Indeed, Bring On The Fucking Deflation Already!

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 14:34 | 6580413 JustObserving
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They must be running out of sheeple to shear

The Fed Won: America's 0.1% Are Now Wealthier Than The Bottom 90%

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-11-11/fed-won-americas-01-are-now-wea...

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 14:33 | 6580415 lehmen_sisters
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BTFD. SYFG. ( Sell your fucking gold) --The Fed. 

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 15:00 | 6580550 MayIMommaDogFac...
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...BERMA SHAVE...

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 15:40 | 6580758 kralizec
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BTMHD - Burn Their Motherfucking House Down --People to the Fed

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 16:11 | 6580945 DetectiveStern
Tue, 09/22/2015 - 18:40 | 6581612 toady
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A giant broke from space, with eerie grace....

https://youtu.be/FnYWfVPT5aI

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 14:34 | 6580423 WTFRLY
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Give it time, someone will figure out a way to get the "minority" community involved in "responsible investing", put all those extra pennies together and it will be a GDP boosting success.

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 14:36 | 6580429 cowdiddly
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The FSA Obamashares

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 14:51 | 6580499 Countrybunkererd
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Common or Preferred?  Or is that rayciss?  Certainly Bourgeois. 

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 15:04 | 6580570 WTFRLY
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Common of course, you elitist pig

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 16:16 | 6580995 undertow1141
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Neither of you rate the Preferred shares, how dare you try to buy your betters products.

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 14:39 | 6580446 buzzsaw99
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dear sir,

 

you'll be happy to know that the fed has opened a margin account in your name for $500,000 at wells fargo. now get in there and make us proud.

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 14:39 | 6580448 vq1
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please turn in all fiat for one hell of a party. 

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 14:39 | 6580450 whitelivesmatter
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Hang 'em high.

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 14:40 | 6580452 Hohum
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Correction: Wealth EFFECT Creation.

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 14:48 | 6580485 samsara
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Truth in Advertising

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 14:49 | 6580493 Yen Cross
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    STFR  > The Bankrupt Middle Class Association

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 14:54 | 6580514 spekulatn
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Merry Christmas....

 

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1596363/

 

This film is going to bring back a lot of bad memories.

:)

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 15:00 | 6580551 Squid Viscous
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and an ad for The Muppets takes up half the screen... lol

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 15:01 | 6580557 MD
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I need to get this as a tattoo.

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 15:06 | 6580580 22winmag
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The South was so right!

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 16:02 | 6580783 Sorry_about_Dresden
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We are just regrouping son!

We will be back!

This time we will skip the invasion of the North and wait for the Yankees to beg us to open the valve on the Nat. Gas pipeline so they can have some heat.

We have already worked a deal with the Ukes for some submarines to blockade Baltimore, Boston and NYNY.

sarc/on

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 16:09 | 6580927 stant
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I've actually stood on the nat gas line going to boston

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 16:15 | 6580978 Ward cleaver
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History repeats. Moved to Florida to get away from free shite army and the self loathing liberal white retards. Things r moving at warp speed (see the refugee issue in Europe) and eventually the economic conditions will set this country up for a battle. All started with the "civil rights" movement and now we have a nation of victims vs hard working Americans. Let the best man win (apologies to Courage Award winner Caitlyn).

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 15:06 | 6580581 undercover brother
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now if they'd simply advertise the timing we'd be ok with it.

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 15:13 | 6580617 Bunga Bunga
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What does it stand for? Bitch That Fucking Deflation?

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 15:20 | 6580645 Squid Viscous
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Blankfein To Fucking Die (soon) ?

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 15:19 | 6580647 SubjectivObject
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The ZeroHedge commentariat should crowd fund a [few] bilboard(s) with ZH kinds of message.

Maybe this could be a dot matrix type so the message can be changed contemporary with [media] events.

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 15:19 | 6580652 TalkToLind
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I got one:

Turn in your illegal high mpg car.  Fuel efficiency kills!

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 15:26 | 6580684 Grandad Grumps
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Was never much of a fan of Sand Hill Road. The people there seemed to feel as if they had a right to judge anyone and did not really care about the businesses they gave money to as long as they kept the money moving.

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 15:41 | 6580767 headhunt
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What we've been waiting for - 'Bitch The Fed's Dead'

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 15:47 | 6580802 Clowns to the l...
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I wouldn't touch the markets with my ten foot pole. Um, I meant "a" ten foot pole.

The markets are *such* a joke. Anyone that doesn't know that market fundamentals went out the window years ago deserves what they get if they didn't learn the lesson from the dot com and housing bubbles. This time, it's student loans and subprime auto loans. Those that cannot remember the past(Or disregard it) are doomed to repeat it. They'll get what's coming to them.

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 15:51 | 6580821 Chuck Knoblauch
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Go into the arms business.

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 15:54 | 6580829 Chuck Knoblauch
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Buy The Fucking Dollar?

Or,

Bye, The Fucking Dollar?

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 16:21 | 6581024 undertow1141
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Bye.

sincerly, The Fucking Dollar

 

There that's better.

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 15:53 | 6580831 cougar_w
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The blokes down on Sand Hill Road don't need to be reminded. They are in there BTFD with both hands -- of course using OPM (other peoples' money)

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 16:32 | 6581104 Moe Howard
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Fuck the Fed.

Tue, 09/22/2015 - 17:18 | 6581341 FaxuXe
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nice try

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